SkinuzBear
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Joined 07-26-11, id: 3106578
Author has written 3 stories for Big Bang Theory, Suits, and Mentalist.
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Hearts are Strong, Hearts are Kind by aRegularJo reviews
Interconnected series of snapshots into Don and Sloan's story. Because someone had to write it. Fluff of the highest order. Runs roughly parallel to S2 .
Newsroom - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 155,919 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 8/4/2013 - [Don K., Sloan S.] - Complete
Purge Me Of These Sins by an-alternate-world reviews
Riddled by guilt in the wake of Pax's death, Connor struggles to find ways to cope with what he saw or forget what happened. Using alcohol and sex seem to be the only options he has.
How to Get Away with Murder - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,530 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Connor W. - Complete
A Warrior's Solace by turus1 reviews
Sandor Clegane returns to his chamber after saving Sansa Stark from an angry mob on the day princess Myrcella left King's Landing. Later that night the Stark girl finds his saviour in a compromising situation.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,410 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/11/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
with moonlight in your hand by Panache reviews
The first time Sloan talks to him, Don Keefer's an asshole. In retrospect, she realizes she probably should have taken it as a warning. :: A Sloan/Don gap filler tracing the characters from pre-season through post-finale.
Newsroom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,388 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 9/4/2012 - Don K., Sloan S.
Encounters of an Elevating Nature by lildorkysue reviews
Post-finale. Sloan is doing everything in her power to elude Don, and Don is doing everything in his power to corner Sloan. Follow a series of isolated elevator encounters to see how they deal with at times tense, at times hilarious, always chemistry-loaded thrusts into close proximity. Particularly when said encounters happen in an enclosed space with an 'emergency stop' button.
Newsroom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 34 - Published: 8/31/2012 - Don K., Sloan S.
Dead Hounds & Lost Wolves by BlueRiesling reviews
In preparation for her upcoming marriage, a bastard girl travels to the Quiet Isle and discovers the fate of an old friend.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,948 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C.
A Song of Steel by Egleriel reviews
Sandor Clegane embarked on a quest to find his brother, but so far all he's found is a lost little bird - and a big problem.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,951 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S.
The Lion Dormant by beachglass5387 reviews
The wars are over and Jaime and Brienne are left standing. Both must find a way to cope with all of the changes and claim a place in the new order. They are companions in loneliness and it begins to seem that all either has left is the other. Future fic
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,194 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 4/22/2012 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Jaime L., Brienne T.
Feed Me Breadcrumbs From Your Hands by Lunatic Silver reviews
Post 1x10. Sansa seeks advice from the only one she thinks will tell her the truth. Slight SanSan.
Game of Thrones - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 933 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Samwell Tarly's Merciless Observations by RestlessPuppy reviews
Samwell Tarly is fascinated by Jon Snow. Samwell Tarly wants to know Jon Snow from the inside as well as he knows the outside.
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,886 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2012 - Jon S., Samwell T. - Complete
Get to it, Dog! by soulwriterchick reviews
Joffrey wants to hear Sansa scream. But will the Hound do what is asked of him? This story is complete and already posted over at the sansaXsandor livejournal community. I am posting it here as well for posterity.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,159 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 358 - Follows: 50 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sandor C., Sansa S. - Complete
The Mentalist: Red Lace by Donnamour1969 reviews
Season 1 AU. Lisbon finds an inspired way to bring Jane out of his depression after his reunion with Sophie Miller. Friendship/romance/farce. Rated T/M for language and Jisbony sexytimes. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,136 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 10/27/2011 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
The Red and the Grey by bloodwrites reviews
Winner, 2012 Paint it Red Best Het Romance! Spoilers up to season 3 finale; directly follows events of 3x24. A new nemesis appears on the scene to avenge Red John, targeting Lisbon to get to Jane. Creepy dollhouses, life on the lam, and sexy Jisbon times abound.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 110,869 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
A Red Winter by Rebel-of-Spades reviews
Sansa Stark learns what happened to the Hound after she ends up in the Eyrie, but things aren't always as they seem. Set in an alternate universe starting in the middle of book 4.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 64,875 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 9/11/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
Red Garland by Donnamour1969 reviews
Episode tag for "Jolly Red Elf." Lisbon deals with a drunk Jane and they share an unforgettable encounter-at least it was for her. Rated T/M for language and sexuality. No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,603 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Too Late For Tea by klcarr892 reviews
Why is Jane so obsessed with tea anyway?
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Safe House by Rothelena reviews
Patrick Jane walks home from prison- and realizes that he has no place to spend the first night in freedom. Unless...definitely M, not really PWP- but not much plot either, I'm confused again. Read it if you want to find out.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,151 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Dust by Rothelena reviews
AU-Jane is a fairy tribe's king with an undying thirst for revenge, Lisbon an underestimated pixie with high aspirations- very, very AU. M for LANGUAGE and ADULT SITUATIONS, many original characters, but hopefully no Mary-Sue.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 40,910 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
White Hot by Rothelena reviews
Teresa tries to move on- but no matter how dense he is... he won't let her. PWP One-Shot. Definitely M!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Cheer up by Rothelena reviews
Teresa is grumpy, and Patrick decides that maybe roleplaying might help- PWP, very explicit, even for me. Will have six installments- if you don't stop me!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,280 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/23/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Scarlet Dreams by Rothelena reviews
She's had a dream- and of course Patrick Jane wants to know what it was all about…just a fluffy PWP piece of Jisbon-goodness. But be warned: I wrote this one! And that means: the M is not there because it had nothing better to do!
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Redecorate by MerriWyllow reviews
Episode tag for 3.20 "Redacted".
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Monsters and Maidens by Gefionne reviews
After fulfilling her quest to return Sansa Stark to her family, Brienne is sent back to King's Landing to meet her betrothed. There she also encounters Jamie Lannister-now lord of his house-once again.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,000 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 56 - Published: 6/21/2011 - [Jaime L., Brienne T.] - Complete
Make it better by Rothelena reviews
When Jane is feeling so sad again, Lisbon makes it better ...but he can t give anything in return, nor acknowledge his feelings for her. Until he almost loses her to a crazy killer… Rated M for adult themes.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,320 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/6/2011 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
Red Ryder by Donnamour1969 reviews
1st story in my Season 3 AU series. Murder. Fog. Sounds like a fun Thanksgiving for Jane and Lisbon, eh? Plenty of humor, mystery and some Jisbon love. Rated T/M for adult content No copyright infringement intended.
Mentalist - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,750 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Running Through Red Lights by yaba reviews
She's ruining all his plans to remain aloof and vengeful and he finds himself liking it. Post: Red Badge. Jane/Lisbon.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 108,143 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 5/19/2010 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
When The Crate's Arockin by rainnemccorvik13 reviews
Set during the episode: Blood Money, it is my little spin on what really should have happened while Jane and Lisbon were stuck in that shipping crate.
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,700 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Teresa L., Patrick J.
Take Away by Rina-the-Brave reviews
What if one night of comfort leads to guilt? Jane pushes down the guilt, and more nights ensue. Will Jane and Lisbon be able to maintain professionalism and friendship while learning that it's okay to lose yourself in someone? Episode Pilot-Finale spinoff
Mentalist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,683 - Reviews: 494 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/10/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Patrick J., Teresa L. - Complete
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Pillow reviews
Lisbon has some trouble sleeping...will Jane help her?
Mentalist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,315 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Teresa L., Patrick J. - Complete
Portrait of Harvey Specter reviews
Harvey Specter seen through the eyes of a child.
Suits - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Harvey S. - Complete
That's my spot reviews
What if...? Sheldon Cooper, Patrick Jane and a couch. This story came to my mind after seeing the 4x04 episode of The Mentalist.
Crossover - Big Bang Theory & Mentalist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Sheldon C., Patrick J. - Complete