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Joined 07-26-11, id: 3106820, Profile Updated: 08-15-12
Author has written 5 stories for Monsters vs. Aliens, Minecraft, Justice League, and King Of The Hill.

Hi everyone! * waves*

So whatcha y'all stalkers wanna know? I promise I'll answer your questions ;D

To anyone named Tim: I love you Tim! Marry me you sexy beast! XD

One more thing! I'm not trollin, I promise ya!

OoOoOoOo

Man it's been forever! Well I'm not dead! :D

My writing skills are real rusty, so I won't be writing masterpieces for a while yet. Hopefully I can update UNWN and come up with a better title :P

Tim where are you? My soul bleeds for you... XD jk I don't know any Tim's...yet >.>

:D

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Forever Mine by Verbophobic reviews
Ironhide/OcTitle is thanks to a friend of mine.October is more than just a month.October is a way of life for one certain bot.October is warm and loving.October is everything he needs and wants.October is a teenage girl. This story is about how bonds work and how love is above everything. M because I'm not very nice and theres future things that will attest to that. Beta Bee4ever
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 41 - Words: 79,170 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 10/16/2013 - Published: 5/21/2013 - Ironhide
Off the Grid and into Hill by HyenaAA reviews
New Arlen, a small replica of Rainey street is the last remaining settlement of mankind, following the great destruction. Hank Hill and his family and friends are forced to live life off the grid, scavenging and hunting for food and supplies, while still maintaining the Red blooded American Texan lifestyle, and no amount of zombies, raiders and assholes will stop them.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,122 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/20/2013 - Published: 12/20/2012
Minecraft Parody by TheSapphireRainAlchemist reviews
A Parody of E.T. Made for Minecraft. Because we all know those 'Creepers' are annoying when they blow up your stuff. I Do not own E.T. By Katy Perry and I do not own Minecraft. I only own my lyrics.
Minecraft - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 331 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Complete
Grab It By The Horns by Mercedes Wolfcry reviews
I was a soldier in Iraq, tough as nails and prepared for anything. And then I died. But I came back, as some sort of wacked out alien baby that crash-landed. I'm not prepared for this! Rated MA Sunstreaker/oc/Sideswipe
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 103 - Words: 270,475 - Reviews: 1393 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 7/13/2011 - Complete
Hell Hath Fury by AvengedFan reviews
Yet another re-write: The story of Corporal Daniel Reaver as he fights his way through demons and Hell itself.
Doom - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 120,044 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
Companion Cube Loves You by amiablehacker reviews
Companion Cube is waiting for Chell. In the meantime, it expresses it's love for Chell and you .
Portal - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2012 - Weighted Companion Cube - Complete
Innocent by MomoOfficial reviews
Robotic amnesia and a quiet escape. This is a story about guilt. AU android!Wheatley/Chell.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 41,334 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Spike Witwicky Requires Expensive Therapy by saltedpin reviews
Spike has seen things that can never be unseen.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2011 - Megatron, Starscream - Complete
Doom: Dawn of Damnation by Soldier of the Future reviews
The Doomguy's brief history and his thoughts right before he began his one-man war against Hell on Phobos and beyond.
Doom - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Flynn T. - Complete
Lullabies by VulcanChicks reviews
Chell and Wheatley come across an artifact from Aperture's glory days: a test baby. Wheatley's damaged resource database mistakes it for a real human child and makes him want to take care of it. Chell however, isn't nearly as enthusiastic.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,546 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/18/2011 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Chell, Wheatley - Complete
Turret Love by JenovaII reviews
A short poem on the military weapons we hate to love.
Portal - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Complete
My Encounter with The Slender Man by RulerOfTravels reviews
Slender Man meme fanfic. This story is creepy and twisted. yet hot, if you're into it. - rated M or NC-17, details inside.
Web Shows - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 49 - Published: 3/31/2010 - MarbleHornets - Complete
Sunstreaker's Got Humans by DaemonicKitten reviews
Sunstreaker is still learning to put up with humans. What happens when a bunch of humans decide to get to know him on a whole different level? Rated for my very twisted sense of humor.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Sarah L., Sideswipe - Complete
The Predator User Guide by SpiderxxChick reviews
This is a manual on how to care for your Predator! Actual Predator not included. Hope you guys enjoy it!
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Complete
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Bound by his Love reviews
After her car breaks down in a storm Samantha makes the wrong choice of knocking on Bill's door. He becomes lovestruck and goes to extreme measures to keep her...forever. Contains: Rape and some mental abuse. Read at your own risk.
King Of The Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,969 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/27/2013 - Published: 11/24/2012
I married a creeper! reviews
So Apparently I've been sucked into the wonderful world of minecraft and I'm married to a creeper named Captain!
Minecraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,398 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2013 - Published: 8/16/2012
Storm Bringer: Relaunched
Two young women are on vacation in texas when their car broke down and Hanks along with the crew gave them a lift and a place to stay. What happens when Hank begins to get more than attached to one of them? Will Peggy find out? Lots of things can happen. Rating may go up.
King Of The Hill - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,352 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2012
My Life Turned Upside Down reviews
Your average teen enters another dimention by accident. Ending causing all sorts of mayhem for the Heroes and villains. That is until Dr. Destiny falls int the mix.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,330 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/15/2012 - J'onn J./Martian Manhunter, Doctor Destiny
The destruction and domination of Earth reviews
U.S.N.W. will be the end of the world as we know it. One kid, Jamie a janitor becomes the first test subject for a super soldier formula. He escapes and is placed in the monster facility while the rest of the world is at risk. Will the world end?
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/29/2011 - Published: 7/28/2011 - The President, W.R. Monger