KayteaEM
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Joined 07-26-11, id: 3107154, Profile Updated: 01-26-14
Author has written 29 stories for Star Trek: 2009, Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes, Jeeves, Harry Potter, Watchmen, Supernatural, Good Wife, Hannibal, and Once Upon a Time.

KayteaEM: My name/initials

Gender: Female

Age: Older than eighteen younger than eighty, you don't need to know the specifics ;)

Interests: Reading, creative writing (duh), academic writing (specifically on popular and fan culture), dancing, knitting, watching lots of TV/movies, and eating far more chocolate than can possibly be healthy.

Fandoms I love: Sherlock Holmes (in every form), Star Trek, Star Wars, Watchmen, Jeeves & Wooster, Smallville, Doctor Who, Fringe, Yu Yu Hakusho, Dragonball Z, Supernatural, Merlin, Game of Thrones, The Good Wife, Skyfall, Once Upon a Time, Hannibal, Stargate, Welcome to Night Vale, Hunter x Hunter, Sleepy Hollow, Ouran High School Host Club, others that I can't think of right now...

My stories:

Recently I've been trying very hard to write on a daily basis, but often I can only get a little done, what with everything else in life that needs doing. I also have the terrible habit of starting things... and then not finishing them. So now I'm making sure that I at least have a first draft before posting anything and, as I often tend to write long stories, this means that things can take a real long while to complete. So if I don't post anything for months on end, that's why. So sorry. I do as much as a can. :)

Original work:

You can check out my poem "I Walk a Path of Cyclicality" in Sherlock's Home: the Empty House. Proceeds go towards supporting Undershaw (Doyle's old home). Learn more about Undershaw here: http://www.saveundershaw.com/

The Empty House can be purchased through Amazon US, Amazon UK, or MX Publishing.

Happy reading!

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BBC 221b reviews
This is a response to KCS' 221b challenge, however in this case I've adapted it for the BBC Sherlock universe as opposed to the Doyle universe. These are mini fics exploring the lives of Sherlock and John - canon additions, AUs, and everything in between.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 46 - Words: 10,693 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Scribbles and Such reviews
A collection of stories centering around the quiet moments in Holmes and Watson's lives. Will be updated infrequently.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,491 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes
The Name Game reviews
5&1. The names that baby girl Watson comes up with for her extended family. Or: how everyone—Watsons, Holmes, and others alike— just learned to give up and embrace their weirdness.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,958 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H., OC - Complete
Beat as One reviews
Jefferson informs dark!Rumpelstiltskin of a certain land's tradition: on the fortnight of the second month of the new year the lovesick give their hearts to the ones they desire. Rumpelstiltskin takes this literally.
Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,327 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle, Mad Hatter/Jefferson - Complete
French Hens and Turtle Doves reviews
Christmas Eve at the famed Mills and Associates. Twelve lyrics, twelve memories. Rum Gold thinks back on the courting of Belle French. Or: the one where Belle is a lawyer and Rum is her nervous, woobie!janitor
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,975 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2013 - Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold, Belle - Complete
Be-lov-ed (adj Dearly loved) reviews
Seven people in love with Alicia Florrick.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,666 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/6/2013 - Alicia F. - Complete
Partners In and Out of Crime reviews
Mini stories revolving around Dan and Rorschach's partnership/friendship. Humor, hurt, comfort, drama, and everything in between. Mainly gen but with the potential for some slash.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,409 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach
The Case of the Curious Obituaries reviews
Each morning Mrs. Eade finds her own name listed in The Daily Telegraph's obituaries and each morning she has "died" in a new, gruesome manner. Terrified by these strange writings, she turns to the world's only consulting detective to determine whether they are figments of her imagination or the beginnings of a more sinister plot.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,737 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2013 - Dr. Watson, Sherlock Holmes - Complete
The Whole Person reviews
Five unconventional ways Hannibal and Will worshiped each other's bodies.
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Amidst the Hunt reviews
For the prompt: "Hannibal ends up feeding them parts of Abigail."
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Hannibal L., J. Crawford - Complete
A Flaw in This Design reviews
Based on a prompt over at the Hannibal Kink Meme: "So Hannibal is really good at making food, as we know. BUT his sandwiches just aren't good... but Will is the sandwich master. He is amazing at making sandwiches... Hannibal cannot deal with this."
Hannibal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,427 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/15/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Dog Eat Dog reviews
Hannibal wants to be Will's sole companion. Will's dogs are getting in the way of that. Based on this prompt from the Hannibal kink meme: "Will turns Hannibal in. Hannibal escapes and instead of killing Will, he goes after his dogs instead. Will has the unholy grandmother of all meltdowns when he sees the result."
Hannibal - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,131 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Will G., Hannibal L. - Complete
Birthday Reflections reviews
It's Eli's birthday. Alicia celebrates with gifts and a healthy dose of embarrassment.
Good Wife - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,789 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Alicia F., Eli G. - Complete
A Whole Lot of Whatsit reviews
A collection of 100 drabbles taking place in the Jeeves and Wooster universe. Prompts are filled in no particular order. NOW COMPLETE!
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 100 - Words: 10,658 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/12/2012 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves
Paying Your Debts reviews
It's Jimmy's first kill, and Cas's first revenge.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,064 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/15/2013 - Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
Christening reviews
It's the first time Dean calls him "Cas" and Castiel isn't pleased.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,459 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Deviation reviews
This is the Butterfly Effect, and Cas doesn't like where it leads.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Castiel, Jimmy N. - Complete
Fried Onions and a Sesame Seed Bun reviews
Cas learns about eating and gives his vessel a gift along the way.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/10/2012 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Time For Good Behavior reviews
Before their confrontation with Adrian and before the jailbreak, Dan visits Rorschach in prison.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,324 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/2/2012 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Homonym reviews
Slowly, and with great care, the relationship between Rorschach and Nite Owl grows.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,326 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
A Three Lick Problem reviews
Sherlock attempts to answer one of the world's most profound questions: How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,280 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Amaranthine reviews
The prophecy is more literal than anyone realized.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
What Ho, Muses! reviews
Drabbles, ficlets, and short one-shots taking place in the Jeeves and Wooster fandom. Basically anything that isn't long enough or polished enough to merit being a stand-alone.
Jeeves - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Bertram/Bertie W., Jeeves
An Imperfect Guardian reviews
What if, after The Final Problem, Holmes never left London? What if he spent those three years 'bumping into' Watson?
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,474 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
A Package From Mr Stork reviews
Mrs. Hudson wants grandkids, and she'll do whatever it takes to get them.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,381 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Mrs. Hudson - Complete
Revenge Is a Dish Best Served at 37 Degrees F reviews
What ever happened to the head in the fridge?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Kicking Them Blues reviews
Five times cocaine caused tension between John and Sherlock, and the one time it was okay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,848 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Dream a Little Dream of Me reviews
After Kirk receives a vaccine from McCoy he begins having strange dreams, each of which brings him a little closer to his First Officer.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,779 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/29/2011 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A Well Noted Love reviews
With the rest of the crew off at the Valentine's Day party, Jim leaves a trail of notes and gifts for Spock.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,121 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
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