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Author has written 39 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Twilight, Under the Dome, Sailor Moon, Hobbit, Jurassic Park, Cellular, X-overs, and Little Mermaid.
"A good friend will bail you out of jail, a best friend will be next to you saying 'let's do it again'."
"You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same."
"MENtal anxiety, MENtal breakdown, MENstrual cramps, MENopause... Did you ever notice how all of our problems begin with MEN?"
"I became insane, with long intervals of horrible sanity." Edgar Allen Poe
"Whose sick joke was it for the fear of long words to be called hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia?"
"You look familiar. Have I threatened you before?" Captain Jack Sparrow
"Before setting out on revenge, first dig ten graves. Saves time later."
"An optimist sees the glass half full. A pessimist sees the glass half empty. A chemist sees the glass completely full, half in the liquid state and half in the vapor state."
"Life sucks, then you die."
"A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws."
"People say you can't live without love, but I think oxygen is more important."
"I did not trip and fall. I attacked the floor and I believe I am winning."