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Hey, I'm FangRules1995!
I guess I should tell you about myself.
1. Fav. Color: Black/Red
2. Fav. Sport: Marching Band
3. I love singing
4. Love stuff that doesn't exist Vampires (NOT THE TWILIGHT SPARKLING KIND! the KOOL KINDD), Werewolves etc...
5. Fav. Food: Pizza
6. Hate school (obviously).
7. Profile picture is from Google, it's not my art
8. Bestiessss:(Written by Taylor)
Taylor (the one who will be dicking around writing smart ass comments when ever i feel like it i will be in da italics in random placesss) i is da partner in crime with FangRules1995. we mess with carabootoo
Carabootoo second coolest next to moi! (taylorrrr)
9. Fav. show: BONES (YESH), The Vampire Diaries, Orange is the New Black, iZombie
10. Catch Phrase : O te
11. Bae: No one cause I'm not loved by the male population...
12. Fav. band(s): Black Veil Brides
13. Sexual Orientation: I'm bisexual (af)
Ok I decided to answer all the questions in the back of "Fang" so here goes nothing.
Do you have a Jamaican accent?
Do you molt?
What's your star sign?
Have you told Jeb I love him yet?
No, I don't know him and don't want to
Does not having a power make you angry?
Do you know how to do the Souljia Boy?
Does Iggy know how to do the Souljia Boy?
Apparently Gazzy does
Do you use hair products?
Shampoo and Conditioner (no dip sherlock! thaanks for that insider scoop!) O te so I use Vidal Sassoon Color Finity conditioner and Herbal Essence color protection shampoo
Do you use products on your feathers?
Don't have wings...
What's Your favorite movie?
I don't watch movies often enough to have a favorite (suddenly forgets every movie ive ever seen)
What's your favorite song?
Heart of Fire by Black Veil Brides or Goodbye Agony by Black Veil Brides (crayons can melt on us for all i care by: Relient K)
What's your favorite smell?
Food cooking (the smell of the rotting corpses of my victimz)
Do these questions make you angry?
No (omg how coulld u ask such a personall questionnn?!?!?! #rude!)
If I came up to you in a street and hugged you, would you kill me?
Maybe kick you, but not kill. (carabootoo would)
Do you secretly want to be hugged?
A little (by Kywer?? ;)(No cause he's a douche Taylor now hush)
Are you going emo 'cause Angel is stealing everyone's powers (including yours)?
SHE IS?! I'M GONNA KILL HER!
Whats your Favorite Food?
What did you have for breakfast this morning?
Brown Sugar Cinnamon Pop Tarts
Did you even have breakfast this morning?
Did you die inside when Max chose Ari over you? -I'm gonna anwser that like it said "Did you die inside when Max chose Ari over Fang"
Yah, How could she?! Fang is amazing, and sexy!
Do you like Max?
yah but not in Fang's way
Do you like me?
I don't know you how could I not like/ hate you?
Does Iggy like me?
I dont know
Do you write depressing poetry?
I did once, but my friends yelled at me for it so I stopped. Plus I suck at poetry. (Do whatever u want and if someone tells you other wise they can come and suck my dick!)
Is it about Max?
Is it about Ari?
Is it about Jeb?
No I don't like Jeb!
Are you going to block this comment?
What are you wearing?
Green Day band tee, plaid long sleeve over top, and short shorts (my birthday suit obviously)
Do you wear boxers or briefs?
I'm not a guy and if I were I'd go boxers (they're sexy). ( i feel if u were a dude u would be a boxer guy)
Do you find this comment personal?
Yah (Bitch u didn't even answer) (Yeah I did)
Do you wear sunglasses?
Yah (i wear my sunglasses at night)
Do you wear your sunglasses at night?
Yes and my friend does, he has run into many walls, it's funny (the fack?!?! i just quoted this song whoaaaa)
BLOCKED QUESTION THAT I DONT WANT TO ANSWER (is it about ur dick size? ... yaaa mine is totes biggerrr) (No it's about smoking apples: And no I dont. I had to google it to figure out wtf it was...)
Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
I don't really care (but ur bae is a brunetteeee) (He is but he's a dick and we don't speak about him anymore)
Do you like vampire or werewolves?
Vampires, but if twilight werewolves.
Are you gay and pretending to be straight by kissing Lissa?
I'm not a guy and I'm not gay (lesbihonest lol)
Were you experimenting with your sexuality?
Would you tell us if you were gay?
I'm not gay (u didn't answer da question dooo)
Do you secretly like it when people call you emo?
Are you emo?
I've been called emo when I was really depressed and I was wearing all black with black nail polish and eye shadow before, actually more then 5 times
Do you like eggs?
Ehh ( I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN!)
Do you like eating things?
Do you secretly think you're the sexiest person in the whole world?
No, but Iggy does (of course she does) (Nope, secretly the most self conscious girl in the world #notasecretanymore)
Do you ever have dirty thought about Max?
Has Angel ever read your mind when you were having dirty thoughts about Max and gone "OMG" and you were like "D:"?
Do you like Spongebob?
No (*annoying spongebob laugh*)
Do you have dirty thoughts about spongebob?
Do spongebob dieing a horrible death count? (backs away slowly)
Can you cook?
A little (does putting milk in a bowl of cereal count?)
Do you like to cook?
If it gets me food, yes
Are you , like, a housewife?
No (HELLZ NO)
Do you secretly have inner turmoil?
Yes (Def. according to yahoo answers: If you're suffering from "inner turmoil," it means that you are emotionally conflicted about something. You are experiencing a variety of different emotional reactions. Inner turmoil refers to an internal conflict within your soul. Inner turmoil is hard to deal with because it has to do with a myriad of different emotions happening at once. A good substitute for the words "inner turmoil" would definitely be "internal conflict.")
Do you want to be unda da sea?
Uh... No (but Under the sea
Darling it's better
Do you think it's not too late, it's never too late?
When I'm a late yes (You sarcastic little shit)
Where did you learn to play poker?
I don't know how to play poker
Do you have a good poker face?
Don't play poker (#sarcasm to the MAX((imum ride)
Of course you have a good poker face, does Iggy have a good poker face?
Stop asking about poker but sure I guess Iggy has a good poker face
Can he even play poker?
I don't know
Do you like poking people, hard?
? I am very confused with this question (carabootoo pokes u all da timeee)
Are you fangalicious?
I am a danosaur and part of the llamarmy and the BVBArmy
If Your Life Was A Movie, What Would The Soundtrack Be?
So I'll open the music app on my phone, hit shuffle and that will be the answer to the first question,
Then I'll hit next and that will be the next answer and so on.
Opening Credits: Girl That You Love by Panic! At the Disco
Waking Up: Interlude: Holiday by Paramore
First Day Of School: Riot! by Cher Lloyd
Falling In Love: A Match Into Water by Pierce The Veil
Fight Song: The First Punch by Pierce The Veil (Huh... that's hilarious)
Breaking Up: Heaven Is Hell by SayWeCanFly
Prom Night: Fall for You by Secondhand Serenade
Life: Sweet Sacrifice by Evanescene
Mental Breakdown: Call Me when You're Sober by Evanescene
Driving: May These Noises Startle You by Pierce The Veil
Flashback: Brighter by Paramore
Getting Back Together: Ain't It Fun by Paramore
Wedding: Welcome to the Family by A Day to Remember (That's kinda hilarious too... but my family sucks)
Birth of Child: Damned If I Do Ya (Damned If I Don't) by All Time Low (What the actual fuck)
Final Battle: 21 Guns by Green Day (I can see it)
Funeral Song: Girlfriend by Avril Lavigne (Huh, that's interesting...) (you obviously rose from your grave to sing this to someone)
Final Credits: Snow White Queen by Evanscene (I am the queen! lol nope not even, but it could work) (dis is creepy)
(Peoples outfits and stuff in da fics if u didn't figure that outttt)
A Christmas Called Fax:
Firefighter: Shift A 'Medic
New Story (Should be out soon) (Fun fact I don't know what this was for, I'll probably work it into my current story)
(NOW GO READ DA STORIESSSSS!!!!!)
Peace out BitcheZ