Kleptokitten
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Joined 07-26-11, id: 3108143, Profile Updated: 01-18-13
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Emily of New Moon series.

Hello! I've been reading fanfics for a while and recently thought "hey, why don't I give writing a try!" So I did. I mostly want to write for the HP universe, especially about Dramione, of which I am a HUGE fan :) but I love many books, movies, and shows as well, and will likely write for them. Enjoy!

Things I want to write for (A list that will surely grow)

Books/Authors: Harry Potter (obviously), Lord of the Rings, Chronicles of Narnia, Hunger Games, L. M. Montgomery books

T.V. Shows: Doctor Who, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Downton Abbey

Movies: Gladiator, Peter Pan, Classic Disney

and games! Almost forgot Games: The Legend of Zelda

random facts about me:

-I am obsessed with cats (Hence the name "Kleptokitten". Inspired by an article I read about a kleptomaniac cat. It stashed its collection of swimsuits and shiny objects behind the toilet). Most of my books will include something to do with them (cats, I mean)

-I like fuzzy blankets

-Sleeping in is divine

Reading over what I just wrote, I actually I think I would make an excellent cat.

-I am a science girl. I just finished 4 years of learnin' all about it.

-I love art! I hope to I illustrate scenes or characters from my stories soon. I'll post a link :)

-my favorite fanfic author on here is Riptey, they'll be in my favorite authors section. This author writes amazing stuff that makes me despair at the quality of my own writing! But the stories are just sooo good. check them out :)

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Draco's Redemption by 8thweasleykid reviews
Draco finds himself reliving a significant part of his life and in so decideds to make a few changes. During his redemptive journey he finds true friends, a hopeful future, and love he never thought possible.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 122,299 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 885 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 4/14 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Princess's Duty by Nightdancer87 reviews
Ila, daughter of Dain of the Iron Hills, is sent to Erebor to marry the King Under the Mountain. She feels like her life is over, or is it just beginning? ThroinxOC and more and more Kili as the story progresses. Post BoFA/AU. Rated M for future chapters.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 46 - Words: 149,351 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 8/4/2013 - Thorin, Kili
Fifteen Years by HauntedSilver reviews
It took fifteen years for Peeta to convince Katniss to have kids. But what happened in between? Probably about fifty different scenarios of how Peeta tried to persaude Katniss to have a family.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,862 - Reviews: 581 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
The Inconvenient and Unexpected Journey of Millie Fournier by kiliyousosilly reviews
Millie is completely ignorant to the world of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit, thinks Kili is one dreamy Dwarf, and is completely incompetent. So what happens when she gets thrown into the journey with thirteen Dwarves, a Hobbit, and a Wizard? This is Millie's inconvenient and unexpected story. Inspired by The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by febuarysong. Complete.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 179,862 - Reviews: 2038 - Favs: 1,027 - Follows: 1,144 - Updated: 3/1 - Published: 12/26/2012 - [Kili, OC] - Complete
Closer by Brinchen86 reviews
A secret unites them and eventually they become closer than they would have ever imagined. - Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 144,934 - Reviews: 781 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 1/19 - Published: 8/24/2012 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Absence Does Something To The Heart by nubiem reviews
Happily engaged to Ron, Hermione returns to Hogwarts to complete her seventh year. But the end of the war brings about a change in the teaching style of the school with a big impact on inter-house cooperation. Hermione/Ron, Hermione/Draco, Ginny/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 118,973 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 11/11/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Charmed by A Pirate By Any Other Name reviews
Having woken up from their dream world, Hermione and Draco now face mixed feelings about each other. How will they deal with these new feelings? Is it love or friendship? And how on earth will they ever tell their friends? Sequel to Asphodel. Dramione. AU, set in their fifth year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 33,690 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 5/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Façade by Hesaluti reviews
When Draco Malfoy's son starts at Hogwarts and is shockingly sorted into Gryffindor, it becomes obvious that it isn't going to be easy for his Head of House, Hermione Granger. When Scorpius is selected for a mentoring programme, Draco and Hermione have to put aside their past differences and work together to help him. Can they do it?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,117 - Reviews: 1287 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 425 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Illusions by rainyending reviews
"Men have wasted away before it, not knowing if what they have seen is real, or even possible." In which a trip to the Mirror of Erised leaves Draco wondering about life, and the life he's missing. Draco/Hermione. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Muggle Pureblood Relations Program by thebluecray0n reviews
After graduating, Hermione finds herself filming a reality show for the Ministry in an attempt to build a new world after the war. She isn't really sure what to expect when she finds out the pure-blood family she's matched with is the Malfoys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 98,556 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 1/12/2013 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The way I see you by I M Sterling reviews
When headgirl Hermione Granger doesn't seem to see herself properly, headboy Draco Malfoy has just the spell to set her straight. Fluffy fluff...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Secret Owl Post by alwaysaclaw11 reviews
Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger joined the Secret Owl Post, a program that sets wizards up with pen pals. What they don't realize is that they're paired up with each other. Dramione. Based off You've Got Mail - which was based off another movie, which was based off a play
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,421 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/3/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charming by w1nter reviews
Returning to Hogwarts after the war as an 'eighth-year' student, Hermione is surprised to see Draco Malfoy has returned too. He's an ex-Death Eater, after all. But there's something different about him now, and she's about to find out what. EWE. Complete at last! :D
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,625 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 1/16/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's 101 Ways To Get a Girl by panneler-san reviews
Number Six: Pounce
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 36,465 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Asphodel by A Pirate By Any Other Name reviews
After an accident in potions, Hermione and Draco wake up married with children. Is this the future, a parallel universe, or is it all a dream? Will Hermione and Draco's mutual loathing stop them from setting things right? Dramione, AU, Set during 5th yr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 56,491 - Reviews: 382 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Life He Should Know by NJ Coffee Queen reviews
After a Ministry experiment gone wrong, Draco Malfoy wakes up believing he's 18 again. With six years of his life gone, will the missing pieces ever fill in?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,170 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
One Obvious, Tiny, Little Baby Hiccup by RZZMG reviews
One desperate Minister running for re-election. One feisty witch who could make him the perfect wife. Who will win the battle of sexes? Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. 2012 Dramione Couples Remix entry, based on "Love Actually" movie. Romance/Humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,825 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind My Eyes, Sew Them Shut by Greenaleydis reviews
She shared her memories, memories of how her body reacted when he was close. He could feel her emotions as if they were his own - her heartbeat crescendoed in his head. "That's what you feel for me?" "Yes." "Then... what else is there?" Dramione, Post DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 119,954 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Pure by Hesaluti reviews
It turns out that blood is important! Pureblood wizards are becoming ill and the only thing that helps them is blood from Muggle Born wizards. Guess who Hermione's blood is matched to? Draco Malfoy of course! Lots of Draco/Hermione interaction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 58,889 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 1,355 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Fortune by Hesaluti reviews
Hermione has left Hogwarts and owns her own potion ingredients shop. When she is asked for help with a unique potion that could make her a fortune she finds herself in trouble. Not surprising because the customer just happens to be a certain Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Friend Number Three by riptey reviews
COMPLETE - How do you deal with the Pureblood aristocracy, Ministry corruption, Muggle culture invasions, and constant questions about your love life while juggling more than two friends and not being a total jerk? Don't ask Draco: he doesn't know. D/Hr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 138,388 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 287 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Two Lumps of Coal by AkashaTheKitty reviews
Someone has been tampering with Draco and Hermione's presents and no stone is left unturned to see who did it and why. Here's to hoping they get it solved before they annoy each other to death. Written for Dramione Advent 2010. Happy holidays!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,077 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Judas' Kiss by inadaze22 reviews
In Rose’s opinion, the one thing worse than knowing a boy hated her was knowing that one liked her.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,298 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
Gravity by luckei1 reviews
It's about arranging stacks of books, wall colours, and jumping off a cliff. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 87,155 - Reviews: 613 - Favs: 1,044 - Follows: 205 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bring Me To Life by luckei1 reviews
Hermione finds Pansy about to jump off a bridge. Draco/Hermione, Harry/Pansy
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,590 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 978 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 4/29/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by luckei1 reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 3803 - Favs: 4,189 - Follows: 829 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Establishment of a Meaningful Context by attica reviews
Because the boy certainly had enough mind to know not to excite the impetuous old man, even if he did not have enough wits about him to know that he was very secretly in love with the girl standing exactly two feet and six point five inches away. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,817 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 41 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Draco: Phoenix Rising by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Shortly after Dumbledore's fall from the tower, Draco ponders his fate and begins to question the Dark Lord's wishes. This is my version of Book 7 using JKR's plotlines and ZERO original characters! Begins right after The HalfBlood Prince.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 150,871 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/16/2007 - Published: 2/26/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Necessities of Winter by luckei1 reviews
Draco finds a book written by Hermione and enlists her help to understand it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,526 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3073 - Favs: 3,683 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
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Catnapping reviews
Stealing Hermione Granger's new cat, Boots, will help Draco with his financial problems, depression, and rehabilitation in the muggle world, right? He seems to think so, at least.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,296 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Finally reviews
A one-shot about the day Ms. Emily Byrd Starr becomes Mrs. Frederick Kent.
Emily of New Moon series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/28/2012 - Complete
A Lesson on Boundaries with Coworkers reviews
Hermione receives bad news at an inopportune time and must now find a new date to her cousin's wedding. Draco decides to be a good coworker and help her out. But is he overstepping his boundaries? non-epilogue compliant, set 5 years after Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.