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Author has written 41 stories for Hogan's Heroes, and Radio Dramas.

Slowly emerging from a slump in enthusiasm that sapped my output. I've been reading steadily in the Hogan's Heroes fandom since 2010 and writing intermittently beginning in 2014 and quite steadily since 2018. I still have a few stories I want to write and a few that I need to finish. (Several won't be reposted until I've finished them. They include Poker Face, Sparring Partners, Mismatched and Slippery Slope. A few older stories, including some complete ones, have been permanently discarded. A few can be found on AO3 as part of a story called A Land Fit for Heroes.)

I am committed to reviewing every work I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or its rating. I've been a prolific reviewer for years, and I may not review every story in great detail, but I do strive to leave a review every time I get to the end of a story, and often before that.

Most of my reading is in the Hogan's Heroes fandom, so if you write here and if I haven't read your work, feel free to ask me to do so. And if you write in another fandom and think I'd enjoy your work, I'm all ears! I have met wonderful people and found brilliant writers in several other fandoms.

I believe so strongly in reviewing because taking an interest in and engaging with one another's efforts is what has made this a vibrant community. Without the conversation around stories, ideas, and writing, it has been noticeably more dull around here for a year or more, and I find that extremely unfortunate. I think we can all change it by taking the time to leave even a few words of comment on stories we read. Reviews don't have to be flowery or full of praise. An honest reaction is all it takes!

I'm a frequent and willing beta editor, by which I mean more than proofreading -- I mean bringing a critical eye to what is and isn't working in a story, both from the perspective of plot and storytelling. In real life, I have worked 40 years as a writer and editor in newsrooms and corporate settings, and even with that amount of experience I seek the input of other writers and editors all the time. Everyone's work benefits from a second look. If my beta profile is inactive (which is sometimes is), don't hesitate to ask me to look at a story anyway.

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Hochstetter's Revenge by Tuttle4077 reviews
Years after the war, Hochstetter is still obsessed with Hogan and now it's time for revenge. Response to Challenge #31
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 53,946 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 1/19/2024 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, Hochstetter
Just Like Mum Used to Make by DeathThouShaltDie reviews
Something's up with Newkirk, and everyone's patience is wearing thin. Written for Sicktember 2022 (published 2 years late), inspired by the prompts 'taking a sick day', 'homesick', and 'care package'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2024 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Strength by Trekkiehood reviews
Colonel Hogan needs a doctor. LeBeau just wishes for the strength to do what needs done. (Part 4 in Home Series)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/6/2024 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
The Heart of a Story by meatsouuuuup reviews
Carter can't sleep, and apparently it's Newkirk's problem. Written as a response to Challenge #247 for the "Pick a Challenge, Any Challenge" Challenge
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/12/2024 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Night Of La Befana by Sierra Sutherwind reviews
Too late for a Christmas story, here's an Epiphany fable.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/6/2024 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Winds of the World by Fear-Of-The-Cold reviews
For the Bleak Midwinter challenge. In December 1943, a cold wind was headed east on its usual path...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/31/2023 - Complete
Mama Bear by PicassoPenguin reviews
The Unsung Heroes protect the world, but someone has to take care of them.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/16/2023 - Published: 4/7/2023 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
1942 by Linorea reviews
Quand il est amené au Stalag 13, Lebeau ne veut rien avoir à faire avec tous ces anglais. C'était sans compter sur cet anglais en particulier qui semble porter le poids du monde sur ses épaules et s'être mis à dos tous ses compatriotes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - French - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,295 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/29/2023 - Published: 7/19/2019 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
Drop Bears by dust on the wind reviews
A ferocious animal hiding in the woods? Nobody would believe such a ridiculous story...or would they? (Another follow-up to "Monkey Business".)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/6/2023 - P. Newkirk, H. Schultz, Hochstetter - Complete
The River by tallsunshine12 reviews
A sudden wild ride on the Truckee River leads Joe to becoming a man.
Bonanza - Rated: K - English - Western/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,268 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/11/2023 - Published: 7/5/2023 - Ben C., Hoss C., Little Joe C. - Complete
Ashes by LightShiner14 reviews
Kommandant Klink attempts to escape the present for a morning, but it doesn’t turn out quite the way he had hoped it would.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/28/2023 - W. Klink, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Weight of the World by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
One generation's war has a profound impact on the next generation's soldiers. This series of acrostics reflects on the heroes growing up and coming of age in the years between two world wars and spans the years 1914 to 1945.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 13 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/16/2022 - Published: 5/14/2022
Jägermond by TheSailingRabbit reviews
Challenge 301: The Vampire of Hammelburg. A new contact isn't all that he seems, and a ruthless officer of the SS-Sorcery Division is hot on his tail. To save this man's life, Colonel Hogan and his men must again join forces with Kurt Veidt, and pull off a rather risky plan that puts both of their operations in danger of being discovered. (2023 PBAs: Bronze Award for Best Novella)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,505 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/10/2022 - Published: 9/12/2022 - A. Carter, OC - Complete
Articulate Silence by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
"I stutter too" is one of the most annoying things a person who stutters hears regularly. Usually it's an awkward and self-focused attempt to relate to the real struggle of stuttering. LeBeau and Newkirk have a quiet understanding about stuttering; it's taking longer for Carter to get it, but he means well. Written for Int'l Stuttering Awareness Day, Oct. 22.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,412 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/24/2022 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
In the Black and Dark Night by la-hija-de-Dios reviews
This is just an ending, if you will, to "Sticky Wicket, Newkirk." In it, Newkirk lies in his bunk, contemplating the whole ordeal that has happened that day. He is unable to sleep despite the exhaustion he feels, overcome by emotions and fear. In the end, he gets comfort from a friend. This is not slash. (This is still a one-shot. The new "chapter" is the story rewritten.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,367 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/22/2022 - Published: 9/7/2015 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Guess Who 3: Ice, Fire, Rain by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
11 authors, 13 stories! But who wrote what in our third installment of Guess Who? Post guesses in reviews or PM me if you prefer. The contributors are: Abracadebra, Cardinal Rose, DeathThouShaltDie, GrrraceUnderfire, Khebidecia, mrspencil, Sierra Sutherwind, Signy1, snooky-9093, TheSailingRabbit, and Tuttle4077. You can also figure out which 2 authors wrote 2. Image: Hogan ponders.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/12/2022 - Complete
Cold Steel by Anonymous Writer 77 reviews
One day, you always knew your luck was bound to change.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 974 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/10/2022 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Dishwasher Chronicles by Cardinal Rose reviews
How to (un)democratically elect your barracks dishwasher. Alternatively, a wet winter's evening and a surprisingly lazy bunch of Heroes do not good decisions necessarily make.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/3/2022 - Complete
Newkirk and the German Widow, reposted by c0ffeeVaMpire reviews
This story has mystery, drama, and romance. I read a lot of HH stories and read a lot of great ones. Here is my attempt to write an idea that's been brewing in my head for awhile. Thank everyone who've read this story and commented. Hope you all like it.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 63,330 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/20/2022 - Published: 3/31/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
When The Lights Go On Again by tallsunshine12 reviews
Up to now, we've seen camels, half-tracks, Kubelwagens, and a host of other modes of transportation on the desert. What's left? Bicycles!
Rat Patrol - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,750 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2022 - Complete
But Just Ourselves by Signy1 reviews
Kilgharrah's thoughts as he rescues Merlin from the serkets. A serket sting is invariably fatal. No human medicine is of the slightest use, and no magic- human, sidhe, or dragon- can do more than ease the pain. There is, simply, nothing to be done. Kilgharrah knows that. He also knows that he can't let Merlin know that. A missing scene from 'The Tears of Uther Pendragon.'
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,505 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/23/2022
Changing of the Guard by snooky-9093 reviews
Hilbert Dirksen has no rhythm when it comes to working the searchlights on a tower. What will the heroes do? An expanded version of chapters featured in "December Drabble of Snapshot a Day." PBA winner: Silver-best original character (Dirksen). Silver-long comedy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,215 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2022 - Published: 3/13/2022 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, H. Schultz, Wilson - Complete
The Importance of Coffee by c0ffeeVaMpire reviews
A Snapshot about that liquid goodness that come from God: Coffee and how two of the people from Stalag 13 views it. Take a cup, sit comfortably, and read a spell.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/2/2022 - Published: 1/30/2022 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
About Face by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
Addison and Newkirk are nemeses until one day Newkirk starts to understand why Addison is so relentlessly mean. Response to a prompt on AO3. Description of prompt will appear at the end of the story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,943 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2022 - Complete
Permission to Speak Freely by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
Luft Stalag XIII's population is booming after D-Day, and Hogan has assigned Newkirk, with help from Carter and LeBeau, to check out the new arrivals before letting them in on the operation. Newkirk, however, is agitated. Can he handle the role Hogan has given him? NOTE: Newkirk stutters, as on Ein Käfig voller Helden. 2022 PBA Bronze Award: Long General Story
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,251 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/30/2021 - Published: 10/13/2021 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Barrack-room Drabbles in December by mrspencil reviews
Responses to challenge #394: A Hogan's Heroes Advent Calendar. Individual 100 word snippets. Chapter 31: Hope. With best wishes for all for 2022
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2021 - Published: 12/1/2021 - Complete
Here We Come A-Drabbling by Tuttle4077 reviews
Christmas Time Drabbles for Challenge #394
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 3,292 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/27/2021 - Published: 12/1/2021 - Complete
His Divinest Grief by Signy1 reviews
There's a great deal more to Alfie Burke than appears on the surface, and his association with a young Peter Newkirk encompassed far more than a single bank job. Newkirk had known him much better then he'd tried to let on to the other heroes. Except for the fact that, apparently, he hadn't really known him at all. That had to change. Tag to 'The Safecracker Suite.' 2022 PBA winner.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,947 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2021 - Published: 9/24/2020 - Complete
Situation Humpty Dumpty by Book 'em Again reviews
The Unsung Heroes sat on a wall. The Unsung Heroes had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put the Unsung Heroes back together again. At least that's how the rhyme goes, but our heroes never liked that ending anyway.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,988 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/6/2021 - Published: 9/13/2021 - Complete
The Night Shift by Tuttle4077 reviews
Unbeknownst to everyone else, LeBeau is always on the night shift. *Winner of 2022 PBAs: Silver for Best Short Drama, Best Quote*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,684 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/6/2021 - L. LeBeau - Complete
A Brief Misadventure by AlwaysBooked reviews
First Fanfic! Klink's attempt to buy from the black market
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,466 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/1/2021 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
The French-English Mutual Aid Society by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
Newkirk is worried about his little mate's latest tumble from the roof in a different take on the episode "The Gypsy." Character note: Newkirk stutters as he does on Ein Käfig voller Helden, the dubbed version of Hogan's Heroes that airs in Germany. 2022 PBA Gold Award: Episode-based story
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/26/2021 - Published: 12/18/2019 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Getting to Know You by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
In the first months of the operation, as he was still getting to know his team, Colonel Hogan sometimes underestimated his men. By showing a little faith in all of them, he helped them trust one another and form an exceptional unit. Newkirk's stutter started as an obstacle, but in time he showed Hogan-and himself-that it didn't have to be. 2022 PBA Silver Award, Long/General Story
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,577 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/16/2021 - Published: 5/1/2019 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk - Complete
No Longer Unseen by mrspencil reviews
A collection of individual poems related to missing scenes from episodes. Fourth chapter: Curiosity: A member of the Resistance is determined to learn more.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/10/2021 - Published: 3/1/2020
Win by Khebidecia reviews
Everyone loves a game, unless they have no clue that one is being played. SSSW 2021.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,848 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2021 - Olsen - Complete
Seeking Freedom by Wind-in-the-Sage reviews
We must be free not because we claim freedom, but because we practice it. -William Faulkner SSSW 2021, BRONZE MEDIUM DRAMA 2021 PBAs
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,802 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/27/2021 - P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
A Voice in the Dark by Sam Worth reviews
A collapsed tunnel, a buried hero and somber thoughts that only come out in utter darkness. While his friends were fighting to free him, Kinch fought his own battle with the lady in the dark. Kinch centric. Written for the SSSW 2021.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/27/2021 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Yes, We Have No Ammunition by Signy1 reviews
Written for the 2021 Speedwriting Challenge. The mission wasn't terribly appealing from the start, and, as per usual, a bunch of things go wrong. It's going to be up to Newkirk to make sure they savor the fruits of victory. No matter how much he'd like to split. 2022 PBA medalist.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2021 - Complete
Period of Adjustment by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
[Ficlit for the 2021 Speedwriting Challenge] [Post-series] The return to civilian life is nothing at all what Kinch had expected.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,647 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2021 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
Berlin Bound by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
It's 1936 and Capt. Robert Hogan has been dispatched from his post at the US Embassy in London on an intelligence mission to Berlin. His job: To understand German sentiment as Hitler rapidly re-militarizes the nation. This one-shot, spun off from my story A Minor Problem, explains how Hogan became an important and trusted asset in wartime. 2022 PBA Silver Awards: Snapshot/Gen
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 984 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2021 - R. Hogan - Complete
Guess Who: Heat Wave by Tuttle4077 reviews
Can you guess which author wrote which story? Based on the prompt "Heat Wave" *Winner of 2022 PBAs- Bronze for Best Long General Story*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,899 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/6/2021 - Complete
I Don't Like Mice by dust on the wind reviews
Carter's not happy about his part in the current mission, but he can't explain the problem. So how is he going to deal with it? (Operation Briefcase - an alternative theory about a fan favourite.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,422 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/8/2021 - A. Carter - Complete
My Enemy's Enemy by Signy1 reviews
The heroes sometimes almost forget that Schultz is, technically, their enemy. Sometimes he almost forgets it, too. Until something happens, something impossible to ignore; something that forces him to confront the fact that they're on very different sides... and that they're not so different after all. Written as a Reviewathon 'door prize' for DeathThouShaltDie. 2022 PBA medalist.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/3/2021 - Complete
What The British Soldier Can Stand by Signy1 reviews
Hogan and his men have any number of challenges to face. On a daily basis, they must grapple with the Gestapo, with the guards, with Klink's violin, with double agents, with Marya, with hunger, cold, danger, boredom, hardship, and celibacy. And then there's the worst, most fearsome, implacable, cruelest enemy of them all. The one they can't hope to defeat. Bureaucracy. '22 PBA win.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/11/2021 - Complete
Gee, Thanks by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
Nothing really gets Carter mad, except when it's the fourth week of November and people start talking about things they really don't know jack about. A Thanksgiving tale.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,864 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/27/2020 - A. Carter - Complete
Night's High Noon by Signy1 reviews
When you're cold and frightened and half a world away from home, what you want more than anything is a friendly face and a guide back to safety. The forests around Hammelberg are unquestionably dark and dangerous, especially at night, but a very special team of protectors is always on hand to see that everyone has a chance to make it back home. And they always will. AU... maybe.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,614 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/27/2020 - Complete
Lost and Found: A Question of Friendship by DeathThouShaltDie reviews
When the truck carrying Newkirk and LeBeau back to Stalag13 is searched for documents Newkirk is carrying, the corporals are left with no choice but to run. As they find their way 'home' through unfamiliar territory, wet, exhausted, and chased by the enemy, LeBeau finds reasons to ponder their friendship. (2021 PBAs- Tied Gold: BestLongDrama; Silver: Character Portrayal-Newkirk)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,560 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/26/2020 - Published: 9/7/2020 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
As I Shall Laugh by Signy1 reviews
Post-series. Some men are just gluttons for punishment; Newkirk stayed in the service... and in the spy business. He's good at what he does, and he's done a lot of good. But everyone's luck runs out eventually. Dead heroes sometimes rate a statue in the park, but that isn't much consolation for anyone concerned. (Re-titled, formerly If The Sun Don't Come.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 137,797 - Reviews: 187 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/11/2020 - Published: 1/1/2019 - Complete
Hogan's Heroes Haikus by Tuttle4077 reviews
A series of "haiku" poems about our heroes. *2021 PBA winner. Silver for Best Poem or Songfic*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 5 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2020 - Complete
Transported by the Mind's Eye by DeathThouShaltDie reviews
For a few minutes, Newkirk is able to bring himself back to his civilian life in London. A short story about his reprieve from reality. (Bronze for Best Short General Story in the 2021 PBAs)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,071 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/16/2020 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A Disgrace to the British Uniform by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
You decide who the title's about. A worm's eye perspective on the episode "Flight of the Valkyrie." Story is based on the German-dubbed version of HH, in which Newkirk has a stutter rather than a Cockney accent. I'm humbled to say this won the 2021 Papa Bear GOLD AWARD for episode and tied for SILVER AWARD for Best Medium Drama!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/6/2020 - P. Newkirk, R. Crittendon - Complete
2020 Short Story Speedwriting: Eavesdropping by dust on the wind reviews
Karl's harmless little hobby is about to turn serious. What should he do?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/3/2020 - Published: 6/14/2020 - K. Langenscheidt - Complete
A Dutiful Post Office Worker by Sam Worth reviews
Sergeant Carter would make a fine post office worker. He was punctual, reliable and trustworthy. Only his lack of sense of direction could be a problem. But what was a mistaken town after encountering Marya and Tiger? If Carter would just return before Schultz shot them all, Hogan would be happy. Inspired by the SSSW 2020. Gold PBA 2021 for Best Long Comedy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,511 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/2/2020 - A. Carter, Tiger, Marya - Complete
General's Assistant by Tiny1217 reviews
A lot can happen in a week... Written for the 2020 Short Story Speedwriting Contest.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,531 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Complete
Play Your Cards Well by Goldleaf83 reviews
If you're a betting man, you'll hold your cards close to your chest, even when the cards are stacked against you, because the stakes are high. An entry for the 2020 Short Story Speed Writing Contest.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2020 - L. LeBeau - Complete
Good Deeds In A Naughty World by Sierra Sutherwind reviews
And when my voice is silenced in death, my song will speak in your living heart.- My Song, Rabindranath Tagore. Based on a true story. Written for the 2020 Short Story Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,295 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/28/2020 - P. Newkirk, Tiger - Complete
Ceffyl Dŵr by Gunney reviews
John, Chas and Zed travel to Wales to deal with a water horse. ***First time writing for the fandom. Delighted to get my hands on these wee beasties.***
Constantine - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,885 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2020 - Published: 6/23/2020 - Complete
HH02: Where the Heart Is by VST reviews
As they become friends, Sergeant James "Kinch" Kinchloe confides in new P.O.W. Richard Baker that he wants to go home more than anything else in the world. However, when that opportunity knocks, Kinch realizes what he really wants but can't have. Written for the WA Special Places Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,859 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2020 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, R. Baker - Complete
A Minor Problem by GrrraceUnderfire reviews
A revelation prompted by Carter's curiosity and confirmed by a downed airman threatens Newkirk's place on the team. Written for Valashu based on her concept. Not my usual take on Newkirk, though the stutter is still there. T rated for a little locker room talk. Note: Newkirk stutters as he does on Ein Käfig voller Helden. 2021 PBAs: Silver Award for LeBeau (canon character)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 95,942 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/12/2020 - Published: 4/7/2020 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Frail Branch by Marla Fair reviews
A tale for our times. 17 year old Adam Cartwright is sure he's up to taking care of his two younger brothers while his Pa and Marie head into town. And he would have been, had an unseen and deadly enemy not come to call.
Bonanza - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,712 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Ben C., Adam C., Hoss C., Little Joe C. - Complete
Spring Cometh: A Reminder by L. E. Wigman reviews
Sometimes, when life comes at you all at once, it's easy to forget what's important, but all it takes is the simplest of reminders to put everything into perspective. Also, defiant Carter is the best Carter.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2020 - A. Carter, OC - Complete
Christmas: Barracks Two by mrspencil reviews
A response to the Holiday Cheer Challenge. Travellers do not stop requiring aid over the holiday season.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/12/2019 - Complete
Sin and Error Pining by Signy1 reviews
Challenge #375: Christmas Cheer. Christmas in Stalag 13 isn't much like it is back home, and no one can really pretend otherwise. The Colonel doesn't have the luxury of letting his homesickness get the better of him; that doesn't mean he doesn't feel it. The prisoner with the heaviest chain to bear has to bear it all alone. It's no way to spend a holiday. 2020 PBA medalist.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/11/2019 - Complete
Together Apart by icyglass431 reviews
World War 2. The deadliest conflict in human history. In the middle of all of it: Peter and Lilian, trying to maintain a marriage while being apart. *NEW CHAPTER ONLINE*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 64,106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/26/2019 - Published: 3/10/2018 - [P. Newkirk, OC]
Scene Stealer by mrspencil reviews
One member of the team, with a knack for deception and disguise, reflects on the unexpected and somewhat scary talents of a friend.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2019 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Clockwork by mrspencil reviews
While Newkirk tries to sleep, Carter channels his inner Doctor Seuss and tells his friends the full story of a routine mission involving cuckoo clocks. An expansion of an adventure off-screen.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,355 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/3/2019 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Unsung Rescue by Book 'em Again reviews
When the Unsung Heroes are captured during a mission, an unlikely partnership is formed as Tiger and Baker race against the clock to save their friends before it is too late.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,570 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/7/2019 - Tiger, R. Baker - Complete
A Day to Remember by icyglass431 reviews
Foundation - War - Revolution - Dictatorship - War - Division - Revolution - Unification. The history of a country. a day to remember.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/3/2019 - Complete
Spun Sugar by mrspencil reviews
A familiar theme. Four are out at night and fail to meet their deadline. One waits for news. Written for Belphegor.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2019 - R. Hogan - Complete
Mavis' Missives by L. E. Wigman reviews
Letters to and from Mavis Newkirk. Credit for the idea goes to Old English Game and Abracadebra.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,776 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/9/2019 - Published: 4/15/2019 - P. Newkirk, OC
What Profit A Man by Signy1 reviews
Episode tag to 'Is There A Traitor In The House.' Sometimes there are no good choices. Sometimes it's not a matter of avoiding damnation, just a question of which road to take to hell. Sometimes a man has to choose between paying the price of action or the price of inaction, knowing beforehand that either will bankrupt him. Sometimes there's no comfort to offer. 2020 PBA medalist.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/4/2019 - Complete
Work to Do by Goldleaf83 reviews
A story set around Hogan's overnight trip to England in the run-up to D-Day. A sequel of sorts to my earlier stories "The General Swap" and "There's No Place Like Stalag 13." It's not necessary to have read them to get this one, but this ties up a few trailing threads that you may enjoy if you've read them. Part of Abracadebra's D-Day Commemoration Challenge. Now complete.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,186 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/20/2019 - Published: 6/6/2019 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
Valkyrie by Agent Gibbs reviews
July 20th, 1944 started as a normal day at Stalag 13. Late that afternoon, however, wild rumors were starting to circulate through the camp. The biggest rumor? Adolf Hitler was dead.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,631 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/20/2019 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
War Changes a Person by Cattew reviews
A short poem about one of our Heroes from the viewpoint of their friend. It is mostly about after the war, and it is up to the reader as to which Hero the poem’s about. Please read and review.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/4/2019 - Complete
Independence Day by Tiny1217 reviews
Thoughts from a celebration mishap. Written for the 2019 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,101 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/29/2019 - Complete
See Some Evil, Do Some Evil by Sierra Sutherwind reviews
Sometimes the most successful missions also ask for the hardest sacrifices. SSSWT 2019
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/29/2019 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
It Takes a Thief by Sierra Sutherwind reviews
Some days, it seems that everyone wants something from you. SSSWT 2019
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2019 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Lost In Darkness by Sierra Sutherwind reviews
Newkirk and Hogan fall into an ambush and must take a shortcut through the forest that turns out to be the longest road. SSSWT 2019
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,940 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/29/2019 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Not Honour More by Signy1 reviews
Speedwriting challenge 2019. Nothing in Stalag 13 was ever quite what it seemed. Nothing ... and no one. Hogan should have known that better than anyone. But as the war winds down, there are still a few surprises for him to discover, and a great many questions that don't have answers. 2020 PBA winner.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2019 - Complete
Failure Required by Sam Worth reviews
Failure never had been an option. And yet it happened in one of their most important missions. But did they really fail or were they just a pawn in a bigger game? Written for D-Day's 75th Anniversary and Abracadebra's challenge. COMPLETE. Silver PBA 2020 for Best Story Based on a Challenge and Bronze for Best Long Drama.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/24/2019 - Published: 6/17/2019 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
This Day by dust on the wind reviews
The wait is finally over, but the fight has just begun. A response to the D-Day commemoration proposed by Abracadebra.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,044 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/19/2019 - Published: 6/6/2019
The Light In the Darkness by snooky-9093 reviews
A D-Day commemoration story. in answer to the challenge. All Hogan and his heroes can do, like many others, is listen and wait for news. A bit AU as the D-Day episode did not happen as shown. 2020: Silver, Long drama; nominated for Best overall, general challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/12/2019 - Published: 6/7/2019 - Complete
A Swift Kick in The Axis by L. E. Wigman reviews
The long sobs of violins, of autumn, wound my heart with a monotone languor. - Paul Verlaine A short story in answer to Abracadebra's 75th Anniversary of D-day Challenge . . . -
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,699 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2019 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Scared by Trekkiehood reviews
Colonel Hogan's injuries are serious. Newkirk's not scared. Really he's not. The Colonel will be fine as always. Book 3 in Home series. I do not own Hogan's Heroes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2019 - P. Newkirk - Complete
As Long as We Complete the Mission by Wind-in-the-Sage reviews
... Hogan need never know how. Or so Newkirk tells himself. He needs to keep his sanity until he and Carter can get the coordinates and prevent a sergeant's call, despite everything from tripping hazards to compromising hofbrau employees to criminally poor architects. And really, thought Newkirk, why were there so many coats in the closet they had to handle a jury-rigged bomb in?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,839 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/16/2019 - Published: 4/13/2019 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Next Round is On Me by L. E. Wigman reviews
One last night in a London pub and the parting of two friends. Post-war. PBA Winner: Bronze; Best Short General
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,125 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2019 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Steal Away by L. E. Wigman reviews
Music is such a powerful thing. It can take you out of yourself - out of your own world - and into a place you've created. For Kinch, that place is his home in Detroit. Home where Mama and the piano are waiting for him.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2019 - J. Kinchloe, W. Klink - Complete
Love and War by Tuttle4077 reviews
Two people reflect on love as they make life-changing decisions. *2020 PBA Bronze Winner: Best Short Drama and Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra.*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/16/2019 - R. Hogan, Tiger - Complete
A Blue Cap by Fear-Of-The-Cold reviews
A shot rings out in the night, then silence falls again. But has a hero fallen with it?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/3/2019
Ending the War by concrete flour reviews
My version of how the war could have gone.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,124 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 1/18/2019 - Published: 10/28/2017
Preface for a Reporter by ThymithyTarragon reviews
Tintin has been chosen to do an undercover assignment in Nazi Germany, but things don't go quite as he expected...
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Adventures of Tintin - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2018 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, Hochstetter, Tintin - Complete
Papa Bear's List by Tuttle4077 reviews
A response to another challenge. Hehe... Papa Bear contacts London with his shopping list. Just the usual: ammunition, dynamite... peanuts? *Winner of 2019 PBA: Silver for Best Novella and Gold for Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,831 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/2/2018 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Complete
Tuttle's A Series of Unfortunate Events by Tuttle4077 reviews
It's a challenge fic! MWAHAHA! What happens when Hogan, Newkirk and Kinch are sick? Oh Lafeyette, we're in DEEP trouble! *Winner of 2019 PBA: Silver for Best Quote and Bronze for Best Story Based on a Challenge*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,601 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/1/2018 - Published: 4/15/2007 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, R. Hogan, Hochstetter - Complete
Lady Luck by Tuttle4077 reviews
Hogan meets with his most important contact. *Winner of 2019 PBA: Bronze for Best Unique Story*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,126 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/27/2018 - R. Hogan - Complete
Accidental Truths by Tuttle4077 reviews
Hogan doesn't know it, but one of his silver-tongued lies is the truth! *Winner of 2019 PBA: Silver for Best Unique Story*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,474 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 11/22/2018 - Published: 8/13/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
It's War Again by L. E. Wigman reviews
In 'The Rise and Fall of Sergeant Schultz', Klink says to Schultz, "Remember we were the men that took Poland in 23 days." To which Schultz,replies, "I was at home with my wife." Let's take a look at that September evening... Written for the 100th Anniversary of Armistice Day Challenge, proposed by Abracadebra. PBA 2019 WINNER - Best Short Drama, BRONZE & Most Unique Story, BRONZE
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2018 - H. Schultz - Complete
The Last Plane Home by L. E. Wigman reviews
The Heroes fly back to England at the end of WWII and Newkirk gets a glimpse of all he'd missed.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/16/2018 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Three Scenarios in Which Corporal Peter Newkirk Defuses a Bomb by tailorlilbaker reviews
Just as the title suggests: Three different scenarios in which Newkirk finds himself face-to-face with a bomb of some sort to defuse.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,380 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/10/2018 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Fanfic Court: In Memoriam by snooky-9093 reviews
The Hogan's Heroes' characters are again fed up with the authors. What is it this time? The SSSW contest. Too many missions in too short a time period. Once again, they appear before Judge Stone to find justice. My tribute to Bernard Fox and Harry Anderson. PBA winner! Silver for best crossover and silver for best visiting character (Harry Stone)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,377 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2018 - Complete
Footsteps by dust on the wind reviews
One foot, then the other... that's the way...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2018 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Crystals, Cufflinks, and Corsets by Wind-in-the-Sage reviews
Schultz sometimes has difficulty understanding what he sees come bed checks. Some things reek of monkey business. 2018 SSSW.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Complete
Four-Minute Mile by whirlyite reviews
Inspired by S4E7 "Never Play Cards with Strangers." Entry for the 2018 SSSW contest.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,635 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2018 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Tick … Tick … Tick by dust on the wind reviews
Major Hochstetter cannot stand much more of this. But the experts he calls in to help have plans of their own... Written for the 2018 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,441 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2018 - A. Carter, Hochstetter, OC - Complete
Monopoly Redux by snooky-9093 reviews
for the SSSW contest. Passing the time away on a cold, wet, night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Complete
Greatly Exaggerated by Belphegor reviews
Mavis Newkirk receives a telegram announcing the probable death of "Lieutenant Peter Edmund Joseph Newkirk". Knowing her brother is 1) not an officer, 2) in possession of exactly one first name, and 3) nowhere near North Africa, she decides to set the War Office straight. Written for the 2018 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,700 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2018 - Complete
Persuasion by Wind-in-the-Sage reviews
Sometimes, Newkirk can be the hardest one to convince.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Complete
Shh, Berlin is Listening by L. E. Wigman reviews
Colonel Joe Gallagher of the Nine-Eighteenth Bomb Group has received orders to destroy a target in Hammelburg, Germany... Just another routine mission, right? Well...
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & 12 O'Clock High - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,032 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 3/26/2018 - Published: 5/26/2017 - R. Hogan
Into the Fold by Visage reviews
He wanted nothing to do with the the newest potential Core Team member. But if the Colonel thought he had potential, he at least owed the kid a chance to prove what a menace he was.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,249 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/7/2018 - Published: 2/4/2018 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
See No Evil by Signy1 reviews
Newkirk: Sir? You haven't been here five years. How do you know what Schultz was like? Hogan: Oh, I overheard the entire story... As I was telling it to you. Well, what *was* Schultz like, five years ago? How did Stalag 13 mold him into the man he became? One possible answer. Warning: contains references to adult themes, and the abuses and cruelties of war and captivity. Dark.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,460 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2018 - Complete
A Wall of White by Walking in Little Circles reviews
Hogan's Heroes are planning for Christmas when a snowstorm stops their Red Cross packages. Carter decides to take things into his own hands. Will the Heroes still have a Holly Jolly Christmas, or will it all come crashing down?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,938 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/20/2017 - Published: 12/17/2016 - A. Carter
Black Forest Cakewalk by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
They told him the French would be rude and the English cold. Now that he knows them, Olsen kind of wishes that was true. It would be better than overdramatic and down-right crazy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/15/2017 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Olsen - Complete
Thousand Thousand Thousand by M. Vernet reviews
On a fairly routine mission, Newkirk and Carter run into two Luftwaffe brothers who boast that they have designed an aircraft that will bring the allies to their knees.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,176 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/2/2017
Adventures in hurt-comfort by MoonyEstelChase reviews
An experiment in whump. Or, five times Newkirk needed "assistance" (his words, not mine) and one time the others needed his. Bumped up the rating due to Newkirk's foul mouth. And accident-proneness.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/27/2017 - Published: 9/11/2017 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Birthdays by Indy18 reviews
A oneshot that came to my mind that I choose to explore. This is about what it would be like if it was discovered that Carter was not the youngest hero after all but rather someone else.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,538 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2017 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Fratricidal War by Sam Worth reviews
Hogan was fighting a war, but when a brotherly feud threatened to interfere with a vital mission, he was forced to navigate past and present betrayal while trying to complete London's newest mission. Written for the 2017 SSSW challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2017 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau - Complete
Telling the Truth by katbybee reviews
Written for the 2017 Short Story Speedwriting Challenge. Written Prompt was: "I refuse to answer on the grounds that I might tell the truth." Photoprompt #4. In which Newkirk and Carter face a desperate situation, and Newkirk learns a hard truth about himself…usual useless disclaimers apply.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,468 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/23/2017 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Freedom, Hanging By A Thread by Signy1 reviews
Carter wasn't trying to stir up old ghosts. But when when he stumbled on the rip in Newkirk's mattress and the secret it held, that was precisely what he did. Freedom comes in a lot of different guises, not all of which are kind, and hope can be found in the unlikeliest of places. 2018 PBA winner.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,827 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2017 - Complete
Strength by potatoperson02 reviews
Everyone has a different kind of strength. Is the world strong enough to recover? Will people make the world stronger? An attempt at a Hogan's Heroes one-shot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 388 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/7/2017
Fairytales of a Papa Bear by ColHogan reviews
AKA: HotchRocks. A Criminal Minds/Hogan's Heroes Crossover. FBI Agent Aaron Hotchner aka 'Hotch,' finds several journals written by his late grandfather. What he discovers is that his grandfather was a POW in Stalag 13. But not just an ordinary POW, but a member of a select group of POWs known as Hogan's Heroes. Profiler Award Winner for Best Crossover.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 53 - Words: 155,152 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/13/2017 - Published: 10/5/2015 - R. Hogan, A. Hotchner/Hotch, OC - Complete
A Song-Fic From Hogan's POV by Pockets reviews
Post episode fic to Hogan Go Home. What made him stay?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,387 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Complete
The Taunts of War: Shovels by emilyrosebr reviews
Though Tommy Shelby will never admit it, those minutes, in that tunnel, with the soft scrape of shovels, stole part of him that is irrevocably swallowed. / One shot based on Tommy Shelby's war ghosts.
Peaky Blinders - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 365 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/13/2017 - Tommy S.
Those naughty boys by Glossina reviews
The guards of stalag 13 may have just found a sure fire way to keep Hogan's men from misbehaving.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/24/2017 - Complete
Hogan Takes Charge, Somewhat by willwrite4fics reviews
Response to the Hogan's Heroes Big Bang Challenge Hogan has arrived and been put in charge as the ranking officer, but will be be able to win over the most suspicious of POWs? (Note: Carter has not arrived)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,716 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/18/2016 - Complete
Unwanted Rescue by willwrite4fics reviews
What are the odds that one of the ONLY POWs in Germany who doesn't want to be rescued would get rescued from his captors? With the poor luck certain RAF airmen have, pretty darned good odds! Includes the entire main cast.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,110 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 5/2/2016
When You're Having a Bad Day by willwrite4fics reviews
I know, I'm terrible at titles. Plus there's a deadline, because this is also an entry for the Short Story Speed Writing Challenge. Hogan is having a lousy day and Kinch is about to make it worse. And Newkirk just loses his eyebrows, he's fine! Really! It doesn't count!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/4/2016 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
Its Raining Its Pouring by willwrite4fics reviews
and everyone is hating it. And certain people are bored. Entry to the Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/4/2016 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Man Who Fell to Earth by Goldleaf83 reviews
What's the problem with the new man in camp? Written for the 2016 Short Story Speed Writing challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,590 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/4/2016 - Complete
In Search of a Blissful Night's Sleep by willwrite4fics reviews
When London gives the team some days off, Newkirk starts sleepwalking. Can they stop him and figure out why?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,581 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 12/8/2015 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Treasure Trove by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
They are simple, little things that no one else looks twice at. But to Louis LeBeau, they still hold the significance of the ones he proudly considers as friends.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,286 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/1/2016 - L. LeBeau - Complete
That's Not a Kraut by Rockport268 reviews
"I-I mean it, Fritz! Reach for the sky!" The rustling stopped, and a big, dark shape emerged from the bushes. "That's not a kraut," LeBeau said, looking way, way up at two gleaming eyes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/14/2016 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Let's Play Fill in the Blanks by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
Just because you dress like a Nazi, speak like a Nazi, feel like a Nazi and hang out with Nazis, doesn't mean you must be one. You might just be a missing, amnesiac POW in disguise.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,365 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/1/2016 - Published: 3/23/2012 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Beneath the First Impressions by willwrite4fics reviews
How did some of the first meetings between our favorite characters go? I hope this will end up being a few of those meetings, starting out with Schultz and Newkirk. Early pre-show time period.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,185 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/25/2015 - Published: 7/22/2015 - H. Schultz, P. Newkirk - Complete
Camp Tales by willwrite4fics reviews
My first Hogan's Heroes fic. This is meant to be funny and I hope readers enjoy it. Carter enlists his best friend's help in explaining some of the facts of life.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,282 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/15/2015 - Published: 2/24/2015 - Complete
Esk Road: The Rest of the Family by dust on the wind reviews
Newkirk once claimed to have nine brothers and sisters. His mates didn't really believe it. But as it happens, it was true. Chapter 21: Charing Cross Road
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 42,102 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/8/2015 - Published: 3/13/2011 - P. Newkirk
The Man Who Came to Dinner by sparra-music reviews
Before Col. Hogan arrived, LeBeau and Newkirk welcomed an American into their group. Here's a portion of his backstory.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2015 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Olsen - Complete
Let words guide you home by Laternenlicht reviews
Everytime something goes wrong, Hogan is able to correct it with his words. What if they leave him one day?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 12,645 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 6/22/2014 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
To Make A Long Story Short by Gunney reviews
"It's a long story" is never a good enough explanation. And everybody has a story. A fic losely based on the idea of stories, that has taken on a mind of its own.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,930 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/2/2015 - Published: 10/29/2015 - Complete
Get in Your Bunk! by willwrite4fics reviews
Newkirk uses this line a few times in the show on Carter when Carter has said something exceptionally stupid and annoyed Newkirk. What was the first time and why? Also, this is Carter's early days in the stalag.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,609 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 10/27/2015 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau - Complete
Lessons in Perspective by willwrite4fics reviews
Borrowing SamRosinenbomber's AU and Lizzy, with permission. How is Newkirk doing at this whole "fatherly figure" type job?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/25/2015 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
How the Cats Play by willwrite4fics reviews
While Hogan is away, an evil German Heer officer arrives to play his own personal games. Will Newkirk survive the games? Will the camp survive the experience? Warning for some mild violence and suggestions of abuse.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 59,001 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/17/2015 - Published: 6/22/2015 - P. Newkirk, J. Kinchloe, A. Carter, A. Burkhalter - Complete
The Caper by Gunney reviews
The conclusion to the Convent/Camp trilogy. Camp 13 is threatened, Hogan and his men wounded and scattered, and Hochstetter is hot on their trail.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,328 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2015 - Published: 9/23/2015 - Complete
The Cost of War by Cyllwen reviews
An After the War, Au story, crossover. Who would have thought civilian life could be just as terrifying as the war?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,321 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 4/7/2009 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Le Lapin Bleu by Tiny1217 reviews
What can happen when LeBeau's American vacation goes awry? You'll never guess, so don't even try!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2015 - Complete
We Will Not Relent by whirlyite reviews
"General Burkhalter has not been seen or heard from since the last Allied air raid on Berlin earlier this month, Herr Kommandant." These words of Major Hochstetter, from my previous story "Never Give In", raise the following question: What happened to General Burkhalter? Oneshot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2015 - A. Burkhalter - Complete
There's No Place Like Stalag 13 by Goldleaf83 reviews
Why on earth did Hogan choose to leave in "Hogan, Go Home"? And why did he change his mind and decide to stay?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 31,135 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/31/2014 - Published: 11/14/2014 - R. Hogan, R. Crittendon - Complete
The King's Speech by Belphegor reviews
It doesn't matter if Newkirk misses it. It's not that important... But then again, maybe it is.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,466 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2014 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
Unsung Man, Unsung Hero by Book 'em Again reviews
Struggling to find meaning in a POW's life, James Kinchloe is nevertheless determined to escape and prove to the world that he is a man worthy of dignity and respect. However, when his plans go awry, an offer from a certain colonel changes everything.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 62,155 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/29/2014 - Published: 2/2/2014 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
Scary by helencheddar reviews
Jack had always found the girl in red a little scary, but after she became known as the notorious Bloody Red, it seemed like everyone knew her name as much as his. This basically chronicles Jack and Red's relationship between acts 1 and 2, going into act 2. Rated T because this is based on a darker, more suggestive production. Jack and Red are about 15 and 14 at the beginning.
Into the Woods - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,341 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/25/2014 - Published: 1/27/2013 - Jack, Little Red
The Shortcut by Sophia Villo reviews
What happens in the woods stays in the woods, unless the woods leave their mark on you. On his first solo mission, Newkirk finds out what happens to city people when they tangle with the outdoors. Submission for the 2014 Short Story Speed Writing Tournament.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Will This Kill Me? by kirin-saga reviews
Newkirk really wants to know. Written for the Short Story Speed Writing Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2014 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Best Christmas Present Ever by So-Sings-Nightingales reviews
A scheduled rendezvous with the Underground on Christmas Eve has a few more setbacks than Hogan and his men would have liked... beginning with Colonel Klink and a mounting snowstorm. Will one of Hogan's men miss Christmas?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,027 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 1/9/2014 - Published: 12/4/2013 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Unspoken Desire by 80sarcades reviews
Confession was never an option. Warning: contains slash themes and mature content. Newkirk/Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,875 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - P. Newkirk, R. Hogan - Complete
Trust by Silent Number reviews
When a group of new prisoners arrives at Stalag 13, trust becomes an issue, and not just for Hogan and his men.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,991 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Complete
A Private War by SimoneSez reviews
London tells Hogan that one of his men is suspected to be a traitor... but which one?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,834 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/28/2013 - Published: 11/14/2013 - Complete
Carter Casanova by SamRosinenbomber reviews
Newkirk is very suspicious of his best mate. Are his suspicions justified?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,396 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2013 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter - Complete
The Treason of Colonel Robert E Hogan by Book 'em Again reviews
It was in that moment that I swore an oath. An oath that I would have sworn on a Bible wrapped in an American flag if one had been available. I swore to my country and to my God that I would escape Stalag Thirteen and report the treason of Colonel Robert E. Hogan or my name was not Samuel Flagg.
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & M*A*S*H - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,288 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/13/2013 - R. Hogan, S. Flagg - Complete
Choosing the Road Less Traveled by Keschte reviews
A look at the events that might have inspired Col Hogan to stay in Stalag 13 and set up operations rather than escape and return to flying.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,475 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk
Fanning Fumes by Fortune Maiden reviews
What do you do when you are hiding something that could kill you? (Reworked)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,922 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Published: 10/19/2013 - A. Carter - Complete
Inferno by EveningInHornersCorners reviews
Which is worse: death or virtual death?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 345 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/6/2013 - Complete
Spies by Partly reviews
Hogan gives a pep talk.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2013 - Complete
Broken Wings by Rosea reviews
A downed pilot, an obsessed German intelligence officer, a British agent and a desperate rescue are all in a days work for the heroes. But when a vicious storm wrecks the camp, taking the fence, radio and half the tunnels out, a ruthless new enemy takes advantage of the chaos to lay his trap. Hogan and the boys finds themselves caught up in long standing fight between best enemies
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 45,449 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/27/2013 - Published: 7/1/2012 - R. Hogan
Hogan Plays Chaperone and other lost episodes by Hildegaarde reviews
Episodes that might have been had the show continued...and had the scriptwriters been reading my computer files...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,360 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/9/2012 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
Crime Scenes from the Nursery by mrspencil reviews
Traditional nursery rhymes and songs with a Sherlockian twist. Inspired by a challenge from Mrs Hudson's Kitchen. Posted with the encouragement of Ennui Enigma and jack63kids. Also, a nod to CatsWhiskers fine series. Most were written in the wee small hours...you can probably tell...
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 18 - Words: 2,494 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 10/30/2012 - Complete
Something To Remember Me By by dust on the wind reviews
When love of one's country takes precedence, someone is bound to get hurt. It's part of the price. But sometimes the price is higher than expected...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,339 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - L. LeBeau - Complete
The Reasoning of a Self-Proclaimed Neutral by piceamariana reviews
A short bit of free-verse poetry I composed today in school. It explores in a bit more serious depth the reasons and emotions behind our favourite guard's most famous line. Note: I hang my head in shame; the last line of this was incorrect when I first posted!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Published: 10/9/2012 - H. Schultz - Complete
Wolf Trap english version by Linorea reviews
After a mission, Newkirk brings at Stalag 13 an English captain he seems to know very well. As a new mission order is send by London, the history and tension between the two men could lead to dramatic consequences.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,322 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/27/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Agony of the Leaves by Belphegor reviews
Why is it always LeBeau who makes coffee, and Newkirk who makes tea? Because the other way around was tried, tested, and rejected with great enthusiasm on everybody's part.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,283 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/19/2012 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Stay Safe, Son by piceamariana reviews
A short fic written for Father's Day. Also my first! It was brought to my attention that the second part of this fic was rather rushed. I have tried to remedy that, and I hope it worked! I had some computer trouble in the past, and this was a bit of an experiment, just to see if I could post. Enjoy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Merlu Pané et Pommes de Terre Frites by Belphegor reviews
The best part about fish and chips isn't the fish and chips; it's who you share it with. Post-war ficlet, in memory of Richard Dawson.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,704 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/3/2012 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Descended from Robin Hood by whirlyite reviews
The title says it all. A fantasy inspired by Newkirk's claim in "Drums Along the Dusseldorf". Now complete!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,562 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Fishing by Goldleaf83 reviews
The mine fields of memory after the war may be almost as hard to negotiate as the dangers of the war itself.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,441 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2012 - R. Hogan - Complete
A Simple Mission by Fear-Of-The-Cold reviews
Newkirk and LeBeau are sent out on a routine mission that goes awry with dire consequences for the operation. Rated T for some violence and minor swearing. COMPLETE.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,538 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/25/2011 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Never Give In by whirlyite reviews
Things don't always work out the way we plan or want them to. Circumstances change our lives in one instant. Just when the end appears to be in sight, life can go completely crazy. And sometimes it results in the best of all possible outcomes.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 70,849 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Deep Water by dust on the wind reviews
The mission should have been straightforward. But everything changed when the river broke its banks...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 82,796 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Complete
All's Fair In Love And War by BookQ36 reviews
Hogan's men encounter an injured underground agent while out on a mission. They help carry out her mission, and in doing so they discover some of the dirtiest secrets of the war. Sequel of sorts to "You Can't Win 'Em All". *ON HIATUS*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,982 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 2/10/2010 - R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk
Music, When Soft Voices Die by teacandles reviews
It's 1917. Erik knows he should kill the wounded British solider he found behind the lines, but for some reason he can't. The war can't last forever. AU. Character death.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,291 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Charles Xavier, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
The New Guy by Avirra reviews
Work on the tunnel system goes on as Hogan and his crew try to get things ready to meet with the Underground for the first time. Will the new addition to the barracks fit in? Events begin between Chapters 11 and 12 of 'Fetherston versus Newkirk'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,313 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 10/9/2011 - Complete
The First Kill by HeroesLover77 reviews
The team's first sabotage mission does not go as planned, and Newkirk is left unable to forgive himself.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,519 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - P. Newkirk
Fetherston versus Newkirk by Avirra reviews
RAF officer Fetherston is continuing and escalating his campaign against Corporal Newkirk. Events take place after 'The Beginning Foundations'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,165 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/6/2011 - Published: 10/1/2011 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Beginning Foundations by Avirra reviews
Corporal Louis LeBeau is fairly new to Stalag 13 and the surly British corporal in his barracks isn't making life any pleasanter. The start of the LeBeau/Newkirk bond. Kinch appears as well.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,616 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/28/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
The World Turned Upside Down by inhonoredglory reviews
It came to Hogan as a vision of horror, in the shroud of reality, with a lesson that would last with him for the rest of the war. :: contains Holocaust images
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Mad Hatter of Stalag 13 by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit reviews
Why? Because it made Lebeau happy, the Red Cross sure didn't send it, and what did Klink need with such a nice set of sheets anyways? Where did you think it came from?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,602 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/6/2011 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz - Complete
Ol'Jack by Linorea reviews
When a strange guest with black fur come to stalag 13... Rectified version !
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/17/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - P. Newkirk
Twilight Camp by Bits And Pieces reviews
Hogan and Newkirk return from a mission, and are surprised to find the camp empty!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Paradoxically Pure Hearted Thief by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
A collection of nine unrelated vignettes focusing on nine different aspects of Newkirk's character. Covers pre-series, post-series, mid-series, and some spanning multiple points in time. Vignette 4: Worrier; based on episode 35, no major spoilers.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 5/22/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - P. Newkirk
In the Glow of the Night by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Post-war/dark, supernatural themes. Sorceress Veran challenges the Heroes, but all isn't well, as they're struggling to recover from the tragedy of losing a lost comrade. What they don't know is that he is alive, but no longer on their side... or is he?
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,871 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Veran, P. Newkirk
Londontown is Burning Down by Canadian Hogan's Fan reviews
On one of the darkest nights in London's history, Newkirk's sister Mavis comes to terms with her family and the effects of war. Part two in the Sisterhood of War.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Complete
It's My Life by L J Groundwater reviews
One-shot. It's time for Robert Hogan to take his life back. But the past keeps intruding on the present. Please read and review.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,045 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/10/2011 - R. Hogan - Complete
Twisted and Torn by yellowrose reviews
Set near the end of "Sticky Wicket,Newkirk", Newkirk finds himself in serious trouble when he is unable to return to camp which in turn could put the entire operation in jeopardy.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 60,470 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 9/21/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Froeliche Weinachten by Susan M. M reviews
It's not easy spending Christmas in a POW camp, far from your home and family. Warning Chapter 2 is very sad: get out the Kleenix box. Chapter 2 almost/sort of/kind of fits Challenges 124 and 218 for Papa Bear Awards challenge section.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,386 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - H. Schultz, W. Klink - Complete
Follow Me to Heaven by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
It's 1947. As the Cold War dawns, the Unsung Heroes operation is slated for revival. As new missions begin, enemies, both old and new, seek to stop the operation before it starts. And Newkirk soon finds out that almost anything can become personal...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,645 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 9/2/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A Christmas Dirge by 96 Hubbles reviews
Bob Cratchit didn't know how good he had it.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,040 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Complete
When the Black Dog Comes Calling by dust on the wind reviews
Sometimes the worst enemy is the one you live with.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 23 - Published: 11/14/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Mad World by AmyGreenhouse reviews
Newkirk is not having a very good time: the winter seems to last forever, and all sorts of things go wrong. This is my first HH story - please read and review!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,326 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 5/6/2010 - P. Newkirk
Returning a Favor by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Ficlit, for the Short Story Competition. Usually, a thief works best alone, but there is always an exception to every rule.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,404 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Southern Skies, Southern Lies by Jinzle reviews
A new POW comes to Stalag 13 and the result leaves Hogan and the Germans baffled as what to do.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 54,838 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - K. Langenscheidt, R. Hogan - Complete
A Soldier of Fortune by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Written for 2 challenges. Newkirk's sticky fingers lead to a sticky wicket when he unwittingly pilfers from a smuggling ring. Now, the ring plans to initiate the corporal into their fold and force him to steal for them- whether he likes it or not.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,290 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/3/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Red and Blue by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Red is the color of fire and drive. Blue is the color of water and the cold. A pre-series fic showing the genesis of the unlikely friendship between the two corporals who wore these colors so proudly.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,444 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
On the Rooftops of London by Monker reviews
Before he was ever a POW, Newkirk was a small time crook in London. A chance meeting leads Newkirk to someone he'll never forget. Years later, when he receives an unexpected letter, will his past with her be too painful to remember? Winner of 3 PBAs 2011!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 81,411 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/17/2010 - Published: 3/18/2010 - [P. Newkirk, OC] Alfie B. - Complete
A Side Job by Simone Lyon reviews
Hogan returns to Europe for the first time after the war to catch up with old friends that he's lost contact with. But it turns out to be much more than that.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,511 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Man Who Shot Anton Havel by Sierra Sutherwinds reviews
FOR THE CHALLENGE OF WRITING A STORY BASED ON THE MAN WHO SHOT LIBERTY VALANCE. With Newkirk seriously wounded and a prisoner in custody, Carter's first mission in command seems doomed from the start. Will he have what it takes to ride the savage land.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,574 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/30/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Right Place at the Right Time by Deana reviews
One of the Heroes suffers a medical emergency...but sometimes, a bad thing can happen for a good reason...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,424 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Rendezvous by dust on the wind reviews
This assignment had to work, if Newkirk was ever to regain the ground he had lost. But nobody could have imagined it would go so wrong...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,044 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 4/29/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Master Manipulator by Guildsister reviews
Tinker to Evers to Chance is the play, Hogan said once to Klink. But who in the series are Tinker, Evers, and Chance? Who is the master manipulator of them all?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 143,921 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - R. Hogan, W. Klink - Complete
The Deserters by TheSODU reviews
A bitter winter is fostering bitter arguments among the heroes, but is it enough to make two of them desert?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,341 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/30/2010 - P. Newkirk, A. Carter
Come home a hero or come not home at all by Sierra Sutherwinds reviews
A hero's daily grind, a simple routine mission rattles Newkirk's peace of mind. Just another Newkirk story because we the Newkirkphiles can't have enough of our British Hero :
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 34,847 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Surely Goodness and Mercy by San Antonio Rose reviews
Peter Newkirk was not a praying man, but he knew God's hand in a situation when he saw it. (Missing scene from "How To Catch a Papa Bear," for Deana; rating for mild British swearing. Bronze medalist for Best Short Drama, 2011 Papa Bear Awards!)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 424 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/25/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Jeep Jockey Jumper by San Antonio Rose reviews
When the experimental Jumper malfunctions, the Heroes get more help unlooked-for. (Crossed Swords AU, sequel to "There and Back Again," Hogan's Heroes/Stargate Atlantis, John/Teyla if you squint. Nominated for the 2011 Papa Bear Awards!)
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,702 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Complete
Right From The Start by L J Groundwater reviews
What if Stalag 13 was NEVER an ordinary prison camp? Just a ramble from a thought that struck me one day, AU to my own thoughts about the who and how of the operation, but an experiment I wanted to try. Please do read and let me know what you think!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,878 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2010 - A. Burkhalter, R. Hogan - Complete
The Things We Fear by wordybirds reviews
With the end of the war, danger and fear are left far behind. Or are they? Wordybirds' one and only post-war fic. Please read and review. Thanks.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 46,270 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/11/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Peter and the Wolf by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
In reality, Newkirk had been planning this ever since he heard that the full moon would be falling on Halloween that year. Hogan just expanded the idea. Winner of the 2011 Gold Papa Bear Award for Best Long Comedy!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,840 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/6/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Change Doesn't Come Easily by Crystal Rose of Pollux reviews
Post-series, ficlit. Newkirk is finding it difficult making a living in post-war London. Perhaps a visit from an old friend can change his fortune. Friendship fic.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/23/2010 - P. Newkirk, L. LeBeau - Complete
Thousand Yard Stare by whirlyite reviews
A missing scene from Operation Briefcase. Oneshot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,537 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2010 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The Good, The Bad, and The Parodies by ornitholestes reviews
A collection of oneshots that parody various authors' stories on the Hogan's Heroes site; written with their knowledge and permission. Chapter two: Why Olsen?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,499 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Complete
The Quivering Colonel by ornitholestes reviews
#129-"Why is is always Hogan?" You know all those stories where Hogan gets arrested by a Gestapo major or some bad guy and the heroes rescue him, and Hogan spends the rest of the day quivering in the corner? The challenge was to write a parody of that.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,592 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2010 - R. Hogan - Complete
The Hardest Part by b00kish reviews
Don't wait up," Hogan always told him. But that was one order he just couldn't obey.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Winning Friends and Influencing People by viggosloof28 reviews
My version of how the operation at Stalag 13 got started, and how Newkirk might have entered the picture. Cross-posted on LJ under the same title, in response to a challenge to show aspects of Newkirk's "self" - self-doubt, self-belief,etc.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,643 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 1/11/2010 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Stalag 13 as Seen from “That Guy” by Lizzi0307 reviews
What is life like to be just a regular prisoner in Stalag 13, not one of Colonel Hogan's main men, but just a guy living in Barracks Two? Takes place during "Sticky Wicket Newkirk". updated, change of punishment
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,526 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2009 - Complete
Of Elves and Men and Women by misanthrope1 reviews
An older story that plays in the fantastic realm
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,935 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Complete
London's Best by Simone Lyon reviews
COMPLETE! A sequel to "Hope": London was investigating the prisoners, and now London has come up with an idea to use some of them.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,349 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/26/2009 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Complete
Hope by Simone Lyon reviews
A mission gets twisted when unexpected things happen, leaving the Heroes separated and in bad condition. COMPLETE!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,833 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Complete
Attacked by the Allies by Deana reviews
Ever wonder what could happen if London made a mistake? Hogan and Newkirk find out the hard way...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,225 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - P. Newkirk - Complete
The POW Who Came in from the Cold by Deana reviews
Continuation of the episode, 'Swing Shift'. A mission unexpectedly goes wrong, leaving Hogan and an injured Newkirk stranded in the cold, miles away from the stalag...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,923 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/30/2009 - Published: 4/2/2009 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Open Your Mouth and Say AH by Random Flyer reviews
Stalag 13 gets a new member, who can be as much trouble as he is a help. This is my first attempt, any and all suggestions welcome so please R&R : ***Papa Bear Award Best Portrayal of a Cannon Character Gold Medal Winner***
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,074 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/6/2009 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Complete
No Easy Answers by Bits And Pieces reviews
When Carter receives a letter from home, he has a tough decision to make.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/29/2009 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Only in My Nightmares by Bits And Pieces reviews
Newkirk gets picked up by an SS patrol, and spends three days in their custody. When he returns to camp; he can't cope with what happened, and his memory shuts it out. But memories don't stay buried for long.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,706 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 4/16/2009 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Official Fanfiction University of Hogan's Heroes by Tirathon reviews
Somewhere in the multiverse, there is a place where bad fanfiction writers are sent to be schooled. "Learning Through Pain" is its credo, and a writer of fanfic full of implausible plots, anachronisms, and Mary Sues is about to find out why. OFU story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,001 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 5/22/2009 - Published: 3/23/2009
On Thin Ice by Bits And Pieces reviews
An unfortunate accident on the way back from a mission leads to trouble for Hogan and Newkirk.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,639 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Out the Front Gates by snooky-9093 reviews
A series of short stories from the POV of the major characters, and one barracks, with overlapping scenes, reflecting the last day at Stalag 13.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,986 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Complete
In Search of Nimrod by Marleen23 reviews
Carter and LeBeau begin an investigation, hoping to discover Nimrod's identity. This story is a response to a challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,139 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/3/2009 - Published: 12/2/2008 - Complete
Sole Survivors by snooky-9093 reviews
Two survivors hope for justice while reliving the final days of Stalag 13. WARNING:Character death, holocaust reference. PBA winner; Bronze: best portrayal of a canon extra (Olsen).
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,187 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Complete
When I'm Dreaming by misanthrope1 reviews
A Hero comes to realize a few pecularities about himself. Warning! Mature themes, homosexuality AN: This story came about due to a discussion on HH forums. RAF Flight Lieutenant equals Captain in US ranks/ Flying Officer equals Lieutenant
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,100 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/11/2009 - Complete
Baby Bear by Marleen23 reviews
Hogan's mission to help an important operative send vital information to London keeps being sabotaged by someone he knows.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 33,522 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 9/2/2008 - Complete
Remembrance by snooky-9093 reviews
A person helped by the heroes remembers. My first entry. 2009 Papa Bear Awards: Gold-best short drama.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Can't Stand the Sight of Blood by Atarah Derekh reviews
When Newkirk is wounded on a mission, LeBeau has to get him back to Stalag 13. Unfortunately for the squeamish Frenchman, head wounds tend to bleed quite a bit. One shot, and not as bad as it sounds for Newkirk, anyway .
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,928 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/15/2008 - Complete
A Very Good Dancer by CaptainSmirk reviews
An unexpected letter brings surprising news and stirs up a few memories
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,260 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Theater of War: Act One, Scene 1 by TOW-EMS reviews
November 1944 — the war finally impacts on Stalag 13 with new prisoners, budget cuts, and tragedy. The fun and games of the earlier years have ended, forcing everyone, especially Hogan and Klink, to reevaluate their relationships.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,675 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/16/2008 - W. Klink, R. Hogan - Complete
Sweet Dreams by Fourthirtyam reviews
My first fanfic. Hogan and the gang learn that sleeping in can be dangerous. Please read and review.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 18,070 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Complete
Pandora's Box by misanthrope1 reviews
When one of the Heroes is taken by the Gestapo, what will he endure and how can the others help? Warning, violence, cruelty
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
Meanwhile, Back in the Tunnel by marylinusca reviews
Vignettes, based on 'Hogan, Go Home'.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 36,533 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 10/15/2003
Snow White by Frankie Alton reviews
An unusual mission with an unusual name. When Hogan is captured by the Gestapo it is up to Newkirk and the others to free him.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,411 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Complete
Whispering Sour Somethings by Tuttle4077 reviews
Berlin Betty's broadcasts are having a strange effect on everyone including Hogan and his heroes! Can Hogan find out what is happening and put a stop to it? Oh the suspense! *Winner of 2008 PBA Gold for best original character and Bronze for best quote*
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,806 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/17/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
Cold Days, Warm Heart by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. Hogan and his men receive gifts from an unlikely source.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,513 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Brother's Keeper by wordybirds reviews
The unexpected arrival of a prisoner at Stalag 13 causes complications and a possible loss for the operation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,218 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/4/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Complete
Fading Hope by Harriet Harmon reviews
After a year away from Stalag 13, Colonel Hogan, Kinch and Carter discover that the camp has had many changes. I do not own the characters of Hogan's Heroes....
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,075 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 9/24/2006 - Complete
Song in the Key of Friendship by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. Friends often know what we need before we do.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,776 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Published: 7/25/2006 - Complete
Mission Aborted by Pipamonium reviews
A spy has succeeded in forcing Papa’s Bears hand and forcing the closure of one of the undergrounds best units. A short POV of sorts centering around one of the lovable members of Hogan’s inner circle. Majority of the chapter is ruminations of a time bef
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/7/2006
Everyone looks better when drunk by Pockets reviews
Newkirk wakes up in Hogan's bunk. Heh, I think it was a 16year olds attempt at slash. Instead it is just embarrassing. Read, laugh, feel free to flame. I would.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2005 - Complete
The Visitor by wordybirds reviews
Complete Strained relations with London and an unwanted observer lead our Heroes to wonder if Papa Bear is being replaced or if they're being shut down altogether. Please read and review!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,226 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/19/2005 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Complete
Reflections of a Dark Night by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. A kindly old man tells of the men he served with in WWII and their many adventures together. The first in the Storyteller series.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 49,815 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/23/2005 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Complete
Professor Hogan's History of the World: Revised by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! What happens when a British traitor, a handful of escapees, and an old vase all show up together at Stalag 13? Hogan devises a plan... Please read and review!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,647 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/27/2005 - Published: 3/31/2005 - Complete
What Could Possibly Go Wrong? by wordybirds reviews
COMPLETE! The Heroes find themselves in hot water when their new code book falls into the wrong hands. But can they use it to their advantage? Takes place not long after the episode "Sticky Wicket Newkirk." Please R&R!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,699 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/7/2005 - Published: 2/26/2005 - Complete
The Cold War by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE ONE-SHOT. The problem with having the flu in a POW camp is that everyone grew up with a different cure. Which one will help Colonel Hogan? Please R&R.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2005 - Complete
Rubber Band Man by Meercat reviews
A new guard transferred into Stalag 13 causes major trouble for the heroes. Sequel to "A Spot of Trouble," but can stand on its own. Chapter 4 up-the new Captain arrives. All I can say is-Ouch!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/12/2005 - Published: 1/25/2005
Last Words by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. Three heroes fall on a cold night.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 498 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/4/2005 - Complete
The Safecracker Coda by nom-de-plume13 reviews
Fix yourself a nice cup of tea, and find out what happened to 'Alfie the Artist' on his return to England. -COMPLETE-
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/9/2005 - Complete
Once Upon A Time: I Have A Dream by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE. Third in a series of five stories about how the heroes ended up at Stalag 13. Next up: Kinch. Please read and review.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,534 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/1/2005 - Published: 12/15/2004 - J. Kinchloe - Complete
Once Upon A Time: The Last Laugh by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! One in a series of five stories about how the Heroes got to Stalag 13. The prequels. First up: Peter Newkirk. Please read and review.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,789 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/6/2004 - Published: 12/3/2004 - P. Newkirk - Complete
There's No Place Like Home by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! Orders from above on both sides of the war mean trouble for our heroes. Could this mean the end of the operation? The final story in the trilogy that started with "Welcome to Stalag 13" and "Be It Ever So Humble." Please R&R.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 124,477 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2004 - Published: 8/12/2004 - Complete
There and Back Again by San Antonio Rose reviews
A funny thing happened on the way through the mines, and WWII will never be the same... Hogan's Heroes/Lord of the Rings/Newsies crossover. (Nominated for the 2004 MEFAs and the 2004 Papa Bear Awards)
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 43,855 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/14/2004 - Published: 2/10/2002 - Complete
Be It Ever So Humble by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! Hogan and his men get their first sabotage assignment, and an escape turns personal. The sequel to Welcome to Stalag 13. Please R&R.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 54,605 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/3/2004 - Published: 5/14/2004 - Complete
For Want of a Beer by zoey traner reviews
COMPLETE. One of the Heroes finds himself in a bad situation.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/9/2004 - Complete
Welcome To Stalag 13 by L J Groundwater reviews
COMPLETE! Stalag 13 gets a new senior POW officer: Colonel Robert Hogan. Prison life will never be the same. An idea on the genesis of the operation. First in a trilogy that continues with Be It Ever So Humble. Please R&R.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 40,810 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 3/5/2004 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Complete
Sons of Heroes of the War Before by marylinusca reviews
A Remembrance Day Vignette November 11, 1928
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/9/2003 - Complete
Sacrifice of a Hero by Capt. Cow reviews
One of the heroes gives his life for another, how do you deal with that?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,254 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/15/2003
One Hero For Freedom by LMPhilbrick reviews
Major Hochstetter thinks he has a plan to trigger the downfall of The Underground and finally prove the existence of Colonel Hogan's operation at Stalag 13. But he's made one mistake. He targeted Newkirk...
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,116 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/9/2003 - Published: 3/8/2003 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Hogan's Heroes: A Connecticut Yankee in the RAF by Syl reviews
The summer of 1940. Europe has fallen to Hitler's advancing forces, and America has not yet entered the war. All that stands between Nazi world domination and freedom is the tiny island country of Great Britain.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/26/2002 - Published: 9/21/2002
Disjointed by Taleya reviews
Just a little postwar adjustment for one of the boys....
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,320 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/26/2002 - Complete
Hogan's Heroes: Just Another Mission by Syl reviews
In the days following the Allied Invasion on the beaches at Normandy, one of our heroes is called upon to commit the ultimate sacrifice.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,486 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/6/2002 - Published: 11/9/2001 - R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe - Complete
Innocence Lost by Pockets reviews
Carter and Newkirk go on a mission and discover more than they ever should.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/11/2002 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Counting the Stars by Newkirk's Heroes reviews
Ok, I know I'm in the middle of another story, but this hit me, and I had to write it. Honestly, I don't think you guys will like it very much, but please read anyway. I can't really explain it, but please don't flame me. I'm sorry in advance! Lol, anyway
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,511 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/13/2001
Heil Hogan by Vogel Greif reviews
Hogan is sent to an English POW camp to stop a German sabotage ring
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 47,829 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/23/2001 - Published: 4/22/2001
Turkey on White, Hold the War by Vogel Greif reviews
Newkirk must go it alone on a mission in Munich after Hogan is captured
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,338 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/23/2001
Ursa Major by Nina Stephens reviews
Hogan faces one of the biggest challenges in his life when his world suddenly changes
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 48,911 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/31/2001 - Published: 3/11/2000 - Complete
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The Curveball Caper reviews
When Colonel Klink decides that a friendly baseball game will impress visiting inspectors, Hogan spots the perfect opportunity for sabotage—under the guise of sportsmanship. A long-overdue "prize" for snooky-9093 for totally dominating a past reviewathon - and of course it was inspired by her excellent "Take Me Out to the Ballgame."
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,156 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/18 - R. Hogan, W. Klink, P. Newkirk, Hochstetter - Complete
Hop to It reviews
Expanded story: A sunny day, a mission to a hops farm, a bout of nostalgia. Like generations of East Enders, Newkirk grew up hop-picking in late summer "to earn a bob or two." Now can he put those skills to work to extract a secret or two?
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 9/29/2024 - Published: 9/21/2024 - Complete
Careful the Things You Say reviews
Returning from a routine bridge sabotage, Newkirk and Carter encounter a young family on the run. They've got a secret, and they'll trade it for protection. Written for the 2024 Short Story Speed Writing Challenge. Prompts shown in bold.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/30/2024 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
The Man in the Mirror reviews
Forty is just around the corner, and Hogan is feeling it. A response to the Challenge #203 in the Pick a Challenge, Any Challenge Challenge of 2024.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,556 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5/12/2024 - R. Hogan - Complete
Day by Day, December 1944 (REPOST) reviews
This story was a response to one of the drabble challenges that ran rampant in this fandom in 2021. It's been tidied up and is simply being reposted. It's completely out of season, but it's always winter in Stalag 13, so what the heck.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,377 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/27/2024
Out of the Woods reviews
A trip through the woods is always an adventure when certain people are involved. And on St. Nicholas Day, more so than usual. An entry for the 2023 Bleak Midwinter Challenge.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/31/2023 - L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
War Is Heck reviews
Nobody really gets hurt in Hogan's Heroes, and I'm not going to pretend that they do. This is Whump Lite, with not too much pain or suffering and no exaggeration, for Whumptober 2023. Basically an episode tag. There were going to be more chapters, but I decided to stop at one.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/4/2023 - Complete
Once Is Enough reviews
Newkirk and Marya have never been on a mission together until now. There's a good reason why once is enough. Written for the 2023 SSSWC. Links to episode The Klink Commandos. 2024 PBA Gold Award in Best Story category.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,996 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/3/2023 - P. Newkirk, Marya - Complete
Decoration Day reviews
The mantle of leadership weighs heavily on Hogan as he takes in a rarely visited site in camp. A Memorial Day tribute, inspired by Operation Briefcase (s2e4).
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,821 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/28/2023 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Now, Just One Minute reviews
The challenge: Take one minute or so of an episode and write it from the perspective of any of the characters. This was going to be a series, but it is now complete. 2023 Papa Bear Awards Gold Award (Short Comedy), Silver Award (Episode), and Silver Award (Canon Character, Newkirk)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2022 - Published: 12/2/2019 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk, Alfie B. - Complete
A Gaggle of Guards reviews
Klink must tighten the purse strings, so he dismisses the guard dogs and brings in replacements who will work for... cheep? A response to one of Tuttle's more deranged challenges, identified at the end of chapter 1. I hope to be able to finish this story in 2023.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,451 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/8/2022 - Published: 6/15/2021
Welsh Invasion reviews
The arrival of five Welsh speaking RAF men has a strange impact on Newkirk. Written for the 2022 SSSWC. All the Welsh words are either footnoted or in context. Has a VERY long author's note at the end. 2023 Papa Bear Awards: Gold for Medium Comedy; Silver for Unique story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,983 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2022 - Complete
Double Vision reviews
Robert Hogan is a very, very creative man, and there's no doubt that imagination can alter perceptions of reality. 2023 Papa Bear Awards Bronze Award (Medium Comedy)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2022 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk - Complete
Homing Instinct reviews
It seems Mary Newkirk has spent her life waiting for men to return from war. It's May 1945, and she knows her eldest son is back in England—somewhere. Mother's Day 2022. This fits between my repatriation stories "Who You Gonna Call" and "Charm Offensive," but can stand alone. Photo: Song thrush on garden shed rooftop. Two 2023 PBA Gold Awards (Original Character, Med General story)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/2/2022 - Complete
Mari Lwyd: A Christmas Ghost Story reviews
In which Newkirk has some strange ideas about celebrating the season. Based on the Welsh legend of Mari Lwyd, the ghostly Christmas horse.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,033 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/31/2021 - Published: 12/7/2021 - Complete
Charm Offensive reviews
Peter Newkirk hadn't had a civil word with his old man in 10 years, but that changed on an afternoon in the late spring of 1945. This reflection on work is my second annual Labor Day story, just a bit early. (Photo is Belphegor's rendering of Freddy Newkirk.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2021 - Complete
Lady Chitterly's Cousin, or This Mission Is for the Birds reviews
Ah, the aristocracy. So flighty. So eccentric. So bloody clueless. A minor British nobleman who has been cheerfully performing scientific research for the Nazis realizes there's a target on his back and comes to Hogan for help in escaping. But there's someone he must retrieve first, and getting her means aggravation for Newkirk and LeBeau. SSSWC2021, Episode tag (s6e4 and s6e5)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,958 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2021 - Complete
Up in Smoke reviews
A meeting place, a burning barn, and two men missing. An adaption in verse form of chapter 4 of "Let's Play Fill in the Blanks" by Thaddeus MacChuzzlewit. (Original material used with permission.)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 674 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2021 - Complete
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hogan's Hermits! reviews
In which the barracks is invaded by an earworm straight out of the British music hall tradition. Based on an idea by GrrraceUnderfire and written as her Winter Reviewathon prize.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/31/2021 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, P. Newkirk - Complete
Cutting the Strings reviews
In the midst of an ordinary day, mail call brings unexpected news for Carter. The sunny optimist of Stalag 13 must lean on his most cynical friend in his sorrow. Based on an idea by Tuttle 4077 and written as her prize for decimating all comers in the Winter Reviewathon. A bit longer than promised.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2021 - A. Carter, P. Newkirk - Complete
Dear Mavis, Are You Bloody Well Kidding Me? reviews
What happens when Newkirk finds out that his sister has been writing letters to Colonel Hogan-and that the Guv has actually been writing back? Letters from an irritable British corporal happen, that's what. Many thanks for Prolegomenon aka Old English Game for inspiring this response with her very funny "To Colonel RE Hogan" story and to LE Wigman for playing along.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/30/2020 - Published: 4/13/2019 - P. Newkirk - Complete
A New Winter Coat reviews
In the season of giving, the moment eventually comes along not to repay a kindness, but to pay it forward. This story is connected to "In the Name of the Father," but it's not necessary to know that story to understand this one.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/26/2020 - P. Newkirk - Complete
House of Goons reviews
Two new underground agents have arrived to replace Jenny and Willy on the Hammelburg escape route. But there's something strange and surreal about these two, and something quite worrisome about the judgment of the person who assigned them to their new post in the first place. Written for the 2020 SSSWC. Episode: The Flame Grows Higher. MOVED INTO X-OVER; GOON SHOW IS RADIO COMEDY
Crossover - Hogan's Heroes & Radio Dramas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/28/2020 - Complete
Waiting for a Train reviews
Fiddling around with the clocks twice a year is confusing, tiring, and sometimes downright dangerous. A Hogan's Heroes homage to British humorist Will Hay.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 969 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/13/2020 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Toy Soldier reviews
Sometimes the lesson you teach isn't the one you intended. A returned soldier and his young son visit The Cenotaph on Armistice Day 1919. Photograph shows King George V placing a wreath at the monument that day. A missing scene from my story "In the Name of the Father." Winner of two Papa Bear Awards including Gold/Best Snapshot and Bronze/Best Original Character (Mary Newkirk).
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 990 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Published: 11/11/2019 - P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
The Velveteen Prisoners reviews
They couldn't take it any more: The tight quarters. The dreary conditions. The oppressive smells. From deep inside the clothes hamper in Barracks 2, an escape is being hatched by three plucky chaps whose sacred mission is to render comfort to grown men, whether they like it or not. (Challenge #373.) It was blast to write and won two Papa Bear Gold Awards: Unique Story & Best Teaser
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,509 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/2/2019 - Published: 9/2/2019 - OC - Complete
An Honest Day's Work reviews
Meaningful work isn't always honest work, is it? A Labor Day meditation on the kinds of work one man does and the stories he tells himself about what matters.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,861 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/1/2019 - Complete
Schlafen Sie Gut reviews
When a miserably grumpy Corporal Newkirk takes ill, his friends rally around him, take care of him, and decide not to let him live it down. Until they have to, that is. T for some naughty words. Written for the 2019 SSSWC. Winner of 2 Papa Bear Bronze Awards: Best Medium Comedy and Best Speedwriting Story.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,976 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/28/2019 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk, H. Schultz, Wilson - Complete
A Flicker of Hope reviews
One of the qualities of true friendship is to understand and to be understood. With a little patience, Hogan experiences a spark of insight that illuminates a dark corner of Newkirk's past. This story is the flip side of "Away Like a Flame," told this time by Hogan.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/16/2019 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Away Like a Flame reviews
There's a lot going on when you strike a match. For one thing, it can ignite memories of people that you're not even sure you really remember. Winner of 2020 Papa Bear Award - Bronze/Best Snapshot.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/12/2019 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Which of Our Heroes? reviews
Frogs. Inuits. Horses. Roller coasters. Romance novels. What do they have in common? Absolutely nothing, except that from time to time our heroes have crazy escapades involving a random array of questions on these and other topics, posed by HH fanfic authors and answered by yours truly. Inspired by the Forum thread of the same name and in response to Challenge #237. 2 PBA Golds!
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,634 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/10/2019 - Published: 11/15/2018 - A. Carter, R. Hogan, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Honor Thy Mother reviews
When it takes three months for the mail to reach its destination, planning is essential. But it would help if everyone understood what that Yank Colonel was talking about. Written for Mother's Day 2019.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 981 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/13/2019 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Sizing Up a Problem reviews
Sometimes weights and measures add up to mass confusion for our heroes. And if the US and Britain are two countries separated by a common language, just consider how confusing things get when you throw France into the equation. The working title was "Of Mass and Men," and you'll see why. Winner of two Papa Bear Awards including Gold/Best Short Comedy and Bronze/Best Quote.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,965 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2019 - A. Carter, J. Kinchloe, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Nachbesprechung (Debriefing) reviews
Newkirk thought he'd seen everything until a seemingly benign mission took him to the Hammelburg train station. Shock and worry mingle in his debriefing session back at camp. Winner of 2020 Papa Bear Award - tied for Gold/Best Poetry.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/24/2019 - P. Newkirk - Complete
Dresden reviews
There comes a point when explosions no longer fill you with the glee of a Fourth of July fireworks display.A reflection on the 74th anniversary of the beginning of the Dresden firebombing. Inspired by Book 'em Again's question on the Which of Our Heroes thread & in response to Challenge #237. Winner of three Papa Bear Awards including Gold/Best Short Drama and Bronze/Best Overall.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,957 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/13/2019 - A. Carter, R. Hogan - Complete
In the Name of the Father reviews
A father and a son, wedged between two world wars and their own demons. A series of vignettes from Newkirk's childhood, exploring the formative events in his painful relationship with his father and how he developed his unusual skills. Papa Bear Awards 2019: Best Story of 2018 (Gold), Best Long Drama (Gold), Best Canon Character (Gold), Best Original Character (Gold)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 9/13/2017 - P. Newkirk, Alfie B. - Complete
Sad News, Sweet Memories reviews
You never forget your first crush. And when sad news comes from home, sometimes there's no one you'd rather hear it from. Story connects to "In the Name of the Father" but hopefully it stands alone.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/24/2018 - P. Newkirk, OC - Complete
Rich Man, Poor Man, Every Man in Line reviews
What was going through an old scoundrel's mind as he parachuted into Nazi Germany? Another take on the episode, "The Safecracker Suite." This story is related to my earlier story, "TInker, Tailor, Soldier, Thief." Papa Bear Awards 2019: Best Snapshot (Silver) and Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra (Gold)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 936 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/16/2018 - Alfie B. - Complete
After the Silence reviews
When they told him at the Academy that an officer's priority was to take care of soldiers, they didn't tell him about this part. A sequel to "Two Minutes of Silence," written for the Armistice Day Centennial challenge. Rated T for a couple of profanities.
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2018 - R. Hogan, P. Newkirk - Complete
Two Minutes of Silence reviews
One didn't have to fight in the last World War to know the darkness of its long shadow. Set on Armistice Day 1943, and written for the 100th Anniversary of Armistice Day challenge. Papa Bear Awards 2019: Best Story Based on a Challenge (Gold), Best Short Drama (Silver)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,392 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/10/2018 - A. Carter, L. LeBeau, P. Newkirk - Complete
Tinker, Tailor, Soldier, Thief reviews
Written for the 2018 Speedwriting Challenge. A few cracks in the veneer are bound to appear when the demands of war reunite a legendary thief and his star pupil for the first time in years. Based on the episode "The Safecracker Suite." Papa Bear Awards 2019: Best Short General Story (Gold), Best Story Based on an Episode (Gold), Best Portrayal of a Canon Extra (Gold)
Hogan's Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,624 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/23/2018 - P. Newkirk, Alfie B. - Complete
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