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Joined 07-26-11, id: 3108238, Profile Updated: 02-10-15
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Red Dead Redemption, Mass Effect, Elder Scroll series, Team Fortress 2, and Portal.

Name: Shall remain unknown.

Residence: United States of America

Age: 20

Favorite Movies: There's a lot of movies.

Favorite Books: The Dresden Files, Dragonlance, Magician, War of the Ancients Trilogy.

Favorite Games: Call Of Duty, World of Warcraft, Battlefield, Red Dead Redemption, Team Fortress 2, Dungeons and Dragons, Halo, Portal, Mass Effect, Assassin's Creed, Skyrim, Borderlands, Neverwinter Nights, Neverwinter Nights 2, Neverwinter.

Favorite Anime: Naruto, Bobobo Bo Bo-bobo, Soul Eater, Ouran High School Host Club, One Piece, Hetalia: Axis Powers, Baccano!.

Favorite Shows: My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, Doctor Who, Rules of Engagement, How I Met Your Mother, Whose Line Is It Anyway, etc.


Anime History

I was around 10-12 years old (can't remember xD) when I was watching Toonami and Bobobo came on. It was one of the most random animes I had ever seen in my entire life. And I absolutely loved it! Even in a serious moment, when there was a huge fight going on and someone was in danger, they always put something in that made me crack out loud with people looking at me like I was a lunatic

Then I was introduced to Naruto, the orange jumpsuit-ed hyperactive knucklehead ninja we know and laugh at at times. (And those who don't know who/what it is, shame on you. You suck :P jk) Voice acting for him was weird-ish, but was and still is a great anime. Who doesn't love giant epic battles that go for episodes on end with giant fireballs, death and 300 ft tall toads that talk around every corner. :D

THEN, as I got older, I found new anime like Hetalia, Baccano, etc., and I loved them from the get go. Which leads to this point in time.

Quotes

"My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die!" -Inigo Montoya, The Princess Bride

"Come one baby, I got blessing of protection!" - Basutie, The Illegal Danish

"Now back up, put the gun down, and gimme a pack of Tropical Fruit Bubbalicious..." -Will Smith, Bad Boys

"I'm gonna play a song from Harry Potter." "You mean the movie?" "Nope, the book..." -Bill Engvall, Here's Your Sign

"What is wrong with you Carl!?" "Well I kill people and I eat hands, so thats two things!" -Paul and Carl, Llamas With Hats

"I am serious, and don't call me Shirley." - Dr. Rumack, Airplane!

"Gosh!" -Napolean Dynamite, Napolean Dynamite

"May the Schwarts be with you." -Yoghurt, Spaceballs

"The price is wrong bitch." -Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore

"I am your father..." -Darth Vader, Star Wars

"SAY 'ELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND!" -Tony Montana, Scarface

"Life is like a box of chocolates.." -Forrest Gump, Forrest Gump

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning." -Kilgore, Apocalypse Now

"Go ahead...make my day' -Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

"I know what your thinkin'...did he fire five shots, or six. Well frankly in all this confusion I've forgotten my self. But seeing this is a .44 magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, it can blow your head clean off. You have to ask yourself one question,"Do I feel lucky?" Well do ya', punk?" - Clint Eastwood, Dirty Harry

Story Ideas

Bioshock: Infinite/Mass Effect: The borders of reality tend to bend and twist whenever the Lutece Twins are involved. Constants and variables are their playground. Things change, however, when they come across a door that leads to the Origin, the door where all realities and alternate universes come from. From here, they make a rather shocking discovery, and that leads them to one conclusion. It is time for Mr. DeWitt to fulfill another contract...

Elder Scrolls: Skyrim/Mass Effect: It is well known that as time passes, civilizations fall, and empires crumble. People will excavate to learn of the past, to teach for their future, or will take these secrets and use them for terrible means. In our galaxy, such finds are common, especially of the previous Prothean Empire. However, there are also times when the uncommon is discovered, and when uncovered, can unleash such power and will that it can change the future of the galaxy as we know it.

Red Dead Redemption/Naruto: A man once said that because of his nature to fight change, when he himself was fighting his nature, that he himself could not change. Because of his actions, and that his kind, the romantics and chaotic men of the Old West, were a dying breed, he himself died, for he knew that it was the end of the line, and there were no second chances. Man cannot change, and they cannot fight, because nature wins. However, this is not the case for the very few, and one of these few is man who deserves more chances than he has gotten. In death, he is nameless. In life, he was named John Marston.

One Piece/Mass Effect: Kalihira, the goddess of oceans and the afterlife, watches over those who pray to her. To those who whisper her name when she is asked to take one to the other side. To those who serve out of love, devotion, and care. To those who care for people that do all of these things. She does so because she cares for them as well. This is the story of two young mortals, who have seen dark depths and more, and what their love for each other will bring unto them on the other side of the harsh, comforting waves.

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The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 463,120 - Reviews: 3670 - Favs: 3,564 - Follows: 3,583 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Nindo of the Force 1 - A New Destiny by Michael The-Zorch Haney reviews
The beginning of a 7 part saga. A series of events strands Naruto and Jiraiya on a distant alien world. With no obvious way to return home, they work to make a life for themselves, and eventually get caught up in events that will reshape the fortunes of the galaxy.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,691 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 8/31/2015 - Published: 1/25/2015 - Complete
If I Die Young by PrincessAmerica101 reviews
America is going to die in one year. This is an account of how he spends his last few months of life as a nation, rebuilding friendships, fixing mistakes, rebuilding his 'family', and being a hero at last. Cover art by Kenna Cat.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 27 - Words: 32,697 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 9/4/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - America - Complete
The Plan That Worked Too Well by VampirePaladin reviews
Russia does not want to marry his little sister. When she catches him he uses a hastily thought up plan to discourage her. It works better than he thought it would. Now, he is free to pursue America. It is a shame his plan worked a little too well. (female!America)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2013 - Russia, Belarus, America - Complete
Battle Plans by bufffycat reviews
China accidentally overhears a secret meeting between Russia and America. But why are they discussing taking over other countries?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/2/2013 - America, Russia, China - Complete
Legate by Treecko's Awesomeness reviews
Elenwen meets with General Tullius to discuss the behavior of a certain Legate.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Tullius, Legate Rikke - Complete
The Return by alittleinsane963 reviews
Long awaited sequel to "An Unusual Case". Gibbs and co. return to Hogwarts, but what on earth for? And WHAT are they going to do about that abominable toad hanging over their shoulder?
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,025 - Reviews: 359 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 1/1/2012
Divine Intervention by Glock3bb reviews
Two worlds, separated for millenia, are now poised to collide once more. Two gods flee from their homes, seeking to start anew somewhere else. A small boy will gain that which he has always longed for. All of this because she chose to save him.
Crossover - Naruto & God of War - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,945 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/10/2011 - Naruto U.
Droning On by katkat42 reviews
Chiktikka vas Paus, Tali's combat drone, and Legion's combat drone have run off together. Where have they gone? Originally written for the kmeme.
Mass Effect - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,338 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Tali'Zorah, Legion - Complete
Like Herding Cats by Pit Viper of Doom reviews
Kink meme de-anon. Two leaders bond over how embarrassing, destructive, and/or terrifying their nations are.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 39 - Published: 9/22/2012 - America, Russia - Complete
Curiosity by EbonyShroud reviews
Simple, she thought. She should have remembered that just because it seemed simple to think about, it did not mean it would go according to plan...
Elder Scroll series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Paarthurnax, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 497 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Sarcasm Still Valid by pirate kit reviews
You don't escape from the insane facility of Aperture on tenacity alone. It takes a generous helping of bravery, wits, and sarcasm. And sometimes just a little bit of help from the last expected source.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 133,184 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011
Lovebug by ShadowManipulator7 reviews
It was because of Sanji's good nature towards woman that made him such an easy target for a very strong heartbreak. '-.-' LuNa
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2011 - [Luffy, Nami] - Complete
Common Ground by Maelynn Meep reviews
"This is something extremely," He emphasized the word, "Extremely personal." On a certain date and place, the Doctors gather for accidental moral support. One-shot. Spoilers through Big Bang.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,811 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2010 - 11th Doctor, Jack H. - Complete
An Unusual Case by alittleinsane963 reviews
A Muggle style murder of a Navy Commander's child at Hogwarts? Well, that certainly warrents a call to NCIS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Crime/Drama - Chapters: 65 - Words: 157,566 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 6/11/2010 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Complete
Micro Effect by PsylentFox reviews
Throughout both games, all of Shepard's actions, no matter how large or small, coalesce into one Mass-ive outcome. Micro Effect is a collection of short stories that focuses on different takes of the smaller choices. Cannon and non-cannon. Mostly random.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,927 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Shepard (F)
Monster Mash by OrpheumZero reviews
It's time for a Halloween party on a festival island, but what awaits the Straw Hats? It's a tale of Masks! Candy! And monsters! UPDATED Final Chapter; The saga comes to a dramatic close! And the curse is finally broken!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,973 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/23/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Luffy, Nami - Complete
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The Tale of an Orangineer reviews
Mann Co. overtaken. The mercenaries fired. A new enemy on the horizon. There's only so much a few people can do against such force, especially one man. So, until such a time where the enemy can be fought, there must be a place where the hero's can rest, where they can find something unexpected and wonderful...
Crossover - Naruto & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,533 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/25/2014
MTO - The Preview reviews
Sometimes, when things are new or old, they often must present themselves in a manner that one can comprehend and feel like they have become one with such feeling and life. This is the retelling of an old favorite...or the beginning of one that is.
Crossover - Naruto & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,168 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2014 - Complete
Preview - - - - - Kel: The Return reviews
Since time has flown through the constraints of the cosmos, ever flowing and twisting to hold the shape of reality, there has been one constant. One truth that has been verified through the time of man and more, and even now shows to be more powerful than anything imagined...
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,512 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Complete
Meet the Orangineer! reviews
Naruto was attacked on his 5th birthday, and was found by BLU Engineer. What happens when he trains and raises Naruto to be the Leaf's Orangineer? Story had been abandoned because of story errors. Re-write pending late/post 2012.
Crossover - Naruto & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U., Engineer
Aperture Science Blood Stream Portal Enhancement reviews
Naruto came close to accessing Kyuubi's chakra in wave, but got something different. A bloodline from a 800 year old computer. Looks like there's some testing going to happen! MajorSasu/VeryMinorSaku bashing. !Scientist!Smart!Bloodline Naruto. On Hiatus.
Crossover - Naruto & Portal - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,060 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 535 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Naruto U., GLaDOS
Hot Days reviews
Sometimes, the strain of the galaxy on your shoulders can begin to make cracks in you. So, one must relax every once and awhile to fill those cracks and find some peace. Then again, let's be realistic. This is Commander Shepard were talking about. When does he ever get to relax? Slight mentions of M!Shep/Jack.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,051 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2013 - Jack, Legion, Shepard (M) - Complete
The Last Enemy To Be Destroyed
Thought I would make a written version of the second to last mission in the Red Dead normal campaign. Hope you like it. Rated M for intense swearing, descriptive gore and blood.
Red Dead Redemption - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,164 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Jo. Marston - Complete