xDemoiselleGothique
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Joined 07-27-11, id: 3109455, Profile Updated: 03-01-13
Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, and Saints Row.

Greetings, Human.

My name is xDemoiselleGothique (French For Gothic Lady). Or Krissi. Or Kristy. Whatever you want. I used to use a Writer's name.

I listen to Evanescence, Blood On The Dance Floor, Groove Coverage, t.A.T.u. and that kind of shit. I'm a huge Drarry fan.

My birthday is September 30th.


- My Email: xDemoiselleGothique@gmail.com
- My Twitter: http://www.Twitter.com/xWickedWitch
- My DeviantART:

- My YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/xDemoiselleGothique


I Ship The Following Pairings:

Harry Potter:
- Drarry (Draco Malfoy/Harry Potter, my OTP.)
- Druna. (Draco Malfoy/Luna Lovegood.)
- Romione (Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger).
- Blamione (Blaise Zabini/Hermione Granger).
- Dransy (Draco Malfoy/Pansy Parkinson).
- Narcissa Black/Lucius Malfoy.
- Lucius Malfoy/Severus Snape.
- Snily (Severus Snape/Lily Potter)
- Bellamort (Bellatrix Lestrange-Black/Lord Voldemort).
- Ginny Weasley/Tom Riddle.
- Fred/George.
- Wolfstar.

The Corpse Bride:
- Emily/Victor.


I'm also on Adult FanFiction.


An old Cherokee told his grandson:
''My son, there's a battle between two wolves inside us all.

One is Evil.
It's anger, jelousy, greed, resentment, inferiority, lies and ego.

The other is Good.
It's joy, peace, love, hope, humility, kindness & truth.''

The boy though about it, and asked:
''Grandfather, which wolf wins?''

The old men quietly replied:
''The one you feed.''


Make Anything Bold That You Have Done.

Had beer
Smoked an entire cigarette
Done drugs.
Written on a bathroom wall.
Read a George Orwell book.
Had a physical fight.
Used Twitter.
Listened to Lady Gaga
Been in a car accident.
Gotten suspended.
Gotten expelled.
Been allergic to something.
Got a computer virus.
Touched a real gun.
Had a dog.
Had a cat.
Been pregnant.
Camped out
Swam in the ocean.
Wore a bikini
Driven a car
Been sent to the principal.
Ever liked someone.
Failed a class.
Failed a test.
Went to summer school.
Got worse than a D
Got A’s and B’s.
Read an entire book.
Recorded my own music.
Had an xbox.
Worn heels more than 3 days in a row.
Wore fishnets.
Wore skinny jeans.
Hated someone.
Been cheated on.
Cheated on someone.
Practiced Christianity/Catholicism.
Worn makeup.
Lied to my parents about where I was going.
Had surgery.
Had my license.
Attempted suicide.
Self harmed.
Worn coloured contacts.
Painted my nails black.
Broken someone’s heart.
Had my heart broken.
Cried for an hour straight
Lost something very valuable.
Got separated from one of my parents as a kid.
Broken a bone.
Gotten stung by a bee.
Eaten something bad/expired.
Threw up from being so drunk.
Saw someone throw up from being so drunk.
Danced with someone of the same sex.
Owned an ipod
Owned an iphone.
Fell for a best friend.
Stole a friend’s significant other.
Went far away from home for more than a week.
Moved out.
Ran away.
Had a job.
Been fired.
Lied to a friend.
Lied to a family member.
Had a Facebook.
Posted a video on Youtube.
Started a rumor about someone.
Talked bad about someone.
Deliberately failed a test.
Been skinny dipping.
Counted to a million.
Counted to a thousand.
Ate rabbit meat.
Ate duck meat.
Had fast food.
Been to Church.
Been to Canada.
Been married.
Had a divorce.
Broke a glass
Hugged someone today.
Texted someone today.
Received a phone call today.
Threw something out of the window.
Ignored a text from someone on purpose.
Wished you were somebody else.
Had my feelings hurt by a friend and never told them.
Kissed someone.
Been to a concert
Seen your favourite band live
Met a celebrity
Met your favourite band
Own more than 10 CD’s


If you don't like stereotypes, copy this to your profile and bold, strikethough, italisize or underline the ones that apply to you.
(Bold for true, italics for want to, in my case c:)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm (or was) EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, so I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS and SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs. (I like to be naked, but I'm not a nudist.)
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

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Queen of Hearts by NiraKaulitz reviews
They say that when you fall in love, everything is different. You get this suffocating feeling in your chest, you run into walls and doors, you know the drill. If you have the very bad luck to fall in love with the Queen of the Saints, however, your problems are even worse. Make one wrong move and she might just rip your heart out with her bare hands. Literally. MattMxFem!Boss
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 65,517 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/10/2015 - Published: 9/7/2013 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.] - Complete
Family Portrait by PrincessOfTheDarknessAndDrarry reviews
What would have happened if Lily and James were alive? Would they have had a big family? Would Harry be different in certain aspects? Read this fanfic and find out...NOW! Slytherin! Harry OC! Characters DRARRY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,926 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 7/9/2014 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
BFF Is So Overrated by Shounen-Ai reviews
[Modern Day AU] Alois and Ciel are best friends, that enough ensures a wild ride.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,010 - Reviews: 627 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 348 - Updated: 6/2/2014 - Published: 7/11/2010 - [Ciel P., Alois T.] [Claude F., Sebastian M.]
Our Greenhouse by dontcryMasha reviews
AU. Awkward Cas is thrown into high school after a life of home schooling, quickly learning that how hard it is to be a little different. Luckily he makes some great friends to take care of him. A little smut, some violence, bullying related angst. Top!Dean/bottom!Cas.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,821 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/24/2014 - [Dean W., Castiel] Lilith, Sam W. - Complete
A Game of Drinking by officespace reviews
Castiel is hiding out in the bunker under Dean's orders and when Sam suddenly leaves to pick up Kevin, Dean slips into a slump. Cas tries to cheer the hunter up by engaging him in a drinking game. One-shot. Takes place in early season 9.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2014 - Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete
I'm Done by FalconLux reviews
In the summer after Sirius' death, Harry gets fed up with being a pawn. His trademark impulsiveness meets rage to conceive power that he has never before dared to touch. But will the fall of one dark lord, give birth to the rise of another? Darkish!Powerful!Harry; DMHP SLASH; secondary SSHG pairing
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 73,301 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 1,111 - Updated: 3/24/2014 - Published: 4/7/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Hermione G., Severus S.]
Severus Snape VS The Call Centre by hazel-jade reviews
We all got at least one of those anoying phone calls. Now what happens when Professor Snape gets one? Maybe more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 5,806 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Harry Potter and the Slytherin Slave by CarsonLuke reviews
AU. Draco Malfoy was a Prince. Harry was a peasant. What will happen when Draco's country is invaded and he is capture and sold into slavery, only to be bought by none other than Harry himself. How long can he hide his true identity? Warning: Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 61,827 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 1/11/2014 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Draco M., Harry P.
Run With Me by TaraJo reviews
Draco and Harry meet in the Forbidden Forest in their wolf form falling fast and hard, and eventually bonding with each Unfortunately bonding in their animal forms doesn't mean they are happily bonded straight away in a real life Creature!fic, Werewolf!Draco, Animagus!Harry, fumbled first time, snarky!Draco, knotting, bottom!Draco, bonding
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,145 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/29/2013 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Draco M., Harry P.
Draco's Terrible Night by thenerd1026 reviews
Draco's gift for Harry goes awry... This story contains SLASH and boy on boy. If you're not into that, please don't read it. It's rated M for a reason folks :)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,109 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Christmas Gift by thenerd1026 reviews
Harry reflects on his life and the family he has built with Draco. This is my first attempt at mature adult content and I only wrote it because my roomie harassed for some. :) Harry/Draco SLASH which means boyxboy (Some past mentions of mpreg)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,687 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/16/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Great Debate by LoonyLovelyLuna reviews
Draco's found Harry, after said Gryffindor left to live like a Muggle. As he sits outside the apartment building of The Boy Who Lived, he begins thinking back on how he got here. And he's determined to drag Harry back to Great Britain. And keep him locked up at Malfoy Manor. In his bedroom.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
White Lie by Ky II reviews
Draco lies to Harry to save his own life after being relentlessly pursued by a group of ex-Death Eaters out for his blood. The plan had been simple; get in Harry's good books and be protected by the all-powerful Savior. He never expects that the hastily created lie would come true, nor that keeping the lie a secret from Harry would be so very difficult. DM/HP Slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 58,161 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Sweetest Beginnings by LadyStiff reviews
Auror partners Potter and Malfoy get into a dangerous situation on a mission. As they use all their wits to stay alive, feelings come to the surface which both find challenging to resist. But do they even want to resist? ADULT CONTENT/SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Like a Prayer by 11oyd reviews
Harry is an Auror and Draco will do whatever it takes to get out of his crime. Sequel to Like a Virgin. PWP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Torment To Themselves by drarryisgreen reviews
One-Shot for Harry Potter's Birthday. / Summary: Harry wants to have sex with someone on his birthday and he runs into Draco. What will happen? Rated M for mature themes. Angst. Pining. Hints on OOC. Fluff. Silliness. Read and Comment, if you like or hate! (Written around midnight, unbetaed).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/1/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Under a desk by BriteLite123 reviews
A Drarry PWP! What would happen if Draco and Harry were too do some, 'fun' things in the middle of a full classroom, without anyone noticing?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Unwanted Wings by RadiantWaterfalls reviews
Draco finds out he is a extremely dangerous creature with wings. Mad-Eye Moody has plans to kill him. Draco also discovers he has a mate, a Dominate Mate. How is he suppose to keep his wings a secret? More importantly, how long can he keep them a secret? Especially with the upcoming war in the foreseeable future...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,240 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 7/3/2013 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
On Madness And Ecstasy by Gravity of Darkness reviews
Harry muses on his complex feelings for one Draco Malfoy. Harry-centric. Dark Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/14/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
About keys and fingers by Volatilething reviews
Kyle lost his keys and Stan will help him find them,but they end up finding something else.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
How Could You Do This to Yourself? by cosmopolitankitten reviews
I thought he quit drinking three weeks ago. Has he been lying to me for all this time? Stan...how could you? Rated M for swearing and stuff. Oneshot. Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/28/2013 - Kyle B., Stan M., Mr. Slave - Complete
Angling by trollnexus reviews
HPDM. Scorpius wants to invite Albus Potter over for the holidays, and Draco doesn't have the heart to say "no." Thus he gives permission on one condition: Albus must bring a parent over to chaperone. Draco thinks the Potters won't consent, but Harry Potter has always foiled Draco's expectations. Now Draco is stuck with a flirtatious, recently divorced prat in his house. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,444 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/23/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Peace by VenustusLovesJames reviews
Summary: Harry is more obsessed than ever with Draco and keeps following him around everywhere during their sixth year. His obsession becomes dangerous though, enough to be deadly. This does not include a Drarry pairing, they aren't a couple or anything. It has loads of angst and tragedy, so read cautioutly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/29/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Six Hours by FalconLux reviews
The last Quidditch match of Harry and Draco's final year at Hogwarts leads to an unsettling revelation, and unexpected gratitude. "8th year", HP/DM, canon compliant, EWE, slash - nothing too graphic (Sorry!)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/20/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
The destination by Leila'sRose reviews
A new Drarry One-shot-song-fic. The song is from Marco Borsato and is called 'De bestemming' So it doesn't belong to me. Just enjoy. Rated M to be save.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Vampires Suck by blade-of-the-shadows reviews
What happens when Harry and Draco end up in a very small closet together. Warning smut. Vampire!Malfoy; Post-war; "8th year" at Hogwarts. Filch got a new cat too. ONESHOT WITH A SEQUEL...so I guess it's actually a twoshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,863 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 4/2/2013 - Published: 3/28/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
Free Love by QueenyMidas reviews
After a rough break-up with Ginny Weasley, Harry finds himself in a gay bar and lonelier than ever. When Harry gets drunk enough to go home with a very special patron of the bar that he happened to have met in school, he winds up admitting all of his fantasies to Draco Malfoy. Things escalate from there. EWE, PWP, oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
And Twice On Sundays by Lokifan reviews
Harry catches Draco in the act and makes him finish what he started. Warnings: minor D/s, consensual humiliation
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,014 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 38 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twisted Reality by Zinnia Silver White reviews
Draco is curious about a poem he found, and he doesn't mind buying Potter as his slave in the Hogwarts' Helper Auction. What he didn't want was Potter to end up under a curse, which at first appeared to be a love potion, with Draco as a target. 8th year fic. Warnings: MATURE ADULT CONTENT, gaysex, mild abuse of a cursed wizard. Disclaimer: I don't own the characters etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 41,390 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/8/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Gryffindor Rules by Lokifan reviews
Draco lost the bet, and now he's arse-up over the arm of a sofa in the Gryffindor common room. And people thought Harry Potter was so wholesome. Warnings: spanking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/7/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Father figures by Bablefisk reviews
Harry and Draco have similar father figures.**Warning** Allusions to incest and rape.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
To Serve Malfoy by VivacissimoVoce reviews
Harry loses a wager with Draco, which means he must spend the summer at Malfoy Manor as Draco's personal servant. Contains mature language and content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,407 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 51 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gryffindors for Sale! by Slash-MangaLover reviews
The Gryffindors are getting sold off for a charity event.What happens when a certin Slytherin buys a certin Gryffindor. What will he make him do? top!Draco bottom!Harry SLASH! don't like don't read R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,081 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 3/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Hogwarts: The Musical by TheRadMonkey reviews
Eighth year for Harry Potter was supposed to be normal. And it is...except for the fact that the students are bursting into song at random moments. HP/DM RW/HG NL/BZ
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,897 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Potion Tutoring by PKlovesDW reviews
Harry gets a Potion's Tutor. Who else could it be but Draco Malfoy? Mostly just PWP. Smut! One-Shot. HP/DM. By DW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/11/2013 - [Harry P., Draco M.] - Complete
How to Seduce Draco Malfoy by Hanyou-Foxgirl reviews
Because it was all Narcissa's fault, really. Harry/Draco AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,826 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Jam Situation by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Draco has a certain quirk. Basically, started out as a small ficlet and turned into this whole, plotty...thing. I still like it though. Slash, and apples- those are my warnings. BEWARE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 31 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
An Earl's Play by scripturient reviews
Alois has teased Ciel one too many times. He'll play his game, but on his own terms. Lemon. CielxAlois.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,474 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 25 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Count On Me by Sailor Drarry reviews
8th Year fic. Harry Potter just wants one peaceful year at Hogwarts where nothing out of the ordinary happens. Of course, a still-clumsy Neville Longbottom manages to shatter that wish, leaving Harry with a younger version of a certain blond Slytherin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,838 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Harry and the Pool Boy by LynstHolin reviews
SEXY DRARRY AU Non-magical universe. On a trip to Hawaii, 18-year-old Harry Potter encounters a very sexy blond hotel employee. Written for Drarryweek on that blog site whose name starts with T and ends with R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Imperio by XamierTheNobody reviews
Harry's finally been allowed to stay at Hogwarts for Winter Break and is elated. But when he feels a sudden urge to enter one of the empty bathrooms he gets a feeling of dread. Draco Malfoy is waiting behind that door, with an Imperius in mind. Draco/Harry DM/HP. Hypnotism and Slutty!Harry. Sequel will be written soon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 37 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Valentine's Day by maintje reviews
It's Valentine's Day at Hogwarts. Harry and Draco are the only ones that don't seem to enjoy themselves. It must mean something. HP/DM slash COMPLETE! Now betaed by Siriuslyholly!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,457 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fire by DancingSnakes reviews
Harry is heartbroken and becomes dependant on the one and only Draco Malfoy. Confused and conflicted they're both on an emotional journey. Draco/Harry Rated M for a reason. My first fan fiction, Reviews would really help me out
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Draco M., Harry P.
Changed by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry is sick of not having any control over what happens to him. This whole Veela thing is the final straw. Harry is gonna take control of his life and maybe someone else's too. Challenge for LalalaSpacingInPandaLand. Dominant Harry/Sub Draco. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 716 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Summer heat by Dean-and-Sam's-Dreamgirl reviews
Harry gets a late night visitor he least expected to see standing outside his bedroom door. Rated M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
New Rooms by WritersWayOfLife reviews
The Lab Rats are finally getting their own rooms! But what happens when Bree wants Chase's room because her room isn't good enough in comparison? Well when she barges in unannounced will Chase finally snap?
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,228 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 43 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Chase, Bree - Complete
Games by flower deep reviews
With every thrust of his hip delicious kitten like mewls and sweet cries for 'more', 'stop please' or 'so good' can be heard from his kiss swollen lips, his small delicate hands trying to reach his shoulders, trembling from being restrained by silk tied around now his red wrists.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 83 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Life with Snappers by HowDracoGotHisGrooveBack reviews
Harry takes in a new pet, and Draco has to deal with some very un-amusing consequences.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,965 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Kareoke Confessions by VanillaTwilight08 reviews
NOW COMPLETE! After an interesting year at Hogwarts, everyone gets together for a graduation party in the Heads Common Room. Draco brings out an enchanted Kareoke machine that picks a song for you based on your feelings. Confessions and Hiliarity ensue. SEQUEL ON ITS WAY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,380 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 6/10/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Sleeping Under the Stars by Writcraft reviews
DADA Professor Harry Potter finds himself on a Muggle camping trip with newly appointed Potions Master, Draco Malfoy. The men bicker, work out some tensions *ah-hem* and the inevitable smut ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,230 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 31 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Snake Dog by sarky soomka reviews
Harry discovers a Muggle, x-rated video spoofing Wizard schoolboys. Draco Malfoy as the star was weird enough, but he soon realizes the other actor looks suspiciously like himself. With a fake scar on his forehead too! Someone owes Harry an explanation!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,985 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/14/2012 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
My dirty little secret by Dean-and-Sam's-Dreamgirl reviews
A late night meeting by the Black Lake. M for later chapters
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Excursions and Showers by Lovell Luka reviews
Harry must know what Draco's up to at night. Plotless smutty oneshot. HBP Drabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Gay Pirates by Lylii-cutie reviews
One-shot: Two lover's sail the seven sea's. But they cant get caught or it could lead to consiquences. Rated M for language; rape, and smut
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,857 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Bathroom by WritersWayOfLife reviews
So it turns out Bree, Adam and I aren't related. That's great...apart from the fact that my feelings for Bree have gotten way out of control. Sharing a bathroom doesn't help either... especially when she always forgets her clothes.
Lab Rats, 2012 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Chase, Bree - Complete
Take a Chance by dipped.in.ink reviews
When his boyfriend Terry dumps him in a muggle club, Harry's ready to give up dating altogether until he overhears Terry making a bet with Draco Malfoy to get Harry into bed in under a month. Now the sparks are about to fly? DM/HP,RW/BZ,HG/Theo. R&R PLZ!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 40,749 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 438 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
It's An Extendible What! by Lovell Luka reviews
Fred has made a new crack-pot invention. Harry wants to borrow it, but why? What will happen what he sneaks it into the Slytherin dorms? Hilarity ensues! Slight OOCness, heavy innuendo, hints of Drarry and lots of laughter. Pointless HBP drabble. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/31/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Worthless by Lovell Luka reviews
Draco's lips quiver as he desperately tries to hold in his anguish. He admonishes himself for being so weak. He hates himself for it. He hates himself for many reasons. He feels worthless. He knows it's true. He is worthless. 8th Year. Pre-Slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Broken Glass by Lovell Luka reviews
Draco has an unfortunate accident in the Slytherin common room over Christmas break. He needs help, but will he accept it when it comes from Harry Potter? 8th year. Pre-Slash. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Malfoy's Harry Potter Pickup Lines by GreenEyesGreySkies reviews
When Blaise dares him to ask Harry Potter a multitude of ridiculous pick-up lines, Draco accepts without expecting much. Honestly, what are the odds that a few pick-up lines could capture the heart of the Boy Who Lived anyhow? 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,674 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 616 - Follows: 67 - Published: 1/31/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Not the Wand, But the Wizard by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Harry starts to have trouble with his wand misfiring, so he seeks Ollivander for help. He is shocked to find Draco Malfoy in Ollivander's place. Will Malfoy be able to help or will he just make things worse? EWE. Slash. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,039 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Is it just the potion? Or something more? by sweetboi1016 reviews
When a substitue potions master has the students begin working on a love potion, Harry begins to feel something weird coming over him. Is it the effects of the strong potion? Or is there something more? DARRY slash, rated T for now
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,211 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M.
The Boy and his Sheep by xNomii reviews
Six-year-old James Sirius Potter found a sheep in the pond, and all he wants is to keep it. Dedicated to my friend Rainbowdust.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 522 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - James S. P. - Complete
Pull by Ochiba Konpeki reviews
"You should pull my hair."-"I don't think that's a good idea."-"I do. And it *is* my hair, y'know." Stan and Kyle are hanging out. Style, a bit cracky.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Trophy Room by Felice09 reviews
As the start of sixth year brings Harry, the apparantly tame vampire back to Hogwarts, an accidental spill of blood leads to consequences, kidnapping and coercion as both vampire and victim hold fort in The Trophy Room. HPDM, Non-Con, Rape, Blood-play.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,840 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Content In Your Arms by AlternateWorld reviews
A lesson turns into something out of a wet dream all because Alois starts to cry over something that happened to Ciel. Yaoi, CielXAlois. Set in modern times
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Ciel P., Alois T. - Complete
Gay Chicken by malfoysminx reviews
What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,365 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
GYON: The Nuttiest Way of Saying Thanks by emiliexox reviews
Sequel to "Get Your Own Nuts". Harry and Draco go searching for the squirrel that helped them get together. But will they find more than they bargained for? MAJOR SLASH and VERY FUN! BoyXBoyX...Boy :D HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,116 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Amortentia Recipe by sweetboi1016 reviews
I have been looking for a solid recipe for Amortentia, but I couldn't find one. So, I decided to write one myself. Here it is!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Complete
Aunt Hermione Knows Best by Harco8059 reviews
Hermione takes James to the Zoo. Harry/Draco implied Ron/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Tainting An Angel by sylent nighthowl reviews
Half-naked, blindfolded, and chained to what he is sure is a dirty wall, Draco Malfoy is not in a good position…or so he thought. He soon begins to wonder; whom is the mysterious person ravishing him in sweet torture…
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,561 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 44 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Secret Shags, Talks, and Fainting by inlovewithpadfoot reviews
Remus and Sirius decided to give Harry The Talk a few months after the final battle. But has Harry already done the deed, so to say? And with whom exactly? And is that...Lucius Malfoy fainting? COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,036 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 339 - Updated: 10/20/2010 - Published: 10/2/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Lusty Square by Anna Danielle reviews
Once Ciel Phantomhive's relationship with Alois Trancy starts to get intense, their two butlers find themselves in predicaments of their own... CielxAlois ClaudexSebastian
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Ciel P., Alois T.
Dream or Reality? by AmourXSexXetXYaoi reviews
Harry has been experiencing weird dreams for the past two weeks. What do they mean? What will they do to Harry? What will they lead to?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 3,161 - Follows: 732 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
586 Things NOT To Do At Hogwarts by WanderingChild24601 reviews
As the title suggests...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,876 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Complete
Third time lucky by sweet-dirty reviews
Harry Potter. The dark-haired, green-eyed good guy. Draco Malfoy. The silvery-blonde, grey-eyed bad guy. Two archenemies in detention together. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Twisted Faerie Tales by Digitallace reviews
A collection of Drarry fairytales in the twisted tongue of Digitallace. Warnings for Slash and explicit content and adult language and situations.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,898 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 731 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 1/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Punishment by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Harry makes a stupid wager against Malfoy and ends up paying the price. EXTREME MATURE ADULT CONTENT WARNING AND I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. This fic exploded my brain.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,141 - Reviews: 984 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,084 - Updated: 1/2/2010 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
We're Too Old For This by EpicInTheLibrary reviews
Stan and Kyle have a sleep over. Kyle dreams. Stan wants. Stan/Kyle
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,603 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Parseltongue and Potions by MissGuidedLove reviews
Harry hurts himself during potions, bursting out with something unexpected. This acts as a lovely catalyst for some lemony goodness between H/D. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Side of Paradise by fyren galan reviews
When Hermione and Ron said that Harry was obsessed with Malfoy, they had no idea how right they would be some day. Insane!Harry, tortured!Draco, heavy gore, violence, one-sided slash, not-a-happy-story. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,485 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/14/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The REAL HalfBlood Prince Script by RandomUser674 reviews
Finally! The long-awaited HBP parody script is here! If you thought The REAL Twilight Script was our only parody script, think again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,514 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Prisoner by sirius in chains reviews
DISCONTINUED / Harry's got Draco locked in the Room of Requirement, and he is determined to get Draco to become willing to please.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 6/9/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Tiny Little FullBlown Obsession by dirty-darella reviews
One peak of Malfoy in the Quidditch showers and Harry becomes a tad enamored. Hermione is no help at all. Warnings for Adult Content! M/M sex
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,415 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Malfoy and the Muggle Music by Elsipels reviews
Draco Malfoy. In a library. Wearing a leather neko-girl outfit. Draco/Harry oneshot. Bottom!Draco, AU, Anal, male/male.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Why to Piss Off a Houseelf by jasmine roselee reviews
Oneshot. SLASH. Harry/Draco. Draco annoys a house-elf and finds himself stuck in Gryffindor Tower.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Let Me Be Your Hero by Dark Raven Wrote reviews
I can be your hero, baby. I can kiss away the pain. I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away. When the one thing you love in your life disappears, wiped from existence by two words, how do you go on? WARNING: malexmale couple DMHP R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,292 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The day Harry made his own potion by kayleigh24 reviews
When you’re bad in potions, you should never just mix any ingredients. However, screwing up sometimes can lead to interesting events. Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco en de Boze Voldewolf by Laeta777 reviews
Een Harry Potter versie van Roodkapje. Draco en Harry brengen hun kinderen naar bed. Geen malepregnancy!. Humor parodie.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - Dutch - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,609 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/30/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Muggle Valentine by TruestBlue reviews
The Slytherin boys peered in horror at the ridiculously lavish red heart shimmering about Draco’s bed. He’d punched it, kicked it, slapped it, begged it, licked it, and hexed it. Every spell in the book:useless against the terrible thing. HPDM,VDay fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defending Hogwarts Draco Style by juxtaposed reviews
PostHBP collab crack!fic. While avoiding Death Eaters, Harry and Draco find something to occupy their time. Features my usual SoGay!Draco and Maggie's FluffyDom!Harry. Also, lots of boysex, so if you dont like, DONT READ. Simple. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,113 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/18/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Less Than Perfectionis by CrystalStarGuardian reviews
Due to an 'accident' in Potions, Harry is now a girl.. Permanently?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,764 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 1/6/2004 - Published: 1/17/2002 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Danger of Rumors by Passo reviews
{{COMPLETE}} Harry innocently triggers a barrage of absurd rumors in Hogwarts. When it reaches Draco, the Slytherin decides to spring a surprise.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,514 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/31/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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All Is Fair In Love And War reviews
She wished it could always stay like this. Sadly, she knew it wouldn't last, as she was a betrayer. Fem!Boss/Matt Miller, past romance. Very AU.
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,863 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2014 - Boss/PC, Matt M. - Complete
Every Sinner Has A Future, Every Saint Has A Past reviews
Something is bothering Kinzie about the Boss. In particular, how extremely nervous she was around that little punk, Matt Miller. She wants to know exactly what's going on, but she, and the others, most likely won't like what they find. Fem!Boss/Matt Miller. AU. Very Confusing. Crime category because of the gangs, Romance because of past romance
Saints Row - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,706 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Boss/PC, Matt M.] Kinzie K. - Complete
Heating Up reviews
Sequel to Heat. It's recommended you read that one first. - Things are only heating up. In a good, and a bad way. HP/DM, Bottom!Draco, Catboy!Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,715 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 11/12/2013 - Published: 7/18/2013 - Harry P., Draco M.
Heat reviews
When you're an animagus, getting in heat is something you can't avoid. Draco/Harry. Smut. Catboy!Draco. Bottom!Draco/Top!Harry, Sub!Draco/Dom!Harry. Reviews appericiated :).
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 4/25/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Enemies Of The Heir, Beware reviews
When Harry Potter discovers that Draco Malfoy keeps a dark secret, everything he thought he had known about the blonde appear to not be true. Because Draco is The Heir Of Slytherin. HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Secrets Of The Broken reviews
Harry is a teacher on the Silent Waters School for Special Witches and Wizards. He teaches a class full of Squib-Toddlers. But one particular little girl interests him. Her name is Misericordia. She doesn't have a last name - At least, not one that's known to public. Misericordia is mute, and is adopted by a wealthy Pureblood Heir. This doesn't cease Harry's curiosity. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Desire and Disorder reviews
Draco Malfoy has The Syndrome Of Asperger, one of the most common kind of Autism Spectrum Disorder. Of course, As soon as his father finds out Draco doesn't do stupid things on purpose, and that it's a Muggle Disorder, he disowns him. Enter in Harry Potter to come play saviour. WARNING: Adult Content and Autism. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 11/24/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
Another Kind Of Amortentia reviews
Draco Malfoy and Daphne Greengrass have been paired at Potions to brew Amortentia. But, like always, Miss Greengrass paid more attention to her pretty little face than to the potion... The Consequences? A Female Draco and a lovesick Harry Potter! It'll get worse and worse as Draco's Twin Sister arrives at Hogwarts... Oh God. PWP, Fem!Draco/Dom!Harry/Sub!Draco. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,002 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 9/23/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Harry P., Draco M.
A Rose Always Has It's Thorns reviews
"My father crucioed me when he first saw me in that wedding dress. That's why I wanted to make my wish come true. To prove that I wasn't stupid. To prove that I could be loved instead of abandoned. Didn't work at all. But yeah, A Rose Always Has It's Thorns." Oneshot, Lemon, Slash, Drarry. Nothing more to say, I guess.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete