CommanderYyderse
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Joined 07-27-11, id: 3109506, Profile Updated: 05-23-12
Author has written 7 stories for Invader Zim, Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy, and Johnny the Homicidal Maniac.

Alright, I know I've been inactive lately, and I'm sorry. I'm more active on deviantART. In fact, I think I'll switch from here to there, mostly because on dA, you can summit both drawing and writings, both fanfiction and not. I just thought it would be a little more easier. So if you have any questions or whatnot, PM me.

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IN MY LAST POLL, "Riot" by Three Days Grace won, so I'll get to work on that soon OK, NOW GO CHECK OUT MY NEXT POLL ABOVE, DING DONG.

Invader Zim won an Emmy, an Annie, and the award for Best Title Seqence at the 2001 World Animation Celebration awards. it also garnered 7 other nominations. But APPERENTLY, that just wasnt a good enough reason for Invader Zim not to be on air with new episodes anymore, huh? Copy and Paste this to your profile if IZ should already be out with new episodes!

Code 538569236749: Planet Earth: Hack of account :-"CommanderyYyderse"-:Subject: Rise of the Fall of the Tallest: Commence Transmission:

Hello, fellow Irken. I have started an Invasion in which I have named "Z.W.R.J.C.K.B.I.S.". It is a carefully coded phrase which I will never reveal. You do, however, have permission to try and figure it out, but only me and my fellow Irken friend Leo knows what it stands for. Now, I need some recruits to help me on our way to galactic conquest. Our Tallest at this time are dimwits. Let's show them who's boss! (PM me for which job you want. You can also tell me that you conquered a planet. I'll put that in too. When applying for the job, please give me your IRKEN name, kk?) (Aly, dont kill me for this. XD)

Leader: Yyderse, (Me) Zeom (My OC).

Deputy: Leo. Gir: Mir.

War General: Scrappy.

Dragon Tamer: Mif

Sir Specialist: Rel. Sir: Sel.

Leader Of The Ships:

Sir Repear: Shard

Infirmary (Can be multiple people): Borz (Zeom's Sir),

Gun And Knife Department (Can be multible people): Blez

Ship Repair: Zam

Inslavement Chambers: Tam

Chef: Mat

That ONE Guy That Tells You To Stay Focused:

That Guy That Comes Up With The Cool Ship Names (Also, if you get this job, PM the ship names too and i'll assign them to everybody else):

(If you come up with other jobs, PM me.)

Now onto "CommanderYyderse's" profile.

End of Transmission Code: 26785738363885


Name: Call meh Zoe :3

Age: 13

Location:

Gender: Chick

Haircolor: Since this is fanfiction, im gunna use my appearance that I use on the gameshow things, so black hair with red highlights. (Dirty blond XD)

Eye color: Dark, dark red. (Hazel)

Appearance: Once again, this is fanfiction...this is what I will look like on the site. Black sunglasses resting on my head, a black hoodie with white and red striped sleeves, black cargo pants, and red converse.

Thing that separates me from the normal people: My creativeness, randomness, and the ability to be awesome (Only 1 in 7 billion or born with it. Looks like I lucked out XP)

Fandoms: Invader Zim, JTHM, Squee!, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, SMOSH!, HOMESTUCK, Hunger Games, My Little Pony; Friendship Is Magic

Personality: I enjoy dark-humor! If you watch Invader Zim, then I pretty much act like Zim, except I dont talk in third person, and dont do evil laughs...most of the time. I can do a pretty accurate voice of Zim too...I find that creepy. And yes, I have also attempted Billy's voice, and it sounded awesome XD. I have a lot of sides. I have that Random, funny, and stupid side. A Gothic, dark, and I-can-beat-your-ass side, and a caring, I'm-your-best-freind, You-can-tell-me-anything, loyal, and I-dont-care-what-people-say side. I love to be unique and originally with everything I do. I am a rebel, goth, and caring person in a nutshell.

Favorite Color: Purple! Black, and Red.

Favorite foods and stuff: Steak...Crawfish...DIET WATER! XD

Favorite Books: Warrior (Cats), Harry Potter, Owls of Ga'hoole, The Beautiful Creatures series

Favorite Movies: AVATAR! ,Transformers, High School Musical (We're doing a play at our school XD I found a new, weird interest in it), The Cat in the Hat, JTHM: The Movie (IF ONLY IT EXISTED DX), Chronicle (The one with those 3 guys and their SUPEH POWEHZ!)

Favorite Characters: Zim, Johnny C., and Billy

Least liked Characters: Edward the Sparkly Vampire (I think he's a fairy XD), Dib (In my opinion, he's a creepy stalker), and Devi (Dont ask, long story.)

Other things you should know about me: Don't piss me off, i'll go either of two ways: Gaz or Johnny. I'm not a girly-girl (Gags) Dont even think that. I curse ALOT, Dont underestimate me, and I have an JTHM obsessed friend Noah (Is that a good thing? O_o) If I dont know you, ill use manners, and stuff like that. When you become my friend, you'll notice that im creative and dont care what anyone thinks. When your my best friend, you'll find out that im violent and completely insane. Make friends with me if you wish. If you become enemies with me then... Eh heh heh heh...I'm your worst fucking nightmare :)

Frikin links:

[link] The original IZ casts supports this, It's nice, AND CLICK IT FOR ZEH SAKE OF OUR LITTLE ALIEN FRIEND! And if you dont like Zim, then CLICK IT FOR THE SAKE OF THE LITTLE MEMBRANE CHILDREN XD AND COPY AND PASTE! SPREAD THE WORD!!!

ADD UR SIGNITURE IF YOU LOVE INVADER ZIM! AND COPY AND PASTE!

This is meh devaintArt account. If you love me, then go check it out!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2zA3lZk9Y&list=FLJcngaHy_x-d9Q2i3sprn5g&feature=mh_lolz Most epic battle music ever. Period. End of Story (It reminds me of the upcoming battle between Starclan and the Dark Forest!)

THINGS I LIKE:

-INVADER ZIM!!!!!

-GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY!!

- HARRY POTTER!!!!

-DRAWING!!!!

-WRITTING!!!

-JHONNEY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC!!!!

-BEING ABSULUTLY STUPID WITH MY BEST FREINDS!!!!

-EDD EDD AND EDDY!

-REGULAR SHOW!!!! (YEEEEEEEEEEYUUUUUUU!!!!)

-AAAAAAAAADDDDDVENTURE Time!

-SMOSH!!! (Best Youtube Sensation!)

-IZFAS!!!! (They epic XP)

-SOAPYWAFFLES!!! (lol They seem funny... BOW DOWN BEFORE YOUR TALLEST!)

-THINGS THAT I LIKE!!!

- ROCK!!!

- RANDOM AND STUPID SHIT!!!


A poem by a person people never see

You all are laughing, without me

I wonder at the things you watch, listen, and laugh about

But I will never know, I can not figure it out

Why am I different? I'm just being normal

Atleast, what normal is to me

Pop music? Jersey Shore? What do you mean?

Of course I do not like that! You are just excluding me!

Or are you?

Am I just different? A freak of nature? I have not a clue!

I have tried to find interest! If only you knew!

The pain I feel, while you all sit and laugh at things I never cared for

While I sit in the corner..crying to my core...

This can not be life...What is it about...

But I'll never know, for I can not figure it out...

At all...

If you're different than all the other girls out there in the world, seeming to neglect you, you should know you're not alone. Many other people face this problem, I'm sure. Let's not sit here and let everybody seem alone. I bet if you copy and paste this to your profle, someone might see it. Put your name here: CommanderYyderse,


Dreamer
[X] You can see what cannot be seen by normals
[X] You believe in the inconceivable
[X] You refuse to give up childish qualities
[X] You always ask "why?"
[X] You live in the clouds
Total:5

Schizophrenic
[X] You have Positive, Negative, and Cognitive thoughts mixed together.
[ ] You're constantly paranoid
[ ] You're hypersensitive to criticism, feelings, and insults etc.
[ ] You're hostile, and have some anxiety
[X] You Have blank expressions, and stare when deep in thought
Total:2

Freaky
[X] You like to scare people for the fun of it
[ ] You find an interest in those way younger/older than you
[ ] You know how to make anyone succumb to you
[ ] You have an "inhuman" talent
[ x] You take standing out in the crowd to a whole new level
Total:2

Morbid
[X] You find cemeteries and dead things fascinating
[X] You can talk about blood and gory things with a smile
[ ] Things like coffins and zombie portraits are nice accessories to a house
[ ] You wouldn't mind living in dark and horrific world with no sun
[x]You are happy about gloomy and Gothic things
Total:3

Insane
[X] You shout excessively about nonsense
[x] You are constantly hyperactive and nutty
[X] You are eager for mischief
[x] You can make a scene and be comfortable with it
[X] You look up to horror movie villains
Total: 5 (YAYYYYY!!! XDDDD)

Sadist
[ ] Being cruel is a good thing
[ ] You enjoy watching others suffer
[ ] You like to hurt others
[x] You like torturing characters
[ ] You would rather watch someone get beat up than help them
Total:1 (Im an odd one.., O-o)

Masochist
[ ] You like being in pain
[ ] You enjoy letting people hurt you
[ ] You let yourself get hurt
[ ] Being cruel is a good thing
[ ] You like being submissive no matter your opinion
Total:0

Geek
[X] You are obsessed with something
[ ] Video/Computer games are more than just a pass time
[X] You know how to do technological things normal people don't
[X] You prefer to read and/or collect comic books over most things
[ ] Glasses are an accessory, not a necessity
Total:3

Indifferent
[ ] You are not interested in most things
[ ] You usually don't have a bias about anything
[ ] Your purpose in life is to live and die and to do nothing more
[ ] You usually don't show emotion to things
[X] You are pretty much carefree about everything
Total: 1

Perky
[X] You are brisk-fully cheerful
[x] You are very energetic about most things
[X] You are usually optimistic
[X] You can get overexcited about nothing
[X] You are very enthusiastic about almost anything
Total: 5

Funky
[x] You are passionate, soulful, and earthy
[X] You prefer and do styles of different eras other than your own
[ ] You usually smell strange to others
[X] You are outlandishly vulgar or eccentric in a humorous way
[ ] Looking very different from normal people is essential
Total: 3

Raver
[ ] You like wearing bright funky clothes and having unnatural hair, eye, and make-up colors
[x] You are extravagantly enthusiastic and speak in a wild manner
[X] Techno music is essential
[x] Late night parties and wild celebrations with loud music is a way of life
[ ] Glow sticks are the way to light up a night
Total: 3

Player
[X] You are skilled with manipulating people
[x] You are skilled at "acting" and fooling people
[ ] Having multiple relationships at once is a fun/good thing
[ ] You have a devilish charm
[ ] You are selfish and arrogant
Total: 2

Delusional
[ ] You usually have false beliefs and/or opinions
[ ] You have mislead judgment
[ ] You have paranoia
[X] You always think you do wrong things and are guilty
[x ] Aliens have kidnapped you and tried to probe you before you escaped and came back to earth!!!
Total:2

Normal
[ ] You give in to conformity of what everyone else does
[ ] You are perpendicular!
[X] You are free from any mental illness.
[ ] You have an "average" intelligence
[ ] You didn't click anything from any other category!
Total: 1


Okay, so take your Ipod, and shuffle it for each part below! ITS FUN. TRY IT. o3o

Opening Credits: Dance With The Devil- Breaking Benjamin

Birth: Dynamite- Taio Cruz (So, I was so awesome at birth that the doctors had a party? Hell yah! XD)

First day at school: Natural Born Killer- Avenged Sevenfold (Wtf happened? O_O)

Falling in Love: Firetruck- Smosh (Does this even make any sense? XD)

Fight Song: I'm Alive- Disturbed (Thank the Lord that makes sense)

Breaking Up: Monster- Skillet (O_O)

Prom: Grow UP- Simple Plan (Makes sense! YAY XD)

Life: Your Betrayal- Bullet For My Valentine (O_O)

Mental Breakdown: Crazy Train- Ozzy Osbourne (WTH)

Driving: Rock 'n Roll All Nite- KISS (See me drivin'...LIKE A BOSS)

Flashback: Haunted- Evanesence (Lovely...)

Wedding: Down With The Sickness- Disturbed (Seriously, what the fuck? O_O)

Birth Of Child: Points of Authority- Linkin Park (I'm not even surprised anymore...)

INTERMISSION

Final Battle: Breath- Breaking Benjamin (I'm OK with that, actually...)

Death Scene: This Is War- 30 Seconds To Mars (OMG IS THAT LEADING UP TO A SEQUEL?? XD)

Funeral: I Write Sins Not Tragedies- Panic! At The Disco (...)

End Credits: Last Resort- Papa Roach.

(Well...That's gunna be a good movie XD)

Trust me, This REALLY WORKS!! PASS IT ON!!


1. Your Real Name – Zoe

2. Your Gangsta Name (first three letters of real name plus "izzle") – Zoeizzle (Fail...XD)

3. Your Detective Name (favorite colour and favorite animal) – Black Wolf

4. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and current street name) – (I dont really wanna put my middle name...)

5. Your Star Wars Name (first three letters of last name, first two letters of first name, last three letters of mother's maiden name) – Matzoany (lol Mat-ZO-anna-E)

6. Your Super Hero Name (second favorite colour and favorite drink) – Dark Purple Mountain Dew (XD)

7. Your Arab Name (second letter of first name, third letter of last name, any letter of middle name, second letter of mom's maiden name, third letter of dad's middle name, first letter of sibling's first name, last letter of mom's middle name) – Otkarmh (Whaaaa...)

8. Your Witness Protection Name (mom's middle name) – Faith

9. Your Goth Name (black and the name of pet) – Black Willow... (Sounds hippy XD)


1. How did you get one of your scars? This summer i was riding my bike in the dark and i slipped.

2. What is on the walls in your room? Some pictures... that's pretty much it... Im planning to get some Smosh posters though.

3. Do you snore, grind your teeth, or talk in your sleep? Not really

4. What type of music do you listen to? ROCK!!!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! *Head bangs to The Used*

5. Do you know what time you were born? I think like about 5:30 AM

6. What do you want more than anything right now? PIE XD

7. What do you miss? MORE EPISODES OF INVADER ZIM AND GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY!!!! 2 epic shows that had no reason whatsoever to be cancelled. With what Nick is these days, Invader Zim seems like a minor show. Same with GAoBaM. But I guess I would HAVE to choose between the two... Eh heh heh...

8. What is your most prized possession(s)? My Ipod, my creativity, and randomness. XP

10. Do you get claustrophobic? I think I'm starting to. When someone gets cose to me, "ill be like "PERSONAL SPACE PERSONAL SPACE!"

11. Do you get scared of the dark? Meh, a little.

12. The last person that made you cry? Idk...

13. What is your favourite perfume for a girl? Yo A, I'm a girl. And 2, IDK XD

14. What kind of hair/eye colour do you like on the opposite sex? Brown, black, and blond hair. Green, and blue eyes. If its Green eyesBlack hair, im IN! XD

15. Where can you see yourself being proposed to? Im 13, do i really need to be thinking about this?

16. Coffee or energy drink? Energy Drink XD

17. What is your favourite pizza topping? CHEESE! and canadian bacon. (ITS REALLY HAM! CANADAINS LIE TO US! LIARS!!!)

18. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? A friken steak, man!

21. What was the first meaningful gift you ever received? ...Hmm... Maybe my bible when I got my first communiun. That, and it was given by my Granny, who died :(

22. Do you like anybody? 2 guys that r in my grade X3

23. Are you double jointed? IDK!

24. Favourite clothing brand? Idk... I dont really have a favorite. I just get what i think is cute X3

26. Do you have a pet? A Shi-zu...(Is that how you spell it?) Her name's Willow X3

27. What kind is it? I just told you.

28. Would you fall in love knowing that the person was leaving? Idk, thats never happened before.

29. What is the best way to tell someone how much they mean to you? I wouldnt really do anything. Im not that social, but i talk alot to my friends.

30. Write a number from one to a hundred: 69.. Hehehe... Im so immiture XD

31. Blonds or brunettes? WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEAN?

32. What is the one number you call most often? I mostly txt. u?

33. What annoys you most? Writer's block. When i find no inspiration to draw. When jerks at school act like jerks and douche-bags.

34. Have you been out of the USA? No, You have a ticket?

35. Your weaknesses? When people at my school play my friends. I'd beat the fuck outta those people if they start bullying them. And I dont care if I get exspelled. Thats how loyal i am toward my friends.

36. Met anyone famous? Nope. But by famous, does Jhonen Vasquez and Richard Horvitz count? I wanna meet them so bad X3 Billy, Johnny, and Zim are my most favoriter characters, man!

37. First job? Im 13, troll.

38. Ever made a prank call? lol YES! XD I was at a slumber party with my friends and one of them had a guy's # in thier phone, but i didnt. So we called him on my phone, we put the music on loud, and started saying stuff like "Hey dude, Where ya at?! You missin the party, man!". And in the backround, the other were shouting "SENIORS! SENIORS!" XD

40. What were you doing before you filled this out? Cursing myself out for forgetting my laptop charger

41. Have you ever had surgery? When i was about a baby, i had my tounsals removed.

42. What do you get complimented about most? How wierd and stupid i am. In my eyes, those are compiments.

43. Have you ever had braces? No. I dont think i need any, anyway.

44. What do you want for your birthday? My Bday past... :(

45. How many kids do you want? 1 or 2.

46. Were you named after someone? IDK!

47. Do you wish on stars? I gaze at stars. Sometimes.

49. What kind of shampoo do you use? Are you some kind of stalker?

50. Do you like your handwriting? YA! ITS FUCKIN SEXY XD

51. What is your favourite lunch meat? Ham.

52. Any bad habits? I bite the skin around my finger nails.

53. What CD are you most embarrassed to have on your shelf? Britney Spears and High School Musical.

54. If you were another person, would you be friends with you? No and yes, but we would aurgue with each other over who's more awesome all the time XD

56. Do looks matter? Not really, but alittle bit.

57. How do you release anger? For some reason, I pace in my room.

58. Where is your second home? My Dad's house... i guess...

60. What was your favourite toy as a child? Hmm... I guess maybe...My stuffed animals.

61. How many numbers do you have on your cell phone? 39

62. Were you a fan of Barney as a kid? Not really, but i LOVED the Teletubies.

63. Do you use sarcasm? No, I use waffles, ding dong.

64. Mashed potatoes or Macaroni cheese? MASHED PO-TA-TOES!

65. What do you look for in a guy/girl? Sense of humor, niceness, Randomness, EPICNESS! Same for a girl...

66. What are your nicknames? No

68. What's your favourite television show? Inavder Zim, Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, AFV, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Big Bang Theory

69. What was your actual SAT score? 10000000000000.

70. What's your favourite ice-cream flavour? COOKEHS AND CREAM!

71. Do you have all your fingers and toes? No, I have bear hands and duck feet, idiot!

72. When was the last time you worked out? I walked in a Breast Cancer walk... Does that count?

73. Did you notice there was no question 64? Im lazy and i dont really care.

74. What's the fastest you've gone in a car? Well, why are you asking me these wierd and random questions?

75. Do you want everyone to answer these questions? I dont care, really.

76. What are you listening to? Music

77. Last thing you drank? Coke

78. Last person you talked to on the phone? dont rmember

79. What's the first thing you noticed in the opposite/same sex? ...This is very suggestive.

80. Favourite thought-provoking song? Well, I guess Evanescence...Depends on the mood I'm in, I suppose

81. Favourite thing to hate? FRIKEN SCHOOL, MAN!

82. Favourite month of the year? October (Halloween's meh fav holiday), December, January, Febuary.

83. Favourite zodiac sign? Aquarius...

85. What is your hair colour? Black

86. Eye colour? Green

87. What do you do in your spare time? Write, sing, and draw.

89. Favourite fast food restaurant? McDonalds! I LOVE thier BigMacs

90. Do you like sushi? HELLS YA!

91. Last thing you watched? TV, dummy.

92. Favourite day of the year? FRIKEN HALLOWEEN!!! Oh ya, and Febuary 4th

93. Play any musical instruments? I used to play the piano. I wanna play the electric guiter!

94. Republican or Democrat? *Shrugs*

95. Kisses or hugs? Hugs X3 COME 'ERE! Wait...who am I kissin' here?

96. Relationships or one night stands? Relationships

97. What was the last thing you bought? A Gir T-shirt at Hot Topic

98. What kind of car do you have? A VOOT-CRUISER! I dont drive, dead beat -_-

99. What book are you reading? Catching Fire

100. Describe your love life: Im 13. I dont wanna think about that yet. Though the drama in my grade begs to differ. -_-


Your weakness: WEAKNESS?! I HAVE NO- *Sees a roach* ...*Shutters*

Your fears: Eh heh heh...Let's move on... ;

Your perfect pizza: CHEESE...or pineapple XD

Goal you would like to achive this year: Start animating on my channel!

Most overused phrase on an instant messenger: Kk

Thoughts first waking up: GUH! ITS MORNING! FIVE MORE FUCKIN MINUTES!

Your best physical feature: My head. Cuz inside it is my brain. And inside that is my CREATIVENESS AND RANDOMNESS AND PIE!

Your bedtime: 9:00, but I can sneak my Ipod to bed ;)

Mcdonald's or Burger king: MC FUCKIN DONALDS XD

Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate. Its satisfying to my belly X3

Do you smoke: No.

Will you smoke: No.

Do you swear: What the fuck do you think?

Do you sing: Yesh! Its fun. My other habits are writing and DRAWING!

Do you shower daily: Well, do YOU shower daily?

Do you behave yourself: Around important people and adults, yes, around my friends..."...HOW DARE YOU INSULT THE GREATEST HUMAN ALIVE!!!"- Me

Do you get motion sickness: lol I used to

Do you think you are attractive: Uhh...DUH! HELL YA IM ATTRACTIVE! Thats why the most popular people at school think im EPIC!

Are you a health freak: It matters.

Do you get along with your parents: YESH X3

Do you like thunderstorms: No...

Do you play an instrument: I used to play the piano, but I wanna play the electric guitar now XD

In the past month have you drank alchohol: *Ahem* Im 13.

In the past month have you gone to a mall: Nope! X3

In the past month have you eaten sushi: Cucumber rolls be awesome, dude.

What you want to be when you grow up: An author, script writer, cartoonist, voice actor, an actress, or a singer XD

What country you most want to visit: I never really think about this much...does mars count?

Number of CD's I own: I mostly listen to my IPod anyhow.

Fave food: Steak *Serious face* Medium rare.

Fave music: Alternative rock and rock. Not old school though. Ok, some old, like ACDC...I'M ON DAH HIIGGHHWAYYYY TAH HELL!

What do your feet smell like: Da fuck?

What does your hair smell like: hair, it smells like hair.

Can you clap with your feet: ...

Have you seen purple cows: Yep, AND IT KILLED TIMMY! THOSE BASTARDS!

If you had 10 Mountain Dews, what would you be like: I would be at my friend's house. After the 10th one, I would just stand there wide-eyes, drop the can, eye-twitch, then get all spazzy XD

When you think of the words 'George bush' what comes to mind: A bush in Georgia XD


Harry Potter Questions...

When did you first read Harry Potter? This Feburary (2011). I was so obbsessed! XD

What is your Favorite Harry Potter book? Maybe...the 4th one? Idk.. I LIEK EM ALL X3

What is your Favorite Harry Potter film? The 4th and 7-2th. X3

Who is your Favorite Male character (besides Harry Potter)? George, Fred, Dobby, Snape, Lupin, and DRACO!

Who is your Favorite Female character? Eh-HUM. LUNA CUZ SHE EPIC WITH HER WIERDNESS XD

Who is your Most Hated Male character (besides Lord Voldemort)? I wanna slap Percy. I HATE him. I dont HATE Harry, but he's not my favorite... but he's at the bottom somehwere.

Who is your Most Hated Female character? Umbridge. T-T;

What House would you end up in if you went to Hogwarts? Either Slytherin or Ravenclaw. I'm very sneaky :P

What would be your favorite class? Huh. Maybe... Care For Magical Creatures.

Who would be your favorite Hogwarts professor? Snape 'n Hagrid.

What is your Favorite fanfic relationship? I like DracoxHermione 'n LunaxNeville

What do you think of Harry/Ginny? Meh. I Dont ike Ginny :/

What do you think of Ron/Hermione? Ehhh...idc... :/

What do you think of Harry/(any other female besides Ginny or Hermione?) HarryxUmbridge XD JK!

If given a choice, would you take the Elder Wand, the Resurrection Stone, or the Invisibility Cloak? Woah...Hard! TwT Maybe...ELDER WAND! I COULD RULE YOU ALL! XD

What is your opinion on slash fanfics? Meh. Idk what that is anyhow :/


Q:If you could hang out anywhere, where would it be?

Hmmm...Definently Zim's base! I mean thats a no brainer!

Q: Which IZ Character would you date?

Zim...maybe.. but defently NOT Dib. I just dont like the big head.

Q: Which IZ character is your best friend?

Once again, Zim. I am SO MUCH LIKE HIM!

Q: Which IZ character do you hate?

DIB DIB DIB THE BIG HEAD! And Tak, i mean, she's bitchy.

Q: Your favorite IZ episode(s)?

The halloween one, Bestest freinds, Backstreet Drivers from beyond the stars, Megadoomer, and 2 uncompletes ones.

Q: Your favorite IZ character?

ZIM!!!

Q: Favorite Almighty Tallest?

PURPLE! NO wait, RED! I LIEK EM BOTH X3

Q: Zim walks up to you, what do you do?

Say "Hey Zim! Wanna go and turture the Dib-Worm?!"

Q: You just got 2 tickets to see a concert, who do you take with you?

NOT ZIM FOR ONCE. Zim would go off, I think...Gaz, cuz we r going to a rock concert!

Q: You accidentally got stranded on a desert island...who got stranded with you?

Gir, I could easly fly him and get off.

Q: Zim has asked you to help repopulate Irk...what is your answer to this disturbing question?

O_O Eh..."WHY WOULD YOU ASK A EARTH FEMALE?!?" Then run off all spaztic shouting "HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT!!!!!"

Q: Favorite IZ pairing

Zim and Gaz! And Gir and Gaz! They are so cute! and my OC pairings, DaMr (Dib and Mekk) and ZaZr (Zim and Zeom) and GaNr (Gaz and Nej)

Q: You and the Tallest are on the massive...

I turture Red and Purple for being mean to Zimmeh.

Q: If you could spend your Friday nights doing something, what would it be?

Turturing the Dib-beast with Zim.

Q: Favorite IZ quote?

OMG SO HARD!! Maybe my fav Zim quote: "Hi im Dib and i have Pointy hair POINTY HAIR!! I eat food and stuff.. "

Q: Favorite Dib moment?

"*Random Babbling* ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! *Random babbling*" and maybe "THE SUSPENSE IS UNBEARABLE! HURRY UP FBI!"

Q: Favorite GIR moment?

I made Mashed potatoes!" and "HI FLOOR! MAKE ME SAMMICH!"

Q: What is your favorite love song that fits your pairing?

Huh. Hard... I guess maybe...uh... Bring me to Life By Evenescence. It involes more that Zim and Zeom, though, It also inolves One.

Q: What is your favorite song?

What does this have to do with IZ? Anyway, its The Bird and the Worm by The Used.

Q:What song(s) describes you most?

Grow up by ...I forgot... huh...


The Invader Zim Fanfiction Questionnaire… of Doom!

1) How many stories have you written for our favorite alien’s world?

bout...5. The Pokemon one was made from complete boredom and stupidity.

2) Which one is your personal favorite?

I guess meh first song fic, A Beautiful Lie. It came out better than I thought o_o

3) Which one is your least favorite?

The pokemon one XD Im prolly gunna delete it soon XD

4) What character do you write the most for?

I guess Zim. He's easy to write about.

5) Favorite pairing to write for?

...Good question XD I'm gunna attempt a one shot of ZaGr soon, but its NOT gunna be good XD

6) How many reviews have you gotten on your most popular story?


My truth r dare one ;

7) Any flames or bad reviews on any of your stories?


I guess the closest I got was on A Robot's Woe. lol if you wanna check it out, then you'll know which one it is, trust me XD

8) How long is your longest story?

The truth r dare one...Eh heh heh ;

9) Oneshots, chapter fics, or series?


One shots are good, but I like chapter fics too

10) Do you use spellcheck on all of your finished chapters in Open/LibreOffice or Word?

YUSH! WHAT AM I?

11) How many OCs do you have?

I have 8 Invader Zim ones

12) Does anyone accuse you of writing a Mary-Sue/Marty-Stu?
NOPE XD

13) In your opinion, what’s the best Invader Zim fanfiction ever?

OMG! The Sickness by Carlina15 (I think thats it ;). It has the most perfect plot! And ZaDf XD

14) What genre seems to be your most written for?

Hurt/Tragedy/Comfort, and Humor XD

15) Do you listen to music while writing? If so, what do you listen to?

Ya, mostly Rock, or if im in a bouncy mood, i'll listen to Pop and Dance...or Rock XD

16) Any yaoi/yuri stories?

Please inform me on what this is?

17) What’s the best review you’ve ever gotten?

One on A Beautiful Lie saying that it was original and deserved to be more than a one shot. Thanks Cylonblaze

18) Which character do you feel you’ve written the best?

Zim. He's pretty easy. Just make him self absorbed, talk in 3rd person and mostly shout things like "I AM ZIM!" XD

19) How many Invader Zim stories are in your Favorites?

31. The only one thats not IZ is about the universe of Vasquez's other creations XD (Nny and friends. It REALLY funny XD)

20) Last but not least… Quick, write a summary of a Gaz/Gir story!

Gaz finally gained enough points to be in the National Tournament, but surprisingly, so did a certain robot.


LOL TRUE STORY THAT HAPPENED TODAY! Rated T or M...considering how well you can take a joke...And a very dirty reference XD

So today at lunch, we were having Salisbury steak, and my friend asked another if she was going to eat it, and I quote "...Are you going to eat your meat?" We all started laughing, then she realized what she said and started laughing too. Then I bet her 2 dollars to ask the dudes on the other table that. She turns to a guy friend of her's and she's like "Are you going to eat your meat? Cause I want it." He's likes, "No I'm going to eat it myself." Then he turned around, not knowing what we just said. We laughed untill he turned to us then he's like "What so funny?" Then I'm like "Oh, you'll never get it. Go back to your meat." XD Best lunch ever! XDDD


I have some characters that i made up that im pretty proud of. I want 2 animate on Youtube, so those r the characters im gunna start off with. I'll list them below:

First, The Kats!!! They lived in a clan in the forest and were bullied constintly untill a scientist captured them and preformed experiments on them, created Kats as he called him. (I even made up a story to go with them but i wont type it cuz it's kinda long. If u wanna know more about the Kats then PM me r something.

Mars, Lin-Z, Lion, DBK, Vampress, Soc, Swift, (The head bully who Mars kills eventually. Once again just PM me r somethin), and Beyond (Mars' nemisis)-

I also have a comic i started called Stg. Bozo. XD this one is the more funny, comidy, just for fun one. Matt is the leader of the Blurains, an alien race that lives on the planet Tirap. In a nutshell, they all lack common sense, except for Brain, who's Matt's deputy. Brain and Matt never get along. Red is Matt's War General. They work with explosives and chiz. Joe is Matt's stuffed owl. Around Matt and Red, he's a stuffed owl. Around Brain, however, he gets alittle twichy, in a bad way. (Pm me if you want to know more... ya know ya wanna...)

I actually made these two this week: Gore and Reap. Reap is short for 'Reaper', which is short for 'Grim Reaper'. Gore is Reap's pet dragon-thing. As you mite have already assumed, they live in the underworld. Pretty much the only thing they get along well with is welcoming souls, but in only the way they can. (PM me 4 this 2! XD)

I have a series idea that's been goin around my head for the last few weeks. Its and original series idea that i made up. Its called The World of Eves.It envolves Magic, death, tragity, Transfiguration, Evil, good, heart-breaks, abuse, TV shows, bullying, suicide... and all that intresting things that make a series intresting. Im still not sure yet, but i think i wanna make it 1st person from Chloe's point of view. Chloe is one of the main characters besides Madiline (Miz), Noah, Richard McKenz, Tom Linel, Adam... Im still working out all the characters. I would HAPPILY explain everything, but it would be to long to put in this little space i have and i dont wanna confuse anyone, so just PM me if you wanna know more. I would HAPPILY explain to you what the future series is gunna be about.

Here's another comic I has started! I call it S-FOT-G (ESS FAHT GEE) (Stick Figures of the Generation). It involves 4 characters: Charlie (The emo and anti-social), Whore-Cutter (Whore for short. Charlie's cat who want wants his master to get a life and a girlfriend), Clarisa (The girl who Whore constantly trys to get Charlie set up with), and John (The insane freak who's EXTREMELY good at finding things). (Wanna PM me? I thought so!)


If you hate stereotypes, copy and paste this to your profile and bold the ones you are.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be dumb
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be attractive.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a mature content tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a brat.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL suffer.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should suffer.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid or stuck up
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be an inappropriate dresser.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking person.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be irresponsible.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be 'sharing time' with them.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Uh..I AM a girl.)
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I’m STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be crazy.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST have seven wives.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid and stuck up.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a wimp.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I HANG OUT with teenage DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be a controlling brat
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a brat.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser (JTHM FTW!)
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...Wow.)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my girlfriend having a baby.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be rude. (I honestly dont know how this makes sense but ok)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian. (Not yet at least)
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm PRO-ABORTION , so I MUST be heartless
I have ASPERGER SYNDROME so I MUST be MENTALLY CHALLENGED
I am FEMINIST, so I MUST be LESBIAN.
I am a SCIENTIST, so I MUST be ATHEIST.
I am CLOSE TO MY FAMILY, so I MUST be going to live with my family when I'm 50.
I am a COUNTRY PERSON, so I MUST have like, 20 kids.


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So many of you might be wondering (or not) about my opinions on Invader Zim. Well, look below ding-dongs!

First: My opinoins about R's:

ZaDr: Fuck NO!!!! Im sorry, but i absolutely HATE IT!!!!!!!!!! Zim and Dib are meant to be ENEMIES!!! NOT MARRIED AND HAVING A HONEYMOON ON IRK!!!!!(Plus it creeps me out) O-o

ZaGr: Fuck YA!!!! LOL I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT!!!! They go Perfectly together and they both hate Dib XD And ZaGr has a special twist. Its NEVER, I repeat, NEVER a proper ZaGr story a without Dib hating it. Cuz, well, would YOU like it if ur sibiling was dating a alien and/or your nemesis? Well, I would think that would be pretty cool, I wouldnt know however cuz im an only child... *Shrugs*

ZaTr: Hmmm... Well, i suppose not cuz they hate each other and kinda knowing Zim, he's never gunna forgive someone from taking his "mission"...

DaTr: Well, I guess it could work in a way... but this is the only way im gunna like Dib for something...ya... I still like ZaGr...

DaGr: No... just...just no... U people disgust me. Seriously?! I dont think even DIB would be that fuckin desperate!

GaMr: In a way ya, I guess.

OCxZim, Dib,(R whoever else): Ya, I love reading about how your OC gets together with whoever! But if its to Chick-flicky, or just down right Romantic, I wont enjoy it. Tom-boy, remember?

ZaSr: XD LOL I WANNA C THAT!!! (lol Zim and Sizz-lor) XD... Oh God... I hope I didn't just start something...

Ok, So im kinda a fan of ZaDf,but not like Besties, just like, friends ya know?

Next: Favorite Characters:

Zim: IM TEAM ZIMMY! O-o Plus im KINDA a fangirl...

Dib: ... GO AND SHAVE YOUR GIANT HEAD OF SMELL WITH YOUR BAD SELF!!! I no like Dib, he annoying. and CREEPY! My friend and I beileve that he's a stalker O-o (No offense to any Dib fans, im just making a statement that me and my friend talked bout the other day. Acutally it want like this: Freind: "I think Dib's a creepy stalker." Me: "Ya me too." Then we talked about how HORRIBLE our lunch was that day.)

Gir: Haha... Ya I love Gir!

Gaz: She's alright!! :D

The Tallest: Thier complete idiots with no sense in leading a empire! But hey, Purple's the Bigger idiot! lol ya I love em!

Proffeser Membrane: LONG LIVE THE PROFFESER!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-toast-OOOOOOOOOOO!

Tak: Yes/No/Mabybe so. She like me when im P'od, but she tried to kill Zim :( Well, not really but i guess you know what i mean.

Meme: Dont know much bout her personallity, so Idk yet.

Favorite episodes!:

Bestest friends... but I think Keefe's a creepy stalker O-o

Backstreet Drivers from beyond the stars... Its has one one my favorite Zim moment and my fav Gir moment... "I MADE MASHED PO-TA-TOES!" Oh ya, AND my favorite Tallest quotes! "Im trying to locate the problem! YOU! SAVE THE DONUTS!!" "HEY! SOMEONE'S MAKIN' DONUTS!!" ... Wow... I must have some werd obbsession with donuts. Idk why i like "SAVE THE DONUTS!". I guess its cuz he's tryin 2 sound responsible and in my opinion, Red's voice sounds more responsible than Purple's lol.

The Halloween episode( I cant remember the name) I KNEW DIB'S BIG HEAD WOULD GET HIM INTO TROUBLE XD

The uncompleted episode: 10 Minutes to DOOM. I absulutly LOVE suspense, so ya.

Another uncompleted one: The Return of Keefe. Ok, i must like Keefe r something O-o

NOW ON TO BILLY AND MANDY!:

Grim: Love his accent and his personallity, so ya XD (He made me want a accent when i was younger lol XD)

Billy: LONG LIVE THIS BIG NOSED, CAP-WEARING, NOSE PICKING IDIOT!!! XD

Mandy: She's alright i guess... but she really creeps me

Erwin: lol Ya he's cool, and freeeessshhhhh! WHATS UP, YO? XD

Scar: Idk if he's really a main character, but he just came to mind soooo... he funny from a certian piont of view

I haven't seen this Epic show in a while so i cant remember all the characters, so as soon as one comes to mind, ill type it up!

NOWS FOR JHONNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC!

Johnny(Nny): Duh, I typed a paragraph bout meh fav characters above! Oh ya, and who goes to heaven AND hell? (Your thinking write now. You discover that I make a point) Excactly.

Devi: Hmmmm.. Im still trying to decide cuz i acutally only descovered her, and her and Nny's relationship. ...Idk why, but just think she's a bitch >.

Squee: *Sniff* Screw his parents. Squee diserves to be loved! He cute _ And poor Shmee, he gets shanked XD And i also just discovered that Nny and Squee r friends _ Though If I was Squee, I would be scared to death that i was friends with a killer... Or does Squee know that? Once agian, I needa do research.

NailBunny, Doughboy, and Mr. Eff: ...They are creepy... NailBunny's meh favo though X3


I just relized that i never described OCs!!! ILL DO IT IN THE SPACE BELOW!!!... IM STALLING!

The Italic text contains all the OC's that are in Love's a Nightmare, so if u dont wanna get a spoiler, then skip down to below the italics to read bout my other OCs.

Zeom: Blue-Purple uniform with Light-blue sleves and Purple blue shoulders. On the uniform are black checks that go across the front. Light-blue scarf with white PAK. The dots on the PAK are Dark-blue. Purple converse with Gray soles. Personallity: Determined, hard-working, defensive at times, but she can still have fun. She sticks up for what she beileves in. And she would defend Zim with her life

SIR Unit: Borz: Gray with a diamond shaped body. Purple band around head. Purple eyes on top of band. Screen in the shape of a pink tie on her body. Black hands and feet. Personality:Sensitive, loyal, but strays off at times. She is dedicated and hard-working, 1 or 2 times, she worked herself so hard she shut down.

Mekk: Blond hair up to her butt, green eyes, sparkly-blue dress, rich and the most popular girl in school. She soon befreinds Zeom shortly after she notices that Zeom's disguise catcthes other guy's attetions. She has a secret crush on Dib. (Man, what a Chick-flick! YEESH!) Personallity: Happy, Go-lucky girl. Stalks Dib sometimes O-o (Im still questioning why she does this.) When She isn't fanticising about her and Dib's wedding (XD), she's hangin' out with Zeom and pretty much laughing at everything. Although she knows when to get serious.

One: Was a lead general in The War of the First Planet (aka earth). Her sons were killed in the war by Deevin, Dib's Great-great-great grandfather. She battled voilently and out of the Irken Battle Code after that. After the war ended in a Treaty, One was banished by Mareen, Zim's Great-great-great uncle, who was the Tallest at the time (Go figure lol). She later died and ended up in whatever Irkens call hell. She stayed there, plotting her revenge on who ever was to be Deevin's and Mareen's current ...person...guy that was alive... Which is (obveusly) Zim and Dib. She saw her chance when Zim started to purposly ignore Zeom (To avoid love and mushy feelings, or in Zim's case, "... A DESIESE FOR THE WEAK!"), Borz was constintly hanging out with Gir, and Mekk and Dib were working on a science project( Mekk was just trying to use this as an advantege ;D). One sent a nightmare to Zeom, causing Zeom to have visions, which included seeing blood EVERYWHERE, and (Becuase Zeom didnt know that One had sent the nightmare) was tring to kill the first person she saw, thinking that it was 'The Evil One', as Zeom called her. Becuase Zeom had practiclly no one, she felt depressed. One used THIS opertunity and revealed herself. She tricked Zeom into hardcore training "...That will make you powerful enough to rule this world, and prove yourself to Zim!" (-One). THAT'S ALL IM TELLIN YA! Also, she has little minions called flyrons, there like pyradactle skeletons, but the structure is alittle bit different. Personallity: Cunning, sarcastic, and blood-thristy. Apperence: Ripped red scarf, a uniform like Zeom's thats ripped on the bottem, black pants that are, well, ripped. Same shoes as Zeom also. Green eyes. Atenneas curled in a square at the top, has these small little bars that go across. Left attena is cut off at the curled part. Intimidating scar on left eye. Has no Pak. Because, Well, she's already dead so what difference does it make?

Lime: A Sir unit; Likes to sing. Gets aggrivated easliy (like me) Not arfaid to speak her mind.

Fang: Another Sir; Is a Vampire/Werewolf thingy. Only drinks animal blood. Is dating Borz, althought he's not featured in my fanfic (Its kinda an inside joke)

Zing: ANOTHER Sir Oc; Is really good at combacks (Thus his name XD) Really random and stupid. Is best friends with Gir.

Nej: Another Irken OC; He was left on the planet Yachen as a smeet. Raised by kitrayu, a Yach. Has a dragon-like pet thing named Taru.

Sam: My Billy and Mandy OC. HE'S A DUDE! *CoughcoughAwesomenessCoughCough* Is best friends with Billy. Sam's just as stupid.

LunarIce: My Warriors OC! Was a Windclan warrior (Before they moved), but ran away and discovered Bloodclan, which was broken up. She rebuilt it, but by the time she did, the other clans had already settled into thier new home. She lead Bloodclan to the lake, killed Firestar, and took over the lake. MWAHAHAHAHAHAH! She has Rabbit teeth that are sharpened as claws.

Mikel: My JTHM OC. (I know I keep changing her story alot) Is enimies with Johnny...She's just a violent, but not homicidal...just put for Nny's dead body.

Did I mention Mekk likes Dib? No? Oh, well she does.


MORE FRIKEN STUFF ABOUT ME!!!!!

Im awesome. Period. No questions asked. ... U DARE QUESTION ME?!??!!!! XP

Im a big fan of Jhonen Vasquez ( I hope i spell his name right O-o) and Richard Horvitz. Once again, no questions asked. XP

I was bored the other day and decided to look up my Zodiac sign. Im now scared because all of the things below are true ( I got all of this from a website)...:

Life Pursuit: To understand life's mysteries

Vibration: High frequency

Aquarian's Secret Desire: To be unique and original

Special note for Aquarians: With the new Millennium heralding the Dawn of the Age of Aquarius, at this time, ready or not, your sign is regarded as the zodiac's leader. You are the trendsetter for the future and because of this high responsibility, many under born your sign will be undergoing at this time, as we approach the Millennium, the pressure of personal change (particularly in your values and what makes you content and happy). Yours has always been a philanthropic sign. Now more than ever these qualities will be highlighted.

Those born under the sign of Aquarius not only march to a different drummer, they make up new music as they go along. They are 'mind oriented' individuals, whose thoughts never stop tick-tocking over. Because of their high focus on intellectual exploration, many inventors, eccentrics and highly original trailblazers are born under this sign. Their intense ability to live on many mental levels, holds both pain and pleasure for Aquarians. For example, in the American Hall of Fame there are more Aquarians than any other sign, yet statistics reveal that in mental institutions there are more Aquarians than any other sign too. Many extremes can surround this sign and these extremes can take them to both heaven and hell.

But in everyday terms, most Aquarians are extremely humanitarian and often involved in social programs that assist others. They can also be objective in judgement, for they never let their emotions get in the way. Outgoing and amiable, Aquarians attract friends wherever they go and those whom Aquarians befriend have their unswerving loyalty.

Aquarians are the zodiac's most mysterious and unusual people - and no two are anything alike. Those born under this sign - ruled by innovative and non-conformist Uranus - march to the beat of their own drum. They see life in a different way. Others quite frequently think their habits and ideas are eccentric or crazy in some way, but it is this uniqueness that makes them so special. The Aquarian mind is extremely quick and they never seem to stop thinking (it is interesting to note that many born under this sign suffer from insomnia.) Aquarians usually have strong political, environmental or social beliefs. But whether it is a relationship, career or cause - Aquarians are happiest when they have "something" to believe in and nurture.

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I want to be a script writer, voice acter, and/or a cartoonist! Im trying to find some drawing and ad-lybing classes where I live so I can try and get started :D I am in Jr. High, and at my school, if you pretty much act yourself, youll get along just fine... cuz randomness is pretty much what evolves around my grade XD

My absolute favorite characters of all time are Zim, Billy and Johnny. Johnny was the last favorite added to the list so far. Billy was actually my favorite character before i even heard of Invader Zim, then I watched IZ and thought Why do Billy and Zim sound alike???. Then I looked at the credits for both shows and went *Facepalm* Cuz lets face it, who looks at the credits anymore? Not me untill that fateful day XP. Johnny's in meh faves cuz ,well, I love evil dudes... Well... is Nny evil?? Hmmmm... well... he's homicidal so... YA KNOW WHAT JUST SCREW IT! After i discovered IZ and its creator, I found out that he wrote comics and soon discovered Johnny the Homicidal Maniac. So, that how Nny crawled into my life.

If I knew Nny, Zim, and Billy in real life, this is what I would do. First, I woould go over to Zim's base and screw up EVERYTHING. Leave then get my JTHM obsessed friend Noah and go to Nny's house and ask to be apprentices XD. After avoiding death, we would go to Endsville and make friends with Billy and bother Grim for everything. lol i SWEAR I would do this XDDD.


Here's some inside-jokes bout me and my friend's favorite characters that you wont get XD i just wanted to post them to keep you guessing XD (Only if your awesome then you know that I own NONE of these characters):

- Zim sings Opera.

- Nny tap-dances.

- Billy loves french Toast. Period.

- Zim plays XBox Live.

- Never, EVER get transported into Gir World.

- Never mention the word funny if front of Devi or she'll remember THAT day. The real reason Nny (hint hint) left her...O-o

- Professer Membrane loves Tinkerbell.

- NEVER EVER NEVER tell Dib that his toaster's on fire.

- Zim loves Beauty and the Beast

- The REAL reason Tak and Dib are dating...

XD XD XD XD


STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lines I will never forget:

"Have you had any lab training?" "I disected a frog once." - Grace and Jake; Avatar

"FINE! I'll see what I can do!" -Computer; Invader Zim (Nubs of Doom)

"AND THE CHOURUS SWELLS!" -Johnny; Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

"Thanks, I havent cleaned out my fridge in weeks." -Johnny; Johnny the Homicidal Maniac

"See? They're just pissing on us without even the curtisy of calling it rain." -Grace; Avatar

"This is a pen, a pen." -Percy; The Lightning Theif

"Uh...I am an alien..." "... Yes I thought so...thanks for letting me know..." -Zim and Dib; Invader Zim (The Return of Keefe)

"Ya, and then Johnny comes in and shouts "I HAVE RETURNED FROM VACATION!" Then he sees Squee and then he's like "...He's seen too much!" -Noah (My freind XD)


Things I should never really do when in the IZ universe:

1) Piss of Mrs. Bitters

2) Convince Dib that he is in fact, Johnny.

3) Tell Zim that Keefe has invited you, Zim, and himself to a sleepover at his house.

4) Team up with Computer and Gir and aggravate the living hell outta Zim.

5) Try to convince Gaz that Zim has a crush on her.

6) Take Dib's camera.

7) Convince Professor Membrane that science is a waste of time.

8) Gather evidence and try to convince Dib that Zim is HUMAN.

9) Go to earth without permission, contact the Tallest, and tell them that you have Zim's full support.

10) Go up to Zim and act all fangirlish and try to kiss him.

11) Introduce ZaDr to Zim and Dib.

12) Introduce ZaGr to Gaz and Zim.

13) Go into Dib's room, contact the Swollen Eyeballs, pose as Dib, and talk non since.

14) Write a ZaGr and show Zim.

15) Lock Zim and Tak in a room together and give Tak explosives.

16) Give Keefe a party invitation and invite Gir.

17) Go into Zim's base and screw up EVERYTHING.

18) Sing the 'Do ya like waffles?' song infront of Zim and try to get Gir to sing along.

19) Convince Zim he has a girlfriend.

20) Do everything on this list anyway.

COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE IF YOU WOULD DO ONE OR MORE OF THESE THINGS, PUT YOUR NAME, AND SAY WHICH NUMBER(S):CommanderSlayer, #1-20,


You know you watch too much Invader Zim when:

1. You have a sudden craving to squeeze a rubber piggy.

2. You don't listen to politicans speeches anymore... you vote for the tallest one.

3. Martians existed. And you know exactly what happened to them.

4. You pass out meat on Valentine's day instead of candy.

5. You talk in third person.

6. You block up your chimeny on Christmas beacuse you fear Santa's 'jolly boots of doom'.

7. The most terrifing image you can come up with is a moose eating walnuts.

8. You check your soap for bacon... just in case. (I have my next prank plan!! XD)

9. When you get a zit, you name it Pustulio and insist that he has hyptnotic powers.(LISTEN TO PUSTULIO HE IS YOUR MASTER)

10. When a dog follows you, you're frightened that you're turning into bolonga.

11. Chihuahuas are frightening creatures...

12. Tuna is worth NOTHING anymore.

13. Waffles are the best food in the world. Period.

14. Being 'normal' is important beyond all else.

15. You've begun to wonder if your teacher can survive in the sun or not.

16. You've suspected that the nearby hot dog stand is controlled by aliens.

17. You wear a trench coat everywhere.

18. You don't eat proper meals anymore; only snacks.

19. You've tried to convert your basement into a secret base.

20. When someone calls you stupid, you respond with 'I'm not stupid. I'm ADVANCED'! (I acutally do this often XD)

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If you know and/or LOVE Hoops and Yoyo, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you descovered Invader Zim after a Gir obbsession, copy and paste this to your profile.

copy and paste this to your profile if you say "I DIDNT DO IT" whenever someone calls your name

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If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all: I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile and put your name on the list!asomepets, vocagirl, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, InvaderZeom

If you want Invader Zim to come back, copy and paste this into your profile and sign your name: RulerofFire, MyWhiteLady, Invader Nyx, Serentochan, Zim'sMostLoyalServant, Sara Zoe Tigris, Guy Person, Invader Catara,INVADER GRIM, bak602, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, InvaderZeom

Pirates are cool. The color blue reminds me of chocolate and Edward Cullen. if two gooses are geese, would two mooses be meese? and if two foots are feet, wouldn't it be two feetball? walrus! AHAHAHAHA!! LUKE I AM YOUR FATHA!! i hate lacrosse. don't ask why. i want some toast. DO THE BARTMAN! SHOOBUS MY WOOBUS and SHOOP DA WOOP, baby! SUPER KITTY, AWAY!! BLUE GREEN AHHH! KITTY CATS WILL RULE THE WORLD!! I ATE A BABY POSSUM ON A STIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!!! WONDER FUN MEAT WORLD WE MAKE THE BEEF JUST RITE!!!! CHEDDAR CHEESE PIE ATE MY BROTHER!! HE ATED HIM AND RAN OFF WITH MY SHOE AND A 20 DOLLAR BILL!!! I WAS GOING TO BUY ANOTHER SHOE WITH THAT 20 DOLLARS!! PRAISE THE WHALES FOR THEY GIVE US PIE!!!1!!One!!!

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After I bought a Michael Jackson CD...Michael died. After I bought a Slipknt CD...Paul Gray died. Then I bought an iphone...and Steve Jobs died. Soo...tomorrow...I'm going to buy the whole Twilight saga.

CoPy AnD pAsTe ThIs To YoU aRe PrOfIlE iF yOuR aWeSoMe!i!


Things to do on an Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.


Hush, little sister Please don't cry I wish I could be there To sing you a lullaby

I can see your arms Bloodied and bruised That's strange, little sister Mine were like that too

I know you scream When Daddy's there Hush, little sister I know you're scared

I can see the way He's hurting you I'm sorry, little sister He did that to me too

I know that people Ignore what's going on at home That makes me angry, little sister You shouldn't have to be alone

Hey, little sister You wanna know why I'm not there? It's a sad story, little sister But people should care

You see, little sister One day Daddy got high You were asleep in your crib So you didn't hear my cry

He screamed at me And smashed my head against the door While you slept, little sister I died on the floor

You know, little sister I don't think that I would have died If someone had only bothered To listen to my cries

But hush, little sister Daddy's coming home Quick, get into bed You don't want him to find you alone

I'm sorry little sister He's in a bad mood Run while you can

Uh oh little sister He's lifting his belt Scream while you can, little sister Call for help

Hush little sister You don't need to cry No one can hurt you You're in my arms tonight.

If you hate child abuse then repost this. If you don't then I guess you have no heart.


To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6.In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity...

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If you have a million and one notebooks, and still need more for your imagination or creativity, copy this into your profile

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Jhonen Vasquez for president! Copy and paste if you'd vote for him! (He'd do a WAY better job than Obama.)

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile!

copy and past this to your profile if this has ever happened to you: Your in the car, looking out the window and you stop at a stop light and the guy in the car next to you looks back at you.

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmuisc, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minamoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy the Mary-Sue Slayer, Harry’s Girl 01031992, WanderingTeen, Erik’s Muse, comix-freak, the epitome of randomness, Yessie55, Zim’sMostLoyalServant, XxFuTuRe-EaRtH-RuLeRxX, Lord Dread Raven, Invader Kat 27, TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222, InvaderZeom

If Fanfiction is your way of escaping reality and the rest of the boring people in the world and truly "unleashing your imagination" then paste this in your profile and add your name: Emerald Princess 14, StardustFromThePlanetGallifrey, NarnianLady, KingdomHeartsNerd, TohruROX2221, Slytherin Queen 1.03, Invader Gilly, Invader Zonia, Invader Misty, RoboticMasterMind, InvaderZeom,

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you think Invader Zim should kick Sponge Bob's yellow square ass post this in your profile

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If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy and paste this into your profile

If you're still waiting for your Hogwarts letter, copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do drugs, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you prefer bagels. =D

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If you've ever wanted to say "fuck you" to any sort of authority, copy and paste this to your profile.

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If you believe you have an EVIL side of you, and not just funny haha evil, dark sinister evil, copy and paste this to your profial. MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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If you think the people at Nickelodeon are morons for canceling Invader Zim in the first place, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a Wizard101 account, copy and paste this to your profile.

Edward is NOT a vampire. He lives in the woods, doesn't drink human blood, and he sparkles in the sunlight. He is obviously A FAIRY. Copy and paste this to your profile if you agree!

I don't need anger management, I just need people to stop pissing me off.

If people think your insane, and you ARE, copy and paste this to your profile.


When life gives me lemons, I make lemanade. When life gives me skittles however, I chuck them at Dib, Edward, Justin Bieber, and Douche-bags while yelling "TASTE THE FRIKEN RAINBOW!!!!!"

I smile most of the time because im to lazy to know whats going on.

LEEEERRRRRRROOOOOOYYYY JEEEENNNNKKKKIIINNNNNSSSS! This is my Wizard phrase.

Youtube is my homepage. Smosh.com is my Myspace. Fanfiction.net is my Facebook. The internet is my life. IM A FIREIN MEH LAZARS!!!

Dont tell Nope, I can't go to hell. Satan still has that restraining order against me.

Dont tell me the sky's the limit if there's footprints on the moon.

If the music's too loud, then your too old.

If something doesn't go right, check the left.

A true idiot will not even comprehend this sentence.

If you were kidnapped, i'm sure they would bring you back.

A friend would bail you outta jail. A best friend would be in the cell with you screaming "LET'S DO IT AGAIN!!! W000T!!!"

No artist is horrible. Every one simply has their own drawing style.

Dib is moaning on the ground beat up with a spork at his side. My friend Noah has been here.

Zim and Dib are pleading on their knees begging for mercy. My work here is done.

If their is organization, chaos, and a wizard's wand, you might need to call me and return my wand.

A stupid pikachu would electrocute his own master. A smart pikachu would travel with him anyway.


there were 3girls

They were looking through peoples MySpaces.

The girl slowly came upon this one myspace.

It had creatures in the background and the man looked like a psycho.

She started laughing with her friend commenting on how ugly he was.

Right then, an instant message came up.

It said:

SatanStalker: So how do u like my MySpace??

XxLoVemExX: What??

XxLoVemExX: Who is this anyway??

SatanStalker: Well, you should know; youre looking at my MySpace right now.

XxLoVemExX: How do you know that im looking at ur pro??

SatanStalker:I know when people look at my MySpace.

XxLoVemExX: What? That doesnt make any sense, how?

SatanStalker: I just do.

Satanstalker: Especially to pretty girls like you.

Satanstalker: With very nice legs I might say.

At the time the girl was wearing high shorts.

She started to pull them down a little bit to cover what ever she could. Her and her friend started to get worried now.

XxLoVemExX: Ok whatever man youre starting to scare the living sht out of me.

SatanStalker: You should be afraid.

SatanStalker: You wouldnt want an ugly guy like me touching your legs huh? I mean thats what you just said about me with your friend like a minute ago.

They were in shock.

Her friend: Holy crap man just block him hes a fcking psycho!

The girl: Ok holy crap, you think hes watching us?

SatanStalker: I am.

SatanStalker: Well it wouldnt really matter if you blocked me anyway; it wouldnt stop me from coming to your house.

XxLoVemExX: What? My house?

SatanStalker: Yeah, youre alone so its not a problem.

XxLoVemExX: Ok I think Im going to leave now because youre freaking me out.

SatanStalker: Your screen name says love me, trust me that wont be a problem.

SatanStalker has just signed off.

The girl and her friend were really scared. Girls

friend: Whatever lets just go upstairs trust me I doubt hes really coming. Its just a joke from someone.

They went upstairs and were having a pillow fight.

All of a sudden the girls friend said she had to go to the bathroom. The girl said ok.

Ten minutes later the girl noticed that her friend was still in the bathroom and was wondering what was up.

She goes and knocks but no one said anything

she opens it and finds her friend there on the ground dead. She started to scream but when she turned around he was there. News the next morning said that there was one girl dead in the bathroom;

her neck sliced with blood all over the ground. with her head nailed to the wall. Just her head.

If you do not repost this in the next two minutes here will be three men, one in your bathroom,

one in your room, and one killing your parents at that very moment.

Tonight at 1:30am. Well what are you waiting for?

Repost or you are going to die!


You say Martians. We say Irkens.

You say Bill Nye. We say Professor Membrane.

You say backpack. We say PAK.

You say uprising. We say RESISTY!

You say stupid. We say 'advanced'.

You say idiot. We say pathetic, filthy human pig-smelly!

You say ugly. We say big head.

You say 'The Song that Never Ends'. We say "The Doom Song".

You say robot. We say GIR.

You say "That's not true!" We say "LIIIIIIEEEES!!!"

You say aliens. We say "ZIM IS AN ALIEN! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO TRY AND PROVE IT THIS MUCH?!? JUST LOOK AT HIM!"

You say "I'm popular". We say "I'M NORMAL!!!!!"

You say we're weird. We say we're Invader Zim fans.

If you luv Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile!


List twelve of your favorite characters in no particular order from your fandom.

1. ZIM!!

2. Billy

3. Johnny (Nny)

4. Mars (A character that belongs to me)

5. Soc (Another character that belongs to me)

6. Sam (My GAoBaM OC)

7. Invader Leo (My Freind Noah's IZ OC)

8. One (A IZ OC thats mine)

9. Blez (TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222's OC)

10. Lime (An IZ OC that balongs to me)

11.NailBunny

12. Zeom (My IZ OC)

Have you ever read a 6/11 fic? Do you want to?

That would be weird. And i Dont think Nny would let Sam in his house in the first place.

Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Um... Mars is a CHICK. And a cat... and a friken homicidal... so no...

What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

EWWWW!!! ONE AND ZEOM?!?! WHAT THE FAWK?! THEY'RE BOTH CHICKS! AND ONE'S FRIKEN DEAD! A GHOST!!!

Can you recall any fics about 9?

Uh, ya. Meghan is holding a writing contest bout her and i entered it.

Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

OH HELL NO! SAM AND BILLY ARE BOTH DUDES!!!

5/9 or 5/10, why?

Hmmm... Well... Soc's a dude.. and he's friken horny (Practiclly), so... Blez and Lime r both chicks, but i dont think neither of them would wanna have sex with a cat >.

What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Im pretty sure Leo would say WHAT THE FUCK and run out... Zeom and Billy... Fuck, im scarred.

Make up a summary of a 3/10 fic.

Hmm... IZ and JTHM crossover... Lime and Nny? A robot? He would have had better luck with Devi. Lime's naggy.

Make up a summary of a 7/12 hurt comfort fic.

Well, the good news is they're both Irkens. Noah and me are best friends in real life. So that would make sense. But everyone else says were dating. We're only 12 so WHAT THE FUCK! lol this didnt answer the question at all.

Have any of your friends read 3 yet?

Noah's obbsessed with JTHM. What do YOU think?

Does any of your friends write draw 11?

Prolly not, but im tryin to learn how to draw him. He's harder than he looks.

Would your friend write 2/4/5?

Idk. But It would make partial sense cuz Mars and Soc both date. But idk how Billy would fit in there...

If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic what would the warning be?

WARNING: ROMANCE MORE THAN LIKELY INTERUPTED BY SAM, A BLUBBLERING IDIOT!

What would 6 scream at a moment of passion?

PRAISE THE WHALES! FOR THEY GIVE US PIE!

When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Well, Soc's a character I made up, so none.

What would be a good pick up line for 10 to use on 2?

... IDK! WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE?! THE MASTER OF PICKUP LINES?! AND APPERENTLY IN THIS WORLD, ITS OK FOR KIDS AND ROBOTS TO DATE!?

How might 11 describe a relationship between 2 and 8?

Uh...Ghost and a child??? "Wierd and Creepy..."

How emo is 7?

Not very... He's more wierd than emo...

1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 9 runs off with 7. 1, brokenhearted, runs off for a hot one night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 6 then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 2.

Here's what apperently happenned: Zim and Leo. Blez runs off for Leo (That would be cute X3), Zim runs off for Nailbunny...Johnny must be like WHAT THE HELL...Zim has an affiar with Soc...Uh... Mars gives Zim advice...(odd, considering the fact that her and Soc are a couple)... Zim and Billy... O_O WHAT.THE.FUCK.

Wierd...Eh...


Pick 10 characters and answer the questions below. You can pick any characters you like, both boys and girls!!

1. Harry Potter

2. Vampress (A character of mine)

3. Gaz

4. Adam (A character of mine)

5. Buzz Light Year (XD)

6. Mekk (An OC of mine)

7. Edward the sparkly vampire

8. Jayfeather

9. Spongebob

10. Matt (A character of mine)

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

Me: "OMG ITS HARRY POTTER!"

Number 2 asked you to go out with him?
Vampress is a girl..and a cat...

Number 3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

O-o How do you know where I live?!

4 announced he's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

Adam and Ashfur? Ashfur would have better luck with Squirrelflight XD

5 cooked you dinner?
Me: OMFG

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?
Me: *Snickers* *Goes get Dib* XD

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Me: Holy shit im a sparkly vampire

8 got into the hospital somehow?

...Idk..only if you're a warriors fan then you would idk to.

9 made fun of your friends?

Beat his yellow ass.

10 ignored you all the time?

Me: Well, she shouldnt. I CREATED HER!!!

Matt: *Rolls eyes* Whatever...OMFG EXPLODING RHINOS IS ON! *Runs to watch it*

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

Harry: AVADA KADAVRA!

Me: Harry I love you. *Hugs him*

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?


Vampress: ITS A SIGN! A SIGN! THERE COMING TO TAKE ME AWAY!!! *Runs off*

Me: *Facepalm*

It's your birthday. What does number 3 give you?

Me: YAYZ! *Opens and sees a new Pokemon game*

Gaz: Ya, now go and transfer your pokemon so I can beat you.

Me: *Puts on sunglasses dramatically* Challenge accepted.

You're stuck in a house that's on fire. What does 4 do?

Try to rescue me.

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarassed. What will 5 do?

Buzz Lightyear: ...

Me: BUZZ I KNOW YOU CAN TALK!

Buzz Lightyear: ...

Me: Ah fuck you *Kicks him out the window*

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

Me: O_O IM MARRYING MATT?! SHE'S AN ALIEN!

Mekk: ...WHERE AM I?!

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

lol I honestly dont know about alot about Edward XD

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?


*Hippy music* Jayfeather: We shall take a wonderful journey...

Me: Wonderful journey...

Jayfeather: Touch the stick and we shall contact Rock...

Me: Contact Rock...

Jayfeather: STOP REPEATING WHAT I SAY AND TOUCH THE FREAKIN STICK!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

Spongebob: Do your best!

Zoe: Fuck you. ZIM GET YOUR GREEN ASS DOWN HERE AND DONT FORGET THE GLUE!

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

She'll laugh for no reason until Brain comes in and acts all douche-y

Number 1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?


Cuz he's MAGICAL XD

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

I would say: OMFG VAMPRESS ITS NOT NORMAL FOR SPONGEBOB TO HAVE A FANGIRL! DX

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

Me: O_O Im not dating Gaz... but they wouldnt get along anyway lolz XD

Number 4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

IT MEANS THAT ADAM'S DREAMING! Damn Adam! What have you been drinking?!

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

More than likely Mekk is pretending its Dib XD

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

I change her personality...that..and Mekk is..not..like that...did I mention she likes Dib?

You had a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?


Please dont kill me please dont kill me please dont kill me Jacob is better please dont kill me

Number 8 thinks she'll never get a boyfriend. What will you tell her?

Jayfeather's a dude...and he's a medicine cat! He cant have a mate! Even though I like him and Half Moon :3

9 asks you if you want to have sex. Your reaction?

No fuck you...show cancelling bitch *Kick him in the face and starts having a dance party with Squidward (Hey, I love parties XD)*


(I love these things XD)

1. Noah (Lets see what random crap he gets into XD)

2. Red

3. Zoe (Myself XD)

4. Squidward

5. Rigby

6. Mardiecia (idk how 2 spell his name XD)

7. Gore (Character of mine)

8. Ash Ketchum (Yes, pokemon XD)

9. Lindsey (My other bestest friend XD)

10. MuscleMan (Regular show FTW!)

1) Who would make a better college professor: 6 or 10?

Mardiecia XD I would love MuscleMan as a teacher though XD

2) 2 sends 8 on a mission. What is it, and does it succeed?

The mission: GET MORE SNACKS! No success, pikachu got hungry XD

3) For some reason, 5 is looking for a room-mate. Should they share a studio apartment with 9, or 10?

Prolly Muscleman XD He'll have MUCH more memories they both will never forget XD

4) What would you do if 1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

I would probably be like "NOAH HOW THE HELL DO YOU KNOW MY EXACT LOCATION?!"

5) 6 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

...Another Pops moment XD

6) 4 announced he/she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

O_O

7) 2 is lying next to you on the beach, sleeping, how did he\she get there?

HOPEFULLY crash landed on earth...

8) 7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

Uhh...I would be like "Ya...no. No crack head is in my family!" (Ok, he doesn't do drugs, but he acts like it XD)

9) 3 got into the hospital somehow?

Hmm...*Looks at an extremely long list of things the police told me NOT to do*

10) You're on a vacation with 2 and managed to break your leg. What does 2 do?

Nothing. Nothing like the douche he is XD

11) It's your birthday. What will 4 give you?


A hammer...idk why XD I couldnt think of anything

12) You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

Say "Nobody's looking...Go on...do it!"

13) You're about to marry number 2. What's 1's reaction?

Noah would be like "HOLY SHIT DID I JUST MISS SOMETHING HERE?!"

14) 6 appears to be a player, breaking many hearts. What do you do?

Slap him in the face. XD

15) You had a haircut and 3 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

I should probably put the mirror down now...

16) 8 thinks he’ll/she'll never get a girl/boyfriend. What will you tell him/her?

I'd say "YOU'VE TRAVELED THROUGH SO MANY REGIONS WITH SO MANY GIRLS! AND YOU CANT JUST PICK ONE?!"

17) You spot 10 kissing 1. How do you react?

O_O; I would witness it for one second, gag, back away slowly, then gag again.

18) You notice that 3 and 4 have been inside that hotel room for MORE then a few hours. What are you thinking?

We would be beating SB's ass XD

19) 4 is bored and pokes 10. What happens after that?

MM would probably say something like "Hey, watch it bro."

20) If you had to select three of the people above to be a part of your own epic team of Epicness, who would they be and why?

Noah, Muscleman, and... Gore cuz Noah would kill me if I didnt bring him, MM is just plain epic XD, and Gore is a dragon thingy. He breaths black fire :3

21) You see 1 and 5 sitting under a tree together, what are they doing?

Rock paper scissors XD

22) 4 seems depressed. Why and how do you cheer them up?

Not really care XD

23) What would happen if 8 and 10 got together to prank 3?

I would kick their ass :3

24) You see 2 passed out on a couch. Your reaction?

To much damn snacks.

25) 9 comes to you crying their eyes out. Why and how do you help?

She's my FRIEND, of course I would help her! She would tell me what happened then I would go kick their asses :3 There is alot of ass kicking in this one XD

26) It's kareoke night with you, 2, 7 and 10. What songs are sung by everyone?

Me- Haunting, Evanescence

Red- Good question XD

Gore- Prescription, Mindless Self Indulgence

Muscleman- I really don't know XD

27) You see a ghost, who do you go to for help?

Gore, I would tell him to "GET THE SOUL BACK TO THE FREAKIN UNDERWORLD!"

28) If you had to go A: Bungee Jumping, B: Scuba Diving and C: Sky Diving, who would you take with for each activity. (And no chickening out)

Bungee Jumping- Red, cuz I just want to hear him scream XD

Scuba Diving- Ash, we could swim on pokemon XD

Sky diving- Gore, so I dont fall XD

29) You accidently walk in on 3 and 5 furiously making out. What is you reaction, if any

I AM making on with Rigby...

30) You're all alone, in a complete sea of depression. Who'd come along take you by the hand, and show you again that life's worth living?

Lindsey, cuz she can do that kins of thing C8

31) 3 challenges 10 to a duel. What happens?

I would beat his punk ass.

32) What might 6 shout while charging into battle?

"I ALWAYS HATED THAT JOB!!!" Cuz he knows he's gunna die XD

33) If you had to walk home through a bad neighbourhood late at night, would you feel safer in the company of 7 or 8?

Ash, He has POKEMON! XD

34) 1 and 9 reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by 6's secret organization. 7 volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for 6. Meanwhile, 6 has kidnapped 4 in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of 5, they seek out 2, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. Any comments? And if this were a fanfic, what title would you give it

Noah and Lindsey reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Mardiecia's secret organization. Gore volunteers to help them, but is later discovered to be a spy for Mardiecia. Meanwhile, Mardiecia has kidnapped Squidward in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Rigby, they seek out Red, who gives them what they need to complete their quest.

Comments: Holy shit.

Title: Jaybirds, squids, and aliens, OH MY!

35) What would 2 most likely be arrested for?

Idk.

36) 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?

Me and Ash would die from not breathing XD

37) 9 tries to get 5 to go to a strip club. What happens?

Rigby instantly accepts the offer XD Idk why Lindsey would encourage Rigby to anyhow XD

38) You need to stay at a friends house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6?

Noah...cuz I dont really dont know what to expect from the other guy XD

39) 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in... Their reaction?


Muscleman would be like "WOOO! PUMP UP THE PARTY BRAAH!" Then realize who it is then be like "WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!"

40) 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?

I fall for who now? O_o

41) 4 jumps you in a dark alleyway. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 7, or 2?

Muscleman, cuz he's awesome XD

42) 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what is happening?

Noah would be holding up a plate of god knows what XD

43) 5 is in a car crash and is critically injured. What do you do?

"NOOOOOO!! RIGBY! THE SHOW NEEDS YOU! NEEDS YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!" Then call 911 XD

44) 3 has to marry either 8, 4 or 9. Who do they choose?

O_O Ehh...Ash I guess...

45) 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2's release. What is it?

Mardicia's soul...sadly...

46) Everyone gangs up on 5. Does 5 have a chance in hell?

No. XD

47) Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Gore is a dragon, why do YOU think?

48) 5 and 9 get roaring drunk and end up at your house. What happens?

...Why would Lindsey get drunk in the first place? O_o

49) Everyone gets together and start protesting something outside your house. What are they protesting? What do you do?

Their protesting for their release from hell. Me-" OH HELL NO!"

50) 10 is going to make a movie. The plot is that 4 was abused as a child by 3 and then went into college to find that the love of his\her life (2) is there. But when he\she reveals the truth of his\her grusome past, 2 is shocked and doesn't talk to him\her. Depressed, he\she drops out of college and works in a McDonald's stand run by 8. There, he\she meets his\her new best friend, 9, and an a new enemy, 1. After being fired because of a Happy Meal accident plotted by 1, 4 sets out to find a new life. He\She goes to a physicatrist to find that 2 is the head physicatrist and 2 once again declines 4's love. Heartbroken, 4 goes to find his\her best friend, 9, but learns that 9 is deathly sick. At 9's bedside, 4 realized that she/he loved 9 all along and 9 says that he/she was in love with 4 too. Then, 9 dies a couple of hours later and 1 finally sees the good in 4, becoming best friends with 4. 8 realizes that 4 shouldn't have been fired at all and 4 goes back to work at McDonald's. What would this movie be called? Any comments?

Muscleman is going to make a movie. The plot is Squidward was abused as a child by Zoe and then went into college to find that the love of his life (Red) is there. But when he reveals the truth of his grusome past, Red is shocked and doesn't talk to him. Depressed, he drops out of college and works in a McDonald's stand run by Ash. There, he meets his new best friend, Lindsey, and an a new enemy, Noah. After being fired because of a Happy Meal accident plotted by Noah, Squidward sets out to find a new life. He goes to a physicatrist to find that Red is the head physicatrist and Red once again declines Squidward's love. Heartbroken, Squidward goes to find his best friend, Lindsey, but learns that Lindsey is deathly sick. At Lindsey's bedside, Squidward realized that he loved Lindsey all along and Lindsey says that she was in love with Squidward too. Then, Lindsey dies a couple of hours later and Noah finally sees the good in Squidward, becoming best friends with Squidward. Ash realizes that Squidward shouldn't have been fired at all and Squidward goes back to work at McDonald's.

Comments: Um...God help us all.

Title: Why did Muscleman wanna make a movie in the first place?


"Try Not To Cry"

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry I to cancel the date. I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

In Memory of The Columbine & Virginia Tech
Students Who Were Lost

Please if you would,
Don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry,

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Good-bye".

Now you have 2 choices,

1) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as
"Try Not To Cry"
2) Don't send it, and you have just proven how
cold-hearted you really are...


This is my life story...

-Get up early

- Act all grumpy and stuff considering the fact that you just woke up without warning

-Stop moping around and eventually get ready for school

-Get to school

-Walk to class cuz the bell prolly rang already

-Go to 1st period and be all like "Hey teacher... can we all take naps instead of learn????"

- Around 3rd period be all like "Hey! I'm all happy and shit now! WOOT!"

-Until extended day (Basiclly meaning staying after school cuz ur parents cant get u round 3:30), draw and write and stuff.

- At extended day, talk to everyone and laugh along till you leave.

-Parants get u and again ur like "Ugh... I'm tired..."

-Get home, not wanting to study r anything, but eventually get off ur lazy butt and do it anyway.

-At bedtime, be like "But i dont wanna go to bed!"

Copy and patse this to ur profile if this pretty much describes ur school week.


YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound peice of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."

You live off of sugar and caffine

People think you're insane.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week one week, and then dissappear off the face of the earth the next.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense. (ZIM STYLE!)

You start thinking about making lists like this and start laughing for no "apparent" reason

Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.

And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)


CommanderYyderse is not responsible for any pissed off people that hate my opinion. If you can not accept that I do not agree with you, then you can go a fuck yourself. Have a nice day :)

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Invader Zim Game Show by AnonymousBiscuits reviews
IMPORTANT NOTICE! Invader Zim Game Show, a place to torture characters, make them do whatever you want, or a place to just find out what they've been doing there lives! Yes, I'm not lying. Curious? Stop reading the summary and start reading the story
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,864 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/16/2013 - Published: 11/19/2011
Pranks and Other Awesomeness by RadioactivePenguins16.5 reviews
Re- Try of the last one! Kingdom Hearts, Invader Zim, Maximum Ride, and InuYasha fans will enjoy. Rated T just in case...
Crossover - Invader Zim & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,907 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Zim, Axel
On the Road to Nowhere by London Bai reviews
Zim has been released from his 'duty'. Now he must live with those he swore to kill. There is also a price on his head, but who sent the killer and who is he? The Irken must learn to gain the trust of two humans in order to find out before Zim is killed.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,851 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 7/16/2011 - [Zim, Gaz]
Statue by Lilly Winters reviews
Though the humans were simply copies of one another, founded upon a world of deceit and betrayal, he would find a way through so that he remained true to the only one he had left. Himself.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Zim - Complete
Zim For President by TrustMeIAmScience reviews
After a video of Zim ranting furiously gets leaked onto the internet, people begin to realise that he would probably make a pretty damn good political leader. Rated T for swears.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,020 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Zim, Dib
Poems by GIR by girfukker6669 reviews
Hia der! Itz mi, GIR! Imma guna rite summ pomes fo joo al! Aent datt guma bee FUUN!1! GIR writes some poems for you. He was just too lazy/untalented to make his own account. Updates twice a month.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 4 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/31/2012 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Gir
The Rules of Affection by DellaQueenBee reviews
Warning: romanticness, violence,and swearing. Zim and Dib both like a girl named Lei who is secretly Irken. The Tallests send a bounty hunter after Lei and Tak is married to that certain bounty hunter and has a smeet like herself. What will happen? R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,103 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/9/2012 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Zim, Dib - Complete
The Seven Gates of Hell by Tib Dunncan reviews
Dib only wanted to prove himself to his fellow agents, and figured there would be no better opportunity than when Agent SkunkApe handed him the Network's main case: an investigation into a house that is thought to be one of the seven entrances to Hell.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 11/16/2011 - Dib - Complete
More than What Meets the Eye by pikurosonai00 reviews
After the Skool gives out vaccinations, poor Zim ends up ill. But at home, he notices a sudden change in Gir's behavior, making Zim realize that maybe Gir can be serious, when the robot feels he has to be, no matter what happens.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,003 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Coals Version of Revenge:Dares Of DOOM! by Dark Phantoms reviews
anyway this is just a side thing Coal gets bored waiting for me Invader Shadow and my sir Golden to be done with the next chapter of her story so she creates a dare show, Requests get welcomed! Just rated T For no reason
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,125 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Spleenk, Zim
Irken Earth Adventures by Coraline15 reviews
After crash landing on Earth, Zim, Skoodge, and Gir get separated. Now injured and alone, Zim finds he's in the care of a young fourteen-year-old girl. When a secret organization takes Zim captive, it's up to Kira and her friends to save him. R&R Please (Discontinued...)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/4/2012 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Zim - Complete
The Sickness by Coraline15 reviews
When Zim doesn't feel well, Dib immediately begins to think that it is a trick to let his guard down. But he soon realizes that his rival has in fact become extremely ill and may be running out of time. Can Dib find the cure? PLEASE R&R! THANKS! ZADF!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 26,512 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
IZ truth or dare: My Version by Invader Griz Jau and Rel reviews
I really like these and decided to write one with my friend.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,843 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011
The CrazyTastic Invader Zim Truth Or Dare by Sakura-The-Kitsune reviews
Brought back to life, This. Is. THE CRAZY-TASTIC INVADER ZIM TRUTH OR DARE!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,332 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/4/2011
Invader Zim Song Parodification! by LoneTaku reviews
Invader Zim themed song parodies. They are about fandom patriotism, characters' feeling(s), almost anything. Feel free to request a parody of a certain song (or more!) with the title and artist! Restrictions are no longer applicable on requests!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,065 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 7/7/2011
Zoe The Irken Invader by Invader Zoe reviews
I AM HORRIBLE AT SUMMERIES ANYHOW RNR. Zoe an irken invader and her 'smart' SIR-Unit, Sally, get stranded in Planet EARTH.First story I ever wrote
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,611 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011
Loneliness by Invader Phoenix reviews
Lonley. That horrible feeling that makes you feel like nothing. What he needed was a friend. He just didn't know it. ZADF oneshot. Birthday present for lostlives12.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Published: 9/24/2011 - Zim, Dib - Complete
File Name: Vengeance by That One Random Kid reviews
As Zim got close to the door, it shut. He had just installed that upgrade that the Tallest had sent him. Was his new computer acting up already? "What is the meaning of this?" he said. Just as he finished those words, the world shook violenty. NOT ROMANCE
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Invader Zim Dare Show by Cyrille Kiwi Lynn reviews
Kiwi and Amber from Another Warriors Dare Show get together to make an Invader Zim dare show. With two emos, one goth, one annoyed alien, one insane robot, and one overly-used mallet.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 12/21/2010
IZ: What Will Be, Will Be by Cryssy-miu reviews
There are defectives, there are enemies - many who find out how alike their lives really are. There are adventures, ones that change personalities, and there are bonds. There are secrets - many that change our lives. Most of all, our will to remain strong
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 45,718 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/21/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010
The Crossover of Ultimate DOOM by Scrabble Ship reviews
JTHM & IZ. Rated M because Lou has a dirty mouth and a violent disposition.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/30/2006 - Dib, Tak
Young Dib Membrane Took An Axe... by SilverRogue reviews
This story is mainly meant for those who read JTHM AND watch IZ. In it, Dib finally snaps. Rated for violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/11/2002 - Published: 4/11/2002
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How years change you reviews
All Gaz was doing was finding her brother. Well, she found him, along with a deadly surprise as well... And apparently, Gaz...or no one else will ever understand. Rated T cuz of slight gore I guess. Idk
Crossover - Invader Zim & Johnny the Homicidal Maniac - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/10/2012 - Dib, Johnny C. - Complete
THE INVADER ADVENTURES OF IZ AND GAOBAM DARESHOW! reviews
As name implies. It's a dareshow. INVADER ZIM AND GRIM ADVENTURES OF BILLY AND MANDY! PM ME DARES AND STUFF! READ AND I SWEAR I WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH AND IF I DON'T THEN I'LL GIVE YOU YOUR TICKET BACK! XD Rated T for cursing and such! TACOS AND MILK!
Crossover - Invader Zim & Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,236 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Zim, Billy
A Robot's Woe reviews
Gir's finally broke Zim's last straw. The little Sir is thinking about things he shouldn't. But through all this, they fail to notice a Dib Membrane, who's going to do something he never thought he would ever do. Rated T for swearing and future violence.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,768 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Dib, Gir
Two Kidz, One Universe reviews
When Zoe AKA me! makes a toaster-device that can transfer you to any universe, her and Noah use this to their advantage and go into the IZ world! Disguises, destruction, and mayhem are sure to follow! Rated T for language and more than likely violence!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Zim, Spleenk
Love's a Nightmare reviews
When Zeom, Zim's only friend, is sent to Earth for conquer, Zim isn't his self anymore, Dib is favored, and Evil lurks in someone's nighmare... and stays there, waiting for a chance to strike. Rated T for future cursing and such.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,288 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Zim
A Beautiful Lie reviews
"So that's it, huh?" Confusion engulfed me. Not the kind of question I was expecting. "What do you mean, Dib-Beast?" "I mean, that's it? Just because some tall alien tells you you're banished, you're going to commit suicide!" He spoke to much.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
ENTRY FOR TheAwesomenessThatIsMe1222's CONTEST! reviews
Read for randomness and contest entry! Rated T for some cursing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Zim - Complete