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Joined 07-27-11, id: 3109739, Profile Updated: 10-14-14
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello! I see you've somehow managed to stumble across my profile page. Please note, my username was formerly Balthezira.

You might as well skip to the good parts at the end. I know that's what you really want and I tend to get a little long-winded. :D

A Little About Me:
(More than you'd ever care to know, I'm sure...)

I've been lurking around this site for many years now. It has always been my trusty "go-to" place for good, steamy fanfiction. I'm happy to say that I have finally decided to make a home here.

I'm 23 years old, very laid back and am generally quiet and introverted. I love video games and am a complete homebody.
I try to be always honest. I tell you truthfully what I think of something and, while I will not sugarcoat it, I do try to never be harsh.

I two cats and a tarantula.

I have a very wide interest in books, anime and video games.

I hope to make some friends while I am here. If you have read this far, why not message me? I don't bite hard.

My Kind of Fanfiction

In case you are interested for some reason...
I am somewhat picky with my fanfiction. I like my pairings and don't tend to like to see the characters with anyone else. It feels like cheating. :P
I read slash and only slash. Even as a straight female, het just isn't my cup of tea and I don't read femslash either.
I do not read MPreg, Noncon, creature!fics and pairings with age gaps that are just too large (I'm talking like more than 15 years or so).

Favorite Fandoms:
Gundam Wing (Heero/Duo, Quatre/Trowa), Harry Potter (Harry/Draco, Albus/Gellert), Twilight (Edward/Jasper), Death Note (Light/L), Avatar: The Last Airbender (Zuko/Sokka), TF2?! (Sniper/Spy), Percy Jackson (Leo/Jason, Percy/Nico) and many others, lol!

I know very well that I have terrible tastes. ;) Also, I am not ashamed to admit that the more two characters hate each other... The more I want to see them do it. ;_; I like the occasional PWP, but I am a huge fan of fics that tell the story of the relationship and how the two characters got together. I generally don't read a story if the characters are already a couple at the beginning.

I adore AU in many situations. For some fandoms, the universe just doesn't make for an easy story for some characters.

Looking for a Beta!

I'm looking for someone to beta any fics I might turn out. My beta must be willing to read slash and anything from fluff to hardcore lemon. Someone who reads a lot of the same things I do is preferred. I need someone who can help me with characterization and flow, etc. I generally have decent spelling and grammar. I'm looking for someone I can get to know and trust.

Also, I would love to beta some stories for you!

Playing for the Same Team
(In case anyone is interested...)

The idea for this fic popped into my head during work. I'm not sure what the original idea was, but it was one of the innuendos that made it into the first chapter. (I have a very mindless job, so I have a lot of time to think.) Anyway, I really liked the idea for some reason and I just had to write the story.

Chapter two contains my very first lemon and I was really nervous about it. In fact, I'm still pretty nervous about it! Ah, well.

When I write, I know a lot more about the characters than I may tell the audience. I know their backgrounds, histories and fears, etc. That made it a lot easier for me write more chapters even though I planned it as a twoshot.

At the same time, however, I am completely at the mercy of my characters when I write. They may end up doing things that I never wanted them to do or that even surprise me! Hope that doesn't make me sound too crazy!

What I really can't believe is all of the support I have received for this little fic! Thank you so much to all of my readers and reviewers! I could never have done it without your support. Really.
Thank you.

Renaissance Man
The idea for this fic was inspired by (go figure) a trip to our local Renaissance Festival. After watching a fire eater perform, I just knew I had to write this fic. It's been nearly a year since then, but that little plot bunny really stuck around. Anyway... It's going to be a fic about finding family, and a friendship that blooms into love, all taking place in a traveling Renaissance Fair. Poor Edward is lost and Jasper and the rest of the gang are there to find him and give him a home. You'll be seeing a ton more cannon characters in this one than in "Playing for the Same Team." It's going to be a lot more serious and sentimental than "Playing" and is planned to be quite a bit longer (though I won't promise that. We'll see how many chapters it takes for me to tell their story).

This story is really nothing like "Playing for the Same Team." My characters are very different, but I'd like to say that they're more true to the cannon characters. Hopefully there will also be a significant amount of character development and whatnot...

I'm still in the process of writing this one and I am desperately in need of a Beta. It's going to be a nice juicy lemon in the future, so if you are interested, make sure you can deal with that. ;)

Anyway, I'm honestly not sure why you've read my profile this far so... Thanks! I'm flattered. xD

Hey, everyone, I know it's been a while since I've updated, but I have not forgotten about this story! The past year or so has been really hard for my family and I did not feel like writing for a long time. Rest assured, though, I will not be abandoning this fic. I have big plans for the boys and the whole thing is already outlined in my mind. I just need to find the time to fill in the gaps. I am currently working on finishing this fic and will not be updating it until I have finished writing it completely. As of 10/14/14, I am working on chapter 10. I hope to be done and updating sometime soon!

Thanks for sticking with me, guys! I couldn't do it without you!

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High Flying by WriteSprite reviews
Harry is running a summer Quidditch program. Draco's son decides to enroll. Is Scorpius the only thing these two have in common, or will there be something more? Mature Content in later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 73,655 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 2/12/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How Many Licks? by RockinThatAfroPic reviews
Anonymity can sometimes make an encounter that much more thrilling. Two boys separated by a physical barrier, while one brings the other to the ultimate climax... through a hole in the stall. Gasp contains malexmale glory hole action and great laughs. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,717 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Gotcha Stuck In My Elevator by The Raven and the Fox reviews
When Naruto gets stuck in an elevator with his sexy boss, what's there to do? Well, Sasuke, of course. NaruSasu, graphic lemon. Now with chapters and something like an actual plot?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,742 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3551 - Favs: 2,344 - Follows: 1,396 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Dark as Night by Samurai Smee reviews
Edward x Jasper. Edward is a vampire hunter, prowling the streets at night in order to satisfy his revenge. However, upon finding a beautiful, shy vampire who shows him nothing but kindness, everything Edward knows is about to change.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,749 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
White Blaze to Lone Star by ArcadianMaggie reviews
Edward, while backpacking on the Appalachian Trail in Tennessee, meets fellow hiker Jasper. Originally written for the Fics for Nashville compilation. Edward/Jasper, AH, Slash, Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,094 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Copperhead by OfTheDamned reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock feels too young to be an officer in the War Between States, and can hardly stomach the killing. When he runs across a like-minded soldier hiding in the darkness, he finds the companionship he never found with his own men. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Radio Gaga by Link Worshiper reviews
Heero has fallen in love with radio DJ Duo Maxwell's voice. If only he could get over his shyness enough to do something about it. Maybe all he needs is a push in the right direction. Winner of the 07 1x2 fans Cubicle Love Contest.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 41,525 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Duo M., Heero Y. - Complete
Gae Construction, Inc by BrokenWingsFrozenTears reviews
A long-denied businessman is helpless to resist the advances of a gorgeous construction worker.
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Quatre W., Trowa B. - Complete
To Seek An Arabian Treasure by QuirkQuirk reviews
Halfway around the world in an exotic Arabian oasis, Trowa was merely intending to acquire a priceless addition to his circus, but he ends up getting much more than he came for… TrowaQuatre AU COMPLETE
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,376 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/30/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Trowa B., Quatre W. - Complete
Operation H E R O by happydemonhobo reviews
Complete:AU:It's just another day on the job for EMT Hiei and his partner Kuwabara, but when they come upon what seems to be an ordinary fender bender, it leads to Hiei putting his life on the line to save a certain red head. Kurama&Hiei Yaoi
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 82,798 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 10/17/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Hiei, Kurama M. - Complete
Little Pink Pills by MushroomAnn reviews
Two young boys, one last fight, two little pills called Ecstasy and one long detention. A.N: written after OotP and set during sixth year. Warning: drug use!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,504 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 3/16/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Write Good 1x2 fanfiction by reishin reviews
A hopefully useful and basic guide to writing good, quality 1x2 fanfiction
Gundam Wing/AC - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,160 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29/2002
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Renaissance Man reviews
Having fallen on tough times, Edward, with nowhere else to go, joins a traveling Renaissance fair. Along his travels he finds the love, friendship and family that he's never had. Edward/Jasper and all human! Rated M for mild language and future explicit content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,315 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/10/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Edward, Jasper
Playing for the Same Team reviews
Edward and Jasper work for the same company, but have never met before. When Edward meets Jasper at a company outing, he finds out they're playing for the same team. Of baseball. - Edward POV. Full of innuendos and rated M for lemons. COMPLETE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,068 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
The Shadow Aspect reviews
A portrait of the relationship between Albus Dumbledore and Gellert Grindelwald. Dumbledore POV. WARNING: Suggestion of male/male relationship.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/6/2011 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete