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Joined 07-27-11, id: 3109973, Profile Updated: 10-18-11
Author has written 17 stories for Kuroshitsuji.

Hi there. :)

I'm Nessa. I clearly write a lot of Kuro yaoi--mostly EricAlan and Grelliam, but I'll do a Cielbastian someday (if and when I ever learn how to write Ciel without wanting to shoot myself in the head. So probably never.)

My favorite band is the Neon Trees.

I'm 16.

I have a dog named Xena.

The Australian Honey Possum has the largest testicles proportionately to its size out of every mammal.

Your train of thought has now been derailed and hijacked into my mind. :) Be afraid. Be very afraid. (And don't feed the goblins chocolate. It makes them quadruple in size and grow fangs. We're having huge problems with those.)

AND NOW FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT.

My dA: renjifangirl.deviantart.com

My FictionPress: My username's pseudonymical there too.

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Jim Eats Waffles by YourPontmercyFriend reviews
You see that title, you know where this is going. Inspired by the IZ episode Zim Eats Waffles, I bring to you a crackfic mess that was way too fun to make. Posted in honor of April Fool's Day. Takes place between Baskerville and Reichenbach. BBC Sherlock
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/2/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sherlock H.
Dictations To A Kiss by some kind of harmony reviews
In which Sherlock makes use of Irene's services. So to speak. John/Sherlock.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,279 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Contact by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Set after "The Blind Banker". John can't figure out why Sherlock keeps touching him; much as the detective might want him to think so, it's clearly no accident.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Missed Calls by Aimlessly Unknown reviews
One phone call makes all the difference. /He misses John – he wants to see him, take his laptop, and bicker with him about trivial things./
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 627 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
I Have Loved You For a Thousand Years by Evil Beware We Have Waffles reviews
John doesn't realize what Sherlock is trying to do until the third time it happens. But also has the mention of two men going at it.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,124 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/19/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Just One Text by Driffta reviews
John and Sherlock are best friends, if they don't see each other much they just text throughout day. They never tried changing their relationship to a more romantic one; that all changes when Sherlock finds a file named S.H. and sends John a text.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,037 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Duvet Green by mazarin reviews
Sherlock restructures his mind palace so it looks like 221b. What he puts in John's room is a surprise, and a revelation Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Roses by binary-express reviews
It was Valentine's Day. He had to do something romantic. Everything had to be perfect, every little detail mattered, that was the way it had always been.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,591 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Published: 2/17/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
Not quite Love letters from Jim and Seb by beechee reviews
Exactly what the title states. Featuring Deirdre Nightshade as Seb and myself as Jim. Rated for potentially squicky conversation.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,533 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Acclimating to the Devil by xPhineasx reviews
Jim Moriarty changed his life, but that's to be expected when you fall in love with a man like him.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Sebastian M./Seb, J. Moriarty - Complete
The Meaning of Flowers by Zoni reviews
An alternate ending to the 2nd musical. After being forced to watch as Sebastian kills Eric, Alan is interrogated by William T. Spears. In a series of memories, he recalls his life with Eric Slingby. Eric/Alan - Character death, Suggestive, Sappy, Sad
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,506 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Snowflakes by Zoni reviews
Eric and Alan watch the snow fall on a winter evening. Eric/Alan, Very fluffy and sappy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,082 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Band Aid Solutions by Zoni reviews
Alan volunteers to help Eric patch himself up after an injury at work. What seems like a good idea could turn out to be a disaster... or the best thing they've ever done. Eric/Alan - Language, PWP
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,656 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Eric S., Alan H. - Complete
¿Quién es la nena ahora? by NewKanaid reviews
Alan descubre que el shampoo de Eric es un shampoo francés para mujeres, por lo que las bromas y el doble sentido no se hace esperar, más cuando la noticia llega a los oídos de Grell. Original de Pseudonymical
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - Spanish - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,564 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Alan H., Grell S. - Complete
Waiting by Mademoiselle Eva reviews
Prim's whole life, she's had to wait. Now the stakes are higher, and it's still the same old thing.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2011 - Prim E., Katniss E. - Complete
You Are Subject 12 by Mademoiselle Eva reviews
You are Subject 12, and you have just been taken in by a young boy and his butler, the tall man in black. A chronicling of Finny's first few days at the Phantomhive manor.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 5/8/2011 - Finnian
Last Moments by Mademoiselle Eva reviews
Who are you? Well, that doesn't matter... not when your life will be over soon, and your last moments are spent with a madman ? in red. Second person pov
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Grell S. - Complete
The Heart Wants by Dollymop reviews
Holmes/Watson. Watson is married to Mary, but sleeping with Holmes. Slash. Obviously xD
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 113,149 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/23/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
It's Not A Love Potion by CrystalP734 reviews
"Now, lust potions develop feelings of desire in the taker without the affection that a love potion gives, so Malfoy, you will find that you continue to see Potter as the insufferable twit that he is." Slash. Not HBP/DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,145 - Reviews: 881 - Favs: 2,665 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 5/16/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Flirt by xErised reviews
Draco finally decides to give Harry a set of rules and two months, nothing more and nothing less, to court him. But Harry had never expected it to be such a challenge... Post-Hogwarts. Complete. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 108,881 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 908 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How to Fall Out of Love by testosterone-tea reviews
Draco Malfoy is making a list telling how to fall out of love, because he certainly is in a predicament concerning a certain Harry Potter... Drarry slash!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 98 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts by Roozette reviews
Title is self-explanitory. With a Harry/Draco twist. I am bored.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,167 - Reviews: 1108 - Favs: 1,381 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 11/14/2008 - Published: 5/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M.
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Drabbles! reviews
A bunch of drabbles, things I didn't finish writing, or things that were too short to justify a story. Merely because someone said they wanted to see my roughs. Contains/will contain EricAlan, Grelliam, and others. See Author's Note for more info.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/3/2011
Insomnia reviews
In which Eric feels guilty and I exhibit some terrible writing. :
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Hair reviews
William fixates on Grell's hair for a day-warning for extreme sickening fluff. *eye roll*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Pool Game reviews
Eric and Ron play pool.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Eric S., Ronald K. - Complete
The Last Moments reviews
In which I get incredibly depressing up in Eric's mind. XD
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,247 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Silence reviews
Grell ends up giving William the silent treatment-which William doesn't enjoy quite as much as you'd think.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Grell S., William S. - Complete
Who's The Femme Now? reviews
Of Eric's shampoo and office supplies used as projectile weapons. Hee.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
In French reviews
Grell teaches William some french. Oh, the bad writing.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,822 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - William S., Grell S. - Complete
Of Course reviews
Eric wonders why he's looking at Alan so much-because clearly it couldn't be romantic.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,930 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Night In reviews
Eric and Alan's night off.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,689 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
The InLove Smile reviews
William tries to figure out what's up with this new smile of Ronald's.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/19/2011 - William S., Ronald K. - Complete
Family Matters reviews
Discussion of family in the Dispatch Center.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Complete
Forgetful reviews
Eric forgets Alan's birthday! What's a forgetful man to do?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Almost Parental reviews
Ron walks in on Will and Grell.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,128 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Grell S., Ronald K. - Complete
Discovery reviews
Alan finds out about the Thousand Souls. He does not react quite as Eric thought he would.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,239 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
Alan's Secret reviews
It's been a long time since Eric and Alan met, but Eric still doesn't know about the Thorns... With a new turn in their relationship, how can Alan keep it hidden?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,179 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete
What's Wrong Here? reviews
Ron notices something odd in the office one morning. What's wrong with Alan and Eric?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Alan H., Eric S. - Complete