Killjoy Whatsername
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Joined 07-27-11, id: 3111414
Author has written 18 stories for Death Note, X-overs, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Vocaloid, Umbrella Academy, and Elder Scroll series.
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The Dragonborn's Husband by blackberet reviews
Being married to the Dragonborn isn't all heroic battles and lucrative fetch quests-as Farkas discovers, it also means a lot of waiting around. A multi-chapter slice-of-life story about Farkas's efforts to start a shop and figure out how you navigate married life when your wife is the most famous warrior in Skyrim. And he'd better do it fast. The war is coming to Whiterun.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,220 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/18/2014 - Published: 5/15/2014 - Farkas, Dragonborn/Dovahkiin
Gege's a Jiejie by A.R.C.Fangirl 0w0v reviews
What happens when England stumbles upon an Asian secret? Simple: CHAOS! He'll have to deal with Asians watching him 24/7 so he won't reveal their little secret. No one messes with the Asians! GOOD LUCK ENGLAND! Warning: Fem!China, IggyChu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 39,052 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/11/2013 - Published: 1/18/2012 - China, England/Britain - Complete
SPELLTALIA by WhoAmIinTheFirstPlace reviews
A random story that I picked up when trying to memorize my spelling list on te day of my test and got it in an instant. XD
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 12,071 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 8/22/2011
Servant of Evil by Reckless Angels reviews
You are my princess, I am your servant. When I looked at you, I'd hoped to see my sister, but I saw the Queen of Yellow.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,086 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Len K.
Pigeons by losthitsu reviews
Two old men, two almost finished life stories, a flock of pigeons and some benches. Written for lj what the fruk comm's Valentine's Day Aftermath...athon, prompt was 70 year old Francis and Arthur meet at an old age care home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Published: 3/25/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Republika by AsianBlackChesire reviews
Why do we like freebies? Why do we eat with our hands? Why is it that the food is yummier with our feet on out chairs? Why am I asking you all this? Probably because Juan has made it SPECIAL! Learn to love us now! Drabbles ON MOMENTARILY HAITUS!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012
Through These Albino Eyes by Flashback 1701 reviews
Gilbert is struggling to support himself and his kid brother, Ludwig, and if that weren't enough, he's surrounded by ghosts only he can see. Life can't possibly get any more chaotic until he runs into an old friend and everything spirals out of control.AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,920 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
The Nation of Oz by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
A Wizard of Oz parody staring Liechtenstein. FINALLY COMPLETE!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 57 - Words: 44,075 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Liechtenstein, Belarus - Complete
Russia's Alibi by Drama-freakz reviews
Russia's excuse when the cops question him. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Russia, General Winter - Complete
100 Lampin Shorts by Sora no Hairo Yuki reviews
100 4-sentence bits on Lambo and I-Pin. 1 through 45 are up now.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 4,717 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - I-Pin, Lambo
Rock, Paper, Scissors by Retired-GodlyAppleJuice reviews
A and B have a...'friendly' game of Rock, Paper, Scissors!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/10/2011 - A, BB - Complete
The Chaperone by MidnightSakuraBlossom and SYD reviews
When Natalia is stood up, Alfred decides to step in and take her to the big dance on college campus so that he can win her affections. But will this be a night to remember, or a night worth forgetting? First in my collection Hetalia/Spongebob parodies!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,752 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, Belarus - Complete
Floor wax by Lulu-ichigo reviews
Una 'kong Tagalog fanfic. Naranasan 'nyo na bang magpadulas sa sahig ng naka-medyas? kung tatanungin nyo si Near, Oo and sagot dyan. Crackfic. May surprise sa dulo kasi madaming emo sa Death note. XD
Death Note - Rated: K - Filipino - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Volturitalia by K.Henderson reviews
Once every year-Italy visits the Vultori to make sure that they aren't trying to take over Vultera. Edward and Bella are trying to convince the Vultori to let her live as France conquers vital regions. Interactive story I write your requests!
Crossover - Twilight & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Edward, France - Complete
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My Thane, Right or Wrong
Seventeen years had passed since the Dragon Crisis and Civil War of the Fourth Era. A descendant of the Dovahkiin works as a housecarl and must face the pressures of serving her thane, whose morals conflict with hers. Meanwhile, Aventus Aretino strives to reach his goal of restoring the Dark Brotherhood to its former glory.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2013
Life Note: the 2nd Generation
One of Near's successors in training does research on Shinigami, while a Kiraist keeps the long-dead legend alive in the Internet. What do they have in common? When a new Kira appears and a Life Note falls from the sky, pro-Kira and Anti-Kira have to unite against the real threat. Warning: OC overload. No Mary Sues.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,388 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Light Y.
ChaCha the R4pe Doll reviews
Alfred Jones, a student at World Academy, realizes how creepy the wrestling team's training dummy looks. He's constantly fighting Ivan, who said the dummy looked rather suggestive, yet the lifeless figure somehow brought the two closer. Gakuen AU RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,037 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 3/27/2012 - America, Russia
HetaCraft reviews
When America and Russia got in a little fight and accidentaly knocked England over, a potion spilled on America's laptop and his fellow Hetalia nations got sucked into the cube filled world of Minecraft. Now accepting OC's
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,597 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 3/26/2012 - America, Russia
The Fanboy, The Prodigy, and The Piano Ninja reviews
China found someone who can actually play the Death Waltz...backwards. But the question wasn't how he was able to do it, it was how he got his hands on that instrument in the first place. "And this ain't Difficulty Level: Austria, it's Level Asian!"
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Austria, China
Now Play It Backwards Aru! reviews
After another world meeting, the nations hear someone playing piano in the other room. "It must be Austria," says Germany. To which America retorted "But Austria's in the bathroom. And this ain't Difficulty Level: Austria, it's Level Asian!" Oneshot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Austria, China - Complete
Vampire Romance Stories Are Overrated reviews
Because Twilight is a Mary-sue story and there's no such thing as a zombie apocalypse. Human AU. Alfred was a strange child, who somehow predicted the end of the world. And don't forget the Vampire Romance! Rochu
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,149 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/13/2012 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Russia, China
Defying the Laws of Nature reviews
Learning about population in school can give you the weirdest yaoi fanfiction ideas. Drabble-ish. Some RoChu reference and mpreg.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,857 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 10/1/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
Gakuen Jejemon reviews
It all started with a Filipino transfer student and Alfred's newfound videogame addiction. A collection of drabbles in the Hetalia high school AU. OC!Philippines, USPH
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,199 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/6/2012 - America
Spanish Romance reviews
Spamano AU human names used. Lovino first met him playing a song at a party. The song had many names, but nobody knew the composer. It all starts with that song, then it leads to anonymous romance. But it can't always be a happy ending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,338 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Paradox reviews
A new member of the Temps Aternalis has been sent to "correct" 0.04. But he wasn't sent to kill. Full summary in the story.
Umbrella Academy - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011
Reflection reviews
Rin & Len, twins or mirror images? Len Kagamine knew that he was a boy all his life. But he didn't understand why a girl always showed up as his own reflection. Seeking for answers, Len crosses different dimensions and gets more than he bargained for.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Len K., Rin K.
To the End: Sayu's Evil Side reviews
Sayu Yagami may be one of the only characters in the series who are truly good and aren't twisted, but Kira's evil blood flows through her veins. And that side of her never showed until many years after her brother's death. *Sayu-centered, Oneshot, OOC*
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Sayu Y., Matsuda T. - Complete
Mail Jeevas, Master of Everything reviews
Matt gets a video game that can control life, and it's up to you to guide him through his adventure. *interactive story* *2nd person narration*
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,018 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Matt, Mello
Walking This World Alone reviews
"Alright, but promise me that we'll meet again someday. I don't care when, just promise me." What happens to Matt after Mello leaves? He gets an addiction that nobody knew of. *Oneshot* rated T for paranoia and masochism
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,462 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Successors of the Dark reviews
This is a collection of songfics based on the Daughter of Evil series from Vocaloid starring A, B, Linda, Matt, Mello, and Near.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - BB, A
I'm L : The Story of L's Childhood reviews
Some parts of this story is based on the song "Welcome to the Black Parade" by My Chemical Romance. L Lawliet remembers his most precious memory and how he got the name "L."
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,943 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/13/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - L, A
The Only Hope for Me is You reviews
Matt and Mello find themselves in the world of California 2019 after they die. Each chapter is named after a song in the album Danger Days.
Crossover - X-overs & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 8/12/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Matt