A House Divided
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Joined 07-27-11, id: 3111770, Profile Updated: 12-31-11
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter.

Sex: We're both male... and straight, you yaoi loving perverts.
Age: Only interested if you're... well, the perverts.
Location: We're both Michiganians. And proud of it.

The curtain raises and reveals two young males sitting on barstools with mics in their hand looking out at you the readers when the first, and slightly older of the two, begins*

So, we started a collab awhile ago...
And then another-
And another-
And eventually... well... We gave up on trying to distinguish who did more work for our collaborations and we did so many anyway we made this.
Now, this is where we will be tossing the madness-
SPARTA!!!
-excuse me, fictions that we’ve done together.
I’m Selonianth, AKA Selo.
And I’m EDelta88, Aka Delta.
And we’re-
A House Divided
Now, you’re probably wondering why we picked that name. It’s rather simple. I’m a Michigan Wolverine fan.
And I’m a MSU Spartan born and raised.
I can’t stand pairing a male with a genderbent-to-female main character (Ex: VoldemortxFemHarry)
And I came up with an idea for said example pairing. Specifically built to be extremely twisted and wrong... well, one version of it anyway.
I keep finding ways to make fics Harem Fics that blow themselves way out of intended proportion.
And lose all sense of plot (like real smut should).
*turns to talk to Delta* Don’t remind me.
Hey, I was part of that too.
*Turns back to the readers* For the record, no, you probably won’t be getting the fic we’re talking about here on FFN. It’s too smutty and would inevitably be torn down.
But we might be persuaded to put up a link for it.
Should you supply us with our drug of choice, reviews.
*turns to accuse Selo* Is this considered extortion?
*Shrugs* You say extortion, I say even trade. Tomayto Tomahto.
Whatever helps you sleep at night.
*Turns to the readers again* We’ll be going through our list of fics and deciding which ones to polish up a bit more and hand to you soon.
But we make no promises.
Afterall, when your muses seem as flighty as ours do at times-
Pinning down the ability to even polish get’s kinda difficult.
That’s all for now, and remember. Read-
AND Review.
Or else...


Current Events


Dec 31 2011:
Well, Selo and I keep missing eachother so nothing is getting done at the moment and I'm still trying to recover the data from my last laptop so that I can continue with my fics. Sorry everyone but it doesn't look like much will be happening for a little while. -Delta


Our Adoption Policy:
A lot of what we write together is done on a whim and runs out of steam fast, it that’s the case, we will mark if as such and it’s fair game. All we ask is that you PM us at this account preferably, so we can read it.

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Unprepared by Sarah1281 reviews
When the Illusive Man holds Shepard and Anderson's fates in his hand on the Citadel, the situation looks bleak indeed. Fortunately, Shepard was not nearly as prepared as she could be to save the galaxy and this might somehow save the day.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,630 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Shepard (F), Illusive Man - Complete
Starcrossed Lovers by Rae D. Magdon reviews
Shepard and Liara's eldest is caught in a compromising position with Aria and Tevos's daughter. Shepard is horrified, Aria finds the entire situation hilarious, Tevos is concerned about some questionable extranet purchases, and everyone needs a drink. Or several. Post-MMIP and Conflict of Interest
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/28/2012 - [Aria T'Loak, Councilor Tevos] [Liara T'Soni, Shepard (F)] - Complete
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Harry Potter and the Black Plague reviews
Harry is attacked by a dark wizard at the age of six. He vanishes with only one person witness. Five years later he's back, and he just wants to have some fun. If Volde'll let him that is. Proto!Potter. HPxHarem. Crack!Fic. MagicalCreature!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,115 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and a Lady's Ambition reviews
The fact that Myrtle was the only student lost to the Chamber of Secrets was no mystake and in the middle of his second year, Harry finds out why... well, not Harry for long. FemHarryxHarem, Genderbend, Femslash, Yuri, SlaveHarem, Lemons.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,942 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 10/7/2011 - Harry P.