The Maple Maiden
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Joined 07-28-11, id: 3113470, Profile Updated: 08-06-13
Author has written 6 stories for Maximum Ride, Big Bang Theory, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Gorillaz, and Harry Potter.

I'm Canada. I write things and usually leave them to rot on here. Warning: I never update my stories on a regular basis. Sorry.

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But He's Your He's You! by taylorpotato reviews
Really, at this point in the relationship, John should know better than to tell Sherlock he can't or shouldn't do anything. But when John says Sherlock can't clone himself, Sherlock sets out to prove him wrong... with extremely NC-17 rated results. This is pure crack. You have been warned. Written for Kink Meme.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/18/2013 - Sherlock H., John W.
The Skeletons in Our Closet by Meulin's Disciple reviews
What is thought by pretty much everybody else to merely be a shared skeleton in the closet is actually still alive and kicking... But Meulin and Kurloz have it shoved in there anyway. Oneshot. KurMeu. Kinda Sadstuckish. Rated M for PWP. Please R&R!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Meulin L., Kurloz M. - Complete
Latin Assholes and Dickish Teachers by Cawaiiey reviews
For tinkerlu's Spanish Karkat and Teacher Dave AU! It's another year of teaching for 30-year-old Dave Strider and he's expecting it to be the same routine as last year. Karkat decides to take Music Appreciation because why the fuck not? Turns out that that might have been the best/worst decision of his life. Suspected at 12 chapters, going to be updated biweekly!
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,784 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/9/2013 - Published: 2/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V.
Karkat's flush-crush by Merrywetherweather reviews
Karkat has been acting strange. He's been avoiding, flinching, and Dave is convinced it has something to do with him. Davekat. Because I love Davekat. Also there will be sexy things in later chapters. I only expect this to last for like three chapters.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,662 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Read You Like A Book by morning.crescent reviews
Dave pisses Karkat off, then eats him out.
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,669 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/5/2013 - Dave S., Karkat V. - Complete
Broken Hearts by JasperSellene reviews
Matthew is see through to everyone around him, well everyone except the person who scares him the most. Himself. Matt is rough around the edges and not the best person for Matthew but he may be just good enough when heartbreak strikes. Oneshot 1p! X 2p! Canada Onesided AmeCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,041 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2013 - Canada - Complete
Sexts too Hot to Erase by Sweetandsnarky89 reviews
Sebastian's boredom leads to some interesting texting conversations while pretending to be Blaine. Who knew Hummel would be so...hot? And when Kurt finds out who it is, he can't seem to stop.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,668 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - Kurt H., Sebastian S. - Complete
Working Wonders by ArtemisRoseShadow reviews
2D is sick and tired of the way Murdoc treats him. The confrontation doesn't go as expected... WARNING; SMUT AND DRUG USE. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,074 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Murdoc N., 2D
Silence by AlphaKantSpell reviews
Matt doesn't sleep at night and it's starting to make Peter worried. Daredevil/Spider-Man. (Companion to "Smile" and "Sickness")
Crossover - Spider-Man & Daredevil - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,854 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man - Complete
My Way of Love by Eophan reviews
Maka visits Stein while he is under house-arrest, hoping only to cheer him and spend time with him. She soon finds that she got more than she bargained for. One-Shot.
Soul Eater - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,355 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 23 - Published: 2/5/2012 - Franken Stein, Maka A. - Complete
The solitude of a grey crowd by brassmonki1 reviews
Dave is about to lose it when stuck on the meteor ebbing through space with the other players. When he finally breaks a sorry Tavros comes to help. M in later chapters
Homestuck - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Dave S., Tavros N.
Chocolat by LittleMissAfflicted reviews
In which a decadent treat plays a decidedly important role in the earl and demon's relationship. Sebastian/Ciel. Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
Bass Shagging by Oni-Bass4 reviews
Murdoc is in the middle of playing, and shagging, his bass when 2D walks in and watches. What will happen when Murdoc notices this? 2DxMurdoc. M/M. Oneshot. Don't flame.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Murdoc N., 2D - Complete
Shuddup by CrowsGurl reviews
Some idle chitchat between mates quickly escalates to something neither was expecting.. rated M for their talking/action Slash warning 2D/Muds Oneshot
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,697 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - 2D, Murdoc N. - Complete
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Accidents Happen
A world meeting ends quite differently from all the others. SuFin and a little RuCan. T for cursing. This is a product from the Hetalia Roulette Game that me and a few friends came up with. More on that inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,339 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Russia, Canada, Sweden, Finland - Complete
Because of Her reviews
Every time I see you, I see her. A very short Snape story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 260 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Devil's Apprentice reviews
Nothing has ever been normal on Wobble Street, but things definitely take a turn for the weird when Murdoc acquires an unexpected student. NoodlexOC with possible 2DxMurdoc and RusselxOC
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Noodle
Battlefield reviews
Arthur. My best friend. The man who raised me. The man now screaming for my capture. A USxUK story that will either end in love or regret. Probably both.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/17/2013 - America, England/Britain
Sight reviews
An Iggy-based fan story. T for my suppressed hormones.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,532 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Iggy
Love In Theory reviews
Love is like a unicorn... Believe me,it only get's worse from there XD T to be safe, might go to M 'cause it is me writing. DROPPED...sumimasen -.-
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Sheldon C.