Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, How to Train Your Dragon, RWBY, Vandread, Titanfall, Mass Effect, Bleach, and Starship Troopers.
Status: Currently having to rewrite EVERYTHING due to my desktop crashing and having to buy and build my new one. so don't expect any new chapters for a few days...
Status and progress of Stories
Hiccup's Big Change: Chapter 2 (0%) (In the process of redoing the whole plot)
Jounin Sensei: Naruto Uzumaki: Now belongs to "Bad girl 61" (The first two chapters are my work)
My Life is a WHAT?!: Chapter 2 (0%) (THIS IS NOW UP FOR ADOPTION!)
RWBY: If Only Chapter 1 Rewrite (0%) (MAKING A COMPLETELY NEW PLOT LINE AND CHARACTER (with the same name))
Vandread: Fight For Survival Chapter 2 (0%)
He Who Protects Chapter 2 (Bleach Fanfic) With Masaki Kurosaki's death came a boy who would grow into a man that protects that which matters most to him. With a relationship with his Zanpakuto that puts all others to shame he will bring the three worlds peace! !Calm-Intelligent-Very Powerful Ichigo Pairing not decided. (Might be a poll for that in the future) (1%) Currently at 186 words.
Likes: reading, writing, cooking (sometimes cleaning...), football, baseball, soccer, basketball (pretty much every sport except golf and NASCAR), women, my friends, my family, and being lazy
Dislikes: rapists, child abusers, murderers, arrogant pricks that dont know when to shut the hell up, banshee like women, men who treat women like objects and/or sex toys, men that treat women like maids (come on guys make the damn sandwich yourselves)
Harry Potter Sorting Hat has put me into... RAVENCLAW, however it was a tie against and Slytherin. Ravenclaws are intelligent, studious and very picky with friends.
My Naruto Element: Lightning (lightning people are calm and inteligent, and can be potentially dangerous when angered. they normaly try to solve a situation in a calm manner before trying to solve the issue by any means neccesary.)
My Naruto Character: Shikamaru (calm, collected and very inteligent but also very lazy.)
Anime/Manga i love:
full metal alchamest
gundam SEED destiny
and more that i don't want to list
games i like
call of duty: modern warfare 2
final fantasy XIII
red faction: guerilla war
madden NFL 10
gears of war 1 and 2
ninja gaiden 1 and 2
again, more i don't want to list
books i like
star wars series
Harry Potter series
(do i need to repeat myself?)
movies i like
any movie with war in it, besides documentaries (i HATE them with a burning passion)
SOMETIMES a romance movie but it needs to have atleast some comedy.
my youtube channel
i have no problem what so ever with gays, lesbians, trans-sexuals, bi-sexuals or any other person. i am friends with a girl who announced she was lesbian in class at my school.
i absolutely HATE anyone who makes fun of crippled people, mentally challenged, or deformed people and anyone who makes fun of people like that are immediately put on my "shit list", so don't let me catch you saying it around me. i have freinds that are some of the listed above that i've known my entire life.
i like people who i can be myself around
I used to watch naruto but NOW after kishimoto FUCKED UP naruto i don't like watching it.
i need people i can trust, i've been back stabbed to many times not to notice anything bad that is going to happen to me around other people.
i love women that can be srong enough to take care of themselves and the ones around them even with the one they love away from them.
Here's something you all may find interesting. It'll definitely make you think and realise just how worse off other people are.
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind. I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.
Now, for something a bit lighter. Nice guys STILL finish last
To every guy that said, "Sex can wait"...
- If you are a nice guy, repost this in your journal with the title: "Nice guys STILL finish last";
If you are a girl that thinks every guy should treat a girl this way, repost this in your journal with the title: "To Every Guy".
Just out of curiosity, does anyone ever read these profiles just out of boredom or do they do it to find out who the hell is reviewing them?!
If you do not fear death, but rather what comes after, paste this to your profile.
If you think guys can write pretty good romance, paste this to your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
If you have ever pushed a door that said PULL or vice versa put this on your profile. (embarrased the hell out of myself:)
if you like dragons, paste this to your profile
if you want something but can't have it, put this on your profile
if you like x-box 360, paste this to your profile
if you are perverted in/out of public, paste this to you profile
if you want bunnies to rule the world, paste to your profile
if you draw, paint, or create anime-paste this to your profile
what you are about to read is a true story about a little girl
My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Put this in your profile if you think that child abuse is wrong.
Her name was Auroura
Her dad was a drunk
Her only friend
She always talked to it
Until her parents
A bruise on her leg
But she grabs her bear
She sits in the corner
Such a bad life
Then one night
Then her mom suddenly
She thrusted the blade
The mom walked out
Police showed up
One officer slowly
It must have been bad
Don't you dare scoff at me. Repost this if you believe child abuse has to stop.
A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your Kindness will be rewarded.
If you think Masashi Kishimoto is ruining Naruto and agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. The Fifth Rider of Armageddon, Hiroshima Namikaze, Zaara the black, desuta, Reikson, D-reaper X-20, blackstardragon624, chinoodin, The Silver Blossom, RasenganFin, Raidentensho, Knives91, Kingkakashi, DarkSamuraiX1999, THE HEE-HO KING, Wirespeed91, Naruto 21, GraityTheWizard, GuyverZero, durwin, Hakkyou no Yami, VFSNAKE, Yakurenazea, Anime-Death-Angel, HuntersShadow, dragsly2, vampslayer12, i-defy-fate
But most of all
Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'
Favorite Story Quotes: (first is a part of a chapter)
"That is Sharingan Kakashi, Sir. If he is here they must know about our breaking the alliance and pending attack with Sound," the man replied.
"This far from Konoha? No, I think it is just chance we ran into him. If they knew we were coming they would have kept someone like that closer to the village," the commander said in a confident voice.
The Sand jonin approached Kakashi in a friendly manner. Kakashi looked up from his book and smiled at the Sand jonin. You could only tell he was by the expression on the small visible part of his face.
"Good evening," Kakashi said. "You and all of your friends seem to be a little far from the Wind Country. Might I ask you business here in the Fire Country?"
The jonin had a quick mind and had a prepared lie just in case.
"We are traveling to Konoha to watch the Kazekage's son fight in the Chunin Exams," he said.
"Ah, well did you bring your tickets with you?" Kakashi asked raising his eyebrow.
The jonin was surprised by the question. No one had mentioned having a conversation about this.
"Um, no, we are going to be getting tickets when we arrive," he said as he nodded his head.
"I see," Kakashi said nodding as well. "But you would be disappointed. The arena sold out of tickets last week and the Hokage does not allow standing room tickets to be sold. You are making a trip for nothing. Perhaps you should turn around and return to the Wind Country."
The Sand jonin was getting more confused as the minutes passed. This Leaf ninja was acting like nothing was out of the ordinary. He had not lowered his book either.
"Um, I'll go pass that on to my friends. We're going to be disappointed huh?" he asked.
"If you turn back you'll be just disappointed. If you go past me, you'll be like them." Kakashi said while idly turning a page in the book.
The breeze shifted slightly just then. The smell of blood hit the Sand jonin as he looked past Kakashi to see three dead Sound ANBU. The bodies had been searched for weapons and equipment that was not taken had been broken. He looked back at Kakashi. "What happened to them?"
Kakashi looked up and smiled once more, "No tickets." - (Naruto: Captured, chapter 13) (one of my fav stories!)
"When I said "deadly neurotoxin," the "deadly" was in massive sarcasm quotes. I could take a bath in this stuff. Put it on cereal, rub it right into my eyes... honestly, it's not deadly at all... to *me*. You, on the other hand, are going to find its deadliness... a lot less funny." - GlaDOS, Portal
"Man, this is like trying to find a bride in a brothel." - Victor Sullivan, Uncharted: Drake's Fortune
"Be gone when I return." - Kratos to his hoes, God of War
"Having a threesome on my hundredth birthday?" - Roman Bellic after being asked how he wants to die, Grand Theft Auto 4
"Lady, you couldn't even find your own ass, even with your friends' help!" - Canderous Ordo, Knights of the Old Republic.
"There are two ways of doing this. My way, or the he's a dead motherfucker's way. You pick." - The Boss, Conker's Bad Fur Day
"First I whip it out, then I thrust it, with great force. Every angle, it penetrates. Until, with great strength, I ram it in. In the end we're all satisfied."- Devil May Cry 4
Favorite movie quotes
Full Metal Jacket
Drill sergeant- "Where in the hell do you come from private?"
Private- "SIR, TEXAS, SIR!"
Drill sergeant- "Holy dog shit! Texas?! Only steers and queers come from Texas private cowboy! And you don't much look like a steer to me, so that kinda narrows it down. Do you suck dicks!?"
Private- "SIR, NO SIR!"
Drill sergeant- "Are you a peter puffer!?"
Private- "SIR, NO SIR!"
Drill sergeant- "I bet your the kind of guy that'll fuck somebody in the ass and not even have the god damn common courtesy to give them a reach around! I'll be watchin you!"
Links for my stories
Vandread: A Fight For Survival(Slight Xover with Starship Troopers and the Infinity from Halo 4)
(This is the armor)
(Weapons of the story)
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