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Favored Pairings (in no particular order of preference)
Harry Potter: Severus/Hermione, Severus/Nymphadora, Severus/Minerva, Severus/Luna, Severus/Irma, Severus/Well Written!OC, Tom RiddleVoldemort/Hermione, Tom RiddleVoldemort/Well Written!OC, Lucius/Hermione.
Naruto: Sakura/Sai, Sakura/Itachi, Itachi/Sasuke, Orochimaru/Sakura, Orochimaru/Tsunade, Itachi/Tsunade, Kakashi/Sakura, Itachi/Hinata, Sasuke/Hinata, Itachi/Well Written!OC, Orochimaru/Well Written!OC, Danzo/Tsume, Danzo/Well Written!OC.
Bleach: Ulquiorra/Orihime, Byakuya/Hisana, Kisuke/Yoruichi, Byakuya/Yoruichi.
Kuroshitsuji: Sebastian/Ciel, Undertaker/Well Written!OC.
Inuyasha: Sesshoumaru/Demon!Kagome, Sesshoumaru/Well Written!OC.
You know you're desperate when the love of your life doesn't exist in your own dimension. Copy this into your profile if you have fallen madly in love/obsessed with an anime character. Put your penname into this and name the character in parentheses: Kaiseress (Zane Truesdale/Marufuji Ryo); AlukaKaiserin (ditto as my alter-ego XD); Rubyqueen808 (Jesse Anderson/Johan Anderson); Autumn-Angel-31 (Jim 'Crocodile' Cook); Atem's Sister Atea (Pharaoh Atem, he's SO BEYOND HOT!!); Princess Atemna(Pharaoh Atem for Atea's reason and Yusei Fudo from 5Ds); AkixYusei(Bastion Misawa/Daichi Misawa); Yugiohfan1997 (Ryou/ Yami Bakura they're super cute X3), AutumnSolstice13 (I won't even try to list them all); Kyofan101 (Kyoya Ootori/Hikaru Hitachiin), HitaAndUtaPri (Syo Kurusu/Aido Hanabusa/Takashi Morinozuka/Mitsukuni Haninozuka), NightcoreAwesomeness (Hikarou and Karou Hitachiin from OHSHC)MinaBlahBlahBlahAnimeFan(Crona Grogon).; Doom.Sammich(Itachi/Ulquiorra).
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Fanfiction is a site for vampires trapped in human bodies.
Fanfiction is a site for wizards wating for their Hogswarts letter.
Fanfiction is a site for secret fourteen year old spies for MI6.
Fanfiction is a site for unclaimed demigods.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who care about who Katniss will choose.
Fanfiction is a site for people who cried while reading Just Listen.
Fanfiction is a site for people who daydream and constantly imagine the impossible.
Fanfiction is a site for people who never give up.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who aren't accepted in the real world.
Fanfiction is a site for people who have been called at least one of the following- Weirdo, Loner, Nerd, Lick, Geek, Shy, Silent, Creepy, Crazy, Insane, Eccentric, Psycho, Odd, Mental or Different.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who are desperately in love with a non existant guys. (Because they're the best kind...)
Fanfiction is a site for girls who have dreamt of Edward Cullen.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've asked the question, 'Are you team Edward or team Jacob?'
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever asked the question,' What do you think, Gale or Peeta?'
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever doodled 'Mrs Alex Rider' on their schoolbooks.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their classmates to characters from books.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their teachers to Voldemort.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever compared their parents to the Volturi.
Fanfiction is a site for those of us who can't express ourselves in life.
Fanfiction is a site for people talk to themselves... a lot.
Fanfiction is a site for people who laugh at jokes that no one else gets.
Fanfiction is a site for people who get funny looks for reading in class.
Fanfiction is a site for people who've ever exclaimed 'Voldemort out, bitches!' in the middle of an awkward silence.
Fanfiction is a site for people who always get asked to read out their stories in English Class.
Fanfiction is a site for people who admire the guy who tries to be different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who say long words that other people don't normally understand.
Fanfiction is a site for people aren't afraid to sit alone and read at lunch.
Fanfiction is a site for people who dared to call a popular guy a plonker.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who've ever dared to call a popular girl a bitch.
Fanfiction is a site for girls who don't need guys to complete them.
Fanfiction is a site for people who ditched reality and went for something different.
Fanfiction is a site for people who hang onto dreams.
Fanfiction is a site for people who are different, but don't care because, they know it's who they really are.
Pokemon: even though I hate it.
Here's what ya do: mark your answers with a little 'x' in the () if its true, but BE HONEST (I was)!! Then copy and paste it onto your profile!
1 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking
2 (x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking
3 (x) You have ran into a glass/screen door
4 (x) You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
5 (x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks
6 (x) You have ran into a tree
7 () It IS possible to lick your elbow
8 (x) You tried to lick your elbow
9 (x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm
10 () You just tried to sing them
11 (x) You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen
12 (x) You have choked on your own spit
13 () You have seen the the Matrix and still don't get it..
14 (x) You didn't notice that in the last question 'the' was spelled twice
15 (x) You just looked at it
16 () Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde
17 (x) A LOT of People have called you slow
18 (x) You have accidentally caught something on fire (Dang microwave...)
19 (x) You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes
20 (X) You have caught yourself drooling
21 (x) You've fallen asleep in class
22 (x) Sometimes you just stop thinking
23 (x) You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about
24 (x) People are often shaking their heads and walk away from you
25 (x) You are often told to use your 'inside voice'
26 (x) You use your fingers to do simple math
27 (x) You have eaten a bug(that fly flew right into my mouth!)
28 (x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important.
29 (x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
30 (x) You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand
31 () You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't even when you know it won't happen to you, like on a myspace...
32 () You break a lot of things
33 () Your friends know not to use big words around you
34 (x) Your friends tell you to stop using too many big words
35 (x) You sometimes tilt your head when you' re confused
36 (x) You have fallen out of your chair before
37 () Sometimes when you're laying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling/wall.
38 () The word 'like' is used many times a day
39 () You called a friend and then completely forgot what you were gonna say
40 (x) You have spelled your name wrong
41 (x) You have drawn a dis-formed heart
Deidara: O _ \/
Hidan: * - *
Pein: - : : -
Sasori : @_@
Zetsu: ( (o_O) )
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Random pick up lines from the Akatsuki
"Can I take your picture, I want santa to know exactly what I want for christmas!" -Tobi
"I have an owie on my hand! Will you kiss it better!?" -Deidara
"Wow! Are you really as beautiful as you seem!? Or do you just remind me of myself?" -Hidan
"I lost my number, can I borrow yours?" -Itachi (LOL!)
"Hello! I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are!" -Zetsu (Hes a plant...A rose is a flower...make sense, don't you think?)
"If being sexy is a crime, you are guilty as charged" -Pein (Somehow I can imagine him saying it...)
"Go out with me or die" -Sasori (DOUBLE LOL!)
If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste here.
If you've ever slapped and/or banged your head against a table for no reason, copy this to your profile
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.
If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile. (And on my phone...)
I owe my mother!:
1. My mom taught me to respect a job well done! "If you two are going to kill each other then go outside. I just finished cleaning!"
2. My mom taught me religion! "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
3. My mom taught me about time travel! "If you dont get better grades then I'm going to kick you into next week!"
4. My mom taught me about logic! "Becuase I said so."
5. My mom taught me MORE logic! "Dont cry to me when you fall out of the tree and cant come shopping with me."
6. My mom taught me foresight! "Make sure you wear clean underwear when you get into an accident."
7. My mom taught me irony! "If you keep crying I'll give you somthing to cry about!"
8. My mom taught me about the science of osmosis! "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it."
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "
21. My mother taught me IRONY...again.
"You son of a bitch!"
22. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
23. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like you're father."
24. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"
25. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."
26. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"