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Joined 12-20-00, id: 31143, Profile Updated: 08-02-14
Author has written 22 stories for X-Men, Naruto, Twilight, Moonlight, Sherlock, and Avengers.

It's been a while. A Long While.

RIGHT NOW: Slowly recovering from an idiotic phase that is known as adulthood.

FUTURE: I swear solemnly that I shall finish any fanfiction that I have started. The previous ones don't apply.

CURRENT MUSE(S):

1. Mumford & Sons

2. Florence the Machine

3. Ubisoft's Watchdogs

4. The Parasol Protectorate series by Gail Carriger

5. 80s to 90s songs. Don't judge me.

Random thoughts: Most of my fanfics now will be graded M as in mmm-mmm more slashes.

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The Bad Idea Job by serenelystrange reviews
Or Parker, Hardison, and Eliot go to Disney World. This is mostly fluff, people, but anyone who's read anything of mine shouldnt be surprised. Anyway, hope you like it. Slight P/H leanings, but nothing substancial. No spoilers.
Leverage - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,855 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Parker - Complete
The Legend Of George, The Toaster by FuzzySlipper19 reviews
The toaster starts talking to Bella... What will Edward think? This story takes place right after Eclipse. I do not own Twilight, Twilight's characters, or any quotes that I may use from the book.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 27,013 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Bella, Edward
Cursed Love by The Feminist reviews
Sequel to Cursed Idiot Athenus Yuran is now part of the Straw Hats. And the crew are nearing a very familiar island ... SaOC ZoNa on hiatus
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,919 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/28/2006 - Published: 7/14/2006
All The Yesterdays by The Bud reviews
I wrote this for somebody. That person knows who they are, but enjoy! Rogue and Remy.
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 484 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/7/2006
Frozen by Salieri reviews
A few years after the manga: Sasuke managed to kill his brother, but there is no feeling of relief. He uses Sakura to fill the emptiness within his heart in a way she did not expect. Rating just to be safe. Sasuke x Sakura FINISHED!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,981 - Reviews: 2067 - Favs: 2,016 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 10/5/2003 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Lady of Satellites by apathyburger reviews
(more than a one shot) BobbyJohn slash- drug use, abuse, mild language; comic book, music and Violent Femmes references Uploaded Up to 17; Now rated R
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 49,252 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/31/2004 - Published: 3/18/2004 - Complete
Sanji's Day in the Life by peroxidepest17 reviews
Sanji's every day schedule.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004
Getting Back What Was Lost by thisaccountisgone23456 reviews
When Nami asks Zoro about a fight he had had earlier in the day, she learns some surprising things about the swordsman, and his past. [One shot]
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,727 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Complete
Dear Sir or Madam by Newly reviews
Tired of watching issues not quite address themselves, Iruka opens an anonymous advice column. As chuunins, his former students find love more troublesome than missions… A story told through letter correspondence. SakuSasuNaruHinaShikaInoNejiTenKakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 372 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 7/18/2004
Seven Deaths by X-parrot reviews
[complete] The Sanji-torture fic. Sanji makes a mistake, and Zoro may be his only chance of surviving the consequences.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,143 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/13/2004 - Published: 4/7/2004 - Complete
He Comes for Us All by X-parrot reviews
But there are exceptions to every rule. Not, in fact, a death fic.
One Piece - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 725 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Complete
Transitive Closure by OmegaNY037 reviews
A NEW and DIFFERENT Chp 2 is Up! Under extreme circumstances one must do what he has to in order to survive. Even if it means embracing the demon within himself...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,467 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2004 - Published: 2/17/2004
Oh Baby, Oh Baby by The Badfic Fairy reviews
Naruto gets trapped in his Sexy no Jutsu form! But is there something more sinister going on? Contains yaoi and spoilers for all of Naruto. Note the categories selected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,602 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 2/7/2004 - Published: 11/28/2003
The Uchiha Restoration by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
As Sasuke faces the uncomfortable task of restoring his clan, Sakura faces the equally uncomfortable prospect of marriage without love.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,416 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 493 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
Different Roads by Blink Bunny1 reviews
A new whole team of the Xmen, new mutants, old friends, new beginings. Please read and review!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,740 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2003 - Published: 5/18/2003
Gloss by Broadway reviews
Aha! Just when you thought Grandfather Time threw me back like a two-cent hoe, I return! You like Scott/Jean? Remy/Rogue?Willing to taste-test Bobby/Emma and Warren/Ororo? Take a check-out at this COMPLETED story...
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 79,784 - Reviews: 226 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/30/2002 - Published: 1/29/2002 - Complete
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Burning Bridges and Lighting Ways reviews
Remy LeBeau, just him. No other X-Men. Just a bunch of new friends, new indefinite allies, trails of broken hearts across the continents, and maybe he can finally steal something without getting in trouble. And now, what our thief will do for a name. The Contract will resume next chapter.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/2/2014 - Published: 7/15/2014 - Remy L./Gambit
Hands reviews
Reup. Steve Rogers/ Clint Barton pairing. The furthest distance you could cross might be right next to you. Please read and review, everyone appreciates comments/criticism. Once again, M/M pairing, so if you are not into that, please walk away right now. It could be a story in progress, but right now it's just a one-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2013 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
The Lord of the Cranes reviews
Kathleen Johnson has died, but not before leaving John with seemingly nonsensical words. These words turn out to be deadly, as John would discover today...
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,470 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - John W.
Still Life with Dead Body reviews
They say any business can be murder. But tonight, Mick's going to sink his teeth into a lot of artful meat.
Moonlight - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,190 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Mick S. J.
Midnight in the Sun reviews
Here is Chapter Seven! May come as no surprise if your guesses are right, but then the only way to find out is to read it, buddy!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Mick S. J., Josef K.
The Artist and Mr Kostan reviews
Inspired by silvanelf's Moulin de la Galette. It's about a painting and how our sexy and cool Mr Kostan got involved in it. I'm a Moonlight Virgin!
Moonlight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,491 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Josef K., Mick S. J. - Complete
The Tango reviews
Bella finally did something she would never do with anyone - let alone Edward. Happens after Victoria's death, if you guys wonder. Do please read and review... I'll bake you cookies...
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,433 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations in the Rain reviews
The conclusion in Chapter 4 took even ME by surprise! I was thinking, since this is before Twilight, why not tie it in with everything? Bryan Cabot's decisions and how it affects everyone.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,913 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2008 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Edward - Complete
Socks reviews
Logan is entrusted one job that anyone dreads. He screws up. How bad? Read on... Note: might be continued for further chapters.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2008
Gignomai reviews
A man wakes up with no clue of who he is, and later on discovers he has mutant ability.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,172 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1/28/2007
Rings of Smoke reviews
I promised you guys something, didn't I? Now is the time.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,332 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/14/2004 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
Naruto's First Hot Springs Experience! reviews
FINAL CHAPTER! And I don't want to leave! ; Anyway, the final chapter is here, and guess I made it before Christmas and New Year! Thanks a lot, guys, kind readers, and closet-fanfic readers! You made my day! Now, on with the FINAL CHAPTER!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 9/28/2003
Helpless Angel reviews
You thought that was the end, yes? Well, this is the ending, newly loaded. An epilogue of sorts.
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,688 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5/12/2002 - Published: 4/26/2002
Goodbye Mr. Summers! reviews
We all see Scott left the team; now what of the rest of them? This is two years after Scott left and virtually cut off every sort of means of communication.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,888 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 4/26/2002 - Published: 4/13/2002
Dungeons & Dragons... & X-Men? reviews
Bobby buys a new D&D and finds it too advanced for even his liking. ===>> NEW CHAPTER!! (finally)
X-Men - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2002 - Published: 1/11/2002
Piotr's Last Masterpiece reviews
Jubilee finds Kitty Pryde's diary in her room. This (presumably) happens three months after Piotr's death and Kitty's disappearance.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/12/2001
A Study in Blue reviews
When you've been misunderstood everytime, doing good gets rather tiresome. How does one convince a certain mutant to do good?
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,646 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5/26/2001
Pale Hands reviews
You forget the Past, but the past never forgets you. A continuation from Past, Tense Past.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,951 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 4/1/2001 - Published: 3/2/2001
Past, Tense Past reviews
My first Remy-centered fic. Any mistake in the accents is my own. I'd be glad if someone teaches me how exactly this man speaks!
X-Men - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,867 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/4/2001
A Winter's Tale (version X-Men) reviews
Rogue's wish finally came true one winter morning... in a very insensible way. The rest were jubilated, except for Logan... [this is a bit of movieverse, so bear with me =)]
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,932 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1/30/2001 - Published: 1/1/2001
Waiting reviews
If this sucks, say so. I was dead bored...
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1/25/2001
Diary reviews
Jubilee's considerations on herself and the members of X-Men
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1/4/2001