Lex Munrohide bio
 Author has written 42 stories for Deadpool, X-Men, Young Avengers, Avengers, Marvel, X-Men: The Movie, Neverwhere, Losers, Inception, Fullmetal Alchemist, Torchwood, Thor, and X-Force. My three great loves are my camera, my husband, and Audrey Hepburn movies. My DVR is stocked up on Robot Chicken, UFC, Glee, and Future Weapons. My birthday is the day before Valentine's, but I'm allergic to chocolate. I'm an incurable romantic (got my husband's name tattooed on my forearm, never take off my wedding band, always go out somewhere special on his birthday) and have now been mistaken for a Hulkling cosplayer a total of nine times. I write mostly slash, and in several different fandoms. I'm allergic to Mary Sues and most canon Marvel or DC couples. I like dark, quirky characters and bizarre AUs. I write emotional roller-coasters. I kill off popular characters at a rate somewhere between J.K. Rowling and Michael Bay. I feed you sad: you will nom teh sad and like it. All that being said, I can only describe my writing style the way I did in a Fanfic Writers Meme on deviantART... "Take some [William] Gibson, a dash of [Neal] Stephenson, a little [Quentin] Tarantino, a sprinkle of Michael Bay...make the anti-heroes the protagonists, burn the damsels at the stake, and rewrite about 30% of it with inordinate attention to the vocabulary." I have a habit of making huge crossovers. In my Losers fics, for instance, Jensen is hacker-buddies with characters from four TV shows and two movies. Nearly all my Marvel stuff treats the Marvel Universe as a giant sandbox, and they all exist within my gargantuan multiverse (called the Fateverse). FAIR WARNING: I write out-of-order in sweeping arcs rather than chaptered stories. Buuut just for Fanfiction.net, I'll only post finished arcs in something approaching chronological order (as opposed to the order in which I wrote the fics). If you can't wait until the arc is done, I advise reading at my LiveJournal. Also, if you're a fan of my Deadpool stuff, you may want to read at my LiveJournal anyway, because Wade's Little Yellow Boxes speak in yellow there. Pending posts: Bleach fics Statuses: Blood & Tears -- Ongoing Recommended Reading Order: (Dreams of the Waking Man) Lost & Found however, you can also read it in this order: Dreams of the Waking Man My other homes: tumblr (my primary for life/politics/fanboying/etc., where i post WIPs and scrapped fics under the tag #scraps) |
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Blood & Tears reviews
XMO: Wolverine fic with assorted dimension-hopping crossovers. An unconventional romance between unconventional killers. Logan/Wade pairing. Warnings: slash, language, violence, brief gore, brief sexuality, human experimentation, sci-fi.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 92,102 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Deadpool/Weapon XI, Logan/Wolverine
Realm Slayer
Thor AU with slight Doctor Who crossover. Part of my Fateverse. Loki Odinsdottir has seen and done many things while working for the Network. genfic/no pair. Warnings: AU, rule 63, brief gore, mentions of war, evil!Odin, secondary character deaths, oc Fourteenth Doctor.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,926 - Updated: 8/8/2015 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Complete
Gleipnir's Compass reviews
Post-Avengers one-shot. While serving out his punishment for trying to conquer Midgard, Loki tells Thor and Odin that he's still winning, even chained up in a cave. Warnings for mention of minor spoilers, mention of warfare, Odin's usual brand of failparenting, some one-sided Thor/Loki, and Loki being a little unhinged.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,086 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Fateverse Side Stories
Deadpool/Avengers/Marvel. Side stories from my Fateverse. Pairings include Steve/Tony, Steve/Sharon, fem!Steve/Tony. Warnings per chapter, including AU, rule 63, language, brief violence, and character deaths.
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,260 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011
The Gardener reviews
Dark Avengers AU. Part of my Fateverse. Lester Graves, retired Avenger Bullseye, has a very ordered life despite his wife's eccentricities. Lester/fem!Daken. Warnings: AU, rule 63, language, mental illness, questionable child-rearing practices.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,192 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011
Papillon reviews
The Forger arc of Waiting for the Kick, incl. prequel parts. Sean Eames has many names, but that doesn't make it any easier to give one up. Eames/Arthur starting one-sided. Warnings: shades, violence, language, OC, movie spoilers, canon character death.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,835 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/9/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Eames, Arthur
Waiting for the Kick reviews
Building up a friendship/partnership/romance is awkward when you keep important secrets and misunderstand each other on a fundamental level. Arthur/Eames. Warnings: slash, POV switches, OC, brief language, brief violence, movie spoilers.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,268 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Arthur, Eames
Settling reviews
Jack/Ianto one-shot. SEQUEL to "Perfect." Ianto is well aware of the fact that Jack is settling for his third choice. Spoilers through Season Two and DW: The End of Time; warnings for a M/M relationship and PG-13 swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,173 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Perfect reviews
Jack/Ianto one-shot. Ianto is several kinds of perfect, including one that lets him appreciate what he's got. Spoilers through Season One and DW: The Sound of Drums; warnings for a M/M relationship and PG swearing.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Blackblade
Cable & Deadpool AU fic. Part of my Fateverse. Wade pisses off the ruler of the world and gets marooned in another dimension, where he makes a fresh start. Warnings: AU, language, one-sided slash, end of the world and associated mass murder .
Crossover - Deadpool & X-Force - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,355 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/13/2012 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Nathan S./Cable - Complete
Loomis reviews
Prequel to Pyrotechnics for the Soul. The Savant started life as a skinny reject; then he became a badass and joined the military. Warnings for mild language, soft sci-fi, military geekery, pop culture references, and brief violence.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,723 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Complete
Nobody Told Me He Could Fly reviews
Continues from One, Two, Three, Four. Loser #5 joins the team, develops a raging man-crush on the awesome sniper, and slowly realizes that he's being flirted with by said sniper. Cougar/Jensen. Warnings: language, slash, pranks, military geekery.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,366 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen
Women in the Refrigerator reviews
Dark Avengers/Daredevil one-shot. Fill for the kinkmeme prompt "5 people Daken had sex with and 1 he didn't." Multiple pairs, mainly Daken/Bullseye. Warnings: slash, non-graphic sex, mild language, reference to violence, canon character death.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Complete
End of Dreaming Side Stories
Side chapters set after End of Dreaming. Warnings: OCs, AU, mild language, sci-fi, post-apocalyptic.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,015 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Complete
Missing in Action
Cable & Deadpool crossover with Avengers. Side chapter of my Nightmares sequence. Carol and Johnny go looking for Hank Pym. Warnings for war and brief language.
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,857 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Ms. Marvel/Carol D. - Complete
Equivalent Exchange
Sequel to beginningMIDDLEend. Fuhrer Mustang muses on equivalent exchange, Ishval, Maes, and General Elric. Warning: future!fic, slashy, angst, mild language, canon character death and associated spoilers, not Brotherhood compliant.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
beginningMIDDLEend
First part of a two-shot. Roy considers the three main stages of his acquaintance with Maes. Warnings: slashy, canon character death and associated spoilers, mild language.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Dreams Side Stories reviews
Cable & Deadpool/X-Men crossover. Side chapters set during my Dreams of the Waking Man. Warnings: AU, mild language, mild crack, and brief light violence.
Crossover - X-Men & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,456 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Laura K./X-23 - Complete
Dreams of the Waking Man reviews
Cable&Deadpool/X-Men fic. A long arc about Nate, Wade, and Hope becoming and staying a family. Nate/Wade with light Scott/Emma and Laura/Julian. Warnings: AU, language, violence, brief sexuality, and themes of depression/mental illness. Followed by Nightmares.
Crossover - X-Men & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 65,115 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2011 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Complete
Hypnic Twitches
Cable & Deadpool fic. Set before the Dreams of the Waking Man. In an alternate future, Wade must plot to kill Stryfe so that Hope will be safe. Nate/Wade pairing with some Stryfe/Wade. Warnings: AU, mild gore, violence, language, and character death.
Crossover - Deadpool & X-Force - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,639 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deadpool/Wade W., Nathan S./Cable - Complete
I Don't Dance reviews
Movieverse fic. Why is there no Movies: Iron Man category? An off-kilter romance between a futurist and a relic of the past. Steve/Tony. Warnings: fluffy slash, slight AU, some language, crossover with Blood & Tears.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Miracles reviews
Comic-verse two-shot fix-it fic. Change a few little things here and there, and Cougar manages to make it home alive. Cougar/Jensen. Warnings: slight AU, slash, language, brief threat of violence.
Losers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,136 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Cougar, J. Jensen - Complete
One, Two, Three, Four reviews
Strange hybrid movie-comic-verse. The first four Losers come together. Genfic. Warnings: language, violence, military geekery, and some Burn Notice cameo. Continues with fluffy C/J slash in Nobody Told Me He Could Fly.
Losers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/4/2011 - F. Clay, Cougar - Complete
EB058 reviews
Cable & Deadpool AU oneshot. Part of my Fateverse. In the EB timestream bundle, Wade Wilson became the Horseman of Pestilence. Nate/Wade. Warnings: AU, some rule 63, slash, violence, character death, brief language.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,020 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Complete
Jack Frost reviews
Part of my Fateverse. Set immediately before Gemini. Tom Shepherd is a Head Analyst for the Fate Network, and his twin brother makes snowflakes. No pair. Warnings: language, sci-fi, past character death.
Young Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,023 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Tommy S./Speed, Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Gemini
Deadpool/Young Avengers crossover in a Neverwhere AU. Part of my Fateverse. Mina, Eight-ball's new Keeper, goes on her first mission for the Fate Network and meets a pair of twin witches. Warnings: AU, violence, language, silliness, magic, depression.
Crossover - Neverwhere & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,881 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
The Collector
Part of my Fateverse. The Auditor picks up Eight-ball to deliver it to the Collector, who holds it for its next Keeper. Billy/Teddy background pairing. Warnings: AU, rule 63, brief language, sci-fi.
Crossover - Young Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,387 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Billy K./Wiccan - Complete
Satori in a Papercut reviews
Fateverse AU fic. The story of a brilliant Tony Stark who suffers from intriguing visual hallucinations that revolutionize the Fate Network. Tony/fem!Steve. Warnings: Rule 63, language, mental illness, sci-fi.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,366 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Iron Man/Anthony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Pyrotechnics for the Soul
Cable & Deadpool crossover with my Fateverse. In another universe, Nate devotes his life to saving his best friend, who goes on to have one of the most important jobs in the multiverse. Warnings: language, terminal illness, bromance, euthanasia, sci-fi.
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,218 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Selfish reviews
Steve/Tony one-shot. When Steve gets a mysterious and apparently-terminal disease, he has to watch Tony work himself to exhaustion searching for a cure. Warnings: slight AU, slash, illness, brief language.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 965 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Battlefield reviews
Steve/Tony one-shot. In the aftermath of the Civil War, Steve contemplates his missteps. Warnings: a bit AU, slash, brief language, assorted Civil War spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,745 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Anthony S. - Complete
Almost Like Time Travel
Cable & Deadpool one-shot. A fix-it AU where Wade ends up in the events of Messiah War without being rotten or quite as insane . Nate/Wade pairing. Warnings: AU, slash, silliness, lewd implications, mild language, talk of violence.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Fools Don't Catch Cold reviews
Cable & Deadpool one-shot. Based on a prompt for Wade taking care of Nate while he's got a cold. Nate/Wade pairing. Warnings: slash, silliness, fluff.
Deadpool - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Complete
Chichi Ue reviews
Dark Avengers fic. AU. In 1950s Japan, Logan tries to raise a young son who seems icy and distant.
Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Control
Dark Avengers fic. Victoria is fascinated by the power struggle between Daken and Bullseye. Daken/Bullseye pairing. Warnings: language, slash, violence, brief sexuality, voyeurism.
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
A Brief Fantasy reviews
Dark Avengers fic. Bullseye needs some 'alone time,' but even his fantasizing gets trolled by Daken. Warnings: PWP, sexual content, coarse language, het/slash/femslash, dom/femdom, blood/snuff.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
End of Dreaming reviews
Deadpool/Avengers/Dark Avengers fic. Follows Nightmares. Leading Providence through two major wars and the end of an age. Pairings include Daken/Bullseye and Laura/Julian. Warnings: AU, coarse language, war, violence, character deaths. Followed by Lost & Found.
Crossover - Marvel & Deadpool - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 16,486 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
Dark Avengers. Daken and his pet sociopath, and a series of accidents that turn them into heroes by the year 2020. Crosses over with my Nightmares/End of Dreaming stories. Daken/Lester. Warning: AU, language, slash, light D/s, sexual content, violence.
Marvel - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 36,434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Nightmares reviews
Cable & Deadpool/Marvel Universe crossover. 2019: It's the beginning of the end of the world, and only Wade Wilson has the right tools to save the human race. Assorted slash & het pairs. Warnings: AU, war, language, brief violence, and character death. Followed by End of Dreaming.
Crossover - Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,663 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Complete
Nightmares Side Stories reviews
Cable & Deadpool crossover with Avengers/Young Avengers. Side chapters to my Nightmare sequence. Contains Billy/Teddy. Warnings for AU, slash, brief violence, themes of war, and character death.
Crossover - Young Avengers & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,454 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Tommy S./Speed - Complete
Daydream Alpha: WM343
Cable & Deadpool fic. Alternate ending of the Hypnic Twitches. Stryfe/Wade pairing. Warnings for AU, brief language, brief violence, and slash.
Crossover - Deadpool & X-Force - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,355 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Nathan S./Cable - Complete
Lost & Found reviews
Cable & Deadpool fic. Prelude to the Dreams of the Waking Man arc. More than a thousand years in the future, a wistful Wade Wilson finds a new master. Elements of past Nate/Wade and potential Stryfe/Wade. AU, PG-13 language, Messiah War spoilers, slash. Followed by Hypnic Twiches.
Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Deadpool/Wade W. - Complete