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Joined 07-29-11, id: 3114945, Profile Updated: 06-03-12
Author has written 11 stories for Warcraft.

I'm not a particularly serious writer - I write for fun, not to make the next Encyclopedia Britannica.

Also, I'm quite lazy, so don't be annoyed if I don't update for a long time. It can also be that I have to answer the call of Real Life, which can be sometimes harsh and quite unforgiving.

I particularly love the universes of World Of Warcraft (primary addiction), WarHammer 40,000 (secondary addiction), Mass Effect (was great until BioWare f*ked up the ending) and Homeworld (EPIC WIN). So if you have something to give my mind to devour on these topics, I'm your prime customer. :D

Personal:-

Other than the fact that i'm old enough to vote and old enough to drive, little else need be known. I exist behind your screen, and you probably have seen countless others like me on the street, often in the most ordinary way. Let's leave it at that, hmm?

Still curious? Nah, not falling for that...

Random Points of Thought:-

- Why is it that if somebody sees the M tag on a story, they always assume it has "Adult" material? Well, M rating is above 18. You SHOULD turn away on that (yes, I'm talking to you youngsters out there), lest it scar your pure minds?...Meh, probably not.

- Story alert on a oneshot...are you serious?

- Humour has a multitude of appearances. Parodies are the most obvious (and banal). Subtle humour...lost art. Yes, I'm being hypocritical.

- Angsty stories are just not OK. If being depressed is your thing, go to a Doctor. RIGHT. NOW. Might explain why the angst section of stories have low watch counts.

- The difference between funny and idiotic minds is very slender. Learn to spot that line - it'll be real helpful.

- Geek is the new cool. Don't believe it? See who owns that Ferrari at the end of the next 5 years - the Jocks will drive trash-pickups, the Geeks drive SUVs. Since we use our BRAINS instead of raw muscle. PROBLEM?

- I belong to the National Sarcasm Society. Like we need your support anyhow.

- Patience and Impatience are both needed. Too much or too little of either is bad news. Main reason Mega-Fics are boring after 30 chapters, and 4 chapter fics are over in about 30 minutes. Same reason I don't read Naruto, One Piece and Bleach (yeah I don't like them - sue me).

- Brawn wins fights. Guts wins battles. Instinct wins campaigns. Intelligence wins wars. So be intelligent, the rest follows. Don't use it as an excuse to be physically weak though - that means you're a moron.

- More reviews DOES NOT NECESSARILY EQUAL good story. (Sorry about Caps Lock) Simple call for the chaps who select stories from the front page based on number of reviews - WISE UP!

- If you want to be crazy, go right ahead. You got only one shot at living, might as well be crazy - sometimes it's the best way to go. SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!

- Watching My Little Pony is childish and girly? Please, tell me how manly is Twilight...

- Gnomes and Goblins FTW. So scram, you unintelligent, jealous, no-good jokers. And to hell with the Blood Elves...better, into the whorehouses with them - suits them perfectly.

- Nothing is badly written. There are only good readers and bad readers.

- More guns. More explosions. More GLORIOUS carnage! Because you can never "haf enuf dakka".

- Assuming you've read this far, I'd say you were either genuinely interested in someone else's banal thought, or you're really bored. Maybe both. :P

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40K: Soloman the Blood God by typicalteenager reviews
What if you, an ordinary person, somehow ended up beating Khorne and so end up becoming the Blood God yourself? This is what happens to poor trooper Soloman Castern of the Imperial Guard. And then madness and mayhem ensues... an attempted comedy of 40K: has a mix of random slapstick and an absurd, "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" style of humour. Read and enjoy!
Warhammer - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 60,265 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 6/3/2009 - Daemons, Khorne, OC
Unlikely company by Micula reviews
In the midst of the cataclysm, a night and blood elf find themselves thrown together. Can they conquer their mutual hatred?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 32,515 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Blood Elf, Night Elf
Mobian Holiday Mayhem by Werehog20 reviews
A collab with SonicFanaticInc., this is a series of holiday oneshots where feuds, incest, violence, and humor at the expense of others break out as several characters find out that they're related to each other and must try to be a happy family!
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Family/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 89,949 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 11/25/2012 - Sonic, Shadow, Silver, Black Doom - Complete
Of Claws and Totems by Kechlion reviews
When a Worgen with his humanity intact comes out of hiding to save a Draenei, he'll realize that perhaps living alone isn't so great. His story is one of constant strife: fighting for acceptance, fighting for her heart, and fighting for Azeroth. Rated M for violence, some gore, and some sexuality.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 140,725 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 298 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Worgen, Draenei
Lunar Blood by Dawnchaser reviews
Marcail is a pureblood mage betrothed to a paladin in Silvermoon. On her wedding day, Galen, a night elf warrior sends a raid through her ceremony, kidnapping her to ransom her and get even with her fiance. Set in WOTLK, before Cataclysm. Rated M for smut, M/F. No likey no read.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 84,644 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Blood Elf, Night Elf
Suffer not the Xenos to Live by Advicepuppy reviews
An Imperial Guarsman's life is changed forever as he clears an eldar dwelling on the craftworld of Yul'Te. An epic journey, a story of love, hope, despair, suffering, and death. EXTREMELY GRAPHIC, Contains adult themes though not tactless .
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 112,174 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 377 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Imperial Guard, Eldar
The Cryonic Man A ME2 Story by gale1243 reviews
John Desmond, a 19 year-old bike courier in NYC, lives a normal life. Then, while on a delivery, he is accidentaly cryo frozen and sent up into space as part of Project Archimedes. In 2185, he is found and unfrozen on the Normandy SR-2. Not self-insert
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,790 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 12/10/2011
Dawn of Hospitality by That guy83 reviews
In the grimdark nightmare of the far future, there is only peace...SAY WHAT?
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 69,235 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 12/31/2013 - Published: 10/25/2011
Dear Amy Rose by IHeartSonAmy reviews
A collection of letters penned by Sonic to Amy. Dear Amy Rose...
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,396 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sonic, Amy
First Contact by Animus of Masada reviews
An asari exploration vessel discovers Earth in the 2030's...and the first contact scenario has incredible implications for both species. What does humanity look like through alien eyes? Where do they go from here? /-AU: no Reapers, completely disconnected from the plot of the games, but mostly faithful to the setting. Told from many points of view.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 51,333 - Reviews: 1201 - Favs: 2,089 - Follows: 2,220 - Updated: 4/10/2013 - Published: 8/12/2011
Me, Myself and Andy by 01SonAmy01 reviews
Amy Rose liked herself the way she was: feisty, romantic and a girl. But when it hits home that Sonic is awkward around her, she transforms herself into Andy Rhodes. In her effort to get Sonic's attention, what lengths will she go to to strengthen their relationship, as a boy? SonAmy.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,356 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Amy, Sonic - Complete
A New Life by Aerivia reviews
When Jeïl, a female belf rogue, gets caught trying to kill a general, she is forced to join the Alliance and work for his son. What happens when she meets his son? Suck at summaries...
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,982 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Blood Elf, Night Elf - Complete
Warcraft: The Hammer's Fall by CII reviews
Neltharion once called Deathwing and his companion Calia Hastings attempt to stop the Twilight Cult from completing a project Deathwing left in their care before Thrall cured him. This project could very well bring out the Hour of Twilight.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 89,670 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Deathwing, Dragonkin, Human - Complete
Morning! by JustAnotherRandomWriter reviews
Altair and Ezio find themselves in someones living room...Ezio is tormented by an alarm clock, and Altair is mocked by a freezer. Please R&R, this will just be a bunch of one-shots, introducing the Assassins slowly to the modern world
Assassin's Creed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,250 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Chronicles of the Burger Marines by purplefishman reviews
The Burger Marines... One of the strangest chapters of the Imperium... Dedicated to feed all the actors of the WH40K universe... There are thousands of strange stories that take place in their restaurants. Here are some of them.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 70 - Words: 37,751 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 9/13/2011
A Hero's Journey: The Scarlet Story by ichiro92 reviews
With nothing left, a desperate human joins the Scarlet Crusade. There, he has to battle against the numerous undead plaguing Lordaeron, and maybe even a few members of his own zealous organization . . . BC/WotLK-era.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 75 - Words: 205,295 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Human, The Scourge - Complete
Allies with Benefits by Ranger24 reviews
A little one shot continuation of elements discussed in Road Trip of Madness. Enjoy. ;
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,658 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Lor'themar Theron, Sylvanas Windrunner - Complete
Road Trip of madness by Ranger24 reviews
The Faction Leaders of the Horde and the Allaince are invited to Blizzcon but when an accident kills the Driver they're stuck trying to find their way across North America. Hilarity ensues.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 58,464 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Thrall, Varian Wrynn - Complete
One Week a Month, or: Asric & Jadaar at the Faire by Silverr reviews
Asric and Jadaar convince Silas Darkmoon to hire them, but between Asric's troublesome antics and a mysterious disappearance Jadaar soon has his big blue hands full. ** Co-starring Griftah and several other Darkmoon Faire denizens, and introducing the inimitable Apothecary Arlecchino.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,368 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/17/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Asric, Jadaar - Complete
Of Thorns and Wilted Roses by Similyn reviews
When friends get together for a holiday, the last thing they expected was to have to fight for their very freedom and lives. Sequel to Ileeya's Thorn and Defiant Vengeance.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 94,489 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2012 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Night Elf, Blood Elf - Complete
Mass Effect VS: by TREBOR117 reviews
Mass Effect may be popular with gamers, but that doesn't mean It's popular with other video game charecters. This often leads to debate. Debate of course meaning fighting. Rated M for language and lots of Crack. On hiatus for the foreseeable future
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,323 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011
The Awkward Adventures of Haaram Var by that guy from that place reviews
Haaram Var is a draenei mage of minor renown. History will probably remember him for his wisdom, his unique mode of thinking, and his astronomically poor social skills. These are his stories
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Draenei
The Twelve Days of Winter Veil by Similyn reviews
Jaina Proudmoore wanted to put on a Winter Veil Concert. What could go wrong? One-shot fun. :
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Complete
Tim the Spirit Healer by EmSickle reviews
Tim always wanted to be a hero, shame he had to die to become one. A story about the unsung heroes of the battlefield - the Spirit Healers.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2011 - Spirit Healer - Complete
The Golden Leaves of Fall by Evangeline.star reviews
Follows the story of the high elf Evangeline Goldenleaf as she struggles to remember a world that maybe she didn't want to know in the first place.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,118 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - High Elf
Defiant Vengeance by Similyn reviews
Left for dead, Marisa survived and swore revenge on Stormwind. While avoiding his past, Adam looks to his future. Content with her life in Stormwind, Kristie finds things don't always go as planned as she is quickly caught up in an unwanted adventure.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 114,772 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Human - Complete
A Different Warcraft: Romancing the Coffer by CII reviews
Agent Calia Hastings goes to Uldum to stop Schnottz from gaining access to the Coffer of Promise. However, she is joined by the the unlikeliest companion, her ex-fiancee Neltharion, aka Deathwing! This is gonna be a long night.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 130,610 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 9/17/2011 - Deathwing, Thrall, Human - Complete
Orkhamma40k: In da Far Fyucha, Derez Only WAAAGH! by damaddok reviews
Read Orkhammer, and I loved it. And since my last 40k fic was baleeted, I figured why not try again with something better? Orks infiltrate the Imperial Guard and no one seems to notice...Hilarity ensues as the orks try to emulate Imperial Guardsmen.
Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,432 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 5/10/2010
Ileeya's Thorn by Similyn reviews
All she wanted was to gather some herbs. Someone else had other ideas. Follow Ileeya as fate wraps its tendrils around the young night elf, her family, and her captor.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 79,220 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Night Elf, Blood Elf - Complete
Forbidden Charm by Dawnchaser reviews
Sequel to "Dangerous Attraction". Roan, a blood elf rogue who has befriended Amuuru and Akken, saves a warlock, Sabina, from near death in Mulgore. Another shocking secret is discovered, and the Alliance continue to search for the scrolls!
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 83,254 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Blood Elf, Human - Complete
Inglorious Bosh'tets by 500 Metric Tonnes of Palladium reviews
What was Tali'Zorah doing during the two years after Shepard's death? Discovering that the universe hates her, apparently.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 86,157 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Dangerous Attraction by Dawnchaser reviews
Orlaith, a priestess seeking redemption in the eyes of Darnassas finds comfort in the enemy's embrace. Kayalos, a paladin at the top of his game, is strangely attracted to her, but swore to exterminate the Alliance.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,855 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Night Elf, Blood Elf - Complete
A Medieval Sonic Story by T1Weasel reviews
A little story I put together to keep the writing juices flowing. Starts out with some Sonally, then goes to SonAmy. Please read and review. Rated 'M' for lemons. Story inspired by a picture I saw while surfing the Internet. Link is on my profile.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,343 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Sonic, Amy - Complete
Anti Twilight Association: Why I Hate Twilight by SarcasticTraitor reviews
Why fan girls should just simply give up Twilight and go read some other great book instead...Part 1: Quotes by people all over the world. Fire is APPRECIATED. Go on - we'd love to hear from you.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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The Fall of the Alliance reviews
The long-awaited companion piece to the Fall of the Horde. Set along mostly the same lines, but of an Alliance counteroffensive against the Horde. Set pre-MoP, so no Kung-Fu Pandas. You have been warned!
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,966 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 3/9/2013
The Fall of the Horde reviews
Alternate storyline, detailing a Horde Offensive against the Alliance. Will they succeed? Set after the defeat and death of Deathwing. Highly non-canon, military history style. Full description inside. Read and review?
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,031 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
At Dusk's Last Light
Set just before the vents of the Cataclysm itself. One man finds out about the Twilight Hammer's macabre plan. Can he stop the tragedy that must follow? *Note - This story won't be that regularly updated since I have a lot of exams to write, but do read it first!*
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,781 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/1/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Human
An Unfortunate Encounter reviews
Just a little something I cooked up while leveling my Rogue. One shot. Bit dark, if I may say so.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 637 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Human, Forsaken - Complete
Random WoW Drabbles reviews
Just what the title says. All ridiculous stuff I find while playing goes here. Includes Guildnames, Signs of Too Much WoW, and other stuff you might suggest. So give suggestions, and I'll Drabble on them. In reviews. Now just read the damn thing. :P
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 3/19/2012
The March of the Warsong reviews
Ever wondered what the Warsong Clan sings, since they seem famous for their war chants? Read to know. Oneshot.
Warcraft - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Complete
Resurrection Explained for the Newcomers reviews
Ever wondered how the Spirit Healer thing works in-game? You die, and you're STILL not dead? Well, this little snippet is just for you. Oneshot.
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Complete
The Chargesheet of Arthas Menethil reviews
My first attempt at a Crackfic. Please be gentle! Probably incorrect legal-speak, some errors in spelling, and a lot of anti-Arthas cases. Read and review please!
Warcraft - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,619 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/8/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Arthas Menethil
Waiting for Nightfall reviews
Slightly edited version of the original story. A Knight who survived Arthas's ill-fated mission becomes a freelance warrior. Three years later, he runs into an old friend. Between BC and WoTLK. Slightly deviant from lore, so fair warning to Lore-fanatics
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,660 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Human, Blood Elf
The Last Stand
A retelling of the fall of Quel'Thelas through the eyes of an Elven Ranger who lived to tell the tale. Oneshot, emotional. Rated T to be safe. Added a small note at the end of the story - couldn't help myself :
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,877 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/17/2011 - High Elf - Complete
Mission to Warsong Hold reviews
Short story about a squadron of bombers attacking Warsong Hold from Fizzcrank Airstrip in Northrend. Based on actual events in real life more specifically, WW II . Slightly modified Gnome Tech.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,001 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Gnome - Complete