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Joined 07-29-11, id: 3115182, Profile Updated: 11-13-11
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Fanficreader23, here and alive! I'm changing this profile, because some people might get annoyed about how long this is, so basically rearranging this whole wad of carp. LOL

I'm a unique person, who loves writing stories, drawing, and also painting and baking. I know, i know. I enjoy random things, and i have the most randomest friends. If it is even possible. I love my family and friends, especially this little girl, Alli, whom i treat as a little sister. Best guy friend award is given to Ryan, my awesome guy friend. I mean cousin. The dude who has a crush on me told every single person already, but he never meant to, and i'm not sure about him. Guys, you never understand them. LOL But he's nice. I have a big bunch of friends and i am a clumsy girl, who loves tree climbing, camping, and yes, playing running and hiding games. I've influenced so much people on the Hunger Games, and our teacher doesn't want us to, (for some weird reason) so, you could call it rebelling. :)

Dark brown hair, greyish-brown eyes, olive-ish skin, and favourite color is freaking ORANGE AND GREEN. That's all.

People I am in books;

1.) Hermione Granger- Dude, I'm somewhat of a know-it-all and i always go, "Silly, it's not , it's _". That's where i got the nickname.

2.) Katniss Everdeen- Freakin' indecisive with love but still head strong and fearless, putting love aside for her family and freedom.

3.) Nikki Maxwell- I don't keep a diary, but yes, i have the closest friends to pour out to and am not very sure who to tell and spill it all to.

( I'M KEWL.)

I love all books characters except for some B*tch*s out there. :)

Haters gonna hate, Lovers are accepted.

Hyper Gal, Artist Gal, Crushin' Gal, Friendly Gal, Happy Gal, Everything. :)

Everything else is all up to you. :)

Ten Signs of Obsession with a Book (Series) or Movie

10. You are constantly thinking about it.

9. You have at least a billion characterizations and opinions about it and want to discuss it 24/7.

8. You are thinking of parodies for it and posting them in fanfiction.net.

7. You have a billion questions you want to ask the author (e.g. Does Annabeth have a bellybutton? How does Edward react when he hears sixties' music?).

6. Your friends and immediate family notice that this book (series) or movie is all you ever talk about.

5. You daydream about it when you are bored. (espically in math class, gods its boring)

4. You are constantly thinking of sequels or prequels and putting them on fanfiction.net.

3. When you doodle, it happens to be one or more characters or a symbol in the book (series) or movie.

2. You reread/rewatch the book (series) or movie on a daily basis.

1. You think about it every night before you go to sleep. (Sadly yes)

You Know You're a Book Addict If:

You can randomly open to a page and know exactly what's going on.
Read the book until 4 A.M., then get back up at 7 to continue reading.
You write fan fictions about the book.
You try to get all of your friends (and everyone else) to read your favorite books.
You accidentally call everyone by the character's names.
Everything reminds you of the book.
You quote random lines all the time.
You try to do things that the characters do, even though you know you can't.
You've gotten incredibly bored in class, and debated on doing something your favorite character can do to escape the class.
You have pictures of your favorite characters on your iPod.
You've got a book memorized.
You've read a book more than five times.
You've read a book with 400+ pages in less than two days.
You've planned and prepared a siege on a writer's house because he/she killed a character you like.
You've plotted to murder a character and steal her boyfriend.
You hate it when someone calls your favorite character fictional.
You blatantly deny it when someone calls a character fictional.
Your idol is a character from a book.

1) Are you in a relationship with somebody?

Ummm... consider it as friendship, but i guess so...

2)Do you hate more than 3 people?

I dislike people enough to make me punch them in the gut. And, yes. :D

3) How many houses have you lived in?

2, only moved across the world. :D

4) Favorite candy bar?

I'll have to give it to Oh Henry, but mars is good too... DON'T MAKE ME CHOOSE! >.

5) Favorite shoes?

Ugg boots. Boots in general. Luv to run/walk/strut in comfort. ,

6) Have you ever tripped someone?

By accident, but i said sorry. ;)

7) Least favorite school subject?

Math!!!! God knows who invented that blasted thing. >.

9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD?

No.. my parents never allowed me to... well, she was good before, but now she's... um...

10) Have you ever thrown up in public?

At the school classroom. Heey i was like, junior kindergarten? Don't blame me... too much cereal! :D

11) Name one thing that is always on your mind.

Hunger Games. Obsessed fan. :D

12) Favorite genre of music?

Pop and country. Gotta love those. :D

13) What is your zodiac sign?

Virgo.

14) What time were you born?

Somewhere in the afternoon maybe?

15) Do you like beer?

No. Not a drinker, but i love the funny faces it produces out of me. Never drank that much, but got drunk from a little bit. I have no beer stomach.

16) Ever made a prank phone call?

Yeah... i called up my uncle, he knew it was me. :P

17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own?

Probably the barbie surfing thingie madgigy. XD

18) Are you sarcastic?

Maybe?

19) What are your favorite colors?

Orange, red, blue, green, and purple. Clashing colors, awesomeness. :D

20) How many watches do you own?

two.

21) Summer or winter?

Winter. Nuff said.

23) Favorite color to wear?

Purple. It's cute. :D

24) Pepsi or Sprite?

Pepsi girl, all the way. But sprite tastes good too.

25) What color is your cell phone?

Yellow. It's a Corby. :D

26) Where is your second home?

My Prim's, my Gale's and my idiot's. :D

27) Have you ever slapped someone?

Yeah, by accident.

28) Have you ever had a cavity?

Yeah. The chocolate got it's revenge.

29)How many lamps are in your bedroom?

2. I keep the big light on, i don't like sleeping in the dark.

30) How many video games do you own?

Alot. Lovin' it.

31) What was your first pet?

A fat hamster named Fuzzy. Died.

32) Ever had braces?

Nope.

33) Do looks matter?

Just enough to make you, YOU. Personality is waaaaaay better.

34) Do you use chapstick?

Yeah.. during winter when my lips get all...

35) Name 3 teachers from your High School.

Ummmmm i don't remember, LOL

36) American Eagle or Abercombie?

Abercombie.

37) Are you too forgiving?

No. You get forgiveness when you're ready to be forgiven. If you plan to do it again, why bother?

38) How many children do you want?

two to three. easy to manage.

39) Do you own something from Hot Topic?

Some chains, maybe?

40) Favorite breakfast meal?

Eggs, bacon, sausages, and hot chocolate. Yuuumm

41) Do you own a gun?

I wish i did.

42) Ever thought you were in love?

Yeah.

43)When was the last time you cried?

I burst into tears when my sister told me i was the best sister she's had.

44) What did you do 3 nights ago?

Talked to my sister.

45) Olive Garden? La Panera?

Oliver Garden...

46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy?

She told me we could...

47) Have you ever been in a castle?

Yeah!

48) Nicknames?

Catnip, Katniss, Kat-piss, Coleen, Demi, Deni, etc.

49) Do you know anyone named Bertha?

Nu, uh.

50) Ever been to Kentucky?

No, but looking forward to. :D

51) Do you own something from Banana Republic?

Yeah!

52) Are you thinking about somebody right now?

Hoping so.. my brain's always empty. LOL

53) Have you ever called someone Boo?

yes...

55) Do you own a diamond ring?

No, but me bestfriend does

56) Are you happy with your life right now?

Yes, it’s perfect.

57) Do you dye your hair?

Never tried. :S

58) Does anyone like you?

Yeah. Boy with the bread. Long story.. he gave me bread, okay? XD No, siriusly. :D

59) What year were you born?

Me no tell you! :D

60) What were you doing in May of 1994?

Rampaging the world and torturing rocks in my basement.. i'm weird. XD

61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD?

I think my dad did. :d

62) McDonalds or Wendys?

McDonalds, cuz my first birthday was held there! :D

63) Do you like yourself?

Of course! I'm proud to be me! :D

64) Are you closer to your mother or father?

Daddy all the way! Not much on mommy, but you get it.

65) Favorite physical feature of the preferred sex?

Eyes, smile, dimples, and cheeks. They have to turn red, lol

66) Are you afraid of the dark?

Yeah...

67) Have you ever eaten paste?

Yeah. Thought it was sticky rice, or something.

68) Do you own a webcam?

Lol, why you asking? XD

69) you ever stripped?

HELL NO!!!!! I MAY BE FROM DISTRICT 4, (where all the hotties come from) BUT I DO NOT STRIP!

70) Ever broke a bone?

Ankle. Slipped on freakin' ice. -_-

72) Do you chat on AIM often?

Uhhh.. excuse me?

73) Pringles or Lays?

Pringles!!!!!!!!! All the way

74) Have you ever broken someone's heart?

Yeah... now we're both rebuilding with each other, closer and closer everyday, until BOOOOOOM!

75) Rugrats or Doug?

Rugrats! You gotta' love em!

76) Full House or The Brady Bunch?

Full House!

77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor?

Yes, she is nice. :D

78) Has anyone ever called you fat?

LOL, as a joke. :D

79) Do you have a birth mark?

Yeah, on my knee.

80) Do you own a car?

Nope.

81) Can you cook?

YEAH!!! ESPECIALLY BAKIN'

82) 3 things that annoy you:

- Mean girls. Those b*h*s

-People that are so full of themselves.

- BOOBS. You can't jump up and and down without a bra anymore. T_T

83) Do you text message often?

nope. not that kind of gurl :D

84) Money or love?

Love. Money is just a sick piece of paper that pushes people to buy 'wants'. Love comes with money, too. :D

85) Do you have any scars?

Yeah. From one pinetree, i tried to climb it for ten bucks from my cousin. Guess who got scars on her arm and hands?

Another when i tripped face first into cement, dragging a scar across my forehead. (i swear voldemort wasn't there. XD)

ETC.

86) What do you want more than anything right now?

Food! I’m hungry

87) Do you enjoy scary movies?

Yes, love them!

88) Relationships or quick night stands?

Quick night stands? Oh hell no! relationships is the thing

89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit?

COLA!!!

90) Do you enjoy greasy food?

Mhm

91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies?

who is Rocky?

92) Do you own a box of crayons?

Yes… don’t look at me that way!

94) Who was the last person that said they loved you?

My mom, over the cell phone….

95) Who was the last person that made you mad?

My little sister! She stole my jeans!!!

96) Who was the last person that made you cry?

Sad story, sad, sad story.

97) Who was the last person that made you laugh?

One of my best friends

98) Who was the last person that you fell for?

Do you mean fell, like fell on the ground, or like fell in love with?

99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you?

The girl who make me laugh.

100) Who was the last person that called you?

My jeans steeling little sister

Write down 12 different Hunger Games Characters

1. Katniss

2. Peeta

3. Cinna

4. Rue

5. Prim

6. Finnick

7. Annie

8. Snow

9. Octavia

10. Haymitch

11. Gale (as much as i hate to put him on my page)

12. Maysilee

1.) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Finnick and Gale? Heck no! I'm not that sick of a person.

2.) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

I am not a edophile. Therefore, i do not think Rue is HOT. She is adorable.

3.) What would happen if twelve and eight started going out?

Snow and Maysilee? What the f*ck is wrong with these people. XD

4.) Do you recall any fanfics about nine?

Ummm, Octavia? She's in some, but not the main focus so...

5.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Peeta and Finnick? Nope. They have their respective girls to attend to.

6.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Prim/Octavia? Prim/Haymitch? None! Prim even got scared of Haymitch once!

7.) What would happen if seven walked in on two and eight kissing?

Annie walks in on Peeta and Snow kissing? I reckon she'd have a mental breakdown.

8.) Make up a summary on a three/ten fanfic.

Cinna designs Haymitch some good clothes as per Katniss and Peeta's request! Will he be able to put this surly mentor into some decent clothes? (i got nothing, but maybe i'll do this fic. ^^)

9.) Is there anything as a one/eight fluff?

Katniss and Snow? Would fluff be considered as her hacking his head off?

10.) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fanfic.

Annie and Maysilee, hmmmm... 'Been in the games' would be good, but i think it'll be about their times in their games and how their special someones do something about it. I don't know. XD

11.) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Cinna? I want him to be...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list draw/write eleven?

NOPE!!! All my friends share with me the burning hatred against Gale. :D

13.) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Peeta/Rue/Prim? Maybe... I mean, an alternate universe one perhaps... Teaching them both how to paint pictures, and Rue and Prim are BFF! XD

14.) What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

Haymitch when he finally gets his best wish; the largest beer bottle in the world!

15.) If you wrote a songfic about eight, which song would you choose?

President Snow? Hmm, probably something that shows of his past, like a gentle father or grandfather. Dance with my father again?

16.) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fanfic, what would be the warning?

Katniss/Finnick/Maysilee? Katniss talks to some dead folks, beware of swearing, sexual jokes, and a bit of morbidity. (sexual jokes by finnick.)

17.) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Haymitch to Peeta... "Heeey Gorgeous, you're looking hot because you're out of the oven." (sorry Haymitch is drunken than ever.)

18.) One and eight are in a happy relationship when five runs off with nine. After eight dumps one for two, six gets upset and retaliates by dating twelve. Alone and broken hearted, one travels in search of a friend. Finally, one meets four and seven. The three loners meet ten, who tells each of them to look for love. Four finds three, seven gets eleven, but now one is stuck in a never ending love triangle with six and twelve!

Katniss and Snow are in a happy relationship when Prim runs off with Octavia. After Snow dumps Katniss for Peeta, Finnick gets upset and retaliates by dating Maysilee. Alone and broken hearted, Katniss travels in search for a friend. Finally, Katniss meets Rue and Annie. The three loners meet Haymitch, who tells them to look for love. Rue finds Cinna, Annie gets Gale, but now Katniss is stuck in a never ending love triangle between Finnick and Maysilee.

Errrrrrmmm... O_o

19.) What would be a good title for this?

Freaking Messed up.

20.) What would the genre(s) be?

Horror/Romance/Friendship

21.) The end! By the way, I set you up on a date with three!

OMG Cinna! Thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! :)

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.

A tabby cat slinking around the corner at the other end of the street. ~ Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can... what do you find?

Stapler

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?

NASA Reports from outer space. (i'm a science freak. :D)

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:

1:15? P.M

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?

2:07 P.M

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?

Xbox noises.

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?

Yesterday!!!! Shopping at the Mall, buying books. :D

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?

My reviews. :3

9. What are you wearing?

a green shirt with a turtle on it, and red shorts.

10. Did you dream last night?

Yeah, someone was jabbing a needle into my arm until it reached my wrist. It was a horrid nightmare. T_T (no kidding.) There was also Hunger Games after that, I was a tribute. :D

11. When did you last laugh?

This morning. My sister and i were laughing at Gale. :D

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?

Awards, drawings, pictures, randomness. :3

13. Seen anything weird lately?

I saw my cat eat parmesan cheese...

14. What do you think of this quiz?

It's cool. ]

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?

Every single freakin' interesting book in the world, my own beach house, and get myself a polaroid camera, plane tickets to the philippines, and most of all, buy myself Hunger Games merchandise. PeACE.

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:

i HATE gALE hAWTHORNE. :d

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics…

I would change that there be no Hunger Games, asap. Let The Rebellion, commence! :D

19. A quote that you love/live by:

"You love me, real or not real?"

"Real." ~ Peeta and Katniss, The hunger Games... (Daaaw~)

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?

Annie Elise

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?

Finnick "Finn" Jacob.

27. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"

GORE!!!!! :D

28. Favorite planet?

Earth, cuz that's where Hipsters reside. :D

29. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?

probably my school calling in for why i hit someone squarely in the head for making fun of my friend.

30. What is your favorite ring on your phone?

Good Morning!!! (no, seriously. :D)

31. What shirt are you wearing?

Cebu, Philippines, with a big turtle on it. :D

32. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?

Saucony.

33. Bright or Dark Room?

Both.

34. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?

Cool! Reviewed my story! :D

35. What were you doing at midnight last night?

Talking nonstop about the Hunger Games.

36. What did your last text message you received on your mobile say?

I don't like texting. >.

37. Where is your mailbox?

Downstairs. Down the hall. :D

38. What's a word that you say a lot?

Fudge, frock, hunger, games, friend, book, get, want, need, and crazy.

40. Last furry thing you touched?

Cat.

44. Favorite age you have been so far?

10. Gotta love playing manhunt with 'ya mates! :D

46. What is your current desktop picture?

Kitten. My kitten. :D

47. What was the last thing you said to someone?

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh... (i didn't want to do the dishes.)

48. If you had to choose between a million dollars or being able to fly, which would you take?

Birdies. You could lose your money.

50. The last song you listened to?

Long Live, Taylor Swift. (listen to it! It screams Hunger Games!)

51. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?

How dare they???? Of course i would.

52. If you could punch one person in the face who's in your life right now, who would it be?

Gale Hawthorne. Nuff Said. :D

53. IF YOU COULD BE DOING ANYTHING RIGHT NOW, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Talking to my friends. :D

54. Your worst fault?

I lied. :C

Top five worst things to say to a Hunger Games victor when they return home. Copy this to your profile. That's an order.

1. Oh, you're back.

2. Hey, you were on T.V.!

3. I didn't approve of that violence young man.

4. So, how was it?

5. Besides that how was your vaca- time?

I've always been a daddy's girl. I've loved my dad so much. I cried whenever he couldn't attend to my awarding ceremonies, because my mom had to clip on the medal for me. I hated when he had to leave, because he has to work for so long, he's not at home on weekdays, and only arrives on friday nights. My dad was always in favor for me, and posted every single award i had on the internet, for our old friends to see. He always put "That's my girl, so much awards, so much intelligence, takes after daddy, right darling? ;)" I always blush when says that, and for most of my awarding ceremonies he was beside me, he smiled at me when i was the master of ceremonies. Dad's are amazing. But i love my mom too. But more of a daddy's girl. I can't imagine a world without my dad. I've laughed, cried and even scared him. I love you, Papa. :)

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.''I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me! I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose. My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

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FEMALE COMEBACKS!!
pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and I together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Woman: It's gonna hurt when I hit you upside the head

Man: Your the most beautiful thing I have ever seen
Woman: Really, because when I see you I want to hurl

If you repost this you will get a phone call 37 minutes after you repost
this...
If you don't resend this then your love life will be doomed for eternity.

What a Boyfriend Should do:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her

When she stares at your mouth, Kiss her

When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and don’t let go

When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong

When she ignores you, Give her your attention

When she pull's away, Pull her back

When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying, Just hold her and don’t say a word

When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared, Protect her

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steals your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt, Back yourself up

When she say's that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands, Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does

When she misses you, she's hurting inside

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it

Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything.

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

When she says she's ok don’t believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back

Stay up all night with her when she's sick

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid

Give her the world

Let her wear your clothes

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her

Let her know she's important

Kiss her in the pouring rain

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will:
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "I’d be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend " or " what a boyfriend should do"

My fave quotes from my friends:

Anthony(my stylist guy friend, I call him Cinna XD): Yo, sister, you better back off my sister, or else you'll be my sister! (his death threat to any one who harms me)

ME: YEAH! GO ANTHONY!!!

Alli(one of my bestest friends, treat her like a sister, my Prim): You know what, we should move out when were college,

ME:Yeah,

Alli: And go into a big university

ME: Yeah,

Alli: And live in a big appartment, you and me

ME: Yeah

Alli: Then have a party, and we'll be so popular, Katniss! (She calls me that by habit, T_T)

ME: Oh, yeah! (daydreams about the possibilities)

Alli: And we get MURDERED!

ME: Yeah,! Wait, what? (Complete look of stupidity)

Alli: You just got pwned!

ME: Oh, shuddap. >_

ME: *walking in the school yard* Hey, jeri! *waves*

JERI(you could call him drunk. XD): *Waves me to go away.*

ME: What's your name? *smiles*

Jeri: HAYMITCH!

ME: Okayyyy... (durrrrrr)

Me: Okay, Ryan! Gimme adjectives!

Ryan(my so called cousin 'cause we love fooling people, and they eat it all up): For you?

ME: Yeah, describe me in 10 adjectives.

RYan: Nice, smart, funny, goodlooking, cousin-y, awesome, cool, loud, stylish, and friendly. :)

Me: Thanks, cous! (hugs him)

A huge pile of girls who possibly like him cause he's GOOD LOOKING: OMG, you guys are cousins!?

US BOTH: Yeah, of course! *fist bumps each other*

Girls: Ughh!!!! (probably jealous cause' i'm having a close bond with him)

ME: *entering Ryell's class room* Yo, Ry!

Ryell: Hey, whazzup! *waves*

Me: I need to get a textbook from your desk, do you mind? *bends down and starts shoveling through his desk*

Ryell: Sure!

Boy beside Ryell: Whoah, Ryell! Is she your...

Ryell: No! She's my cousin, and the best one ever!

ME: Yeah! Aww,thanks!

Ryell: No prob, cus!

*I head out the door*

Boy beside Ryell: Well i think she's pretty.

ME: WTF?

I just wanna tell ya my somewhat lurv story, but we're fading apart now, but sometimes we float back together

My Biggest Dream:

Everything.

Hunger GAMES!!!!:

Your favourite character?:

CINNA!!! He apparently rocks in my eyes.

Team Peeta or Gale?:

No hates, but i think Peeta deserves Katniss. But, i've read mockingjay... so... :) And also, screw the teams, THIS IS NOT TWILIGHT!

Most Hated Character?:

Gale. Nuff said.

If Peeta decorated all your birthday cakes?:

I would faint, die, get ressurected, scream, hug him,(while getting an evil glare from katniss) and thank him, and faint again. XD

What if Cinna designed all your clothes?:

I would wear everything with swagger, i mean, who wouldn't? *starts giggling and spinning, even though not wearing a dress*

What if someone told you in your face that Gale is better off with Katniss?:

I would be calm, answer them politely and... WHO AM I KIDDING? I'd hiss at them, yell into their ear, snap their neck and punch their gut. Make them beg to stop.

And may the odds, be ever in your favor!!! :):):):)

YOUR GUY SIDE:

X You love hoodies.
X You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
X It's hilarious when people get hurt.
X You've played with/against boys on a team.
X Shopping is torture.
Sappy movies suck.
X You own/ed an X-Box.
X Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
XAt some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
X You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
X You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
X You watch sports on TV.
X Gory movies are cool.
X You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.

You like going to high school football games.

You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
X Baggy pants are cool to wear.
X It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.

x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
X You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
X Talk with food in your mouth.
X Sleep with your socks on at night

TOTAL -- 22 (OMG)

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

X You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
X You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
X You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
X You are/were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
X You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
X You care about what you look like.
X You like wearing dresses when you can.
X You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
X You love the movies.
X Used to play with dolls as little kid.
X Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL -- 10 (OH WOW)

These are the dudes i wished were not fictional:

1. Peeta Mellark (The Hunger Games)

2. Cinna (THG)

3. Ron Weasley (Harry Potter)

4. Edmund (Narnia)

5. Severus Snape (Harry Potter) (OKAY, I AM SORRY)

Katniss is the Girl on Fire. If you are against the Capitol, post this on your profile.

If you have trouble coping with the fact that Peeta Mellark, Gale Hawthorne, Finnick Odair, Haymitch Abernathy, and other men from the Hunger Games are fictional characters, post this on your profile.

If you just can't believe that Finnick, Prim and Cinna are dead, post this on your profile.

(I AM PROUD)

It's funny that i can't count how much guy-friends I have, but i can't put on nailpolish neatly. T_T

It's weird when the random kid went to and said, "OOOOHHHH, YOU LIKE _" T_T

A boy tried to punch me, he missed, and punched the desk. I LoleD. :)

The guys in my school think it's illegal to punch a girl, and girl's get noble prizes when they pound guys. I loled.

A boy tripped me, infront of the many popular girls. I've never hit anyone harder.

Call me a tomboy, I deserve it. :)

If your life was a movie

Rules:
1. Copy and paste this onto your profile
2. Erase my answers
3. re shuffle and fill in your songs

4. DON'T SKIP ANY SONGS!!! ;) No matter how ridiculous it gets.

OPENING CREDITS

Where is the love by Black eyed peas (:) )

WAKING UP

One Time by Justin Bieber

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

Frontline- Pillar

FALLING IN LOVE

Especially For You by MYMP

FIGHT SONG

I kissed a girl by Katy Perry

BREAKING UP

In the end by Linkin Park

PROM NIGHT

Best of both worlds by Miley Cyrus

LIFE

My Life would suck without you by Kelly Clarkson

MENTAL BREAKDOWN

Insomia by Craig David

DRIVING

Halo/Walking on sunshine by Glee

FLASHBACK

You belong with me by Taylor Swift

GETTING BACK TOGETHER

Paparazzi by Lady Gaga

BIRTH OF A CHILD

One more time by V.A

FINAL BATTLE

Superstar by Toybox

FUNERAL SONG

Almost Paradise by TMAX

FINAL CREDITS

I kissed a girl by katy perry

A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer
I promise to remember Rue
When mockingbirds’ songs wake me
I’ll think of Foxface every time
I eat a strange new berry
If a little girl ever pets a goat
I promise to think of Prim
And if my best friend acts depressed
Then Gale; I’ll think of him
When I toss some wood in the fire
I’ll think of Katniss every time
And I’ll always think of Peeta
When I eat cake that is sublime
The Capitol will cross my mind
When someone is unfair
I’ll be sure to think of Clove
Each time I pretend to care
I’ll always think of Glimmer
If someone’s pretty, but a dunce
And Thresh will occupy my mind
If I spare someone, something... Once
Whenever I watch a reality show
I will think of the Hunger Games
I’ll sure imagine Haymitch
If someone calls me names
I swear to think of Cato
When I’m homicidally inclined
I’ll make sure I think of Effie
When there’s nothing on my mind
I swear to remember the Hunger Games
And Catching Fire too
It’s important to think of the characters
But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)

(Got it from Mockingjayflying's page!)

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

96 percent of teens won't stand up for Christ. If you are one of the 4 percent that will, copy and paste this in your profile.

I love Jesus, Jesus love love love love love love love loves me, if you believe Jesus loves you paste this in your profile.

*SPOILERS

*Me kicking Mockingjay on the floor*

*All HG characters walk in*

All: What the heck are you doing, Demi?

ME: Finnick DIED!!!! *tears wildly streaming from my eyes*

Finnick: Oh no i didn't!

ME: Yes you did! *pouty lips*

Finnick: How.. how.. can this be? I'm too sexy to die? *starts to sob*

Me: Ofcourse you are! *goes and pounces on Finnick* MINE!!! *switches to rabid fangirl*

Finnick: GUYS!!! HELP!!! *trying to get away* Annie! Annie!

Me: No, it's "Demi!" Not Annie!

Finnick: Help! Wait, aren't you still sad about me dying?

Me: *jumps off to the corner* Ye-yes... *Rocking myself*

All: Ohhhh... What did you dooooooooo???????

Finnick: Shuddap. :c

Me: Anyways... *jumps up and recover from sadness* don't be sad, baby! *hugs Finnick*

Finnick: Okay, let go.

Me: Nope.

Kung Pinoy ka, at maligaya, i lagay mo ito sa iyong profile tapos ilagay mo ang pen-name mo. Ako ang nag simula,

~fanficreader23

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!

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Baby Longbottom by DragonWriterZZ reviews
Neville and Luna Longbottom have a child of their own, creating a new addition to the future children of Hogwarts! So what do you get when you mix Neville and Luna into one child? Read and find out! Scorpius/Rose and more! You won't regret reading! R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 29 - Words: 36,127 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 5/11/2014 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Neville L., Luna L.
Capitol's Whore by Lily-on-the-water reviews
Katniss and Peeta have survived, but the games aren't over. Now Katniss is being sold off by the Capitol to the highest bidders. Will the games ever stop, or will she be the Capitol's whore forever?
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 15,286 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Katniss E.
Love of Mine by Horch reviews
Once, there lived a girl who went crazy and a boy who lived a life full of lies. Some drabble about Finnick, Annie, and their love story.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 5,864 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 7/30/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O.
Learning to live by GigglesandShizz reviews
This story is going to be about filling in that gap Suzanne Collins left us between the ending of Mockingjay and the epilogue and adding in more detail. How Katniss and and Peeta grew close again and went on to have 2 children. 'His voice and his voice alone pull me from the nightmare. I gasp as I sit up in the bed, but this time when I reach out his arms are there for me.'
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,810 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 262 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Mockingjay Reborn by MockingjayFlying reviews
My name is Katniss Mellark. I am 24 years old. I have a loving husband, a beautiful daughter, and another child on the way. My life is wonderful right now. Little does Katniss know that life is going to become a catastrophe in a blink of an eye.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,438 - Reviews: 276 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Katniss E.
Slave to the Capital by Writerchic88 reviews
This is Finnick's story from the time from his win of the Hunger Games to The 74th Hunger Games, it has a lot of Anick smut. Please R&R I want feedback even if you don't like it... :-D! ALSO RATED M FOR A REASON, IT IS VERY DARK!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/23/2012 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C.
After The Rebellion by EmKathleen13 reviews
The rebellion has been over for several years. Katniss and Peeta are now married, expecting life to be better for them and their 2 kids. But Katniss still has nightmares now and then and there are people she hasn't seen in 20 years. What will she do when everything and everyone begins to remind her of the horrors of her past once more?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,967 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/19/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
The Sun is Gonna Shine by monroeslittle reviews
"But whatever the reason, if you are pregnant, would it be so bad?" post-Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,267 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 205 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Peeta's Pastry Puns by PeetasAndHerondales reviews
Post-Epilogue. Katniss and Peeta get down and dirty at the bakery, along with some jokes and other unexpected surprises. Kind of OOC, but it's all good fun. Sequel: Katniss' Kinky Cravings.
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,400 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 12/16/2011 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Colours by DCdreamer55 reviews
"What's your favourite colour?" she asked me as we walked along the shoreline. "Mine's blue, like she sea." I smile at her before answering. "Green." "Like your eyes?" "No." I say, shaking my head. "Like yours." Finnick and Annie :
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
It's Friday by Horch reviews
Just after the second Rebellion, Katniss and the others find a CD containing an extremely dangerous song from the past - Friday by Rebecca Black - that just might change their lives forever, for better or for worse. Not meant to offend Rebecca Black.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 10,382 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/19/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Complete
The Truth by RemiccoLim reviews
-suspended-This story is a continuation of Catching Fire. Katniss is really pregnant and has been thrown into the arena, fighting for her life. But Peeta doesn't know the truth, what happens when he finds out? If he ever does.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 17,065 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
The bubble is just an illusion by Blame the Alcohol reviews
A boy who understands too late... The picture is not mine, creds to the painter
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Complete
A Perfect Ending by deathmunchingoreoslayer reviews
After the final battle, Neville and Luna get together and a new 'Nineteen Years Later' with a NeLuna family.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Through Them by Kazlene la Suicine reviews
Only through watching Lorcan and Lysander, Neville thinks about Luna and her whereabouts
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Neville L., Luna L. - Complete
Breakdown by PaulineMail reviews
Sequel of An Old Friendship, although it can be read as a seperate story. A seven months pregnant Katniss has to face the dark side of the person living with her.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,909 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 10/8/2011 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Lily by PaulineMail reviews
Katniss is about to give birth to her first child. Sequel of "Breakdown", even though it's not necessary to have read it beforehand. Oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,197 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 20 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Survivors by Hollywood Here We Come reviews
Katniss struggles to keep herself together in the year following the war.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Ever After by The-Queen-of-Hearts29 reviews
Katniss has survived the Hunger Games, the Rebellion, and the deaths of those she loves. This is the story of everything that happened after. How Panem was rebuilt better than ever. How she fell in love. How she learned to live once again. KatnissXPeeta
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 33,313 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Under the Stars by Shaley-Humdinger-the-3rd reviews
She remembered doing this with her mum. She always loved how peaceful it was. She coulsn't wait till she did it with her children.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
The Hunger Games: Life with the Mellarks by K-OfTheSouthernIsles reviews
This is to fill the gap between the end of MockingJay and the epilogue. I start with the ending words of MockingJay. I hope you enjoy. Peeta/Katniss. Rated T because it's not really a K story, but nothing bad in here. Thanks.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,270 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/27/2011 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Always by TheSoggyBug reviews
Post MJ oneshot. The day Peeta and Katniss reunited or something like that . Bloody brilliant, so read and review.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
One Last Ride by saturnspell reviews
Hermione is dying and Ron is forbidden to take her home to die. What happens! A really sad story, sorry. Rated T to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,509 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
A Pretty Twist by MyLifeIsUnwritten reviews
What would happen if the personalities of Katniss and Peeta have switched? It doesn't mean Peeta doesn't have a crush on Katniss. But what would have happened?
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,572 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/5/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E.
Baby Names by thepinkunicorn reviews
Katniss and Peeta are happily married and Katniss is naming her children. A little one-shot to make you laugh.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 165 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Published: 8/29/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
Harry and Ginny get engaged by klainebowsandpercabeth reviews
My take on how Ginny and Harry would get engaged.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Quite Unwell by Caoimhe-Etoile reviews
'Cause I stole your soul; Annie and Finnick's roles are reversed. Finnick lives, and Annie dies pregnant. Don't you wonder what nightmares Finnick might have?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Lead Me Back Home by bexzilla36 reviews
What happens in Annie's mind when she shields her ears and closes her eyes shut while the memories of the arena all flow back to her? And how Finnick brings her back with just a few hushed words. A one shot on how the arena can do much more than scar.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,024 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
My First Date with Katniss Everdeen by holymfwickee reviews
AU. Take a deep breath. Wipe the sweat off your hands. Don't let her scowl make you nervous. You're only talking to the girl you've been in love with your entire life.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 116,264 - Reviews: 1553 - Favs: 3,124 - Follows: 951 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
I Don't Wanna Miss A Thing by RayleeJane reviews
Ginny and Harry are at Lily's graduation. Ginny decides to take a walk before the ceremony and ends up taking a walk down memory lane instead. When Harry goes to find out whats wrong he joins her in the reminiscing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,343 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Kids have questions by JustAnotherGuy100 reviews
Rose and Hugo have some questions about some late night 'activities' of their parents.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/8/2011 - [Hermione G., Ron W.] Rose W., Hugo W. - Complete
The Miranda Priestly of the Wizarding World by kuckookazoo reviews
A little moment from Ron and Hermione's life. Hermione has impossible demands when she's pregnant with their first child. Ron tries to do as much as he can to please her without going insane. :P
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,061 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Better Than a Diamond by finalchapterrevisited reviews
Peeta proposes to Katniss. Happens after Mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 685 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Family Day by Lildizzle reviews
The 24th anniversary of Katniss and Peeta's first Reaping. Written for Starvation's July one shot competition. Theme: Celebration ***Contains MJ spoilers***
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,691 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Child's Song by Jamimlia reviews
a child's voice and a tale of death
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Before I was THE Finnick Odair by hermionemellark reviews
Finnick and Annie from when he first laid eyes on her.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C.
There Are Worse Games To Play by 3Mindy3 reviews
Katniss is upset after watching her children play a certain game in the field, but Peeta is always there to calm her down. Post-Mockingjay one-shot from Katniss's POV. Katniss x Peeta obviously!
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Happy Birthday Finnick Odair by twiistedfantasy reviews
Finnick's 25th birthday in District 4. Story much better than discription, trust me. Rated T for language and mildly suggested themes. One shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Katniss and Peeta My life after the Games by Muggleborn Malfoy reviews
So the titlesays it all. These are little short stories based on Peeta and Katniss before and afterthe Mockingjay epilogue. Disclaimer: I don't own this. The last chapter has two words that are unsuitable for children.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/4/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Dear Finnick by C.K.isback reviews
Fifteen years after the Rebellion, Annie writes Finnick a letter.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 675 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/30/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Dandelions and Primroses by Mrs. Naara reviews
12 years after the events of MockingJay, a little detail inside the not so descriptive epilogue. Focuses on their young daughter, Rosy, as well as Katniss' reaction to finding out that she's pregnant with their second child. NOW COMPLETE! SEQUEL WIP!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,854 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/30/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
No Regrets by Horch reviews
A short one-shot about the day Finnick proposes to Annie. Finnick's POV of I Can't Live Without You. Not necessary to have read that first, though. Warning: lots of fluff.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Unforgettable by Horch reviews
Finnick and Annie's wedding. Told in Annie's POV. Major spoilers for Mockingjay. One-shot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/19/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Orange by Stranded Star reviews
"I want you to imagine you're a canvas...and that I'm going to fill you all over and up with pigments of me." P/K. Post-Mockingjay. 100-word drabble.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 111 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Rain Drops by MockingjayFlying reviews
MOCKINGKJAY SPOILER ALERT! Okay, this is a small oneshot about Peeta and Katniss and how they deal with her being pregnant for the first time. Katniss plus hormones equals DANGER. Just read it. For me? I know ya wanna! :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Generations by RedAnko reviews
The birth of Katniss and Peeta's first child. Oneshot, K/P, spoilers through Mockingjay, general angst and fluff to be expected of K/P.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
In Love with the Boy by ThisIsTrueImmortality reviews
Lucerne Mellark and her boyfriend Daniel are caught sneaking home late one night by her irate father. It might take several memories and a heavy question to convince Peeta not to trounce the boy. A Hunger Games Next Generation oneshot.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,411 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Blond hair and Blue eyes by MockingjayFlying reviews
I thought that there wasn't enough of Peeta and Prim as family/friends in the hunger games series so I wrote one! This takes place in catching fire before, when Katniss sprained her foot and she was asleep. This is in Peeta's Point of view.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,405 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/11/2011 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Peeta M., Prim E. - Complete
In Their Favor by Juliet Hummel-Anderson reviews
She as learned to love something she didn't want. Spoilers, kind of.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
As Deep as the Sea by ThatCoolKidSpardel reviews
Finnick Odair and Annie Cresta...the only ones that understand the other. Fluffy/smutty oneshot of what I think they're first time would've been like!
Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Just Maybe by Nindira reviews
I dreamed of this once, a place where Peeta's child could be safe, but not once did I dream the mother to be me.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,015 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Fin by mrsuriestump reviews
Post-Mockingjay. He's the only thing keeping Annie from snapping again... I suck at summaries, a lot better than it sounds.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
Tribute by maremarethebear reviews
What if Katniss couldn't volunteer to take Prim's place? What if Prim was in the 74th Hunger Games instead of Katniss?
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 24,011 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/15/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Prim E., Peeta M. - Complete
One Among Thousands by Wintermoth reviews
Primrose Everdeen!" Fear. To be afraid. This is not fear. I was shaking from head to toe and I was sure there was no color left in my face. This is not fear. This is terror. - Prim during the reaping of the seventy-fourth Hunger Games. OLD
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,522 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Prim E., Katniss E. - Complete
After the Act by Mrs.Peeta Mellark reviews
A short, to-the-point flash forward in Katniss and Peeta's life. Probably 10-20 years after Catching Fire.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Katniss E. - Complete
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63rd Hunger Games reviews
Today is the day of the reaping, the most dreaded day for other people. Why am i worried? I'm a career. But maybe, just maybe. My name will be drawn. Rated T, cause it's the Hunger Games! R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,314 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Other tributes
Enchanted to meet you reviews
Dragged into a Capitol party again, forced to put up some sort of an act to please the beckons of the crowds. Keep being the star-crossed lovers, they say. Oh, Katniss, don't you realise? Peeta was enchanted to meet you! Spoliers, maybe? R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/17/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
His Heart reviews
Ocean waves crash and the sky darkens, and someone who is special will arrive now. "What makes me so rare, Annie?" A question to be answered. Finian fic. Itty Bitty Spoilers. R&R! :
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/15/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Best Day reviews
I know i've had the best days, with you. A nightmare is swapped in for a dream, for katniss. What'll it all be like? Small Mockingjay spoilers, though. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,074 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Katniss E. - Complete
School Days reviews
A day at school in district 12, what lies ahead? Sisterly love, no spoilers!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,012 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/8/2011 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Katniss E., Prim E. - Complete
Chance reviews
Wish upon a shooting star, what'll happen next? Spoilers, but fluffy fic. :D
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,686 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Quarter Quell reviews
How would've it been like to let go of him? To manage without him? Just when you thought he had one, the Quarter Quell has begun. Short Finnick and Annie story, Quarter quell reaping thingy. Read and Review! Can be a spoiler!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Finnick O., Annie C. - Complete
Baby Shower reviews
A baby shower for our Mockingjay. What goes on on this very special day? Of course, Mockingjay spoilers, again. , But anyways, story is better than summary! Please read and review! Thanks!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Remembering Him reviews
District 4 hasn't been the same, no one has been. But, everyone must remember to remember him, Finnick Odair, through everything. Finian, Spoiler!
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Annie C., Finnick O. - Complete
So close reviews
A little chit chat between our two victors. What's going on in Peeta's mind? Songfic
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 967 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Primrose Rue reviews
There's a baby girl being dropped off, and guess who's hands it falls into? Mockingjay spoilers, up ahead.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Peeta M., Katniss E. - Complete
Lullaby reviews
A lullaby is the sweetest thing a parent can give. Comfort, love, and kindness, will you expect the two people who made history in Panem to be singing them?
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Rekindling a fire reviews
On one snowy morning, a telephone call will start a brand new point; rekindling their fire. Maybe a spoiler.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,034 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
We're in this together reviews
Memories of before will come back to haunt, but guess who's there to comfort her when no one else can't? Fluffy or something, maybe a spoiler. XD
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,712 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M. - Complete
Slice of life reviews
A snowy day at the bakery, slice of life. Better than summary. Can be a spoiler, if you haven't read mockingjay.
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,659 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.
Nightmare reviews
A new nightmare arrives and it's up to him to lead her back to the real world, to calm her down, and to keep her in his arms. Forever.
Hunger Games - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Katniss E., Peeta M.