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Name: BackgroundNoise99, AKA Procrastinator Extraordinaire. Really. It's pretty bad.

Age: Between 10 and 78. I sincerely doubt I'll live to 100 so I had to choose a random higher number. >.>

Location: Sadly, a backwards, little, redneck place that nobody ever seems to know about. Seriously. No joke. For example:

"Hey! Where do you live, again?...Is that even in this state? I've never heard of it before. Where is it?...I don't know where that is either..."

I seem to have an everlasting stream of ideas that come to me as easily as I breathe. Therefore, I tend to have more than ten stories going on at one time, at all times. To be honest, I only have a few stories that have actually gone past ten chapters. Most of them are centered around anime, though I do have several movie, book, and TV based ones. Whenever I get around to putting them on here, you'll find that they tend to have things in common, mostly music for example or something that leans toward artsy stuff. I'm under the strict impression that music is absolutely necessary for life. It's where I get my inspiration, so I think I feel the need to include it.

Let it be known that I greatly accept criticism, as long as you don't bash anything to the extreme. If you don't understand something, please feel free to PM me or leave a comment and I'll do my best to explain or modify. I'd also like to know if there are any grammar or spelling mistakes. As of now, the only Beta I have is Microsoft Word. And even it can be sketchy from time to time.

I tend to be a sucker for clichés and most of my stories tend to have a lot of unsavory language, spilled blood, angst, morbid humor, and the like. So, they will be rated T and up. I can't help but put twists into stories based on the varying things I write about. As such, I tend to have a lot of FixIt stories. Especially when one of my favorite characters die. Or, you know, all of them. Sirius, Remus, Tonks, Mady-Eye, Dobby, Hedwig, AND Fred! Really? REALLY?! Why, J.K., why!? Not to mention Maes from FMA. I cry, shamelessly, every time I watch the scene.

My final warning: As I am open minded, so are the main characters of my stories. I do not accept the bashing of homosexuality. In fact, I will not have it. People need to be more open minded. Just because you dislike something, it doesn't mean others have to dislike it too. This also goes for religion and everything else, for that matter, though it doesn't excuse them for doing the same. As such, I'll tack on yet another warning. I'll even made it noticeable for every one.

I WILL BE WRITING STORIES WITH HOMOSEXUAL CHARACTERS IN (Implied or Described) SEXUAL SITUATIONS, IF IT'S YAOI(Male/Male) OR MAYBE EVEN YURI(Female/Female). THESE CHARACTERS MAY BE THE SUPPORT OR THE MAIN. IF YOU DISAPPROVE, KINDLY TAKE YOURSELF ELSE WHERE. I DON'T WANT TO RECEIVE ANY HATE-FILLED COMMENTS/MESSAGES WHEN YOU CAN'T JUST SIMPLY WALK AWAY. IT JUST MAKES YOU LOOK FOOLISH. THANK YOU.

I think that's about it...Yes. I believe so. As soon as this mandatory two day wait is over, I'll be posting some of my stories. But for now, I suppose I should put down some of the anime/movies/TV shows that I tend to base my stories off of.

Anime - Bleach, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Inuyasha, Ouran High School Host Club, Gakuen Heaven(Yaoi), Pokemon(Though I wouldn't really call it Anime...), and I've been thinking about Full Metal Panic lately...

Movies/TV Shows - Torchwood, DoctorWho, X-Men, Star Trek: Reboot, Supernatural

Games - Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Mass Effect, Dragon Age

Oh. I also have like, four, Harry Potter stories but those are more based off of the books than the movies, though I occasionally throw in a thing or two from the movies...

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The Hare Swallowed Whole by CalypsoKitsune reviews
Amilee is dragged to a realm of elves, dwarves, magic, and evils never encountered in our world. This is her story of romance, drama, tragedies, and triumphs as she comes into her own as a true warrior in the realm of Thedas. Part 1. Rated M for later chapters.
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,611 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 4/10 - Published: 9/9/2011 - Anders, Fenris, OC
Iridescent by Moerighan reviews
A young girl comes Thedas in an unusual way and makes friends in strange places, will she find her way home? And will the strange markings that the blood mage gave her help her in any way? M!Hawke with OC/Fenris OC/Sebastian (Cover pic commissioned by askbroodyelf.)
Dragon Age - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,323 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 6/28/2014 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Fenris, Sebastian V., Hawke (M), OC
Smile If You Love Me by uzumaki rakku reviews
Collection of ficlets, drabbles, one-sentence drabbles and future fic previews. Some sweet, some sad, some silly, but all short and all KakaNaru and/or NaruKaka. #27: Current Happenings. Naruto's not the only one with no sense of self-preservation, and several unfortunate people attempt to interact with Kakashi right after his electrifying encounter... [Timetravel, teenage Kakashi]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 5/12/2014 - Published: 9/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Kakashi H.] Minato N., Kushina U.
XMen meet the Potters by Kileam reviews
AU-Harry needs a place to keep Teddy safe; what better place than a mutant school? Now, they just need to deal with his monthly problem...-Slash HP/Saber Wolv/Gam M-Preg.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 69,850 - Reviews: 1012 - Favs: 1,954 - Follows: 2,620 - Updated: 2/7/2014 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P., Sabretooth
Guardian Angel by Night Shade 1427 reviews
What if Naruto hadn't really been alone? With the spirit of his father and the Kyuubi by his side, things will turn out differently for Naruto as he goes on the path to becoming the Hokage and reclaiming his rightful name... MinafemKyuu;KakaIru;ShikaNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 43 - Words: 158,737 - Reviews: 1991 - Favs: 2,703 - Follows: 2,607 - Updated: 2/1/2014 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Minato N.
Heart and Soul by Sillimaure reviews
The Dementor attack on Harry during the summer after his fourth year leaves him on the verge of having his wand snapped. Unwilling to leave anything to chance, Sirius Black sets events into motion which will change Harry's life forever. HP/HG/FD
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 80 - Words: 752,614 - Reviews: 5729 - Favs: 6,600 - Follows: 5,933 - Updated: 1/19/2014 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D. - Complete
Dirty Little Secret by Echo1317 reviews
Just because she has his blood doesn't mean she has to be like him- right? Erin Riddle has a dirty little secret, and she can't help but think that it might just be the death of her, and the people she loves most. Draco/OC, further explanation inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 50 - Words: 137,674 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Draco M., Blaise Z., OC - Complete
KarmaYaoi Edit by fuzzibunniez reviews
Collection of Ichigo One Shots. YAOI Mature. Review please and make pairing suggestions
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 43,711 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 5/22/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Ichigo K., J. Ukitake
Negotiated Infidelity by tsusami reviews
There were rules to be followed. Naruto had set them himself. Until he meets a stranger who challenges everything. NaruSasu, NaruGaara.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,866 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Naruto U., Gaara
You're My Heart But I'm Your Weapon by Prey To The Predator reviews
A year ago an 18 year old Anastasia Nixon caught the attention of Torchwood when she helped save her school from being overrun with aliens. Now, a year later, she is second-in-command and loving her life.One problem... Captain Jack Harkness. Jack/OC (ON HIATUS)
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 89,112 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Jack H., OC
Mass of Drabbles by ShadesOfMauve reviews
This is a dumping ground for random Mass Effect drabbles. Mostly secondary characters, with special love for our favorite tattooed, swearing merc. NOT Star to Steer Her By universe. If you're looking for serious reading, look elsewhere!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 4,656 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 6/13/2011 - Zaeed M., Dr. Chakwas
Telos by Abstracted reviews
The Wizarding World is in a frenzy when the Hidden Continents of Japan contacts them for the first time in 100 years, quite out of the blue. Meanwhile, Harry finds an amnesiac teenage blond in Hagrid's hut. Post 7th book!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,299 - Reviews: 809 - Favs: 820 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
With the Stars as Our Witness by Systatic reviews
It started with a late night visit to the kitchens. If Harry didn't know better, he'd say that the House Elves were playing matchmaker. But, he came to realize that true Slytherins always get what they want. Blaise/Harry. HPBZ. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,433 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,943 - Follows: 2,325 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/17/2011 - [Harry P., Blaise Z.]
Shades of Grey by SilverKytten reviews
Sequel to 'Falling Into Darkness'. Ichigo never asked to be either loved or fixed, he just asked to be distracted. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes and Language. Elements of canon divergence from late series.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 92,415 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 678 - Follows: 651 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara
Look to the Stars by SethMaxwell06 reviews
Through the wonders of magic, Harry and Teddy are sent into the future to live out normal lives. Captain Kirk is in need of another doctor aboard his ship. Enter Hadrian Black and his son. What chaos can magic and technology create? Drabblefic
Crossover - Harry Potter & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 116 - Words: 121,069 - Reviews: 1387 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Harry P., J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Harry Potter: The Forgotten Brother by sprinter1988 reviews
For years, the world has hailed Arnold Potter as the Boy-Who-Lived. For years Arnold was said to be the one who will throw down Voldemort. But now Arnold is dead, and the world turns its attentions to Harry. Mostly H/Hr/L. Finished.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 99,805 - Reviews: 1793 - Favs: 3,032 - Follows: 2,083 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 6/5/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L. - Complete
Distraction by Inyri Ascending reviews
She's never been good at pazaak. He's never been good at telling the truth. LSF!Exile/Atton.
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,902 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R.
Dreamer by A Pleasant Reader reviews
KOTOR2 Dreams can unlock strength you never knew you had. They hold the key to what you never knew you were fighting for. The Exile thought that she knew what she was fighting for, but, haunted by a nightmare, she might be proven wrong...LSF ExilexAtton
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,417 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/20/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Atton R. - Complete
Concessions by Systatic reviews
Pein's final technique wasn't control over death, but time. Naruto, sent back to start his life over, has a chance to change it all. Stuck with a differing Kyuubi attack and a wary, overprotective Fourth, will Naruto be able to do as he planned? GENFIC.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 32,759 - Reviews: 1496 - Favs: 3,993 - Follows: 4,602 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 10/25/2009 - Naruto U., Minato N.
From The Flames by Rose Tinted Contact Lenses reviews
On and off the field, Shepard is two different women. He cares for them both, in different ways.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
We All Make Mistakes by nemadragon31 reviews
"Where is my loving daughter?" "Airport." Said the twins. Their hips were together as if they were joined. Tamaki looked at them. "She's picking up-" "-a friend from America." They informed him. KyouyaXOC
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,733 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Kyōya O.
When Every Day's The Worst by Salazarfalcon reviews
From the Glee Angst Meme: Kurt's on his own after his father suffers a heart attack, he's slowly falling apart and no one has a clue. That is, until Mike Chang finds him on the floor, crying his way through a panic attack in the empty hallway. GEN.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,074 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 32 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kurt H., Mike C. - Complete
Destiny Stolen by Regelrytteren reviews
It wasn't supposed to end like this.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Smiles and Tears by Fishy-Indeed reviews
Just a one shot shown through Joker perspective. Shoker. First Fanfic please be nice. Edit Fixed some spacing.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,463 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Joker, Shepard (F) - Complete
Friday Night Movie Night by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Raven convinces Charles to have a Friday Night Movie with the rest of the team. Fluff ensues when the movie gets a little too boring.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Domesticity by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Five short drabbles on how Erik Lensherr and Charles Xavier are evolving into a beautiful domestic couple. *FLUFF*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Best Kept Secret by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Charles comes to visit Erik one evening to find that Erik had fallen asleep before his arrival. Charles has an interesting way of rousing him and it leads to other things in the process.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
It's Not Over by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Charles is worried that Erik will get seriously injured or even killed by Shaw. In response, he breaks off his relationship with Erik, thinking it would be easier that way. It only leads to more problems. *ANGST*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,981 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Scars by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Erik has numerous scars as a dreadful reminder of his horrific past. He feels that Charles, being his lover, deserves to know about them.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,911 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
What I Need by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Takes place during the chess scene. Erik is determined to kill Shaw, but Charles is worried that he will get seriously hurt in the process. He intends on showing Erik just how much he truly cares for him.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,978 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Charles Xavier/Professor X, Erik L./Magneto - Complete
Helpless by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *ERIK/CHARLES* Takes place during the beach scene. What /should/ have happened. *SPOILERS*
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 82 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Rage and Serenity by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*X-MEN: FIRST CLASS* *CHARLES/ERIK* Set during a scene in the X-Men First Class film. Charles Xavier knows there is more to Erik Lensherr than just anger.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,366 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Strictly Business by Dia de Luz reviews
Drabble series: Ichigo/OC.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,452 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 6/1/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
Fractured Hesitation by Dia de Luz reviews
The first thing I said to him was disparaging. I followed him even though everything about me screamed dubious and scornful. I thought he was an idiot. Time went by- I still thought he was an idiot. That never changed. Everything else did. Ichigo/OC
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 187,334 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/10/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Ichigo K. - Complete
All That Jazz by Ink Penn reviews
Set after Nakajima and Keita return from the Jazz Club. Nakajima feels embarrassed about his confession concerning Niwa. However, the night has just begun. :NiwaxNakajima: :Lemon warning:
Gakuen Heaven - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Hideake N., Tetsuya N. - Complete
Better In Time by ShelbyLehnsherr reviews
*Complete!* Gambit has feelings for someone completely unexpected. Logan. He can't seem to accept the rejection he gets time after time, but after it gets out of control, Gambit's world begins to fall apart. *SLASH* *LOGAN/REMY*
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/30/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Remy L./Gambit - Complete
Bitten Once, Hidden Twice by Kileam reviews
Aurors are on the task of restraining all wild werewolves. How is Head Auror Weasley supposed to react when he finds his best friend on such a hunt? Slash M-preg HP\DM SS\RL RW\HG Be ready to be surprised...or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,086 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 4/15/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Draco M., Harry P.
A Sardonic Liaison by Away From Sanity reviews
30 drabbles for the sarcastic relationship of Grimmjow x Ichigo. [yaoi, ranging from PG to NC17, PWP, TWT, AUish, cursing]
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 7/23/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Grimmjow J., Ichigo K.
Falling Into Darkness by SilverKytten reviews
Ichigo heard the other man approach but didn't look up. Sympathy could only take you so far, and he was fairly certain he'd reached the end of the line. IchigoXUrahara Yaoi Mature Themes
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,915 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 45 - Published: 7/3/2007 - Ichigo K., K. Urahara - Complete
Playing with Fire by Vialana reviews
Sequel to "Forward Motion" :: Renji/Ichigo :: Renji knows he should stop this, but something about Ichigo keeps drawing him back.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,844 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Renji A., Ichigo K. - Complete
Forward Motion by Vialana reviews
Ichigo/Renji :: There has to be a logical reason for Ichigo to be staring at Renji so much.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,419 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/8/2006 - Ichigo K., Renji A. - Complete
The Bet by akatsuki-chan reviews
When Sirius claims he could shag anyone in Hogwarts, James bets him 20 galleons he can't get Remus Lupin, their quiet antisocial roommate, into bed. Slash fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,529 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Be My Escape reviews
"Dreams for the future?" "They aren't important." As sad as it sounds, it's true. And Makoto Wakahisa had nobody to blame but a clan of power hungry radicals that just couldn't leave well off alone. And her father's genetics, if she was feeling dramatic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,455 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Sasuke U., Kakashi H.