Author has written 2 stories for Vampire Academy.
Hi :) Im Judas Baby
The name came from the song obviously and those who dont know the song its Judas by Lady Gaga. some of my fav music is Ke$ha, Fall out boy, Bruno Mars,Lady Gaga, Beonce, and manny more. Love watching movies with lots of gore and violence i just find them AWESOME! :D Im attending University studying Agriculture... LOVE horse riding its the BOMB!!... and i love all of my friends including Ichi, and Shrty they know who they are ;)... and i love my 2 adorable little sisters.
I like reading ALOT!!! Especially FanFic's their the best...
I have read:
-Vampire Academy (all 5)
-Twilight (all 5 including The short second life of Bree Tanner)
-Interveiw with a Vampire (just that one)
- and hundreds of fanfics ;)
Boys make good pets
Fugly the Puppy:
Bella's Favourite work shirt:
Bella's Boots (imagine these but brown):
Bella's Jeans (wrangler):
Silence is Golden Duct tape is Silver, Characters and what not:
Roses Panther Tattoo:
Silence is golden, duct tape is silver
'I'm still on earth because Heaven kicked me out and Hell is afraid I'll take over.'
Suicide hotline...Please hold
'Strangers have the best candy'
You're village called… They're missing their idiot
'You're just jealous because the voices only speak to ME!'
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you…
'Friendship is like peeing on yourself…everyone can see it, but only you can feel it'
Boys make good pets
Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to…
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
Muffins are just ugly cupcakes…
Don't follow me... I'm lost, too.
I wondered why the Frisbee was coming closer, and then it hit me.
Doctors say I have Multiple Personalities. We disagree with that.
When all else fails, add marshmallows.
We're so cool ice cubes are jealous
I'm not random. You just can't think as fast as I do
I don't know what your problem is but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
When life gives you lemons, squirt them in the eyes of your enemies
I dream of a better world...where chickens can cross roads without having their morals questioned.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.
I'm smiling because they haven't found the bodies yet!
I'm so gangsta I carry a squirt gun
I'm so 'G' I'm almost 'H'
My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.
Earth is the insane asylum for the universe
Too many freaks, not enough circus!
How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Once you're in heaven, are you get stuck wearing the same clothes you were buried in for eternity?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
I told your boyfriend he was gay, and he hit me with his PURSE!
Why do I have to 'put my two cents in'... when it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
You say psycho like it's a bad thing…
A word to the wise isn't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice...
There are three sides of an argument - your side, my side and the right side
Don't touch the red button.
Ooh, what does this button do?
I miss licking it; I miss sucking it; I miss slurping the sticky wet juices off of it; Damn it! I wish I didn't drop my popsicle!
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes
It takes 46 muscles to frown but only 4 to flip 'em the bird'
It's not PMS. I just really hate you
I'm nobody, nobody is perfect, therefore I'm perfect!
Perhaps when you set out to make an impression, you shouldn't have left teeth marks…
Two wrongs don't make a right, but two lefts will leave a damn good bruise…
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous!
WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE! ...Are you surprised we lied about the cookies?
'Sanity is overrated.'
Nope, the Ninja costume doesn't excuse it…you're still a jack-off
DON'T DRINK WATER! Fish have sex in it.
Contrary to visual evidence, having your head up your ass does not leave you in the loop…
Leading by example means sometimes having to say you're sorry
Death becomes her
Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us who do.
How Many Roads Must A Man Travel Down Before He Admits He's Lost?
I'm not a complete idiot. Some pieces are missing...
Getting better is for Rookies. I'm getting Awesome!
Nothing is impossible. Some things are just improbable.
Insanity at its peak is reality as we know it.
Do stairs go up or down?
Why be difficult when, with just a little bit of effort, you can be impossible?
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
If everything seems to be going well you have obviously overlooked something
One night I looked up at the beautiful stars and began to think...where the HECK is my roof?
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
I'm not afraid of Death, what's it gonna do, kill me?
Yeah, you have the right to your own opinion, but I have the right to think you're stupid.
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
Some people are alive today simply because it's illegal to kill them…
It takes 46 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and only 4 to reach out and slap someone
Small appliances are hell bent on taking over the world!
Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening," and then proceeds to tell you why it's not.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Some see the glass half full. Some see it half empty. Me? I just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn beer…
When you're courting a nice girl, an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder, a second seems like an hour. That's relativity
An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed…
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that, my children, is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies
Poke me. I dare you.
A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking.
'Why yes, this is a beach ball under my shirt, why the hell would you think it's a baby?'
'I'm not fat! This is all stolen goods hidden under my shirt.'
Her name was Ashley
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
Her mom was an addict
Her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
And had patches of hair
She always talked to it
When no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
Not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
Some more and more pain
She'll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
A scar on her face
Why would she be
In such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly crys
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless peace of shit!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
(If you hate child abused then paste this to your profile and maybe you could help child that is abused right now)
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.
You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.
You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?
I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.
ON WITH THE SHOW!!! :D