The Virtue of the Bored
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Joined 07-30-11, id: 3117037, Profile Updated: 05-02-12
Author has written 5 stories for Glee.

Good morrow, my fair readers.

For possibly the millionth time, I have a new account.

Why? Because I will never remember my email addresses. Hopefully this one will stick.

So, this account will be based on ever growing addiction to Glee, and my love of Kurtofsky. Yes... I am a pirate. I do, however, love Blaine as a singer and as a catalyst in the Glee relationships, and I adore Darren Criss as an actor. I know I wasn't the only one watching his livestream and squealing when he said we were his 'Teenage Dream'. David, however, stole my heart.

Well, Max Adler did. When he sings New York... ahh...

Before I forget:

www.piningfromnarnia.tumblr.com From the fanfic of the same name

Things You Should Know About Me

I do not want reviews that flame a ship or character, regardless of whether it's involved. I don't want people reading my fics, and then reviewing with things like "Klaine sucks!" I will not be happy. All ships deserve respect, damn it.

I am English, so expect lots of words spelled with a "u". It may bug some of you, but I will not Americanise my spelling. If there is vocabulary you don't understand though, I will happily elaborate. Lexis-wise, I do try to Americanise (Huzzah for unintentional rhymes!)

I am eighteen years old, and I do have interests other than Glee. For example, an appreciation of Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Gothic literature, baking, dark humour, Shakespeare, Keats, Byron and Carol Ann Duffy.

So, please review!

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A Study in Hogwarts by Kellisina reviews
Sherlock Holmes is the brightest wizard his age. Or any age. And he has a fan who'll do anything for his attention.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 5/5/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Sherlock H.
The First Date by Kellisina reviews
Blaine makes a huge mistake by telling Wes that he has a date. The Warbers soon come up with a plan to embarass their poor friend using a well-chosen Disney Mashup.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Blaine A., Puck - Complete
Acts Like Summer, Walks Like Rain by EleanorLilyPotter reviews
Kurt gave Dave his number after Prom. And that should have been it, because Dave was never going to call. But throw in hormones, unrequited love and a pinch of summer heat during five-hour phone conversations and the sky is their limit. Kurtofsky.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,749 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/28/2011 - Published: 5/24/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Leave Out All the Rest by Kellisina reviews
Originally a one-shot. Now a two chaptered story about Puck and Blaine sectionals performances.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Puck - Complete
Anderman Drabbles by Kellisina reviews
A collection of drabbles based on the relationship of Blaine and Puck. Reviews with prompts are welcomed and rewarded with chapters.
Glee - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,011 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Blaine A., Puck
The Rainbow Network by LucyToo reviews
Dave's therapist orders him to visit a gay-teen counseling website. One improbable coincidence later his life is completely ruined. At least until it's all made better. Slash, Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,219 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Cold Feet and Cuddlehumping by RoarPuckzilla reviews
Kurt wakes up with his boyfriend spooning him from behind. Just some sweet, silly, stupid fluffy Kurtofsky sex.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
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Our Senior Year reviews
Senior year abridged. Some canon, but not much. After summer, movies, and West Side Story, Kurt realizes that Dave Karofsky may be the one for him. [Two-shot. Klaine turns to Kurtofsky.]
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,648 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 29 - Published: 10/27/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Pining From Narnia reviews
Jock!Kurt and Fancy!Dave AU- When Kurt can't come out, and Dave doesn't acknowledge him as anything other than Finn's little brother, he turns to the only thing that understands- Tumblr. Kurtofsky. Rated for swearing and eventual smut.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.
Teddy Bears and Titans reviews
AU In which Dave, Kurt and Blaine meet when they're five, and beautiful things happen. Pure fluff. Ratings may change if more is wanted.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2012 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H. - Complete
Hero reviews
In which Puck reflects upon his relationship with Blaine. Shameless fluff in abundance.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,155 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Puck, Blaine A. - Complete
The Sonnets reviews
Dave's life was over the moment he was outed. Kicked off the football team, failing at school, and disowned by his parents, he has nothing. This is Dave's journey to redemption through new friends, a new home, and the words of Shakespeare. Kurtofsky
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,439 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 8/1/2011 - D. Karofsky, Kurt H.