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Author has written 4 stories for Tokyo Mew Mew, and Sherlock Holmes.

Ok I'm really bored so I'm just gonna write a whole load of Profile stuff now.

I am Celtic Lily (obviously) Behold my amazing power to fill my profile with anything that comes into my head...

OOOOH the sky's the most AMAZING COLOUR EVER it's glowing this kind of pale red-orange that's making everything look like it's been soaked in blood or wine or something... seriously I'm not exaggerating that's the weirdest thing I think I've ever seen! Everything is orange...



I am a teenager.

I like swimming.

I am a tree-hugger XD I love the Earth! Seriously, best planet ever, I really recommend visiting... Shame about all the humans, though...

I think I'm quiet, shy, lacking in confidence and hilarious, my friends think I'm loud, hyper, weird and have a shamefully terrible sense of humour.

I knit, read encyclopedias end to end, watch nature/science/geographical documentaries and read long complicated books with no pictures about scientific theories I don't really understand. Weird? Who, me?! Never... ;D

I do martial arts and I like archery, so don't mess with me!!! XD

I started watching anime a couple of years ago and I'm now totally obsessed.

My favourite Animes are:

Tokyo Mew Mew

Fruits Basket

Clannad/Clannad after story

La Corda D'Oro

Fairy Tail

I also watch XXXHolic and Death Note but I find them kind of freaky...

I really enjoy writing and hopefully Fanfiction will help me to improve! I like drawing manga too.

And now I really can't think of anything else to put...

Um, ok other favourite stuff...

Books- The Last Dragon Chronicles (series) Skulduggery Pleasant (Series) Horatio Lyle, Sherlock Holmes, The Inheritance Cycle, basically anything fantasy/magical/mystery

Flower- Guess!!!*

Mew Mew Character- Kish

Clannad Character (ooh, alliteration!)- Fuko

Fruits Basket character- Momiji

La Corda D'Oro- Lili, Hihara and Shimizu

Fairy Tail- Ooh, that's difficult... Erza- no, wait, Natsu- or maybe Gray, or Mirajane, or Lisanna, or perhaps Ur, Ur's cool, but then again so is Poluchka, and Loke's adorable... no, it's too hard to choose!

Movies- Avatar, Harry Pottor, The Last Airbender, Princess Mononoke, The Princess Bride, The Secret Garden

Music- Enya!!! Celtic Women, Secret Garden, Altan, Riverdance stuff, African Sanctus, Adiemus (Karl Jenkins), Crescendo from La Corda D'oro, Pink, S Club 7, Muse, Dragon Force, Cara Dillan, pretty much any of the Fairy Tail soundtrack... um, yeah, I like a lot of music... :)

Ambition- Save the world...or be an ecologist since I don't know how to do that!

Random in-jokes - Cloddish my secret evil identical twin and her plutonium bubblegun of mass destruction XD

- Evil Oblongs. Seriously, beware they're everywhere...
-Gummy light XD And Large Gummy Bear Colliders!

Random videos- Large Hadron Collider Rap (I know it off by heart, aren't I cool! What? No?! Huh, charming. Well Pai and Doctor Who think so anyway, so HAH!), At the Ceili by Celtic Woman, Kish Singing Oujisama ni Naritai, Taruto Panic, instrumantal version of Crescendo, Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny, the Beijing Olympics song, Leekspin XD

Tv shows- Sherlock, X-files, Doctor Who, Outnumbered, Phineas and Ferb, Noahs Island!

Animals- MOMONGAS, Rabbits, Numbats, Guineapigs, Penguins, Polarbears, Hamsters, Zebra mice, Degus, Gazelles, Sand cats, Amur leapords...
(Seriously, momongas are BRILLIANT just look them up in Google Images they are so ridiculously insanely adorable that it's actually painful to look at them for too long!)

Day- Friday

Hobby- CHOIR!!! It IS my social life...

Shape- Circle

Haha, Bet you thought lilys were my favourite flower, didn't you? BWAHAHAHAHA YOU FELL FOR MY HILAROUS EVIL PLAN!!! My favourite flower isn't a lily. It's a HYDRANGEA!!! Hahaha, and you never suspected a thing! *laughs uncontrollably* Coughcough must- breathe- too- much- funniness- need oxygen!

Yeah, I know -_- I did warn you at the beginning, my sense of humour is... AMAZINGLY AWESOME!!!

By the way, just for the record, I am NOT a potato. I don't look like a potato, act like one, live underground or taste like one. I don't even SPEAK Potatinian. I don't even LIKE potato. I am half-Irish, (AND PROUD!), love Irish music, Irish dancing, Irish accents, the Irish countryside etc. But my name is NOT Potato. No matter what my friends call me (Connor...!). So there. ;P

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I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.
But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than with words, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are diffrent and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.PrettyFanGirl, Truth Be Told 13, creative-writing-girl13, Jasper 1006, DubbleV,GwenFan22, warriorgirl525, winxclubcrazy, kibawinx207, Whoopwhoop2flora, cascadedkiwi, Celtic Lily

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t re-post it?

101 Ways To Annoy People1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. 7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your
remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"


53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms
2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda
6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar
7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy
8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals
10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches
12) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Moblie, Robin!"
13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor
15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental
16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"
17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
18) I will not hold my wand in the air before I casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.
23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.
25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.
26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.
27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".
28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus!" during the Christmas Holidays.
29) I will not put Muggle fairy books in the History section at the library.
30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.
31.)I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".
32.)House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.
33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a
clever moneymaking concept.

34.)I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.
35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.
36.)I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing I Will Survive in the mirror, as it is disturbing.
37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.
38.)I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.
39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.
40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.
41.)The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.
42.)I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".
43.)When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.
44.)Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.
45.)A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.
46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “
47.)I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.
48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.
49.)Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.
50.)Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.
51.)Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.
52.)I may not have a private army.
53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.
54.)Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.
55.)I am not the wicked witch of the west.
56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.
57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.
58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.
59.)I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.
60.)I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.
61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.
62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.
63.) - Especially not all of them at once.
64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."
65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."
66.)Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.
67.)I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.
68.)When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.
69.)Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.
70.)The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.
71.)I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.
72.)Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.
73.)Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.
74.)I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.
75.)I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.
76.)I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.
77.)I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.
78.)I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.
79.)Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.
80.)Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.
81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.
82.)Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".
83.)I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.
84.). - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.
85.)If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.
86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.
87.)I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.
88.)I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.
89.)I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.
90.)It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says All the good looking ones die young with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.
91.)I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade
92.)I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry
93.)I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall
94) I will not say 'Darkness' during Defence Against the Dark Arts Lessons
95) I will not go into the forbidden forest looking for Charlie the Unicorn

REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies!
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guy!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life
7. Money Money Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. Does there have to be a reason? The dark side is fun! -Flails arms

My name is Molly I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound, I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Molly And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!




If you get excited every time you see a single, solitary, new review, copy and paste.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you ever wished you could live in a story, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle (or yell at) some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

Copy and paste this into your profile if you do NOT have a crush on Edward Cullen

Less than 1 precent of teenages don't use make-up. Are you one of those who don't? BE PROUD AND GLUE THIS THING IN YOUR -PROFILE!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile

If your profile is long, copy this onto it to make it even longer

If you have ever wanted an inanimate object to go die copy and paste this into your profile

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile

If you have weird friends put this on your profile.

If YOU are weird, put this on your profile.

If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!

FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England) Anime895(USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), rechanxramenxlover (USA), fangirlgonesupernova (USA) Celticlily (England)

You've gotta die in creative ways.

If you enjoy those copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this to your profile

If you think the world is heading to a bad place, and are planning on doing something about it by making wonderful stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile. (It's funny as hell when i kick their ass, though)

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile!

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you are planing world domination (most of us are) then copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you and your friends have an inside joke that no one would understand even if they knew yall copy and paste this to your profile.

42: How can one number be such a complicated mess?

If you are a person who acts friendly, but has an evil mind and is plotting world domination, C&P this into your profile.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

The world is amazing and incredible and beautiful! We should always try and appreciate the beauty around us, whether it is in a majestic mountain range, a deep, mysterious forest, or something as seemingly mundane as a drop of water splashing onto the pavement. It is all incredibly wonderful if you take the time to think about it, because it is part of Life, it sustains Life, and you are priveliged enough to be there to witness it at that precise moment. That sight you see will never be seen in exactly the same way by anyone else ever again. That is where true, eternal beauty lies- in it's impermenance. It is made all the more precious by the fact that it can never be seen again.
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree and want to make the most of every second you have on this Earth, or if you have ever looked out at the world and got tears in your eyes from it's loveliness.

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Home Alone by Supernova95 reviews
Tim's parents leave him at home all the time and Tim is forced to grow up far too soon. Until he is sent to Wayne Manor to live and gets the *still less than normal* childhood he deserves.
Batman - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 43,909 - Reviews: 328 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 12/19/2015 - Published: 8/24/2012 - Timothy D./Red Robin
Wrath of the Waesf Aleurs by Witts-End reviews
Ichigo's heart thumped against her chest as she pressed her back against the cold, hard wall. A cold sweat stuck to her like a second skin. Her black tail curled in apprehension between her legs. She'd never seen Kish like this before.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 90,785 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/27/2015 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish
3 Years Later by x-MewHazzard-x reviews
It's been 3 years since the final battle against Deep Blue and when Kisshu finally decides to check up on his dearly missed Kitten he gets a big shock - she misses him too! But what happened in those three years! And why does Ichigo find it hard to talk?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 31 - Words: 30,458 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Note Worthy by whitewolfffy reviews
Ichigo is an aspiring singer in the star management company, Mew Project. Tensions escalate when she butts heads with a rising rock idol, Kisshu. When he challenges her to a race to fame, will she be able to achieve her dream AND ward him off at the same time? No OOC - author of 'Hearing Voices'.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,224 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/1/2013 - Published: 7/25/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish
Kizuna by Izume Hope reviews
After four years the aliens come back to help the Mews fight a new enemy. That doesn't quite work out the way they thought... PxL KxI TxP
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 56,722 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 2/1/2011
Alien Uprising by Soccer-Geek reviews
It's been two years since Deep Blue was defeated and the Mews haven't seen the aliens since. Kish suddenly appears before Ichigo and Lettuce in the park, bleeding and says that he's been betrayed. Now, Kish's half-brother is coming to earth with the goal of not only killing Kish, but taking control of the earth as well. Feat. Alien OCs. K/I P/L T/P Rated for fights, blood, etc.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 56 - Words: 128,706 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - [Ichigo M., Kish] [Lettuce M., Pie] - Complete
Special People by Ambercatlucky2 reviews
A story written about characters created by my best friends, and favorite authors. Mermaids, Mews, Elemental Samurais, Pure Blooded Humans, and ... apparently a half vampire... are all in this story, an epic ;P tale of the fight against darkness! and ya
Crossover - Tokyo Mew Mew & Mermaid Melody Pichi Pichi Pitch - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 124,675 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010
Just Another Day at Gotham High by Supernova95 reviews
AU. What could go wrong at the Robins' school? You know what... don't answer that. Rated T just in case UPDATE: When Bruce Wayne is kidnapped can the Robins save him in time?
Batman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 49,952 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 6/7/2012
The Immortal Sea by Immortal x Snow reviews
On her wedding day, a young bride carries the weight of the prayers of her people, only to find the answer is nothing like what the legends have always said. AU, one-shot. Entry for sakuuya's Fairytale Contest!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,178 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Ichigo M. - Complete
American Mew Mew by Ember Ardent Flame reviews
When Professor Shirogane started the Mew Project, he tested the animal DNA on several subjects. Something caused this DNA to remain dormant in his subjects' bodies, but it was somehow passed to their children. Now Ryou is back to finish what his father began. But the aliens have unfinished business too... Uses OC's, not badly written ones though. COMPLETE!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 69,607 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - Kish, Ryou S. - Complete
battle of the bands by Ambercatlucky2 reviews
Due to some circumstances... the mews and the aliens team up and create a band for the comition at school, but kish is going to be the lead singer with ichigo, can she handle that? and will masaya?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,986 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
The Black Mew Mew by Count Morningstar reviews
Ichigo comes into the possession of an ancient relic that gives her great power, but also threatens to turn her to the dark side. Full summary inside.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,251 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/12/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - [Ichigo M., Masaya A.] - Complete
Doll's Eyes by Saba's Reflection reviews
"With black beads for eyes, Retasu failed to capture Pai's gaze; lightning in a storm. Pai noticed how the first doll resembled her, but a component was missing. He smiled. He could fix that."
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 19 - Published: 6/4/2012 - Lettuce M., Pie - Complete
Hearing Voices by whitewolfffy reviews
When Ichigo gets bitten by a mind-controlling Chimera, Kisshu tries to extract the poison, effectively comsuming a mixture of Ichigo's blood with it. When they both wake up in the morning, they realize that some sort of mind connection has been made.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 75,839 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 5/19/2012 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Ichigo M. - Complete
The Nightmare Portal by Minty-Midnight-Mew reviews
"Instantly, Kish moved in and began laying intense kisses on her neck and chest. In the hopes to restrain her blushing, Ichigo made an uneasy noise." The Love Debt sequel. Kish and Ichigo are now married. :D
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,448 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish
The HFiles by Clayton Overstreet reviews
FBI ponies Mulder and Scully work to prove that humans exist, despite the machinations of "The Chair Rocking Mare".
Crossover - X-Files & My Little Pony - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,080 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Complete
Payment by Oktarin reviews
The night after the battle Kish comes to Ichigo asking for a little favor, finally he talks her into letting him spend the night. Will he be able to win her heart after the day's events and their night together? Fluffy oneshot Kish X Ichigo :
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,370 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
A Green Mews Troubles by Ally Marton reviews
Retasu accidentally uncovers an alien plot, one that's ten times more deadly than what they had yet to face. But when the aliens capture her before she can tell, it's left up to the mews to uncover the dark scheme and rescue their friend. LxP, with some wonderfully tense IxK and sweet PxT ;)
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 109,877 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/30/2012 - Published: 11/9/2008 - [Lettuce M., Pie] [Ichigo M., Kish] - Complete
Trapped! Audience Participation! by Abbie8290 reviews
The Mew Team is trapped in a deserted mansion with the aliens. If things couldn't get any worse people start being murdered! Who will survive this horror story? That up to you! Vote in your reviews for the character you want to die in the next chapter!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,696 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Complete
Surivor's guilt by Izume Hope reviews
Years have passed since the aliens left and all of them and all of the mews have been through quite some rough things ever since. How much has that changed them? Enough to finally admit their feelings? KxI TxP PxL serie of three one-shot's
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,708 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Complete
Chocolate by Oktarin reviews
Ichigo isn't feeling 'well' and Kish hears her wish for something called chocolate. He's not sure what it is but he's determined to get it for his favorite Kitten. Fluffy little one-shot. R&R!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Too late by Izume Hope reviews
After his parents died Masaya has decided to put an end to his life, as well as to that of his beloved Ichigo. Ichigo, however, doesn't quite agree and has decided to die on her own. Then a third person interferes. KxI one-shot. Warning, there are weapons
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,478 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Death's Servant by Eloradenin of the Wolves reviews
"When will it stop?" he whispers. His hands squeeze mine so tight that I can barely bite back the cry that wants to escape my lips. I look into his wild amber gold eyes as I answer shakily, "When he kills you." IchigoXKish fanfic
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,716 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/5/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ichigo M., Kish
Trapped in the Fandom Net by TheGirlWithFarTooManyIdeas reviews
During a thunderstorm, Ryou's computer malfuntions and Tokyo Mew Mew is cast into the Fandom net! When running from a Soulless, they encounter someone who takes them to a certain person's profile. They have no idea what they're in for.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 43,385 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Ichigo M. - Complete
Akkenai by Izume Hope reviews
A few years after the aliens left Ichigo goes undercover to find out whether Kisshu is really alright. KxI one-shot
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,341 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
Real Heroes by Izume Hope reviews
A while after the Cyniclons left Ichigo, Retasu and Pudding go to Africa to work in a refugee camp. That's more dangerous than they could have imagined. But they're not alone. KxI PxL TxP one-shot
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Complete
Secrets by ChesirexKittyxCat reviews
My name is Lissy, pronounced LIKE Lizzy, but with 2 S's. I don't like Z's, because they look like hourglasses and I don't like hourglasses. I'm 8 years old and my best friend is a teenager named Kish with big ears, green hair and gold eyes. He's my BFF. W
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,199 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Kish - Complete
Enemy Mine? by Aelerra reviews
Changed summary because it sucked. When Kisshu gets hurt protecting Ichigo from a mystery assasin, he gets involved in something meant only for her. While trapped on a ship somewhere, Ichigo can't help but change her opinion about him. KxI PxT ENJOY!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,952 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish
Squirrel Mother by nightwhisperofshadows reviews
Kisshu has turned into a child and it is up to the newest Tokyo Mew Mew member to look after him. Can she survive living with the child form of a crazy, possessive, alien stalker?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,532 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Kish
Christmas Spirit by Fireflies Glow reviews
Kish doesn't understand this Christmas thing. Merry Christmas KO!
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
Nonexistent by Saba's Reflection reviews
"Kisshu had deluded himself into thinking his sanity was intact, when the truth was really bitter and bizarre. He wasn't even properly alive."
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Kish - Complete
Mary Sue Chronicles: Kish's Revenge by The All Real Numbers Symbol reviews
Or, "How Not To Write a Tokyo Mew Mew Story." Tired of being stalked by relentless OCs, Kish decides to do something about it. I didn't write this to pick on people, just to make a point.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Kish, Pie - Complete
Kish Vs cooking by summer-flower-girl reviews
COMPLETE! The authoress tries to teach Kish how to cook. Poor poor Kish's kitchen, and poor Q's sanity...
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,485 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/12/2007 - Published: 7/11/2006 - Kish - Complete
Lettered by Gia's Soul reviews
Kishu breaks into a certain Mews room and finds a letter no one was meant to read.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2006 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
The dangers of cleaning by summer-flower-girl reviews
My latest creation in which Kish must clean his room....sounds boring, but is actualy pretty funny. old name was 'Clean up'
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/22/2006 - Published: 6/6/2006 - Kish - Complete
Healing by cruelfeline reviews
After the battle against the dream Chimera Anima, Ichigo cannot stop thinking about Kisshu despite her love for Aoyama. What happens when a wounded Kisshu turns to her for help, putting her true feelings to a real test? KishIchigo with some PaiLettuce.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,312 - Reviews: 595 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 4/12/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005 - Kish, Ichigo M. - Complete
A Change In Fate by Dark-Goddess17 reviews
COMPLETED! CHAP 21 UP! Something has changed in Ichigo, something not even she would have thought would happen. What happens when Ichigo's Hatred for Kish becomes a seed of Love?
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 39,200 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/10/2004 - Published: 6/11/2004 - Complete
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The Hidden Diamond reviews
A short murder mystery. A farmer comes to Sherlock asking for help after a crime involving a painting and his friend's stable hand.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,717 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Sherlock Holmes, Dr. Watson - Complete
Unconventional love reviews
An English Lettuce lost at a Japanese Mew Mew convention. A reluctant Kisshu cosplayer. Will they find love? They may not live that long...Sort of LettuceXKish. Rated T for violence. I put drama as a genre, but really I would say it's more action.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 25,000 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/23/2012 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Lettuce M., Kish - Complete
Halloween Trouble reviews
Please read the summary inside! A whole load of misunderstandings lead to Kish trying to cheer Ichigo up. Against her will, of course. Some KXI fluff.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,933 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/20/2011 - Ichigo M., Kish - Complete
What is a cyniclon anyway? reviews
The aliens are back and Kish has a shocking relevation about his species! Based on Tokyo Mew Mew NOT Mew Power, but I call them Cyniclons anyway cause I don't know what else to use. Some 1-sided Kichigo. 1shot.
Tokyo Mew Mew - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,922 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Kish - Complete