Ronnie Rocket
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Joined 07-30-11, id: 3117454, Profile Updated: 06-02-12
Author has written 8 stories for Harry Potter, and Twin Peaks.

.: ABOUT ME :.

Greetings and salutations, all! My name’s Ronnie, and I’m a 21-year-old college student with a massive she-boner for David Lynch and Old Hollywood. Most of you know me as half of the dynamic duo wonderTWINpowersACTIVATE. Sadly, my partner-in-crime has moved to New York to pursue her dream of becoming a publisher, leaving me with an inordinate amount of free time and a vacant fanfic account. Yay! Anyhow, now that I’m ridin’ solo, I’ll be posting under the name Ronnie Rocket. Hopefully, that's not too difficult to remember. If you're a David Lynch fan, it shouldn't be.

Anyway, down to business...

.: UPDATES :.

6/1/12: Just posted my first solo story, The World Spins. A collection of one-shots, it focuses on the lives and loves of Twin Peaks' many residents. The first chapter, entitled "Hero Worship," deals with Cooper and Audrey.

.: WHERE TO FIND ME :.

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All That Remains by wordsmithsonian reviews
Everyone is putting back the pieces, working to accept their new reality in the wake of the final Battle. Post DH canon compliant. HG/RW , HP/GW, GrW/AJ. Rating for language, sex, and adult situations. You know, the good stuff. *Completed*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,663 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/21/2013 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Nightmares of Futures Past by S'TarKan reviews
The war is over. Too bad no one is left to celebrate. Harry makes a desperate plan to go back in time, even though it means returning Voldemort to life. Now an 11 year old Harry with 30 year old memories is starting Hogwarts. Can he get it right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 390,734 - Reviews: 12044 - Favs: 14,361 - Follows: 13,017 - Updated: 10/19/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Of Death and Moonbeams (Abridged) by Lynzee005 reviews
Dale Cooper was no stranger to death. But tonight, the death of Leland Palmer had shaken him to his core... **Abridged from a longer piece, currently of the same name**
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Audrey H., D. Cooper - Complete
If You Catch Me by TMBlue reviews
COMPLETE! 2011 HP Canonfest Entry #2: Confessions and beginnings on a warm summer day at the Burrow.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,915 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A Different Species by eclectictsunami reviews
Cooper reflects on Audrey. Oneshot.
Twin Peaks - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Complete
Blue Velvet to Moon River by Gabi-hime reviews
Audrey Horne x Dale Cooper. The love story of a girl with wicked eyes and a man with wicked hands. What they don't teach you at Quantico.
Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,025 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Complete
The For And Against List by Pinky Brown reviews
Hermione tries to talk herself out of liking a particular idiot boy the way teenage girls have been doing since time immemorial: she makes a For & Against List. All the reasons we love Ron Weasley in handy list form!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,401 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 19 - Published: 9/25/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Coda by AlienAmongUs reviews
An alternate take on the closing scene of 'Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me'.
Twin Peaks - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,191 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/12/2006
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The World Spins reviews
"What is it about fire that's so beautiful? I mean, if you didn't stop it, it'd just go on and on. Burn away lifetimes or something." A collection of short stories exploring the lives and loves of Twin Peaks' many residents before, during, and after the series.
Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,415 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 6/1/2012 - D. Cooper, Audrey H.
The Most Mary Sueish of Mary Sues reviews
It's not easy coming up with the most Mary-Sueish Mary-Sue in the history of Mary-Sues. Or is it? Our take on how Twin Peaks' most hated resident came to terrorize the town.
Twin Peaks - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2012 - Annie B., Audrey H.
A Horse of a Different Color reviews
"It's strange, and Audrey doesn't know how or why she knows this, but on the same day, separated by seven states, she and Dale saw identical wrens digging for worms." An Audrey Horne character study.
Twin Peaks - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,289 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Audrey H., D. Cooper - Complete
Late Bloomers reviews
Ron's hand finally meets Hermione's breast. Too bad it's because of a spider.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,562 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G.
This Tornado Loves You reviews
Girl meets boy. Girl falls head over heels. Boy barely stumbles. Hermione has convinced herself that she'll never be more than a study guide to Ron. Thankfully, a little piece of magic is about to show her just how wrong she truly is.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,371 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/19/2011 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
Holy Heart Attacks, Harry Potter! reviews
Sirius Black is chasing after Mary-Sue, Hermione is hot for teacher, Ron is secretly moonlighting as a Death Eater, and Lucius Malfoy is playing 'hide the wand' with Dobby. That's right, all the HP clichés you love to hate have finally met their match.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,932 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P.
Cheerios and Ghosts and Strumpets, Oh My! reviews
Rosie's washing her hands in a bowl of cereal, James is telling Grandmum about the ghost that moans Daddy's name, and Victoire's dressing up like a poppet hooker. Just your average Sunday morning with the Weasley clan.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,277 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
Popping Cherries on a Sunday reviews
One Sunday evening, Ron discovers that boredom really is the most powerful - and, perhaps, most dangerous - aphrodisiac.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,632 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete