Author has written 2 stories for Saint Beast/セイント・ビースト, and Durarara!!/デュラララ!!.
Helloz everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am the one and only, yaoi obsessed, tri-color haired (black, blonde and fire red), younger than most of you think, with my real name appearing in over five mangas/animes, awesomely filled awesomeness, did I mention YAOI OBSESSED?, evilkarebare!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (I think I need a few more exclamation marks)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh. My. God. I FINALLY HAVE A FANFICTION ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I have been waiting for this day for years! (Literally!) But I don’t know what I'm going to do with it…… I will probably comment and review other people’s works more then I write my own…… because I suck at writing… but I decided, I will attempt to write at least one story with more than one chapter this year!!!!!!!!! Now, less about my feelings and more about me!!!
Age: ………… probably will shock all of you so I'm just going to say it’s between 1 and 1000000
Gender: IM A GIRL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even though a lot of people disagree that I'm a ‘lady’ because of my evil and strange personality
Race: I am very mixed, with me being 50% Mongolian, 25% mandarin Chinese, and 25% aboriginal (but no one can tell cuz I look so Asian)
Occupation: a wizard in training who kills anyone who bothers her or gets in her way, who's hoping to join the mafia someday
Names: evil, karebare, charon, kaariinaa (?), Xinyi, Bob, Kitty with claws, yaoi stalker (:D), and a lot more that will probably be inappropriate. Oh, and I'm holding a unofficial contest to see who can guess me real name XD pm me your guess and everyone only gets 100 (XD) chances to guess, the winner (first person to guess correctly) will get to appear in the next chapter of which ever story I'm working on currently, the winner will get to pick the name of their character and their personality and what they want the character to do in the chapter.
Personality: umm…… well…. Very hard to describe… well, I'm energetic, but when you first see me, I will seem shy and untalktive, but then u make the mistake you will regret forever and get to know me better and BAM, I will become extreme at everything! i.e. talking, curiosity (I don’t know why that hasn’t killed me yet), laughing, competitive, clingly, annoying (I like this one very much), evil, klutzy, STUBBORNESS, etc.
Except for trustingness, I don’t trust anyone. Especially not my best friend and definitely not my parents. It takes a extremely long and a lot of sacrificing to get me to even believe what they are saying is true without immediately doubting them. It’s just something in my nature that makes me that way but then you add all my horriblely unspeakable child hood memories and boom, there’s the reason I don’t trust anyone but myself!
I become extremely protective over my best friends (especially the nice ones who just seem to have a sense of purity pouring out from within them) so.. if you hurt them, you can bet I will be knocking on your door in middle of the night with a gun in ma pocket XD
Hobbies: reading, writing, drawing, talking, yaoi stalking…… and any sort of art
Favorite colors: Red, Black, Gold
Mottos: “everyone’s going to hurt you, you just have to find the ones worth suffering for” “it’s better to beg for forgiveness then for permission” “you can’t get without giving, you can’t give without getting” “everyone always ends up alone”
Favorite animes: oh wow, so much…. Well to start, every yaoi anime that has ever existed, fullmetal alchemist, vampire knight, dog days, avatar: the last airbender, and a lot more I'm too lazy to list XD
Favorite mangas: every yaoi manga, you name it, I’ve read it, I'm not kidding. Basically everything else that isn’t yuri
Oh, and I LOVE every yaoi couple, whether they were official, or slash, or fanmade :D
I also have a deviantART account, heres the link:
I don’t have any good pics up yet cause I haven’t gotten my tablet yet, and since my scanner and camera sucks, I can only draw with a tablet right now.
I have a livejournal account too, but I haven’t wrote anything yet cause I don’t know how to use it yet XD, anyways heres the link:
Or this one for my bio:
Now that that’s done, here’s some fun stuff!!!!!
For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a WOMAN, so I MUST not be good for anything but cooking,cleaning, and making babies.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I live in the COUNTRY, so I MUST live on a farm.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be doing them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm a FEMALE, so I MUST not SWEAR.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST be a judgemental hypocrite.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm MIXED so I MUST not fit in anywhere.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE(that much), so I MUST be an outcast
I wear BLACK nailpolish, so I MUST be EMO, GOTH, or PUNK
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I'm HISPANIC so I MUST be TRASH.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I am an HONOR STUDENT, so I MUST be a NERD.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
Now here’s some sad poems my friend found:
Her name was Auroura
She was only five
This is what happened
When she was alive
Her dad was a drunk
her mom was an addict
her parents kept her
Locked in an attic
Her only friend
was a little toy bear
It was old and worn out
and had patches of hair
She always talked to it
when no one's around
She lays there and hugs it
not a peep of sound
Until her parents
unlock the door
some more and more pain
she’ll have to endure
A bruise on her leg
a scar on her face
why would she be
in such a horrible place?
But she grabs her bear
And softly cries
She loves her parents
But they want her to die
She sits in the corner
Quiet but thinking,
"God, why? Why is
My life always sinking?"
Such a bad life
For a sad little kid
She'd get beaten and beaten
For anything she did
Then one night
Her mom came home high
The poor child was hit and slapped
As hours went by
Then her mom suddenly
Grabbed for a blade
It was sharp and pointy
One that she made
She thrusted the blade
Right in her chest,
"You deserve to die
You worthless pest!"
The mom walked out
Leaving the girl slowly dying
She grabbed her bear
And again started crying
Police showed up
At the small little house
They quickly barged in
Everything was as quiet as a mouse
One officer slowly
Opened a door
To find the sad little girl
Lying on the floor
It must have been bad
To go through so much harm
But at least she died
With her best friend in her arms
Hush, little sister
Please don't cry
I wish I could be there
To sing you a lullaby
I can see your arms
Bloodied and bruised
That's strange, little sister
Mine were like that too
I know you scream
When Daddy's there
Hush, little sister
I know you're scared
I can see the way
He's hurting you
I'm sorry, little sister
He did that to me too
I know that people
Ignore what's going on at home
That makes me angry, little sister
You shouldn't have to be alone
Hey, little sister
You wanna know why I'm not there?
It's a sad story, little sister
But people should care
You see, little sister
One day Daddy got high
You were asleep in your crib
So you didn't hear my cry
He screamed at me
And smashed my head against the door
While you slept, little sister
I died on the floor
You know, little sister
I don't think that I would have died
If someone had only bothered
To listen to my cries
But hush, little sister
Daddy's coming home
Quick, get into bed
You don't want him to find you alone
I'm sorry little sister
He's in a bad mood
Run while you can
Uh oh little sister
He's lifting his belt
Scream while you can, little sister
Call for help
Hush little sister
You don't need to cry
No one can hurt you
You're in my arms tonight.
My name is Chris
I am three
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see
I must be stupid
I must be bad
What else could have made
My daddy so mad
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I cant do a wrong
I cant speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks arent home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Chariles bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
Im so afraid now
I'm starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
My name is Chris
I am three
Today my daddy
Heres some awesomeness quotes:
“If life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand bigger lemons”
“Some people are only alive because it’s against the law to kill them”
“Knowledge cannot replace friendship, I would rather be a idiot then lose you” – Patrick to SpongeBob
“Never tell your problems to anyone, 20% of them don’t care and 80% of them are glad you have them”
“You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us”
“Friendship is a single soul living in two bodies”
“Life isn’t about finding yourself, it’s about creating yourself”
“Always laugh when you can, it’s cheap medicine”
“Don’t give up, the beginning is always the hardest”
“A compromise is an agreement whereby both parties get what neither of them wanted. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.”
“If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.”
“Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?”
“My mind is like a steel trap - rusty and illegal in 37 states.”
“Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.”
“An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.”
“Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.”
“I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird and not enough the bad luck of the early worm.”
“Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.”
“The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.”
“Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.”
“There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.”
“Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.”
“The road to success is always under construction.”
“Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils”
“A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.”
“Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.”
“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.”
“The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.”
“Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.”
“When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.”
“Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.”
“What do you mean, my birth certificate expired?”
“Whatever it is -- I didn't do it”
“Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.”