Auset's Tears
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Joined 07-30-11, id: 3117651, Profile Updated: 06-22-14
Author has written 6 stories for Lord of the Rings.

One of the Few and the Proud Orcmancers of the LOTR fandom, most of my fanfic stories involve two things: Uruk-hai, and the ladies who luv em. Apparently there was no psychiatric medication in Middle Earth... Or at my house.

I have two long stories, one complete, and one not. I have NO intention of abandoning anything, but I do write on various subjects. So if you see that something has gone untouched for a while, it's probably the case that my schizophrenic muse has me dancing to some other tune. No worries, I will return at some point. But here's the thing: like many writers, I live for feedback. So if there is something you like, or you want more of, please do review! Praise or concrit, it really doesn't matter, so long as it doesn't feel like I'm writing into a void. I answer all PM's, too.

Fair warning: I tackle dark stuff, so most of my work falls in, or brushes up against, a mature rating. But there is usually always a romance hiding in there SOMEWHERE. So grab a flashlight, gentle reader, and journey on...

Throwing damsels into the path of tortured goblins is hard work, but I have diverse interests, and other stories that you can read, if you should so choose. My first novel of Ancient Egypt is up on Amazon. The Last Heiress: A Novel of Tutankhamun's Queen follows the young wife of history's troubled golden boy, King Tut. Ankhesenamun isn't abducted by Uruk-hai, but sometimes she wishes she would be. It's not all opium-laced wine, blind harpists, and gilded gowns in Amarna-era Egypt. Married twice by age 12, Ankhesenamun's story is one of great tragedy but also deep and death-defying love.

And over on FictionPress, I am offending my future publisher by posting chapters of a work I am, for the moment, calling Abbadon. It's a WW2 story, about a German soldier who learns that, in his world, right is wrong and up is down. There IS romance lurking, but the characters have a hard road to walk before they find it. Which, to me, is more realistic anyway. In RL, nothing comes easy.

While it IS a war story, it's far more about the main character's spiritual evolution, than about guns and tanks. Which means, there is dramatic meat for ladies AND gents, but it isn't going to be gentle OR pretty. And if you've hung with me this far, you might like that. So check it out!

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Splint by helenamarkos reviews
An injured Ranger finds himself with an unlikely rescuer.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 353,724 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 6/16 - Published: 10/28/2011 - Orc, Human
Slave to passion by TMI Fairy reviews
Brudas, a contemporary teenager, dies and is sent by the Valar to change the fate of Arda during the War of the Ring. A story never told before ... because Brudas is a boy! What powers may he wield? What beautiful women (maybe elfettes or dwarfettes) will catch his eye and feel the heat of his gaze? What heroic feats will he perform?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/22 - Arwen U., Eowyn, Galadriel, Lothíriel
An elf of his word or Legolas' dancing shoes by TMI Fairy reviews
It is the 2nd year of the Fourth age. Legolas comes to Erebor to honour a promise he had made to Tauriel when they had parted ways some 80 years previously.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/29
Love is a form of madness by TMI Fairy reviews
After BofA Tauriel hugs her delicate bump. For months there had been no news from the Love of Her Life. She is worried! Fixit, All Hawt! Dwarves live. This is my first venture into the wonderful world of Kiliel romance so please be gentle. Don't forget to R&R, PLZ! Haldir.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,191 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/13/2014 - Published: 12/5/2014 - [Tauriel, Kili] OC, Lady Galadriel - Complete
Orcbrat by The Lauderdale reviews
Orcs killed Maevyn's family and took her with them as a captive. It was never intended she survive. CHAPTER 27 UP: In which some clandestine conversations are had – and what's up with that forest, anyway?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 122,171 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 12/7/2014 - Published: 1/17/2003 - Orc, Uruk-hai
Happiness is by TMI Fairy reviews
One day in the Wild Lands of Eriador Aragorn discovers happiness. He loves his job!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 451 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/2/2014 - Aragorn, Halbarad
Isengard's Deceit: What Little Girls Are Made Of by Zoop reviews
Eagerly anticipated by Uglûk on the plains of Rohan, Mauhûr is believed to have died with all the rest of the Uruk-hai when Éomer's Éored swooped in to deal with Orcish encroachment in the Westfold. Did he really die that day? Or was his fate something else entirely?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,720 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/17/2014 - Published: 8/22/2014 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Uglúk, Mauhúr
A Little R and R by Zoop reviews
10th Walker decides to ditch the Fellowship after Helm's Deep. Tired of killing orcs, she drags an Uruk survivor along for the ride. Seductions, arguments, and discussions about the best way to "serve" man ensue.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 112,061 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 7/2/2014 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Uruk-hai, Human, OC
Night Flowers by Zoop reviews
One-shot. An Elf maiden flits off to a secret, forbidden liaison. Speed writing exercise: Vague concept to complete in 90 minutes. Dedicated to Auset's Tears; she knows why. :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,030 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2014 - Orc, Elf, OC - Complete
War Stories by helenamarkos reviews
The War of the Ring is a tale well documented by Men, but the orcs had their own tales to tell. A collection of one shots featuring the foot soldiers and underlings of the White Hand and the Red Eye. Set in the same universe as "Splint" and "The Black Heart."
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/29/2014 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Uruk-hai, Orc
Mushog's Ride, or Orcbrat Gets Zooped by Zoop reviews
With apologies to The Lauderdale for character theft - The Zoop drops a very special modern world gal on the cast of "Orc-brat" because they've been languishing in stasis for too damn long. Time to stir the pot, folks. Rated for the kind of extreme naughtiness you've come to expect from Orcs and their girlfriends. NOT A CONTINUATION OF ORC-BRAT. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,245 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/31/2013 - Published: 1/26/2013 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Human, OC - Complete
Cure for Boredom by Zoop reviews
How do you keep a 10th walker busy after the Ring has been destroyed? Give her someone to play with! What better post-war playmate is there than a traumatized Uruk? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,984 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Eomer, Uruk-hai, Human, OC - Complete
Knife's Edge by Rumpleteasza reviews
What about the Orcs' story? Who tells that? And what if, when Saruman was mixing Orcs and men to make his perfect Uruk Hai, he let some good in with the bad?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/23/2009 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Uruk-hai, Orc, Saruman - Complete
The Captain's Mare by The Lauderdale reviews
This is one Orc's story of his time working the Mordor convoys. Not all of them saw battle, after all. Warnings: Orc-talk, four-letter words, and creepy content. Non-graphic.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,193 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Orc, Uruk-hai - Complete
An Orc's Prayer by ohmyohmy reviews
An orc with a hostage elf asks questions of Illuvatar.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,037 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/26/2005 - Published: 3/7/2005
The Queen's Orc by jodancingtree reviews
He was the Ringbearer's Orc, bound to him by friendship and blood oath, and the Queen's Jewel hung round his neck. That was all Aragorn knew until Canohando appeared in Gondor, seeking the Lady whose talisman he wore. Part 3 of AWOL Quartet. COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 103,958 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/12/2005 - Published: 1/7/2005 - Arwen U., Aragorn
Captain of Mordor by draylon reviews
Post War-of-the-Ring, Captain Shagrat (an Orc) finds himself slashed – not very explicitly! - with Faramir of Gondor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,663 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/18/2004
You Will See Them at Night by Werecat99 reviews
The tale of an orc bard. Seriously. Rated for gore.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Complete
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The Bond reviews
A pairbonded Orc, having lost his mate, seeks revenge on the world. But causing death brings him no peace, and when, injured and hunted, he falls into the care of an outcast old woman, he must finally face his agony.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Spiritual/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/23 - Published: 9/25
A Kingdom of Ice and Blood: A Prisoners of Isengard Sequel reviews
After Tara kills a Captain of Gondor, she and Ushatar flee to Angmar, to find a place where their Orcish Clan can be safe from the King of Men's Orchunters. But the northern wilds are a savage place, full of evil and bitter cold and wild Orcs who have no liking for their new law-abiding neighbors. There is only one true law in the land of ice: dominate, or be destroyed.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,783 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 78 - Published: 5/28/2014 - Aragorn, Uruk-hai, Orc, Dwarf
Prisoners of Isengard reviews
Saruman's Uruk breeding program is in full swing. Tara, a pickpocket from Osgiliath, is about to become a part of it, setting in motion changes no one can yet imagine. Rated a strong 'M'. Sequel "A Kingdom of Ice and Blood" beginning soon. (By Stephanie Liaci, author of The Last Heiress: A Novel of Tutankhamun's Queen.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 55 - Words: 116,408 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 5/24/2014 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete
Halla's Choice reviews
Forbidden love in the Westfold... Halla's new marriage to a warrior of Rohan leaves her cold. Fortunately, she finds an exotic and dangerous enemy injured in the forest near her land...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 137,691 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 3/30/2014 - Published: 1/14/2013 - Uruk-hai, Human
The Slave With Blue Eyes reviews
Ever wonder why Saruman needed Mannish females to breed his army of Uruk-hai? The alternative didn't work out so well... Fear, hate, honor, and love in Isengard within...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/11/2013 - Uruk-hai, Saruman
A Light of Darkness reviews
When Sauron falls, Rakhan the Uruk-hai flees the world, finding unlikely refuge in dangerous forest. As a lifelong slave of darkness, freedom is both terrifying and beautiful to the renegade warrior. He wants nothing more than to forget the outside world, until a shocking discovery brings Rakhan face to face with his violent past, and offers him a future beyond his imagining.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,157 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 12/6/2012 - Uruk-hai, Human - Complete