Author has written 13 stories for Chronicles of Vladimir Tod, Young Justice, Young Justice, Thor, Avengers, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Teen Wolf, and Snow White and the Huntsman.
THE SCIENCE BOYFRIENDS FEELS ARE TOO STRONG. :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD *pukes rainbows*
AND THORKI... *pukes rainbows AND unicorns*
I FINISHED reading The Outsiders in my reading class and im in...LOVE! Ponyboy is amazzzing!And Johnny! And Dally! :P and the slash for that shiz...is da BOMB. DallyxJohnny is soooo adorable. and Dally x Tom Shepard...
ZEUS:but, like, with clothes on...
Yayyyy! for new profile pics :D
Meh name is Kamryn. I love SLASH of ALLLLLL types. i recently re-discovered Fright Night (2011). i love Ed/Jerry! That pool scene= SQUEEE!! My dad was just like O.o...the fuck? i've probably never laughed harder :D
and Charly/Jerry, Charly/Peter...and dats about it for that. . . yup.
and im an avid reader. Percy Jackson and The Olympians will forever be one of my faves. As will House of Night, Vampire Academy (Dimitri/Adrian), and thousands more that i dont feel like remembering right now. IM OBSESSED WITH STAR WARS AND BATMAN! Batman/Joker Batman/Superman Batman/Robin(DickGrayson)
STAR WARS: Obi-Wan/Darth Maul Obi-Wan/Anakin Obi-Wan/Qui-Gon
SHERLOCK HOLMES x JOHN WATSON
IRON MAN x CAPTAIN AMERICA
. . . i think i have a Robert Downey Jr. obsession... :D
so now for my description...:
i am around five foot somethin..lol im tan (BUT I DONT WANT TO BE!!)
i have brown eyes and black/brown/red hair... my profile pic is pretty old so im not even sure what color hair i have there... lol i change my hair quite a lot... pretty soon im getting half of my head shaved and am dying the shaved side bright green... Just cuz! :DDD lol OH!!!!!!! and i love giving myself Sharpie tattoos! thats not weird right? yeaaa, like i care. :PPPP
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHY TIM BURTON?! WHY?!!!!!!!. . .
Behind her, a dark form rises. The Jabberwocky's vast wingspan darkens the clearing. It swings its reptilian head, whips its pronged tail, extends one deadly claw and adjusts its vest.
Taking in the daunting size of the creature, Alice can barely contain her fear. The Hatter takes her hand.
MAD HATTER: Listen for my voice.
ALICE: But this is impossible
MAD HATTER: Only if you believe it is.
His words spark a memory of her father.
ALICE: "Sometimes I believe as many as six impossible things before breakfast."
MAD HATTER: An excellent practice, but just at the moment, you should focus on the Jabberwocky.
MAD HATTER: Oh Frabjous Day! Callou! Callayl
He bursts into an enthusiastic dance of unbridled joy.
ALICE: What's he doing?
CHESHIRE CAT: Futterwacken.
At the end of his dance, the Hatter grabs Alice and kisses her passionately.
Chessur puts a comforting arm around the disappointed Mallymkun.
The White Queen leans down to the still bleeding neck to catch a drop of its blood into a vial.
WHITE QUEEN: And blood of the Jabberwocky.
She approaches Alice.
WHITE QUEEN: Alice. You have our everlasting gratitude. And for your efforts on our behalf.
The Queen hands the vial to her. Alice takes it.
ALICE: Is this the way home?
WHITE QUEEN: Drink.
Alice lifts the vial to her lips.
MAD HATTER: Don't.
MAD HATTER: Stay with us.
She gasps at the idea...the crazy mad idea. She looks at him and her gaze travels to the strange and wonderful beings she's met in this strange and wonderful place. But then, thoughts of her mother and sister and unfinished business intrude on her fantasy.
ALICE: I wish I could. But there are questions I have to answer.
She glances at the White Rabbit.
ALICE (continues): And things I'm late for doing.
She drinks the potion, shuddering at the taste.
MAD HATTER: You won't remember me.
ALICE: I will!
He abruptly kisses her one last time. He whispers.
MAD HATTER: Fairfarren, Alice.
ALICE: Fairfarren, Tarrant.
IF YOU JUST SQUEALED LIKE A CRAZY FANGIRL, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!!
If after seeing At World's End, you thought getting eaten by the Kraken might not be such a bad thing, if you got to go to the Locker and be with multiple Jacks. Copy this onto your profile.
If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile
if you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.
If you went to save Jack just because you missed him, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you go around singing "I've got a jar of diiiirt, I've got a jar of diiiirt, and guess what's in it!", copy and paste this to your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are a MOVIE QUOTER, which means you go around quoting movies for fun, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you have ever pushed a door that said 'Pull', or the other way around, copy this in your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a sentence, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever walked into something that you could have clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.
98 percent of teens immediately think "Cullen" when they hear the name "Edward". If you're one of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands", copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile.
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Captain Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, 'well duh that made perfect sense.' Copy this into your profile.
If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think Sweeney Todd needs a hug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you don't understand why such a large portion of Sweeney Todd fans hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile. (I WOULD SO DO THAT TO THE MAD HATTER!!!!)
If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think that Tim Burton should have kept the two kisses between Alice and Tarrant/Mad Hatter in the movie, put this in your profile.
If you've ever tripped where there's a WATCH YOUR STEP notice, paste this into your profile without shame.
If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!
If every time you hear the names Sweeney or Todd, you automatically think of Sweeney Todd, copy and paste this into your profile!
If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett, or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.
If you've ever wished you could jump into a movie/book and smack a character for being so incredibly stupid, copy this into your profile.
If you secretly wished for a Hogwarts letter when you were 11, copy and paste. (Not so seceretly...)
If you're a person who eats ice-cream on a cold winter day copy and paste this into your profile.
If you think Heath Ledger made The Joker too HOT for words put this in your profile.
If you are REFUSING to believe that Heath Ledger is you-know-what, put this in your profile.
I GOT ALL THESE FROM THE AMAZING COOLALOO'S PROFILE:
Ways to Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2. Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4. Put your garbage can on your desk and label it, "In."
5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6. In the memo field of all your checks, write "For Smuggling Diamonds."
7. Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the Prophecy."
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a diet water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify that your Drive-thru order is "To go."
12. Sing along at the Opera.
13. Go to a poetry recital and ask "Why don't the poems rhyme?"
14. Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical sounds all day.
15. Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16. Have your co-workers address you by your wrestling name, "Rock Bottom".
17. When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I won!, I won!"
18. When leaving the Zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "Run for your lives, they're loose!!"
19. Tell your children over dinner. "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20. And the final way to keep a healthy level of insanity... Copy and paste this onto your profile!!
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (A lot meaning all the time...)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Why do I constantly ask my self random things?')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'Have you ever noticed that deliver could mean someone's liver?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine
You'll check your e-mail every day of the week.
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny when you laugh for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
If you wish that a fictional character were real, copy and paste this to your profile.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm BISEXUAL, so I MUST have attention issues.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'M RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be a prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect.
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devi.l
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I write LEMONS, so I MUST be a twisted pedophile.
I wear GLASSES, so I MUST be a nerd.
I am CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, Sam Fenton, Blood of a Tear, RemembertheLegacy, BloodPhantom, Soului, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki, Coolaloo, KamrynMariePack...
Ninety-three percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the seven percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Alice001,HeartOfAgony,sorceress-of-faith, Ribbon-chan03, MyObsessionIsGaara, kage kui, NejiTenfanforever, 9shadowcat9, AkatsukiMascot, VampireArgonian92, akeara4, JadeKurosaki, Coolaloo, KamrynMariePack...
Ninety-two percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it wasn't cool to breath anymore. Repost if your one if the eight percent who would be laughing your ass off.
Ninety-two percent of teens have moved onto rap, if your part of the eight percent that stayed with rock, copy and paste this into your profile.
1.) Your Real Name: Kamryn (that was pretty obvious...)
2. Your Detective Name (favorite color and favorite Animal): Purple Cat (…okay..)
3. Your Soap Opera Name (middle name and street you live on): Marie Million Dollar (WIN)
4. Your Star Wars Name (first 3 letters of last name, first 2 of middle name, first 2 of first name, last 3 of last name): Pac-Ma-Ka-Ack (…there are no words…)
5. Superhero Name (Color of your shirt and first item to your right): Black Wall (..thanks… T_T..)
6. Goth name (black and name of one of your pets): Black Fire (..VICTORY!!…)
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