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Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Um... just call me Laurein...

So... I'm really into the Lord of the Rings and Axis Powers Hetalia... and I'm too lazy to say anything else...

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Not the Beard! by aotearoan reviews
Beards, and their impact on various members of the Fellowship. Ch 4: Teenage Aragorn comes to terms with his difference from the Rivendell elves, but can they? Ch 3: Young Gimli meets a human... something is missing. Ch 2: Young hobbits meet the mysterious Gandalf. Havoc is wreaked. Ch 1: A terrifying ordeal for a young Legolas (also starring Thranduil).
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Gandalf, Aragorn, Legolas, Gimli
Love Hex by xMelancholicAngel reviews
"But when I say it's 'fun' being with you, I mean it's... kind of special." - Henry x Avatar/OC - Drabble Series -
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,045 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/22/2014 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Avatar/Robin, Henry - Complete
Tales of the Shepherds by Elkian reviews
Chrom and co. discover fanfiction.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Gaius, Frederick - Complete
These Small Moments by Ekaterine reviews
A collection of short stories and drabbles including various pairings between F!Avatar x possible spouses. Future chapters will include M!Avatar as well as random shorts.
Fire Emblem - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,965 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Chrom, Inigo, Frederick
Just a Maggot by Smitejr reviews
Washing ashore without a memory or past, an alternate Avatar finds herself with a husk of a man reduced to janitorial duties for a pirate band. What does fate have in store for the unlikely pair? Gangrel/Female Avatar.
Fire Emblem - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,937 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 6/12/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Gangrel
Awkward Moments in Robin and Frederick's Relationship by MagicalFish reviews
Follow up to A Knight's Task. Snippets and stories about Robin and Frederick as they navigate their relationship and the awkward moments that come with it. Male Avatar/Frederick
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,285 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/4/2013 - Frederick, Avatar/Robin
A Knight's Task by MagicalFish reviews
Frederick is stressed, but not for the reason Robin thinks. The tactician wants the knight to feel valued and important, but what Frederick really needs is quite different from what Robin expects. Luckily, Robin learns he needs the same. Robin/Frederick.
Fire Emblem - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/29/2013 - Published: 3/17/2013 - Avatar/Robin, Frederick - Complete
Catch Perfect by George deValier reviews
AU. When Berwald loses everything he is forced to move into a share house with an insane Dane, a sociopathic Norwegian, an unfathomable Icelander and a perfect Finn who makes it all worth putting up with.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,415 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 1,802 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Sweden, Finland
Auf Wiedersehen, Sweetheart by George deValier reviews
WW2 AU. Feliciano Vargas is a passionate, if slightly scared, Italian resistance member. Falling in love with a German fighter pilot was the last thing he expected... and it will test his national loyalty, and his heart, to their limits.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 103,957 - Reviews: 4434 - Favs: 6,830 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
The Song of Iluvatar by Mia-philosephet reviews
Legolas is about to come of age, and the life of this spoiled prince is at its best. However, things are about to change when a shocking betrayal thrusts him into a foreign world where everything he ever loved is locked forever beyond his grasp.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,237 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 3/6/2009 - Legolas
Daybreak in Valinor by Erwen Brogiel reviews
Everyone's favourite Noldorin psycho finds out that he is a character in a story, escapes from Mandos and sets out to rebel against the author.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 47,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/28/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Fëanor - Complete
Would You Like Lembas With That? by Lyrical Ballads reviews
[Discontinued] Haldir experiences the joy and pain of working in a fast food restaurant. Oh, if only he had gone to college.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,232 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Haldir, Faramir, Peregrin T.
Glor, 'Stel and 'Stor by Captain Clueless the First reviews
This story features Estel and his two unofficially adopted uncles, Erestor and Glorfindel, or as Estel 'Stel calls them 'Stor and Glor. Three vignettes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,611 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/31/2012 - Published: 10/5/2010 - Aragorn, Erestor - Complete
Background Check by Astiza reviews
Facebook profiles for the Characters in Lord of the Rings! Written as a parody. You will never look at the characters the same way again - in a good way of course. I think we're finished here folks. -NOW COMPLETE.. unless you have another idea!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,077 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Fellowship of the Facebook Status's by ParzivalHallows reviews
What if Frodo, Aragorn, Legolas, Sam, Merry and Pippin plus others had a facebook? o.O
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 9/2/2011 - Frodo B.
Leggy DOES look nice in a dress by writingpikachu reviews
Merry, Pippin and the gang are all in a gifted school club who hang out in form period. That is, until Aragon decides to leave unless the gang get him another date... I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT! ALSO CONTAINS YAOI, but the clean stuff. T for jusT in case
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,715 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas
Fellowship Commercials by Aelimir reviews
COMPLETE The Fellowship, orcs, and Urukhai do commercials at the Annoying Commercial Center for Public Viewing. Reviews are always welcome!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,076 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/7/2011 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Complete
Legolas's Exciting Cave Adventure! by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas are in a cave. Aragorn decides to use this adverse circumstance to discover why Legolas hates caves so much. The truth may surprise you. Or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Scholarly Infatuation by Saikagrl reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel share some time with students. Glorfindel learns something interesting about his scholarly friend.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel
Ask Me Anything by Iggycat reviews
Alfred starts to follow Arthur on tumblr. It's not long until they become friends... and possibly more. USUK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,988 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 1,851 - Follows: 179 - Published: 7/21/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Awakening by Elesariin reviews
When Legolas ventures a little too far into the heart of the Mirkwood, he suddenly finds him self in an excellent position to judge exactly how dark the forest has become. Follows movie cannon.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Legolas, Sauron - Complete
Patience with Patients by shirebound reviews
Five short, utterly silly ficlets! All of these unrelated scenes involve... a certain wizard. 1: Patience with Patients 2: The Truth Comes Out 3: A Three Hour Cruise 4: Valinor Virus 5: Bewitched, Bothered, and Bewildered
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 9/18/2004 - Gandalf, Frodo B. - Complete
Darkness Within by Tamuril2 reviews
Erestor is the Seneschal of Imladris. Glorfindel is the Captain of the Guards. Both are as different as night and day. What will it take for Erestor to accept Glorfindel as a friend? Please R&R. Not slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 29,412 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Of Bored Elves and Drunken Nights by The Awsome one reviews
What happens when the twins are bored, have ale, a plan, and Aragorn all at the same time? A prank! Peqeul to 'Rain, Mud, Caves, And an Annoying Story.' Pre-FOTF. No slash! Characters: Elladan, Elrohir, Aragorn, Legolas, and Elrond
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Things with Fire by Duilin reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel have an interesting friendship...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Sauron's Therapy Session by Aoi Dragon reviews
After villains die, where do they go? Sauron is about to find out just how annoying the afterlife can be. ONE SHOT.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Sauron - Complete
The Council of Elrond: Reality Check by stanzaic reviews
In which Gimli plays a name game, Elrond gets pissed, and Gondor wins an argument. Crack!fic. If pure unchecked stupidity causes you agony, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Elrond, Gimli - Complete
At the Shore by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Not all deaths are seen by the eye. Nearing the end of his time, a human king seeks out a friend who is also nearing his.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,133 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Frying pans, elves and things better left unsaid by Kamai6 reviews
This one shot is based of a story by another author, Dithinus... You might want to read that first, but you don't have to... A random plot bunny that hopped into existence whilst talking to the author...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Legolas, Gimli - Complete
The Mines of Moria: Reality Check by stanzaic reviews
In which pizza is discussed, Mr. Bloom is discovered, and Gandalf sucks at rhymes. Crack!fic. If pure unchecked stupidity causes you agony, don't read.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Complete
Yule Chase by Tiro reviews
Glorfindel disturbs Erestor while he's planning for Rivendell's Yule celebration and now has to pay the price. Non-slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 772 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Last Mighty Child of Ungoliant by Heidi Erickson reviews
Do you know who Ungoliant is? The child? Her name is Shelob. This is her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/21/2010 - Complete
Pondering Beauty by Kasmi Kassim reviews
Thranduil is coming to Rivendell, and little Arwen is troubled. Little Legolas ponders beauty, the twins discuss adolescent females, and Elrond really doesn't want to know.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,052 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Legolas, Arwen U. - Complete
Side By Side As Brothers by Heidi Erickson reviews
What Frodo and Sam might've been thinking and feeling as they faced their potential deaths on Mt. Doom
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,227 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Frodo B., Samwise G. - Complete
I Hate Yule by sylc reviews
Glorfindel visits Erestor, who hates Yule. The pair bicker.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Erestor by sylc reviews
Erestor is contacted by an overzealous marketer of the Valarin Healing By Matchmaking Agency.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
The Lord of the Rings: The Abridged Script by Calanteli reviews
Because not everyone has time to read the books or watch the movies...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,442 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Complete
The True Tale of the Lord of the Rings by WesternElf reviews
I was inspired to write this because I couldn't find any clean, acceptable LOTR spoofs! I hope everyone enjoys this - it spun from my rather odd mind and so far everyone has loved it
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,596 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Complete
The Noldo is IN by vinvalen reviews
Elrond gets by with a little help from his friends...or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
No Rest for the Wicked by LullabyAria reviews
Erestor is thoroughly sick of Glorfindel's lazy ways, so when an opportunity for revenge arises, the temptation proves too much for him... Ooc warning! Prankster twins, angry Glorfindel, cunning Erestor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Legolas the Bane of My Existence by rosethorn59 reviews
Aragorn is still in a grumpy mood, with a badly injured Legolas in tow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,399 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
Of Walgreens and Weathertop by Rosebud5 reviews
What do you get when you have an egotistical Strider, sarcastic Merry, a Walgreens store, and Wraiths with bed-sheets for capes? A parody of Post-Weathertop, of course! Please R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,378 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Complete
Sticky Fingers by oddsends reviews
In which many things are stolen. Darkfic, NC.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Grima W., Eowyn - Complete
A The Lord of the Rings Parody Fic by Revan's Soul reviews
Things the Fellowship would do or say - if I had my insane hand in it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
The Lord of the Hair Things by The Ocean Is My Inkwell reviews
A totally silly spoof of LotR, in a one-act play format. Legolas finds a bottle of Pantene shampoo in his pack, and the entire Fellowship is thrown into a bout of bickering over how to use it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Complete
Fellowship of the Ring: A Parody by TheLeef reviews
What REALLY happened in the Lord of the Rings! The Fellowship forms and starts its journey to Mt. Mordor well-versed in many movie dialogues. Silliness and hilarity ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,209 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/26/2009 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Complete
Call on me, Saruman! Call on! by BakaProductions reviews
What J.R.R Tolkien found too stupid to put into the books. Legolas spins the saddle twice before putting it on the horse.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,031 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Complete
NEVER READ FANFICTION TO HOBBITS! by DARN i lost my ink pen reviews
The Fellowship is trying to settle down for some quality time together when they are interrupted by the arrival of an evil fanfiction. Told from each character's point of view, it contains heavy sarcasm, popcorn, nude elves, and grumpy OCs. Enjoy!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,453 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008
Take my Advice by Dapper reviews
Elrond’s new advisor isn’t what Glorfindel expected. A light, fluffy story in the first person. Slash. Adult themes.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,806 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Tales of Tragedy and Sometimes, Manly Bonding by TheArc5 reviews
AU. In Valinor, the members of the Fellowship yes, all of them stave off boredom. But Frodo's new hobby brings up an unexpected issue...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,990 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008
Erestor: Writer of Fanfic by Winterhawk reviews
Glorfindel is not impressed with Erestor's first attempts at 'fanfiction'-- Middle Earth style.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Twentynine White Horses by Jael the Scribe reviews
What happens if an elf loses a tooth? Do they go gap-toothed to the end of time? I hope, not, and here's my take on it. Legolas, Thranduil. Humor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Legolas - Complete
Lord of the Rings: The Lost Pages by Meome reviews
The crazy adventures of Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli. AU.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,569 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
For Every Evil 3 by Mirrordance reviews
For every evil that rises, we are given ways to fight it. The secrets of the elves are revealed to the modern world, and they are forced to decide whether they should remain in a world unprepared for them, or be the last of their kind to leave it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 131,792 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Legolas
Cooking With Legolas by WearTheMask reviews
Legolas's hilarious new cooking show! Coming soon to a television station near you!A repost from long ago...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Legolas, Haldir
Snorefindel by Esteliel01 reviews
Erestor takes care of a sleeping Glorfindel. Inspired by Evendim’s take on the duo. No slash!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Hair by JessieWrites reviews
Glorfindel is famous for many things, one of which is his hair. But Erestor and the others get tired of finding hair everywhere and decide to do something about it.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,437 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/6/2007 - Glorfindel - Complete
You've Never What? by JustInunotaisho reviews
Bachelor parties for a certain king of Gondor are anything but sane. Who has the most surprises when a game of I Never is combined with a keg? Nonslash and dang proud of it. Formerly on hiatus, now finished with song but not dance.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,080 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/16/2007 - Published: 5/21/2007 - Complete
An unexpected turn of events by Sione reviews
Erestor hates big noisy crowds and to his irritation he’s ordered by Elrond to attend the big feast held in Imladris. But with a little help from a certain Balrog Slayer, the night might turn out pretty good after all. GlorfindelErestor
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,474 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Leave It to Beavers by Erestor reviews
A concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2007 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Aragorn, Legolas - Complete
All About Names by Still Anonymous reviews
When Melkor and Sauron next meet after their humilation at the hands [or paws] of Luthien, Beren, and Huan, they discuss how best to restore their damaged reputations.
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Complete
A Love Unknown by Sione reviews
Erestor is feeling lonely and unwanted, he decides to spend the evening in The Halls of Fire looking for some company. But the night doesn’t turn out exactly as planned in many ways. GlorfindelErestor, cute and fluffy story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,843 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/18/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
The Council of Pippin by Earendilion reviews
What would have happened if Elrond was late for his own council? Something disastrous, no doubt. Nominated for 2007 MC Awards.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Complete
Lord Elrond and the Pesky Booger by Ponytail Goddess reviews
Chaos ensues at Imladris when Elrond calls a council meeting: Erestor finally jumps off the deep end, a girly Glorfindel is giggly, Legolas is pregnant again, the twins are up to no good, and everyone's favorite Elf Lord has a personal problem...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,556 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Elrond, Legolas - Complete
For Every Evil 2 by Mirrordance reviews
For every evil that rises, we are given ways to fight it. Legolas and his reclaimed, resurrected friends come together yet again to fight an all toomodern foe: bioterrorism.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,642 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/17/2007 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Legolas
Evil Elrond by greywing reviews
Written for the E: Like an Evil Elrond prompt. Elrond makes Glorfindel face his greatest fear, which incidentally doesn't involve Balrogs or death.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Smaug the Misunderstood by LydiaB reviews
Smaug, disturbed from his slumbers by Bilbo, ponders the negative image of dragons and does his best to make a good impression on his guest. Things don’t quite go according to plan.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Complete
That's Why I'm here by Girlie G reviews
ONE SHOT! When counselor Erestor finds himself attacked and alone in his office, he finds himself helpless. Until his best friend just happens to be wandering the hall....T for scary themes! not a slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,648 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/16/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Remedial Smithery by Claudi007 reviews
In Fourth Age Valinor, Legolas tries and fails to learn a new skill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,031 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Legolas
Misadventures in Middle Earth by MoonDeity reviews
When Elrond's eyebrows get stolen, who will save Middle Earth? And can that hero manuver around the crack subscripts implanted inside this venture? A celebration crack for DANA! Crackachinno w whipped cream, sprinkled liberally with cinnamon. R&R
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,778 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Faramir - Complete
Letters to Granny by Anidori-Kiladra reviews
AU. This series of letters detail the life of Sméagol after the events of Return of the King as he struggles with his multiple personalities and attempts to find happiness in Mount Doom by marrying an orc and opening a Bed and Breakfast.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,572 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/30/2007 - Published: 1/1/2007 - Smeagol, Gollum - Complete
Jumping To Conclusions by Larian Elensar reviews
Elrond and Erestor don't stand a chance against the ones who love them.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,994 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/11/2007 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Things As They Should Be: A Christmas Story by mbus55 reviews
During a get together for the holiday season our favorite characters are subjected to a fanfic wirtten by one of their own. Based on my other LOTR fanfic, Things As They Should Be: By Legolas, though it makes sense on its own.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Complete
The Taming of the Badger by Pentangle-linnon reviews
Aragorn. Elladan. Elrohir. O.C's. Everyone loves Aragorn...Don't they?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,110 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Aragorn, Elrohir - Complete
Secret Diary of Aragorn Son of Arathorn Part 3 by Jane99 reviews
Cassandra style parody of ROTK, from Aragorn's point of view.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,363 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Aragorn - Complete
Curse of the Elf and Ranger by Erestor reviews
Once, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,575 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/15/2006 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
Wyze Lies by Erestor reviews
Sequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,385 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/14/2006 - Published: 6/20/2006 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Black Eyes by Lialathuveril reviews
King Éomer of Rohan and Princess Lothiriel of Dol Amroth – surely the perfect political alliance, but what if the lady is not willing and decides to use unconventional means to get out of this arrangement? My second scenario.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,524 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/21/2006 - Published: 5/23/2006 - Lothíriel, Eomer - Complete
The Journals of MiddleEarth: Aragorn by Dani V reviews
Before he was king, Aragorn was smelly. Read his tell all autobiography here!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2006 - Aragorn
The Journals of Middle Earth: Sauron by Dani V reviews
Sauron's personal musings on world take over, evil minions, and self help books.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/9/2006
Broken Teacups by Celtic Bard reviews
Reincarnation is not all that it is cracked up to be, and Erestor happens to discover something he shouldn't have... slash
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,820 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/6/2006 - Published: 6/5/2004 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Young Lords III: The Greenwood Experience by Sanaryelle reviews
A young Elrond, Erestor, Glorfindel, and Galdor visit Prince Thranduil's home in the Greenwood. Madness predictably ensues, including encounters with dungeons, giant spiders, and pipeweed. Third in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,802 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2006 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Therapy by Erestor reviews
“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,968 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Beam Me Up, Glorfindel by Zhie reviews
The wayward adventures of Captain Glorfindel and his crew aboard the U.S.S. Elfterprise. Parody, crossover with Star Trek of sorts.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Wise Counsel by Ghyste reviews
What? You thought all that stuff at the Council of Elrond just happened by itself?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Among the Mumakil by Erestor reviews
Sequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,265 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Beginning by Pentangle-linnon reviews
A double drabble. Glorfindel and Erestor.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 273 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Young Lords I: Pass the Dorwinion by Sanaryelle reviews
What happens when you mix a young Elrond, Thranduil, Glorfindel, Erestor, Galdor, and a bottle of the finest Dorwinion? Read to find out! First in a trilogy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,399 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 12/10/2005 - Published: 12/9/2005 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Once Upon a Saturday Morning by elhalfling reviews
Erestor and Glorfindel find themselves in yet another argument. The twins have been playing tricks on Estel. When Legolas comes to visit, can he make anything better? How will the fate of Rivendell friendships fare on this Saturday morning?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,989 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/26/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
The Very Bad Mood by Kiricat reviews
One should never draw beetle wars on Erestor's things, as poor, unsuspecting Glorfindel is about to find out. Oneshot parody. Enjoy.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Glorfindel - Complete
A Tale of Erestor and Rather Large Books by Malara reviews
After spending hours and hours cleaning his, I mean, THE library, Erestor is rather... distraught to see that Glorfy has succeeded in destroying it… [ONE SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 759 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Demons of the Heart by Melannen Halfelven reviews
COMPLETE Was previously: ORCS Legolas is taken captive by a brutal host of orcs. He learns about love, betrayal, and friendship as he struggles to rebuild his life after the encounter.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 45 - Words: 41,071 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/27/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Seven Sons by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
A drabble cycle, consisting of one drabble for each of the seven sons of Fëanor.
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 988 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/8/2005 - Published: 7/1/2005
A Tale of Erestor, Hysterical Musicians, and Pink by Malara reviews
Elrond “asked” Erestor to watch over Rivendell while he is… um… fighting orcs. [cough] visiting Celebrían in Lorien [cough] Chaos? Naturally. [ONE SHOT]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 771 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 6/22/2005 - Erestor, Elrond - Complete
Red Ink by Erestor reviews
Glorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
The Great Balrog Conspiracy by Erestor reviews
What's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,455 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/21/2005 - Erestor - Complete
Drabbles: Lord of the Rings by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
Various drabbles, usually done for "birthday cards" on HASA. Chapter Five: Spy of Saruman (a craban of Dunland)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005
Drabbles: The Silmarillion by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
Various drabbles, done for "birthday cards" on HASA. Chapter Seven: Imperfection (Curufin)
Silmarillion - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,036 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005
Morry by Nolitari reviews
Glorfindel is asked to tell a story, one that's kind of violent for a four-year-old, so how will our Balrog slayer get around this one?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Glorfindel, Aragorn
All About Elrond by Erestor reviews
Elrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,244 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/23/2005 - Elrond, Erestor - Complete
Traditional Recipes for Disaster by Erestor reviews
When Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,565 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/19/2005 - Published: 1/17/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
First Impressions by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
When the legendary Glorfindel of Gondolin arrives in Imladris, everyone is overjoyed-everyone, that is, except Erestor. Both will be forced to look past their first impressions if either one is to ever have peace again. (No slash. Rated for violence.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 53,998 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/12/2005 - Published: 10/12/2004
A New Form of Torture by Avalon Estel reviews
Set of dishes from Far Harad: 50 copper coins. New upholstery: 35 silver coins. Purebred horse: 42 gold coins. The look on Erestor's face when you tell him he's watching the kids: priceless. ON HIATUS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,167 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/11/2005 - Published: 3/28/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir
Harold by Erestor reviews
A short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 901 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/6/2005 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
Glorfindel's Folly by Nilmandra reviews
Glorfindel seeks to brighten Erestor's spirits. A bit of fluff, for Blue and Nancy because it was a mandate.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,735 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/20/2005 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
Befuddlement by Avalon Estel reviews
One night, Glorfindel finds a monster in Elrond's room. He, Erestor, and Lindir try to find out what it is and more importantly, what it's done to the Lord and Lady. Not as epic as it sounds. [Oneshot: COMPLETE]
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,985 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/17/2005 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Valentine's Day by Erestor reviews
Legolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,014 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/14/2005 - Legolas - Complete
Fallen to Ashes by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
After the battle of Doriath, Maglor makes a terrible discovery. (One-shot. Rated for violence.)
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2005 - Complete
A Friday by Neige reviews
Modern day. It's Friday, and Glorfindel is heading home early: a study of Elves living amongst us. Chapter Twentytwo: a house, a recipe, a postcard, a Friday. Complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 30,661 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/8/2005 - Published: 6/10/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrohir - Complete
The Secret Diary of Aragorn by Hobbit-eyes reviews
Aragorn looks as though he's in control throughout the adventure... but what was really going on inside his head?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,162 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/30/2004 - Published: 12/4/2004
Valin Nosta by Aromene reviews
Elrond celebrates his 5000th begetting day...whether he wants to or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,566 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/27/2004 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
The Departure of Boromir by Eggo Waffles reviews
Boromir looks into the birdba... I mean, MIRROR of Galadriel, and chaos ensues! Duels, dinners, and The Reasons™ why Denethor hates Faramir abound as our hero explores the nuances of a new and frightening realm: fanfiction.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/14/2004 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Afternoon Tea by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
In Rivendell after the Council of Elrond, Pippin finds a friend in the least likely person imaginable. (Bookverse. No slash.)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,145 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2004 - Peregrin T.
Homecomings by Crystal113 reviews
When Elrond reaches Valinor, he doesn't quite get the welcome he expected. Juvenilia.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/2/2004 - Elrond - Complete
Frodo's Shiresuit by Satori Blackthorn reviews
Another Muncsh parody, this time for Thomas's Snowsuit. What happens when Frodo doesn't want to wear the Shiresuit Sam buys for him? Here's a hint, it involves a lot of chaos. RR please.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,242 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/30/2004 - Frodo B., Gandalf - Complete
For Every Evil by Mirrordance reviews
Complete. Legolas is a policeman in 2004. Though life's fallen into routine by now, he knows there's trouble ahead when he runs across the Fellowship and some old friends (and foes!) in new incarnations...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 154,309 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 794 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/11/2004 - Published: 7/19/2004 - Legolas - Complete
A Strange Diversion by Jedi-Bant reviews
A ban of thieves ends up in the Fellowships path and they find it would take to long to go around. So Aragorn convinces Legolas to make a distraction so the rest of the group can go around, but the distraction isn't what the rest of the fellowship thought
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,361 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/7/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Snowballs by Ithiliel Silverquill reviews
Erestor is having a bad day, and Glorfindel isn't helping. No slash.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2004 - Glorfindel
The Ego Olympics by tongue in cheek scribe reviews
Legolas, Prince of Mirkwood, and Haldir, March Warden of Lothlorien, have been competitors in everything for a millennium. Which will win the Ego Olympics? AU, Non-Canon. Humor. Rated PG13 for offensive language and some adult situations. R&R!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,437 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/19/2004 - Published: 9/15/2004
This Too Shall Pass by Budgielover reviews
Complete. The Fellowship's mood is not improved by a series of pranks perpetrated by bored young hobbits. Legolas decides to teach the suspects a lesson.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,616 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Legolas, Meriadoc B. - Complete
Who Shall Take the Road? Revised Version by pmochizuki reviews
Revised Version 1 of WDTDT? Series: Ever wonder why it was not Glorfindel who brought Frodo to Rivendell on Asfaloth? Here's a 'humorous' reason of what 'might' have happened. Featuring Glorfindel, Erestor, Arwen and Elrond.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,280 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/3/2004 - Arwen U., Glorfindel - Complete
One by Erestor reviews
Gimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 982 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/2/2004 - Gimli, Legolas - Complete
Elrond's Most Forgettable Birthday by TreeHugger reviews
Prince Legolas must choose something for King Thranduil to send to Lord Elrond for his birthday-something quite forgettable!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 119,386 - Reviews: 944 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 7/31/2004 - Published: 9/8/2002
Celeborn's Club by Erestor reviews
What happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,682 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/22/2004 - Published: 3/6/2004 - Complete
Grima's Grisly Mistake by Erestor reviews
AU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2004 - Grima W., Saruman - Complete
Celeborn Runs Away by Erestor reviews
Celeborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,312 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/15/2004 - Galadriel, Haldir - Complete
Looking for Work by Erestor reviews
A group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/9/2004 - Complete
The Matter of Song by TreeHugger reviews
Set after the fall of Doriath, Maedhros ponders many things. For Ceana's birthday. COMPLETE
Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,740 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Published: 5/23/2004 - Complete
Dilemma by Erestor reviews
While being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/22/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Trapped in an Elevator by Erestor reviews
A scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,492 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/19/2004 - Published: 5/13/2004 - Erestor, Legolas - Complete
Explanations by Evil Cheese Of Doom reviews
Group of one-shots about character differences between book and film. Haldir's hair. Saruman's robes. Tom Bombadil in general. Glorfindel in general.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/13/2004 - Published: 5/3/2004 - Haldir, Saruman
Return of the Ranger by Erestor reviews
Aragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,082 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 14 - Published: 4/20/2004 - Elrond, Aragorn - Complete
One Fiery Day by Erestor reviews
Twelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,000 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/14/2004 - Glorfindel, Elrond - Complete
Truth or Dare by Alexi Lupin reviews
The Fellowship are playing Truth or Dare and a few secrets come out! Warnings: SLASH. Go on, no one's looking! RR
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2004
Gimli's First Axe by Erestor reviews
Gimli recieves his first axe. A very short story, written a while ago.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/7/2004 - Gimli - Complete
The Legolas Story by Erestor reviews
The touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,882 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/4/2004 - Legolas - Complete
Frogs by Lindelea1 reviews
The homesick halflings teach their Big friends a pub-game from the Shire. Chapter 2 added by request.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/28/2004 - Published: 3/29/2003 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
And then there were Nine by Swordquest reviews
Read the diary of Indur the Nazgul as he valiantly steers you though a path seldom trodden-the dysfunctional lives of Sauron's Nine!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/25/2004
Truth or Dare: An Elf's tale by ScrollShuffler reviews
Why elves don't play Truth or Dare in Lorien... especially while Celeborn is watching. No Slash... sort of. Complete
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/15/2004 - Legolas, Haldir - Complete
Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep by Erestor reviews
Eomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/26/2003 - Eomer - Complete
Loophole by Erhothwen reviews
A very distressed Celeborn must face his torment, namely Glorfindel and Erestor. Can it be true? Is Lord Celeborn finally at loss? Which of the three will succeed: Glorfindel, Erestor, or Celeborn? Cameos by Elrond & his sons, Celebrian, & Galadriel. DONE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/13/2003 - Galadriel, Elrond
Chaos in the Kitchen by Erestor reviews
Cooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/31/2003 - Glorfindel, Erestor - Complete
A Course in Facial Contortions by Erestor reviews
Nowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/27/2003 - Elrond - Complete
Acharn the Howling Hookhanded by TreeHugger reviews
A Halloween tale set in Mirkwood. Does a hook-handed fiend haunt the forest of Mirkwood? Thranduil thinks he knows the truth, but does he? Legolas is determined to find out, or is he?
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,869 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2003 - Legolas
Elf Up a Tree by Erestor reviews
All Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/4/2003 - Elrond, Glorfindel - Complete
Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter by Erestor reviews
Denethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2003 - Boromir, Faramir - Complete
Faramir and the Never Ending Story by Erestor reviews
Faramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/17/2003 - Faramir, Boromir - Complete
The Real Reason I Left for Valinor by squirrelchaser reviews
The flaming and fudge covered events leading up to Celebrian's departure, and why Legolas should not have flaming batons; this is a repost
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 9/4/2003 - Published: 8/28/2003
The Day Of The Dragon by TreeHugger reviews
A dragon has come to live in one of the caves near Thranduil's palace; Legolas and his friends try to enlist some help to get rid of it; Galion the Gallant must save the day!COMPLETE!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,609 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Complete
Journey's End by Nilmandra reviews
This story is the sequel to 'May the Valar Protect them', and shows little 'Legles', Tathiel, Earundra and Tinania settling in at home, and Thranduil becoming father to his son.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 43,664 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/5/2003 - Published: 5/8/2003 - Legolas - Complete
Knife'sEdge by TreeHugger reviews
Set during the Battle of Dagorlad. King Oropher lays a heavy charge upon his Master Archer before the siege of Mordor begins.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 21,819 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/3/2003 - Published: 4/22/2003
Haldir's Diary by Tindomiel reviews
Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
Tricksy Tales 1 by TreeHugger reviews
First in the Tricksy Trio Tales. What do you get with three mischievous young elves, an annoying little sister, and a mudhole? COMPLETE
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,428 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 18 - Updated: 2/17/2003 - Published: 2/10/2003 - Complete
In the Hall of the Wood Elf King by TreeHugger reviews
The Hobbit AU. While the Dwarves are imprisoned in Thranduil's dungeons, Bilbo meets Legolas quite by accident. We find out why Elves don't smoke pipeweed. COMPLETED!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 140,644 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 9/5/2002 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Legolas, Bilbo B. - Complete
An Orc in Rivendell by TreeHugger reviews
Egla Ash accompanies Legolas to Rivendell for Elrond's council. Faramir struggles with his troubled dreams.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,468 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2002 - Published: 4/10/2002 - Legolas, Faramir
A Night to Remember by leiasky reviews
Mischief abounds on the evening of Arwen and Aragorn’s wedding. The couple receive special gifts from the fellowship.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/22/2002 - Aragorn, Arwen U. - Complete
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Brotherhood Prussia and HRE Tears of an Angel reviews
My thoughts on what happened...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Prussia, Holy Roman Empire
Drabble: Russia: On True Loneliness reviews
A drabble. About Russia...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 103 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2012 - Russia - Complete
Drabble: Romano: On Being Myself
Yep. I wrote this at about the same time as my other drabble here... Anyways, feedback is always welcomed and apreciated ! Please R&R !
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Published: 7/22/2012 - S. Italy/Romano
Drabble Germany: On Duty reviews
I wrote this awhile ago, and posted this on Deviantart, while I totally forgot about this account... I fail... Anyways, this has the rather dubious honour of being the first story posted to this account... By the way, I wasn't really sure about the rating, was I right on that? Anyways, feedback is always appreciated!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 100 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Germany