Author has written 1 story for Resistance: Fall of Man.
Thinking about doing some Fanfic for Resistance: Fall of Man since it's something I can do easily. I know the series like the back of my hand after all...might have something up REAL soon*
Okay people, if your reading this your looking at my other profile. If you want to read my original stories look at my other account on Fiction Press which I shall link to soon. Might as well copy over my profile info too I guess.
I actually don't have much to say. Im a kid from Philadelphia (okay, Springfield but it's close enough and who knows where that is). I do good in school, like the military, and have a girlfriend. Some call me psycho. Others ill'. I could honestly careless. I like who I am, my gf likes who I am, and that's all that matters. That is about it.
"Trust me, im a professional Russian"- FPSRussia
"LEFT! NO RIGHT! YOUR RIGHT! OKAY, THE OLD LEFT!"- Me
"Americans play to win at all times. I wouldn't give a hoot and hell for a man who lost and laughed. That's why Americans have never lost nor ever lose a war." - George S. Patton
"Come on, don't be a beech!"- FPSRussia before getting pepper sprayed twice voluntarily.
"Hey,hey,hey,hey,why don't we use DUCT-TAPE!" My little cousin (aged 3, very smart for his age) after I told him about duct-tape and it's many uses. Our van's tires started leaking..."
"If your prepared for a zombie apocalypse , a hurricane is just a storm" Brandon M. Felldin, my good friend from the United States Marine Corps
"Glock is the AK of the handgun world. You kill a Glock, see a doctor." Me explaining this crap to my friend.
Black Hawk Down, Saving Private Ryan, Boondock Saints, Monty Python in general, Expendables, Inception, Battle: LA, the list goes on and on...
HUNGER GAMES TRILOGY!, Black Hawk Down, Seal of Honor, Animal Farm, 1984, Harry Potter, The Holy Book of Dave (Not a published book, but something on a forum. It's FUNNY!)
Likes: Writing, listening to music, playing guitar, bad drawing, running, hiking, shooting guns, Army Close Quarters Fighting (ACQF), war (I have a split personality), people who understand who I am (You should understand if you are one of those people), AIRSOFT!!!, Minor Parkour, Hoshi no Kaabii (stfu, even if im a guy), Meta-knight
Dislikes: Politicians, people who judge, haters, WAR (I have a split personality), abuse, famine, Sadly most Americans (Im american, it's okay for me to say that), bad translations (all your base are belong to us, anyone?), anyone who thinks anime is for girls (it was guys who created most of it, ima gonna watch it)
I believe Katniss (Hunger Games) is a total bad-ass, and anyone who does not can go die. Mkay?
If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile (Only one is a calm man, the other is a military manic, guess which one writes my storys?)
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.
If you're in love with a character that doesn't even exist, copy this into your profile. (Well, it's one of my characters who is based off of my girlfriend if you add in a bad-ass SAS operative in her so...)
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.
If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and notices that he is the only black man there. As he sits down, he notices a white man behind him.
The white man says, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turns around and stands up. He then says:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"When you hold your breath you're purple,"
"And when you die you turn grey."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sits back down and the white man walks away...
Copy this onto your profile and help stop racism!
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╚══╝if you like music!
1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it
4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (Funny story behind this actually. And it involves whales, a boat, and rain.)
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push
11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on (was on my arm, but close enough)
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle (well, I jumped but...)
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (NEVER FUCKING SHOOT AT IRON!!!!!!!)
25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan
29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot
36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on (HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA LONG STORY)
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it
47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on( yes, except, i had pants, underwear, and socks on (LOL!!!! Not my fail, but I had to comment on it!))
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil (Twice not on accident...)
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it
60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person (Yeah...didn't end well, especially since it was about religion...)
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face (Gotta love airsofting...)
72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam
74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it
76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band
78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were having a sugar rush.
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people
80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82.Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Oddly, she still has not figured it out despite me telling her...)
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair
86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird.
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people.
89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria.
90. Talked about a person when they were sitting right next to you.
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil.
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them. (BOREDOM FTW)
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper (In social studies)
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story
96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class.
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth.