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Joined 07-31-11, id: 3119092, Profile Updated: 06-28-16
Author has written 21 stories for Wicked, Shakespeare, Captain Planet, Doctor Who, Tinkerbell, Big Time Rush, and Justice League.

Hi! I'm Elphabacanfigureskate here, on tumblr, and A03.

I'm a Figure Skater. I've landed my axle and am working on my double flip (I'm strange in my learning...) I'm on Novice moves *dies because loops* and Juv freestyle.

I'm majoring in physics and I love it! I have done so much coding and my brain hurts.

I was a teen Volunteer at one of the Zoos in the US.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life threw me a broom and said defy gravity.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life asked me to light it's candle.

I didn't choose the phandom life the phandom life took me past the point of no return.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life knows where I've been.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life gave me a colored coat.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life took my hand leaving me breathless.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life said hi dad...

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life asked me to build a barricade.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life bought me an apartment on avenue Q.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life gave me a ring to protect the planet.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me to call me beep me if you want to reach me.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me to follow the yellow brick road.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me the prison is alive.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life tried to take away my sister.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me I could bend the elements.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life said Titans together!

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life gave me the flare.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life grabbed me by the hand and said "run".

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life texted me come anyway.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me to seize the day.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life gave me an Audrey II.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life sent my application to the evil league of evil.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me I was a tinker.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life told me there was a boy found on the beach.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life made me a Bang Baby.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life welcomed me to the candy store.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life gave me everything me and more.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life paged me POTUS in a bicycle accident.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life gave me a cape and cowl.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life asked me to join the league.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life noticed my ring of keys.

I didn't choose the fandom life the fandom life asked what's your name man.

(In order: Wicked, RENT, phantom, Hairspray, Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, Next to Normal, Les Misreables, Avenue Q, Captain Planet, Kim Possible, Wizard of Oz, Incarcerion, Hunger Games, Avatar, Teen Titans, Maze Runner, Doctor Who, Newsies, Little Shop of Horrors, Doctor Horrible's Sing Along Blog, Tinkerbell, Broadchurch, Static Shock, Heathers, Twisted, West Wing, Batman, Justice League, Fun Home, Hamilton)

So if you care to find me look to the Western sky!

Here's the covers I made for Agent Malkere

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A Stitch In Time by LouiseX reviews
Blight and Plunder are out to cause trouble and might just change the Planeteers lives forever.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,338 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/12/2015 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Wheeler, Linka - Complete
Healing Touch by LOTSlover reviews
After suffering a traumatic event on patrol in Gotham, Batman goes to the one person he knows who can help him heal. BMWW. Written from BM's POV.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,966 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 32 - Published: 8/9/2015 - Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman - Complete
Crisis on Two Earths: A Love Story by Restrictors reviews
Based on the movie Crisis on Two Earths. Lex Luthor, leader of the Justice League from a parallel Earth, has lost all but one ally, M'yri'ah J'onzz. Lex is hoping by traveling to another world that they can persuade Martian Manhunter and the other Justice League members to help them in their crusade to take down the Crime Syndicate. J'onnXM'yri'ah
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 78,201 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 3/29/2015 - J'onn J./Martian Manhunter - Complete
All In Good Time by bluedawn01 reviews
University students John Noble and Rose Tyler have been best friends since the day they were born. Best friends...only. But leave it up to John's helpful dorm-mate Jack, Jack's boyfriend Ianto, some stolen clothes and a bit of misdirection might just send them over the edge into something more. All in good time, of course. (AU Nine/Rose)
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,576 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/6/2014 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Respiratory Bypass, Gender Bypass by Simply Isnt On reviews
Time Lords understand, better than anyone, that gender is not defined by the body. (Not actually that angsty).
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/9/2013 - Complete
Seducing The Doctor by Used To Write reviews
Rose is pretty sure that the Doctor wants her as much as she wants him. Smut with a story. Lots of sexual tension. Nine x Rose pairing. Mature content.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,881 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 6/27/2013 - Published: 6/2/2013 - 9th Doctor, Rose T. - Complete
Years by spockandawe reviews
He'd known her since she'd been the little blind girl who took the ring by storm.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Boulder, Toph - Complete
Rent Drinking Game by Color With Marker reviews
If you're bored with a bottle of Stoli and you can't pay the rent, just watch Rent and use these rules to make it a little more interesting!
RENT - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Complete
Hopeless by sweeneytoddgurl reviews
"Do you like me?" he asks, gripping her shoulders tightly. "No," she replies, her lips set in a thin line. "Do you love me?" Haymitch doesn't need an answer. Effie's eyes said it all. Hayffie drabbles, because they are beautifully dysfunctional. R&R!
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,344 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 3/12/2012 - Haymitch A., Effie T. - Complete
Different by LostOzian reviews
COMPLETE. Did you ever wonder, if we didn't happen to be born here, if we were born somewhere else, that everything would have turned out... different? AU Musicalverse
Wicked - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 64,086 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/14/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
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Shuffle Series reviews
Drabbles based on songs that come up on my ipod.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 9,512 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 10/20/2015 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Shiera H./Shayera Hol/Hawkgirl - Complete
Speed of Light reviews
Tumblr prompt sent by anon: "You should write an AU prompt where Diana & Bruce are professors at a university and argue a lot, work in the same department, and Bruce terrorize students."
Justice League - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/23/2015 - Published: 8/20/2015 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Zatanna Z. - Complete
Curses! reviews
"Headcanon that Diana curses in Greek thinking that no one understands her but Bruce gets every word. When they finally do the do he mutters stuff in Greek and Diana blushes because he knOWS." Headcanon submitted on tumblr.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 25 - Published: 6/3/2015 - [Bruce W./Batman, Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman] - Complete
Retribution reviews
Katie sneaks off to watch Kendall pratice.
Big Time Rush - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2015 - Kendall, Katie K. - Complete
Ice Cream reviews
Kelly and Gustavo get trapped in the studio overnight.
Big Time Rush - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 951 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/12/2014 - [Kelly W., Gustavo R.] - Complete
Cursing the Chair reviews
It's been a long day for two pixie monarchs.
Tinkerbell - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/5/2014 - [Lord Milori, Queen Clarion] - Complete
Fixing It reviews
The Doctor would give anything for his best friend back so he came up with an idea.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2014 - [Shaun T., Donna N.] 10th Doctor, Wilfred M./Wilf - Complete
Glass Cage
"Time Lords live in a cage"
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Published: 3/30/2014 - 10th Doctor, Rose T., Donna N., Martha J. - Complete
Brooding reviews
"Why ya brooding Doctor?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/26/2014 - [9th Doctor, Rose T.] - Complete
Song of the Planet reviews
A collection of songfics that feature all your favorite characters. I Own nothing.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 2/5/2013
Dream On reviews
The Fic. that every author must write. Happy Valentines day. (ugg) This is Last minute so be warned...
Captain Planet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Gaia, Captain Planet - Complete
If I Ruled the World reviews
Short drabbles on if our favorite characters ruled the world. Updated in pairs.
Captain Planet - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 781 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 1/21/2013
Fiyeraia reviews
Cap./Gaia Christmas oneshot. Sprinklings of other parings in there.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2012 - Captain Planet, Gaia - Complete
Gold reviews
The world has it's colors so do our favorite spirits. Cap/Gaia oneshots based on different colors. Characters aren't mine guys!
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Gaia, Captain Planet
I Don't Care reviews
Cap./Gaia oneshot. Our favorite hero is getting closer to a certain spirit lately... High T. I don't own any character or setting mentioned here.
Captain Planet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/20/2012 - Gaia, Captain Planet - Complete
The Witches Next Adventure
This is what happens to the witches after McBeth dies and they need a new victim. Rating because I'm paranoid.
Shakespeare - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
I See Murder reviews
"I am the Raven who croaks horse the fatal entrance of Duncan".
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 327 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Complete
Starcrossed Lovers reviews
In which Elphaba and Fiyero realize that war is sometimes more powerful than love. Rating because I'm paranoid. One-shot.
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 913 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/16/2012 - Elphaba T., Fiyero T. - Complete
Symbol reviews
My song in a songfic. Fiyeraba. Just fluff.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Complete
Poison Ivy reviews
Elphaba ahs poison iyv not much to say...
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Complete
What firework are you? reviews
Galinda gives a personality quiz. Good luck Elphie.
Wicked - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Complete