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Author has written 12 stories for Eerie, Indiana.

Froodilicus Awesomestius is a rare and exotic beast that originally hailed from a Godforsaken rock in the middle of the Irish Sea. Thanks to its native ingenuity, young Froodles (as they are known in common parlance) eventually escape their inbred-tastic prison, crossing the ocean to find new homes in the major cities of Great Britain.

Although Froodles are hardy and adaptable, able to survive in the most desolate places, such as the Isle of Man, the ideal habitat for this amazing species will contain lots of books, DVDs, and "things that are awesome." In fact, the ability to detect awesomeness is one of the most highly developed of the Froodles many talents. If you are awesome, and you get lost in the woods, you want a Froodle out looking for you.

Froodles are easily identified by their unique plumage, which is long and straggly and occaisonally takes on a life of its own and devours small annoying children, and their mating call, a high-pitched squeal of "Oh my God the pretty!" Another sign that you might be in the presense of a Froodle is hearing an excited utterance of "So awesome you guys!"

The Froodles main form of currency is pirates - when bartering for goods and services, the Froodle will often offer between one and fourteen-five pirates in exchange. Nobody knows where these pirates come from, but they are always syphillis-free and otherwise of high pirate quality.

Froodles worship at the Church of Liamneeson, believing that Liamneeson is in fact the Creator of everything. The main focus of their faith mostly involves messing with people and laughing at them, making the Froodle an unreliable partner in just about everything except the supplying of pirates. Members of the Church of Liamneeson also partake in the ritualised devouring of chocolatey Jesuslions during religious events.

Froodles are often accompanied by the ghost of a small, ill-tempered rabbit named Thlayli, a large ginger cat named Fatnorange or by between one and three Hegbrothers. Hegbrothers are like Froodles, but a bit hairier and more smelly. Also they are slightly more likely to set stuff on fire than the average Froodle.

The Froodles natural enemy is Stupidicus Fucktardicus, otherwise known as the common or garden fucktard. An influx of Fucktardery into a Froodles territory can eventually drive this most rare and amazing species to flee its territory, such as the Great Froodle Exodus of 2011, in which the finest known specimen of Froodle fled the city of Leeds in order to escape a life of misery and servitude in the Soul-Crushing Mines of Customer Service.

For more insight into the secret lives of these amazing creatures, stay tuned to my Livejournal or buy a copy of the book, Froodle: So Awesome, coming soon to all non-fucktarded bookstores.

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The Long Ride by BroodingOne reviews
"They say there's a highway somewhere around here, a Lost Highway. Where you get on but you never get off. I've been there and I've lived to tell the tale."
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,549 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/18/2012 - Complete
The Uprising by Swing-21 reviews
There is a revolution brewing in the Irken Empire. Zim, Dib, and their rocky relationship get entangled into it all. An epic tale of war, treason, lies, and blood on the Massive's walls. ZADR, sequel to the human Kribliss. NOW DONE.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,489 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Nostalgic by iPlu reviews
Alan has come to Edgar for help,concerning the bloodsucker-fashion victim who Edgar 'supposedly' killed.But,is it really all about Sam? Rating is T
Lost Boys - Rated: T - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,636 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Alan F., Edgar F. - Complete
31 Eerie Tales of Halloween! by Altsoba reviews
Just some drabbles for Halloween, all Eerie centric. The plan is to have 31 of them up before Halloween. There will probably be a wide range of genres here! I have changed the rating to T, just to be safe. Theme 9: Scary Movies
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,703 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 10/5/2009
It's color black or tawny by silverkat1620 reviews
Slash, Marshall Teller/Dash X Marshall gets knocked down. But he gets up again.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Complete
The human Kribliss by Swing-21 reviews
Now Complete! ‘This hatred belongs to Zim and no one else,’ muttered the alien with contained fury. ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 43,715 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Twelve days to Doom by Swing-21 reviews
Finished! Every year, Zim and Dib strike a twelve day truce to prepare for the upcoming battle against the evil Santa Costume. ZADR, Not your usual Christmas story.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 19,557 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/24/2007 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Artificial by Tsukino Akume reviews
Mack tries to redefine reality. Tyzonn tries to simplify it.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Mack H., Tyzonn - Complete
Jealousy by Tsukino Akume reviews
Tyzonn's return and budding relationship with Ronny doesn't sit well with Mack.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,687 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Mack H., Tyzonn - Complete
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Pay Attention
My name is Harley Holmes. Ten years ago, my big brother Simon and his friend Marshall Teller disappeared. The only person who has any answers is a guy with grey hair that the Mayor is keeping prisoner. Tonight, I'm breaking him out and then I'm going to find my brother and bring him home. And nobody is going to stop me."
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,204 - Published: 8/30
When he was fourteen, Simon walked into Hell for the first time.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Published: 8/27
Ghost in the Machine
"Why can't you be normal!"
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 648 - Published: 8/26 - Complete
The three boys stood across the street from Pete's Puppet Pals, and watched as it burned.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Published: 8/24 - Complete
Laundry Day
It is a truth, universally acknowledged, that sliding into a freshly-made bed with just-laundered sheets is among the most pleasurable sensations the world has to offer.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 215 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24 - Complete
Weatherman Wally did not consider himself a confrontational person.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/24 - Complete
"Taste the Continent!" proclaim the signs plastered all over Eerie.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,774 - Updated: 8/23 - Published: 8/22
Marshall Teller is 29 years old, an entire decade and thousands of miles away from Eerie, Indiana, when his mother tells him in an email that Mister Radford has died.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Published: 8/22 - Complete
Ficlets: Milk, Puberty, Touch
Three moments in the life of Marshall Teller
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Published: 8/15 - Complete
Lost reviews
Dash X is a boy who has lost his past. What better place to start the search for answers than down in the Bureau of the Lost?
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,565 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/13 - Published: 8/4/2011
This year, Marshall declares himself too old to go Trick or Treating.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Published: 8/13 - Complete
The Death and Afterlife of Devon Wilde, Esquire
Devon Wilde walked through the Eerie Cemetery, and his feet made no sound on the gravel pathways.
Eerie, Indiana - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 453 - Published: 8/13 - Complete