Author has written 27 stories for Naruto, Generator Rex, D.Gray-Man, Inuyasha, Twilight, Dragon Ball GT, Rise of the Guardians, Teen Titans, Spider-Man, Future Diary/未来日記, Hatsune Mix/初音みっくす, and Tokyo Ghoul/東京喰種トーキョーグール.
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Ways to make sure you're insane
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your pet if it's comfortable with it's name until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk .
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme .
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!"
If you have ever had a conversation with yourself.
If you have your own little world.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character.
If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it.
My best friend is insane! (Well,im insane too.)
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb.
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself.
If you like being utterly random.
If you have ever said a number, but held up the wrong amount of fingers.
If you can't walk without running into a door, pole, or wall that was obviously right in front of you.
If you've ever acted like a paranoid fool because you believe that fictional characters exist.
If you solemnly swear you are up to no good.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason.
Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms in stores.
When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
Get a golf ball and throw it, screaming, "pikachu, I choose you!"
Walk into a closet and scream, "where the fuck is Narnia?!"
I'm obsessed with Naruto. Wow, big shocker. Just kidding! Reasons why, and yes, I have done all of these:
Try to walk up a tree or over water.
Call your semester exam a chunin exam.
Trade in your favorite hat for a forehead protector. (Got a black one like in Shippuden!)
Stay up all night waiting for the release of the next manga chapter.
Start adding the words -chan and -kun on the end of your friends' names. (Even before Naruto came in but now more)
Paste a piece of paper that says "Icha-Icha paradise" on the front of adult books. (Adults look at you funny when you do it in bookstores... I wonder why)
Keep all your money in a frog shaped wallet. (Naruto's wallet)
Start to call your teachers Sennin. (I do that all the time and they confused faces are priceless)
Refuse a date because you're saving yourself for Naruto or Sasuke. (Fuck Sasuke! I'm going with Naru! ;)
Try to hit Itachi through the screen when he tortures Sasuke. (I hurt my knuckles.)
Put a picture of Naruto in your wallet and tell your friends it's your boyfriend.
List Anbu as current occupation on a job application. (I'm still wondering why I didn't get the job...)
Can spout out a random character quote on command. (Dattebayo!)
Sneak around and try to beat your grandfather. (How does he always win? He's older than Sarutobi! ._.)
Wake up in the middle of the night and scream "Itachi, why?!"
Decide to call your moral code your "ninja way".
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Pictures for story "Love Sucks" have been deleted to me not giving a fuck. .-.
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