Author has written 4 stories for Phantom of the Opera, Lord of the Rings, Van Helsing, and Inuyasha.
Stories that can only be found on my website:
A Blatant Mummy Parody
A Blatant Mummy Returns Parody
A Blatant ROTK Parody
Phantom of the Opera: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
Prisoner of Azkaban: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
Troy: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
X-Men the Last Stand: the Microwaveable Pop-Tart Version
Guys and Balrogs
Mary Sue: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual
Middle-earth: A Christmas Carol
AND MOOOORE! Much much much much more. Check it out.
Insomniatic perfectionist with no direction in life and a love for all things cute and cuddly. Bibliophile. Addicted to coca cola.
ridiculous conversations, horribly bad Disney channel shows, flow of conscious writing, cuddling, grammar and punctuation, being aDORKable, color coordinating, accents, Japanese culture, the printed word
red states, purple prose, patchouli, tangled webs, Orlando Bloom, bears in top hats, puns, unnecessary patriotism, Panic! At the Disco, bug bites, closet monsters, drama, uneven shoelaces, tea
Nicknames: Cassie, Cujo, Karen, Becky
Height: five feet
Weight: 99 lbs.
Eye Colour: green
Hair Colour: dye job brunette
Location: New Brunswick, New Jersey
Political Stance: Democrat
Religion: non-practicing Jewish Agnostic
Status: currently taken
MSN Messenger: cujo_of_a_different_color
Live Journal: http://yrch-monger.livejournal.com
Live Journal Community: http://www.livejournal.com/~goback2mirkwood
Library Thing: http://www.librarything.com/profile/yrchmonger
"...beside the falls of Nimrodel by water clear and cool, her voice as falling silver fell into the shining pool. Where now she wanders none can tell, in sunlight or in shade. For lost of yore was Nimrodel, and in the mountains strayed..."