AmmoMck
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Joined 08-01-11, id: 3120829, Profile Updated: 02-08-14
Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, Glee, and Harry Potter.

Hello Fanfictioners! I'm Ammo. I'm fifteen years old and I live in England. When I'm older I want be a Teacher, since I have no ambition in life. I love Harry Potter by J.K. Rowling, the Twilight saga by Stephanie Meyer, the Gone series by Michael Grant, South Park and Glee. I'm also a bit obsessed with miniature pigs.

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny
Ron/Hermione
Draco/Hermione
Neville/Luna
Remus/Tonks
James/Lily
Dean/Seamus
Albus/OC
Scorpius/Rose
Draco/Astoria

Gone

Drake/Anybody
Diana/Caine
Astrid/Sam
Dekka/Brianna
Brianna/Jack
Edilio/Rodger

Twilight

Jacob/Leah
Renesmee/Alec
Bella/Alec
Jane/Demitri
Alec/OC

Hunger Games

Katniss/Peeta
Haymitch/Katniss

Glee

Rachel/Puck
Rachel/Santana
Kurt/Blaine
Tina/Mike
Santana/Brittany
Nick/Jeff
Brittany/Finn
Quinn/Sam
Sam/Brittany
Quinn/Puck
Quinn/Rachel
Rachel/Sebastian
Artie/Brittany
Artie/Quinn
Sam/Rachel
Sebastian/Karofsky

South Park

Kenny/Craig
Kenny/Butters
Kyle/Stan
Craig/Tweek
Stan/Wendy
Bebe/Clyde
Cartman/Kyle
Cartman/Butters
Token/Clyde
Bebe/Wendy
Mr. Garrison/Mr. Slave

Least Favourite Pairings;

Harry Potter

Snape/Lily
Fred/George
Harry/Ron

Twilight

Jacob/Renesmee (HE BELONGS WITH LEAH!)
Sam/Leah (SHE BELONGS WITH JACOB!)

Hunger Games

Gale/Katniss

Glee

Sam/Mercedes
Tina/Artie
Finn/Rachel

South Park

Tammy/Kenny
Damien/Kenny
Damien/Pip
Satan/Chris

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I like EMO MUSIC; I MUST be an EMO WANNABE
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a lunatic.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST HATE everyone who doesn't SHARE MY BELIEFS.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be a white trash redneck.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem. (I'm Half Irish Actually!)
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I am WHITE and I like COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a NERDY GEEK.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm SOUTHERN, so my FAVORITE CATCHPHRASE is "GIT-R-DONE"
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I like ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue/ Gary-stu.

I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I like YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and MANGA so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I AM KIND to other PEOPLE, so I MUST be WEAK.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist

I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts:

1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball.

2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping

off to the Headmaster's office.

3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show me the pointy hat trick.

5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar.

6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination.

7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnegan is "after me lucky

charms."

8) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy.

9) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month."

10) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand.

12) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force."

13) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

14) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

15) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

16) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

17) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

18) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

19) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways.

20) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" Whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor.

21) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort.

22) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy.

23) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

24) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full."

25) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell.

26) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate.

27) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

28) I will not poke Hufflepuffs with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bees."

29) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

30) I will not go to class skyclad.

31) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "Told you I was Hard Core."

32) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

33) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

34) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion.

35) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends."

36) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends."

37) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

38) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine.

39) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts.

40) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!"

41) I do not weigh the same as a Duck.

42) I do not have a Dalek Patronus.

43) I will not lick Trevor.

44) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey."

45) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

46) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

47) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

48) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

49) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice.

50) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is the Voice of God.

If you or your best friend (or both) is insane, copy this into your profile

If you've ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are the kind of person that pushes a door that says pull, copy and paste this into your profile

If you go around to different profiles just to find things to put onto your profile, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you know someone who made a mistake and your tired of people going on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and oooooooooooon about how stupid he/she was and you wish that people would just get on with there stupid lives instead of ranting about the stupidity of other people and all you want is for society to realize that going off on a useless rant about the stupidity of man kind is a gigantic waste of time and that we should all do something constructive like finger painting or sculpting instead of going on and on about whatever when we know deep down that it annoys the crap out of everybody who has to listen to the idiotic tyrade... then copy and paste this on your profile.

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." !

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool withyou at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap because they know it's what they act like or their own best friend/s act like.

Published stories;

Twilight-Violet Skies(Four Chapters Published)(Under Refurbishment)(On Hiatus)
Glee-Stuck With You(Nine Chapters Published)(One More left Until Completion)
Harry Potter-Breathless(Eleven Chapters Published)

Links;

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-AmmoMck

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Insane by tweekers.luvs.u.16 reviews
My name's Tweek Tweak. I've lived in a mental institution since I was five. From the moment I met my doctor's son, Craig Tucker, I knew I liked him. A lot. Creek.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 87,175 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 4/18 - Published: 12/22/2011 - [Craig T., Tweek T.]
An Unexpected Hobbit by elveriamoir reviews
Is everything really as it seems to Thorin and company when they meet Bilbo. I do so love reading the comments you leave me :D Will end up containing mentions of Durincest and slash if this isn't your thing please don't read and flame me.
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 77 - Words: 209,531 - Reviews: 339 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 6/27/2013 - [Thorin, Bilbo B.] [Fili, Kili]
I'm Coming Home by BrownEyedGirl87 reviews
Four friends are summoned to Middle Earth by Lady of Light and Gandalf the Grey to help a company of dwarves reclaim their homeland. They will face challenges and friendship will be tested as each of them have a task on the journey. Will they ever get back to their world? This is a FiliXOC KiliXOC LindirXOC and BilboXOC. Part 2 Desolation of Smaug is here
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 62,797 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Kili, Lindir
Trust Me But Don't Thank Me Yet by stickdonkey reviews
In Goblin Town, Thorin offers himself in Kili's place to protect his nephew from torture. However, even when the Goblin agrees to the substitution it's not enough to prevent Fili and Kili's inclusion or to save them from mental trauma. In the aftermath of Goblin Town, issues that had been simmering between them for 70 years boil over. Will things between them mend or remain broken?
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 39 - Words: 170,382 - Reviews: 636 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 310 - Updated: 3/28 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
My Idiot's Cute Little Habits by Prince of Mischief reviews
[Fili's POV] Fili ultimately decides to keep a journal of Kili and his quirky habits to maintain what sanity he has left. Contains mentioned/explicit Durincest. Suggestions open!
Hobbit - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,645 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/31 - Published: 1/29 - Fili, Kili
Of Risks and Rewards by highjynx reviews
After BOFTA, Fíli can sense the growing separation between him and Kíli, but he is at a loss as to how he could even begin to rebuild the close relationship they once had. It is just his bad luck that fate is about to throw several more wrenches into his life in the form of suitors. Lots and lots of them. Fili-centric, Fili/Kili pairing. Skip this if it's not your cup of tea.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,004 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/30 - Published: 1/3 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Tale of Friendship by KneelingAngel reviews
Three friends fall into Middle Earth as they are on their way to New Zealand for a long deserved vacation. They are eventually dragged along on an adventure together with 13 dwarves, a hobbit and a wizard but what happens when they fall for certain dwarves? ThorinxOC FilixOC KilixOC I own nothing! Except for the OC's of course :3
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,033 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Thorin, Fili, Kili
Salon Leucous by CliickClock reviews
Based on the prompt "Someone please write me a fic where Thranduil and Lucius Malfoy run a hair salon together and instead of doing any actual work they bitch about their customers and interfere in their sons love lives"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/5 - Draco M., Lucius M., Legolas G., The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
In lieu of apples by Artemis1000 reviews
It is a perfectly normal day in the life of Bilbo Baggins, hiding out in the Elvenking's palace while the dwarves are imprisoned... right until an interrogation turns into a lovers' spat and Bilbo learns more about blanket-stealing habits than he ever wanted to know. He should have eaten his apple while he still could. Thranduil/Thorin.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/4 - [Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood] Bilbo B., Legolas G. - Complete
Wagers by uncer giedd geador reviews
Short story number 22 - In which Fili and Kili play guessing games, Nori indulges in a spot of blackmail, Ori receives an education, and the company gamble with more than just coins, consequently placing their faith in each other at knife-point...
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 35,903 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 1/4 - Published: 3/26/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili
Finding Asylum by Only If You Wish It reviews
Set post-FAYZ. After the dome came down, Drake was swept away to court and then placed in California's Psychiatric Facility, where he's been left to rot for the last year. A nearby school's community assignment, however, might reintroduce him to a familiar face. No "Light" Spoilers.
Gone - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,182 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 1/1 - Published: 9/3/2013 - Diana L., Drake M. - Complete
Heate Eissilent and the 13 Dwarves by DefectedDegenerate reviews
Kate and Heather die! But in the end they're thrown into the Hobbit. They accompany the company and change the lives of two dwarves forever! Kili/OC and Fili/OC I know I've already started a Hobbit story but this is another one I'm working on on the side. Hope you enjoy.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,972 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Fili, Kili, OC
That Fairy Tale Love by MissAlyson reviews
Freddy Jones is the last person on Earth that Summer thought that she would go out with. And if she does, can they last?
School of Rock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,338 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 11/4/2006 - Summer H., Freddy J.
Of Warblers and Songbirds by MysteriousJ reviews
How they fell for each other was something that had taken them both a long time to notice, But when it happened they couldn't stay away from one another. A love story that was born through an unusual friendship. Takes place during 03/05 "The first Time" and/to 03/14 "On My Way"
Glee - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,048 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 8/12/2013 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Rachel B., Sebastian S.
Signs by Jenna of the Red Robes reviews
Jim Kirk was bored. And his boredom led him to do things that he really should not be doing. After his wild scheme goes wrong, he ends up in the med bay with his officers. But, in Jim's mind, it was partially their fault too. Since they disregarded the "obvious" signs of his boredom and didn't do anything to stop it. Sign #8: Causing Awkward Conversations
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,233 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/14/2013 - J. Kirk, P. Chekov
Ze Booty by u-knightedfederationofplanets reviews
chekov likes an old earth song.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2013 - P. Chekov - Complete
Cyan by Illyria Lives reviews
Each chapter chronicles the adventures of a group of sassy, luckless undergrads who have too much time on their hands and a leader named Enjolras-that is honestly his first name (and who the hell names their kid that)-and overall they are just very, very strange, in the best possible way. Modern college AU, multiple pairings.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,010 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 6/17/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Cosette, Marius, Enjolras, Grantaire
Telling the Amis by guineamania reviews
Enjolras and Grantaire ... now the lovebirds! But how will the amis react when hit with the shocking news? Request from Little-miss-laughs-alot
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 7,159 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27/2013 - Published: 3/27/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire - Complete
Tormented by SeverusMarshBaggins reviews
When Kia Jones moves to South Park after being bullied at her old school, she is welcomed by all. Then scary things start occuring, and all the class starts blaming her. Could it be someone is jealous and is taking all her loved ones away? Rated T for Character death and Language.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,781 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/29/2012 - Published: 8/17/2012 - Stan M., Clyde D. - Complete
This is Different by Lacey Grimstone reviews
Its their Junior year in High School and old friends start to become something more. Its better than it sounds! OC/Kenny, OC/Kyle, and eventually OC/Stan
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 40,445 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/13/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Kenny M., Kyle B.
Welcome to the World of Gleek Facebook! by BM22OwenstinaKB reviews
It's facebook time! What could the New Directions and Warblers be up to this time? Centered to all of the Glee couples but specially featured for Klaine! Full of mayhem, craziness, sadness, love, drama, and the wisdom of one, Mr. Bang-Bang!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 164,087 - Reviews: 750 - Favs: 325 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 5/18/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
I'm Sorry My Darling by remuslover101 reviews
Tonks' last minutes.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/10/2012 - N. Tonks - Complete
Oc Contest by Rosa1210 reviews
Oc Contest need more chactaers
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 118 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/6/2011 - Published: 1/7/2011
Nightmare Beach by Chibi-Kiss reviews
Destiny Evans receives a letter inviting to a amusement park named Nightmare Beac Resort. It sounds fun but soon, she's regretting ever going.... *OCs Needed!*
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Kenny M.
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Breathless reviews
She didn't care that it was Albus and that all she had wanted to do to him the past week was chop his head off, put it on a stick and wave it in his family's face. She just let it happen. But when he suggested they try and change her dress, upstairs, she really shouldn't have gone with him, and certainly shouldn't have let what was to follow. Next Gen. Rated T for Teen Pregnancy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 4/4 - Published: 10/14/2013 - [OC, Albus S. P.] Scorpius M.
Stuck With You reviews
The New Directions and The Warblers hate each other. After another fight between Wes, David, Rachel and Santana. The kids from both schools are forced to live together for two weeks. Includes Nickchel, Westana, Klaine and more.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,287 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 12/4/2013 - Published: 4/8/2013 - Rachel B., Santana L., Dalton Academy Warblers, New Directions
Violet Skies reviews
It was a normal day, until an accident in the woods leaves Violet Carter as the newest Cullen. Just as she starts to adapt her new life she gets taken to Volterra and turns the Volturi's life around. Starts during Eclipse. Alec/OC. T for Violet's Mouth. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,712 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/11/2012 - Published: 11/26/2012 - Alec