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Author has written 3 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hey, guys!

So, I'm me. I'm a girl. And that's pretty much the extent of all the personal information you'll be getting out of me.

Love it: Friends, family, books, reading, writing, ice cream, birthdays, good smelling stuff, baking, art, volleyball, tennis, soccer, sports in general, FOOD, music, texting, fanfiction, dogs, taking pictures, pineapple, writing notes, dressing like a hobo (sweat pants and tshirts!), fall and winter, scenic places, rock climbing, camping, watching movies, chocolate, skittles, taking super long showers,oranges, stuffed animals, clothes, flip flops, the beach, boardgames, parties, dancing, being crazy, interior decorating, chapstick, sweatshirts, milkshakes, dressing formally, clean rooms!

Hate it: Liars, hypocrites, superficial and fake people, laziness, cleaning my room, orange smoothies, frogs, toads, lizards, long car trips, when my sister steals my clothes, pictures I look bad in, annoying and stupid people, cliches and stereotypes, bad grammer.

(the forever growing list of) Favorite Books:

Harry Potter, Maximum Ride, Lord of the Rings, Ranger's Apprentice, Pendragon, Uglies, Before I Fall, Twilight, Stargirl, Septimus Heap, Pecy Jackson and the Olympians, The Frog Princess, Sword of the Rightful King, Midnighters, City of Ember, Peaches, Alex Rider, Warriors, Fablehaven, Matilda, Princess Diaries, Gallagher Girls, The Tail of Emily Windsnap, My Sister's Keeper, House Rules, The Pact, Handle With Care, The Last Song, The Notebook, Dragon Slippers, The Heroes of Olympus, The Clique, Eragon, Hunger Games, Palace of Mirrors, The Supernaturalist, Oh. My. Gods, The Choice, 19 minutes, Unwind, I Am Number Four, Evermore, LA Candy, Secrets of My Hollywood Life, The Sisterhood of Traveling Pants, Kidnapped, Everest, Daniel X, A Walk to Remember, Matched, Crossed, Power of Six, The Truth About Forever, This Lullaby, Someone Like You, Lock and Key, Keeping the Moon, Dreamland, The Book Thief, Shipbreaker, The Kane Chronicles, The Lost Hero, Even Now, Dear John, The Choice, Message in a Bottle, The Jungle Book, The Gift, Gregor the Overlander, Peter and the Starcatchers, Airhead, Sam's Letters to Jennifer, Just Listen, Holes, The Boy Who Dared, Divergent, The Book Thief, The Alchemist, Graceling, Fire, Delirium, If I Stay, Where She Went, Delirium, Even Now, Ever After


Favorite Quotations (did you know that quote's not a noun? It shocked me.)

“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light.” -Albus Dumbledore, in Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban.

"I vill now destroy de Snickuhs bahs!" -Gazzy, in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

Jeb turned to her. "She's incorruptible." Bully for me. "At least by power." I said. "You haven't tried chocolate or cute shoes" Max and Jeb, in Saving the World and Other Extreme Sports.

"You... are...a... fridge...with...wings...We're...freaking...ballet...dancers!" -Fang, in School's Out Forever

"I feel like pudding, Pudding with nerve endings. Pudding in great pain."-Iggy, in the Angel Experiment

"I swear to drunk I'm not God!" -Fang, in St. Fang's of Boredom's: Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu

“I never noticed. You have a nice chest.” Well, then. Hot damn, that’s a way to change the mood. “I could say the same about you, but that’d be sexual harassment.” -Max and Fang in Phoenix Fanatic's: Diary of A Lovesick Mutant

"Optimism is overrated, Max. Its better to face realitly head-on." -The Voice, in School's Out Forever.

"You die when we die." - Fang, in School's Out Forever.

"Forget it! Nobody's getting married! Not in New Hampshire, or anywhere else! Not in a box, not with a fox. Now go to sleep before I kill you." -Max, in Max.

"Some of these guys were the foxiest dappers I've ever seen! -points to Thomas Jefferson-" My History Teacher. Sort of creepy, right?

"I heard you called me a giraffe! Well, at least I'm not a hippo!"

"What, you mean like my sister?" -My best friend and sister.

""Gilan hesitated. "I wouldn't advise anyone to face a battleax with just two knives," he said carefully. "So what should I do?" Will joined in. Gilan glared from one boy to the other. He had the feeling he was being set up. "Shoot him," he said shortly. Will shook his head, grinning. "Can't," he said. "My bowstring's broken." "Then run and hide," said Gilan, between gritted teeth. "But there's a cliff," Horace pointed out. "A sheer drop behind him and an angry axman coming at him." "What do I do?" prompted Will. Gilan took a deep breath and lookd them both in the eye, one after the other. "Jump off the cliff. It'll be less messy that way."” -Gilan, Will, and Horace in Ranger's Apprentice.

Will: "Who said that? Oh, it's just you Horace. I didn't see you there in that cloak." Horace: "Will, if it wasn't funny the first half dozen times you said it, why do you think it would be funny now?" -Will and Horace, in Ranger's Apprentice

“For, standing a little aside from the crowd, wrapped in his grey and green mottled cloak, his eyes shadowed by the cowl, was Halt. And he was smiling.” -Narrator, Ranger's Apprentice

“Here your dreams are sweet and tomorrow brings them true. Here is the place where I love you.” -Katniss Everdeen, Hunger Games.

“Well, don't expect us to be too impressed. We just saw Finnick Odair in his underwear.” -Boggs in Mockinjay

“He looks down at his legs as if noticing his outfit for the first time. Then he whips off his hospital gown, leaving him in just his underwear. "Why? Do you find this" - he strikes a ridiculously provocative pose - "distracting?” -Finnick Odair, Mockinjay.

"Fire is catching! If we burn, YOU WILL BURN WITH US!"- Katniss Everdeen, in Mockinjay.

"You can't argue with all the fools in the world. It's better to let them have their way, then trick them when they're not paying attention." -Brom, in Eragon.

"One part brave, three parts fool." - Brom, in Eragon.

"Many people have died for their beliefs...The real courage is living and suffering for what you believe." - Brom, in Eragon.


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She's a Lady by FlowerChild22 reviews
Up until the age of fourteen, Fang Ride and Max Martinez were the best of friends, even sharing their first kiss. Now, at eighteen they're constantly at each other's throats. But it's hard to forget those feelings you once had.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,443 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 357 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Max, Fang, Nudge, Iggy - Complete
Project: Family by DemiSpy reviews
"Your assignment consists of being 'married' to your partner and 'adopting' a child from the orphanage for a week, making it the best week of his or her life." Mr. Henderson said. "Partners... Max with Fang." AU/AH Dunno why it's T. Complete. Edit Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,145 - Reviews: 603 - Favs: 532 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 9/5/2013 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Another Form of the Avian Bird Flu by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, Fang gets sick. The flu, to be exact. And, of course, he has to pull a whole 'Whining Macho Prince' thing about it. Max and Dr. Martinez deal with Fang's attitude, Iggy tries to boycott Campbell's Soup, the Flock play with a blender, and...FAX! Eggy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 103,238 - Reviews: 4132 - Favs: 1,137 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Fang, Max
Sir, Yes, Sir by lavalamp29 reviews
Fang's dad is the head of the country's best boot camp. Fang wants to prove to his dad that he is the perfect son. The camp acquires the worst trouble maker, Max, and Fang is assigned to whip her into shape. Will he be able to tame Max? FAX! DUH!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 81,610 - Reviews: 1419 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 11/19/2010 - Max, Fang
Daddy's little girl by Fangrules reviews
When 22 year old Fang Dente's ex-girlfriend dies in a car crash the last thing he expects is to have social services knocking on his door the next day with a little surprise. Follow as Fang tries to get the hang of being a father with the help of the one woman who can't stand him.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 27,913 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Crash by Tokoloshe Monster reviews
Max has a best friend; a person that she knows online. He's funny, caring, kind and sweet – unlike the ridiculously hot jerk at her school that won't leave her alone. But maybe the two boys have more in common than she thinks... Fax. AU, but not AH. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 83,176 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 8/17/2012 - Published: 7/1/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
High School Ride by Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan reviews
All human. Max and her mum and sister have moved to Arizona much to Max's dismay. She doesn't believe that Arizona will have anything to offer her, until she meets Nick Ride, Fang, and his friends and family who call themselves a 'Flock'
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 81 - Words: 262,365 - Reviews: 4892 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Max, Fang
I Hate Wonder Woman by CleCleisCool reviews
Fang is not looking forward to getting a new exchange student, Max. In fact, when Max arrives, Fang hates her even more, because she is being a lil-miss-perfect. But what happens when he learns that perfect isn't so perfect? Better than summary! Plz R&R!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 41,625 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Fang, Max
Avoiding the Inevitable by loveofallthatisawesome reviews
Jace is new at school, but that doesn't stop him from quickly climbing up the social ladder much to Clary's dismay. Try as she might, she can't deny the attraction she has for the arrogant golden boy even when he seemingly gets with every girl but her.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,043 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Clary F., Jace W.
Be Better by FunkyIsMyMiddleName reviews
This is a guide that will help you be even more FABULOUS of a writer than you already are. Do yourself a favor and read.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,780 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/19/2011 - Published: 11/30/2011
That's Just How It Is by dancerxforlifex3 reviews
Max moves from Montana to sunny Florida and befriends mysterious Fang. The two are great friends but also somehwat have feelings for each other underneath, despite the fact that Fang has a girlfriend. Sorry for the bad summary :P Enjoy!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 111,226 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Battle's Never Over by eclipsed heart reviews
The past six months have been chaos, but there's no time for rest, not now. The flocks are split up and saddled with a new mission, and this one really does seem impossible. Of course, most things are impossible when you're a prisoner of war. SEQUEL.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 47,497 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/14/2011 - Published: 6/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Ambiguity by EpitomeOfCool reviews
When Max goes to College, the last thing she expects to find is her archenemy, Fang, in all of her classes. Will they ever get on? FAX
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,206 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Complete
A Camping Trip Of A Life Time by Like.Wait.WHAT reviews
"Max how do you feel about camping?" He asked. My mouth drops open, "Huh?" I asked confused. Is anyone else confused because how is that have anything to do with the outcome of... Some are human, some aren't. And Fax! Full summary inside. Please give it a chance. Review too!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 74,148 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
All Is Well In Cliche Land by flYegurl reviews
We all know them. Those big, major cliches... Max is pregnant, Iggy can suddenly see again. But what about those tiny, minor ones that everyone overlooks? The ones that people don't even notice? Here's a tribute to those miniscule, yet overused cliches.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,551 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Complete
Should've Been by desperatelyobvious reviews
"I love the way it fits you." Fang smirked, eyeing the tight bodice of my wedding dress. "You really think so?" I said seductively. I couldn't believe I was flirting with Fang right now, right before my wedding. Oneshot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,834 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/3/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3605 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 580 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Stranded by Vamps-with-Wings reviews
He had planned this all out flawlessly. We were stranded in the middle of nowhere, with no means of communication. The odds of someone passing were a gazillion to one at this point. -What oh what will Max and Fang do? Oneshot. FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,345 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8203 - Favs: 1,829 - Follows: 704 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
MR Bloodlust 2 : Queen of Hearts by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Now that Fang is safe, Max just needs to wait out her bloodlust, and then everything will be fine. Until they find out the bloodlust has spread. And Lissa is...dying? ! And Fang's bloodlust is BACK ! ? /
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 76,315 - Reviews: 1659 - Favs: 468 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 6/7/2007 - Fang, Max - Complete
Becoming You and Me by Strawberry Shortcake123 reviews
Part one of Our Eternity trilogy. While escaping from the School, Max and Fang discover two strange experiments-- their children. Will the kids pull them together or push them apart? FAX. T to be safe.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,564 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Max, Fang - Complete
MR : Bloodlust by heaven-angel-15 reviews
/FAXNESS/ Fang develops an irresistable attraction to Max one night to the point where he could be dangerous. What happens if Max suddenly gets it too?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,521 - Reviews: 1083 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/2/2008 - Published: 11/14/2006 - Max, Fang - Complete
Interception by MRACR-KRRIMARTE reviews
Iggy, Nudge, and Gazzy plot to get Max and Fang together, but it might take a little interception...
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/22/2007 - Published: 9/17/2007
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Better Off Forgotten reviews
Seventeen year old Max goes to boarding school for a dose of normal. But when complete stranger Nick Ride seems more familiar to her then any of her own friends or family, her only idea is that her entire life must be a lie. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 90,862 - Reviews: 803 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Max, Fang - Complete
Chips and Voices reviews
Max doesn't think much of the chip in her arm, but when powers and things taken for granted began to disappear, she realizes there's a lot more to it. Plus, she just might not be the only one being controlled. Action, and Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 83,848 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete
Tree Lights and Stockings reviews
Just a cute little holiday season two-shot for you all! The Flock tries to take on a regular style Christmas- but with tyrant Max dictating, how long can things stay peaceful?
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Max, Fang - Complete