Poll: Summary: Just when I thought you couldn't make me feel even more guilty and grateful, just when I thought you couldn't possibly convince to live a happy life you do what you always do by fucking up my plans and giving me something I dont deserve. Upload? Vote Now!
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Hello everyone of the fanfiction world. Gosh is it lame if i tell u that im SUPPER nervous. After being a fanfiction addict for who knows how long(literally idk how i even found this site) i finally decided to make my own accout here.
Voice in background: What are u doing??
Me: Geez why do u care??? What do u want? Hey dont look over my shoulder!!! ICHIGO GO AWAY!
Ichigo: Fanfiction.net. Che so this is what u do in ur "free" time huh.
Me: You're an ass. *doorbell rings* You gunna get that a-hole?
Ichigo: What do u think?
Me: Fine I'll get it. *opens door* Who are you? *death glare*
Reporter: Im a... re..porter. *trembles*
Ichigo: Who is it?
Me(going back inside ignoring reporter): Just some reporter and... hey get away from there!!
Ichigo: Dont you think you should tell them a little bit bout urself.
Me: What for?!? All they need to know is that i was born on... on... I forget.
Me: When was it again?
Ichigo: Why u asking me?
Me: Cause i'm ur fav twin.
Ichigo: Your my only twin dumbass.
Me*sigh* im still ur favorite even though ur not mine.
Me: Geez take a chill pill i was just kidding.
Ichigo: You better be.
Ichigo's Hollow: Will u guys keep it down.
Me: yes i was waiting for u to come out. Now he is my favorite twin.
Ichigo: What the hell?!? I thought I was ur favorite.
Me: You both are moron.
Ichigo: But he's not even human.
Ichigo's Hollow: Ouch King that hurt a little... not *laughs*
Me: Ichigo ur such an ass. What u saying my hollow isnt human either?!
My Hollow: What did the asshole just say??
(My hollow starts a war with Ichigo)
Ichigo's Hollow: Hey I get dibs on his head!
(Ichigo's Hollow joins in)
Me*sigh* Kay so my fav animes are Bleach(as u can tell), Blood Plus, Naruto, Full Metal Alchemist, Full Metal Alchemist Brotherhood, Cowboy Bebob, Inuyasha, Durarara(just started it and liking it so far), Ouran High School Host Club and Others that i cant seem to remember or im just too lazy.
Fav Pairings: IchigoXRukia, Hollow IchigoXRukia, KisukeXYoruichi, NarutoXHinata, RoyXRiza, InuyashaXKagome and i think thats... oh and HagiXSaya.
Fav Characters: Ichigo/Hollow Ichigo, Rukia, Kisuke, Yoruichi, Byakuya, Renji, Ukitake, Kyoraku, Kenpachi, Uryuu, Chad, Isshin, Shinji, Ichimaru(yes i know hes evil), Unohana, Toshiro*takes break to take a breath* Kukaku(sorry i love bleach), Naruto, Kakashi, Kiba, Shino, Hinata, Choji, Shikamaru, Neji, Rock Lee, Gaara, Spike, Edward, Inuyasha, Miroku, Sessomaru, Naraku, Edward(full metal alchemist), Alfonse, Roy, Riza, Celty, Shizuo, Shinra, Izaya and I will leave it at that.
My Hollow(slightly out of breath): Took you long enough.
Me: You're back. How did it go?
My Hollow(grins evilly): I kicked both their asses
Me: Hell yeah! (high fives hollow)
(Ichigo and his hollow come back)
Me: Hey whats up sleeping beauties? Have a nice nap?
Ichigo and his Hollow: Shove off.
Ichigo's Hollow: Fuck this im leaving.
Reporter(having been there the whole time but kept quiet): Umm excuse me...
Me: Oh you still here sorry bout that. What is it that you need?
Ichigo: Dont pretend to be nice. Umm You do realize that she saw our hollows.
Reporter: Oh don't worry I'll...(starts drooling at sight of Ichigo)
Me: What the hell? Dammit Ichigo!!! How many times have i told you to put a fucking shirt on when you wake up!!!
Ichigo: Thats not the issue right now.
Me: Fine. Making me do all the dirty work.
(walks up to reporter with evil expression)
(reporter backs away in fear but I put my arm around their shoulder)
Me: I want you to forget what you saw while you were here. You got that. If I find out that you told someone about this then I will make sure that you will go crying to your mother and scream at her for every having giving birth to you. Do you understand?
Reporter(stammering): Yes sir umm mam'am. Uh excuse me... Are you a boy or a girl??
Me(backs away abrubtly): What kind of fucked up question is that?!? *death glare*
Ichigo: Geez calm down. How can anyone know that if you are wearing that black cloak? I can't even see your face. Even I'm starting to wonder.
Me(just noticing the cloak): Oh sorry bout that forgot I was even wearing it. *smiles*
Reporter: Its... okay. Umm can you please tell me where Kisuke Urahara is?
Me: Oh you were looking for Kisuke. He lives next door.
(Reporter quickly runs away screaming bloody murder)
Me(confused): Was it something I said????
Ichigo: *sigh* You are hopeless.
(Ichigo goes unconcious after being wacked with a mallet)
My Hollows: Glad thats over. Hey. Wanna reek havoc??? *smiles expectantly*
Me: Hmmm sure. Why not?
GOOD LUCK WORLD!!! ╭∩╮（︶︿︶）╭∩╮
End of Scene*
Disclaimor: Bleach and it's characters do not belong to me. They are the respectable property of the genius Tite Kubo. Although I do acknowledge my evil hollow self:)
Any who most of my fics(if i get a chance to upload any) will be Bleach fics and the pairing will only be IchigoXRukia but who knows I may change my mind.
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Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, and green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
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1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If you’re initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction; it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run, * ,run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!