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Joined 08-01-11, id: 3121127, Profile Updated: 04-19-13
Author has written 4 stories for Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

Hello, I'm HelenLeana.

I currently live in New Zealand... Yes, home of the Kiwi; a brown bird that eats worms and cannot fly...
I live to write, simply because I can't stop. It keeps me sane (Whatever that is) and I aim to make others happy with it. My friends on here are Golden Wizard, Da Cloak and Squid. All live in New Zealand with me and are total freaking Bad-arses, I only met them last year when I moved and it's been entirely enjoyable.. Thankfully, I'm moving at the end of the year, my experience with the Kiwi culture coming to a snappy end.

I'm currently finishing my second book, my first will be published by the beginning of next year, or so I'm being constantly told. It's like braces; you get told "Yeah, it will be all over next month" and then you're leaving the next month with rainbow colored braces and an ache in your gums that won't disappear. So it's touch and go.

I'm in love with Doctor Who. I grew up watching it from behind the sofa, as many people do. I love Harry Potter, Sherlock, David Tennant and I'm too lazy to make a list and everything.

I'm going to school, so sometimes my work will take a little while to be updated, simply because I'm doing two curriculums, and I have no social life as it is.

Hopefully, I'm not as bad as I think and people enjoy reading my fanfictions as much as I enjoy writing them.

For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values or morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So we’ve been toldXD)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.(or we used to be)
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
* I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST. *
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT a CHRISTIAN so I MUST be converted.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile!

If, for some odd reason, you noticed that it was a miracle that something from the ship didn’t conk Lord Beckett in the noggin when he was about to die, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile

If you are completely obsessed with and/or have a major crush on Captain Jack Sparrow, Will Turner, Lord Cutler Beckett or James Norrington and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile and put the ones you like in Italics.

Copy and paste if Doctor Who has made you cry.

Okay, so yes, I'm Wiccan, and as my friend Da Cloak and Squid have pointed out... there's nothing wrong with that! I'm easing towards atheism because I'm getting older and my opinion changes every freaking day. Be proud if your gay, bi-curious or straight. Ain't nothing wrong with you, so let the comments fly!

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My Love Affair with Alex Kingston by AEK reviews
This is the diary of a normal person who fell in love with an extraordinary women.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,702 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/25/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012
Alea Iacta Est by EllaEleniel reviews
When a bout of erratic magic delivers Harry into his professor's hands, the pair make a shocking discovery that forces Harry to face his toughest battle yet. Now, with Snape by his side Harry must fight to survive against a foe more deadly than Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 45 - Words: 183,340 - Reviews: 2323 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,599 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Harry P., Severus S.
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It Started With The Wine reviews
Matt Smith catches up with the notoriously flirtatious Alex Kingston, returns her to her hotel room and they share a drink of wine... Can they keep their hands off of each other? Will she be all he expected, or will it turn out to be complete mush?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,387 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012
Finally Safe reviews
River Song has been saved to the computer, and the Doctor has continued on his adventures... What happened to River after that fateful night that her life became a memory stored in a computer? Will she be safe in the end? Are her dreams real?
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,805 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 5/3/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
The Heart Of London reviews
River Song is is Stormcage, and suddenly The Doctor is taking her on the adventure of her life. A beautiful night on the River Thames ends the perfect birthday for Professor Song. Will the Doctor ever fail to surprise her?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,241 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2012 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
By The Boulder, One Night reviews
Hermione Granger, the frustrating little chit that never fails to get herself into trouble when she doesn't mean to. Snape catches her out, and she comes to him like a fly to the trap. ONE-SHOT. By the boulder, he sets out for his prey.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete