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Author has written 4 stories for NCIS.

So, this is my profile, there isn't much to say besides that I'm a huge NCIS fan. I also love Rizzoli and Isles, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, SPN. And much more.


30 DAYS OF BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER

Day 1 - Favorite Season - 4
Day 2 - Favorite Episode - Something Blue, Hush, or Chosen
Day 3 - Favorite Romance - Willow/Tara
Day 4 - Favorite Male Character - Spike
Day 5 - Favorite Female Character - Anya
Day 6 - Favorite Friendship - Buffy/Willow
Day 7 - Least Favorite Season - 2
Day 8 - Least Favorite Episode - There isn't one..
Day 9 - Least Favorite Romance - Buffy/Angel
Day 10 - Least Favorite Male Character - Ethan Rayne
Day 11 - Least Favorite Female Character - Amy
Day 12 - Favorite Battle/Fight - The final Battle.
Day 13 - Favorite Demon - Clem XD
Day 14 - A Scene That Made You Laugh - Oh, um... Most of Something Blue
Day 15 - A Scene That Made You Cry - When Anya breaks down after Joyce dies.
Day 16 - Something That You Wish Had Never Happened - Tara dying
Day 17 - Something You Wish Had Happened - hmm, not sure
Day 18 - Something That Made You Angry - When Tara died..
Day 19 - Saddest Character Death - Tara or Joyce :(
Day 20 - Character Who Didn’t Get Enough Screen Time - ANDREW
Day 21 - Best Buffy-centric Episode - Ohh, DoubleMeat Palace
Day 22 - Best Willow-centric Episode - Grave
Day 23 - Best Xander-centric Episode - The Pack
Day 24 - Best Giles-centric Episode - A New Man
Day 25 - Two Characters You Wanted To Get Together That Never Did - Faith/Buffy hehe
Day 26 - Two Characters Who Got Together That You Wish Didn’t - Uhhm, i have no idea..
Day 27 - Favourite Scene - Chosen, the final battle
Day 28 - Cutest Moment - When they hug in Primeval, i think it is.
Day 29 - Character You Love To Hate - Glory
Day 30 - What You Think Made Buffy So Great - Everything!!


30 DAYS OF NCIS

Day 01 – Favourite season - I love them all too much, but maybe 4 - just because Jenny's still there and we meet JETHRO THE DOG hehe
Day 02 – Least favourite season - 8, or 5 because of Jenny's Death..
Day 03 – Favourite episode - TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES.. and Reunion, and Aliyah, or SWAK.
Day 04 – Least favourite episode - Smoked
Day 05 – Favourite male character - DiNozzo
Day 06 – Favourite female character - Ziva
Day 07 – Least favourite character - Kort
Day 08 – Favourite villain - La Grenouille
Day 09 - Best story arc - ermm, not sure haha
Day 10 – Favourite rule - #51 - Sometimes - You're wrong.
Day 11 – Favourite DiNozzo movie reference - Alien - SWAK
Day 12 – Favourite Ziva-ism - Did you wake up in the wrong bed this morning?
Day 13 – Your OTP - OMG OMG - ZABBY ZABBY ZABBY ZABBY
Day 14 – Favourite quote - "I'm the Wild Card. I'm the guy who looks at the reality in front of him and refuses to accept it. Like right now, I should be terrified, right? But I'm not, 'cause I just can't stop thinking about the movie True Lies, you know where Arnie's strapped to the chair and shot full of truth serum, and picks his cuffs and kills everybody? You have 30 seconds to live, Saleem."
Day 15 – Favourite case - ooohh. ermm, the one from 'Dog Tags'
Day 16 – An episode you’ve seen more than 3 times - Dog Tags
Day 17 – Best kiss - When Ziva kisses Tony on the cheek in the men's room.
Day 18 – Saddest moment - When Ziva gets left behind.. and when Kate dies. AND WHEN MIKE DIES OMG
Day 19 – Funniest moment - There are a lot..
Day 20 – Two characters you wish had met properly - i have no clue..
Day 21 – Something you wish you could go back and change - Mike dying :(
Day 22 – Saddest character death - Mike Franks.
Day 23 – An episode you wish you could have been in - TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES
Day 24 – Favourite friendship - Abby/Kate
Day 25 – An ‘OMFG did that just happen?’ moment - When Ziva shot Ari. i was like 'woahhhh'
Day 26 – Most shocking/unexpected season finale - 2.. :(
Day 27 – Episode you shed the most tears in - Swan Song. :(
Day 28 – Favourite cast member - Ziva David.
Day 29 – First scene that comes to mind - Ziva on the beach in Judgement day. hehe
Day 30 – Anything NCIS related - TEAM GIBBS FTW!

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Highschool Hazards by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
Yes, it's another one of those stories about what the team might have been like in high school. Deal with it. So, yeah. Warning - involves geeks, Goths, cute Italian guys, gym class - yuck , ninjas, and creepy kitten statues. Tiva, McAbby, and maybe Jibbs
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 47,217 - Reviews: 345 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/5/2012 - Published: 8/18/2011
You're late by steadyasbella94 reviews
kate is kidnaped in twilight. They think shes dead, or alive, or watch her die? years latter a bruised and bloody women shows up at Zivas door. she wont speak,and pregnant? abby sees her and know her name. how does she know ziva? rape and death.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,777 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Kate T., Ziva D.
Simon Says by 1Styx and Stones1 reviews
The team is held captive by a psychopathic scientist on a mission to find out what makes a federal agent tick. Team-fic, maybe some Tiva. It's kind of creepy, but I think I've fallen in love with the mad scientist.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 62,540 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011
The Retreat by TwistedRocketPower reviews
Per Vance's orders, team Gibbs is forced on a one week retreat. During the seven days they are to better connect with nature, themselves, and each other. Can the seven of them survive one week in the woods- without killing each other?
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,368 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 7/24/2011
Holiday Attitudes by fashiongirl97 reviews
When the team, Abby, Ducky and the Director are all forced to spend a week together in a villa on the island of Crete, no one quite knows what to expect. 1 week, 7 people, a whole lot of history and even more fun. JIBBS, slight TIVA and MCABBY.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,610 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Jenny Shepard, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Heat by Zivacentric reviews
Special Agent Jenny Shepard heads to Israel for a joint NCIS-Mossad mission. What – or rather who – she finds there will change her life forever. Femmeslash. Setting is prior to NCIS show. After you read this, go read molly2012's sequel to it, "Closing the Distance." It's terrific!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,598 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
Stopping the Lies by Alaska McGee reviews
Will Ziva ever learn to stop the lies, and admit who she loves? Femmeslash.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,455 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 5/22/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Movie Night by vamp926 reviews
Written for callmesandy for the ncis ficathon last year.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2011 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Everybody Needs Somebody Sometimes by Smackalicious reviews
Tony, McGee and Ziva decide to have a campfire in the squad room and they invite some friends. Crack!fic. Oneshot. Gen.
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Tim M., Ziva D. - Complete
Is Love Enough? by madelyn09 reviews
Kiva, angst, smut. Not much else
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Kate T., Ziva D. - Complete
What Leroy Jethro Gibbs Saw by madame.alexandra reviews
Somewhere along the way, our favorite ex-Marine had to discover his daughter wasn't a virgin-the fact that he held on to the belief that she was even after her two children...well, that is a whole different story. AU/LBSF Tag
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,901 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Kelly G. - Complete
Enchanted by Zivacentric reviews
Director Jenny Shepard meets Ziva David in the bookstore she owns, and there's an instant mutual attraction. Written for Secret Santa exchange on NFA. AU, femmeslash. Complete.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,097 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 1/1/2011 - Ziva D., Jenny Shepard - Complete
How Did You Get Banned From a Whole Town, Jethro? by Noraque reviews
The team had no chance to celebrate Ziva's return. But it seems the town they're in just doesn't want them any more. Gibbs is in pain, Fornell is poking fun at him, and the team is God knows where. A funny crack fic as to how things may have played out!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,453 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/23/2010 - Published: 6/15/2010 - T.C. Fornell, Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Fragments of Literacy by OughtaKnowBetter reviews
A spoof.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,502 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Complete
A New Flavor of Ice Cream by mmooch reviews
Even after the fiasco with Chip framing Tony, Jenny still insists that Abby needs an assistant in the forensics lab. Abby gets revenge by hiring her cousin. *International Day of Femslash fic*
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Buffy S., Ziva D. - Complete
NCIS Is Just Awesome by Noraque reviews
Gibbs and Jenny in a hammock? Sure. What else could make the whole team burst into song? Mild Jibbs, Tiva
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,330 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Leroy Jethro Gibbs, Jenny Shepard
Adventures in Therapy by Carlough reviews
Companion to my one-shot 'Jump'. This is more of the team's experiences in group trust therapy, from how they ended up in therapy to the mentioned lifting of McGee to the infamous trust falls. It would be a good idea to read 'Jump' first. Crackfic!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,979 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 6/13/2010 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Complete
On The Lake by MistressMagick reviews
When Abby and Ziva take a houseboat out onto Chesapeake Bay for the weekend neither woman can imagine that the outcome can be spontanious yet unimaginably satisfying. MAJOR FEMMESLASH.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete
Inked by Chirugal reviews
Tattooed girls are dying, and Abby is the perfect bait to draw out the murderer... Gibbs/Abby, with a little Tony/Ziva thrown in. Now rated M, and complete!
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,212 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/12/2008 - Abby S., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
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Gibbs doesn't catch on reviews
It takes Gibbs a while to figure out what McGee means by 'stuff' T for implied things
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 426 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2011
Poem for Tali reviews
Abby finds a short poem that Ziva has written for Tali. Emotions take control of the two and does Ziva get what she wishes? Crappy summary thoughh
NCIS - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D.
Jealousy Alternative Ending reviews
And it feels like jealousy, And it feels like I can't breathe, And I'm on, down on my knees, And it feels like jealousy... - Abby gets jealous of Ziva's new girlfriend and decides to break them up. But a Caf-pow! under load makes it hard to do so...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,563 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Ziva D., Abby S.
Jealousy reviews
And it feels like jealousy, And it feels like I can't breathe, And I'm on, down on my knees, And it feels like jealousy... - Abby gets jealous of Ziva's new girlfriend and decides to break them up. But a Caf-pow! under load makes it hard to do so...
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Abby S., Ziva D. - Complete