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Joined 08-02-11, id: 3122361, Profile Updated: 10-04-13
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Sherlock, SpongeBob SquarePants, Doctor Who, and Harry Potter.

UPDATE: (04/10/2013) Hello, everyone! Because I have since lacked in creativity and motivation, I chose to not write fanfictions anymore. At least, not here. I'll still use this account when necessary, but don't expect me to publish new stories. Also, I'm not so much into the fandom world as of now; things in real life keep me busy and I don't want to get easily distracted. So... yeah. You can still contact me on Twitter, though. Cheers.


Hi-hi. I'm a fangirl and I write fanfictions. And my fanfictions suck, in my honest opinion. Bernard Black is my Patronus. Also, I love the Smiths and Roger Delgado. And Mathew Baynton and John Simm.

Name: Gemma. It's my real name, honest to God.
Age: Not telling you. The last time I told people on the Internet my age, they freaked out.
Pets: A dog named Centro, yes, after the shopping centre.
Favourite website: TVTropes.


About my stories

The Fever - My first ever fanfiction. It's set in the Naruto fandom, but don't ask me why, ask my 2011 self, because I know virtually nothing about the fandom, at least what it is like after 2010. It's so awfully crappy, but I chose to keep it for the sake of nostalgia.

The Secret - Another crappy fanfiction I wrote. A Sherlock one-shot, about a meatball seller who resembles Sherlock. He ends up helping Sherlock - he's the one who jumped off St. Barts, not the real Sherlock Holmes. Basically I was totally high when I wrote this.

SpongeLock: A Study in Pink - Yet another crappy fanfiction I wrote. It's so silly and so cracky. Basically what happens if the SpongeBob SquarePants characters live in the Sherlock universe.

A Series of Unfortunate One-Shots - An incomplete series of one-shots set in the Sherlock fandom. The reason why I haven't completed it yet: I don't want to. Why I don't want to: Because I'm too tired. I've got so many fandom projects to work on.

A Stranger Under My Bed - As requested by my beta Rianna Lauren. A girl who's hungry at midnight finds Sherlock Holmes hiding under her bed.

Use My Name - Only drabble I have ever wrote. And it's for the Doctor Who fandom!


My OTPs:
- Doctor/Master (And no, I'm not only shipping Ten/Simm!Master. I ship them in every incarnation, even Two/War-Chief!Master.)
- Amy/Rory
- Friday/Ms Lovely (They are characters from a British children's book series called Mr Gum. It's basically a well-written series of crackfics of Roald Dahl's works. Or James Joyce's works rewritten for children. Or both, depends on the way you look at it. It's friggin' awesome, go read it.)
- Mycroft/Lestrade (Because tall, dark, and handsome men who hold minor positions in the British government are definitely Lestrade's division.)
- and much more. I will write down all of them when I'm really, really bored and totally need to do something fun.


Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. (I'm that 1%, people!)

95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP".

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a wall, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall because you were looking sideways at a friend, copy this into your profile.

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

If you think the PJO movie was EPIC but NOTHING like the book, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If your only problem with homosexuality is that it means your chances of kissing/shagging/marrying John Barrowman are massively decreased, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you constantly update your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other people's profiles, put this in yours.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" things, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an exceedingly long profile because of copy/paste items, copy this into your profile to make it even longer

92 percent of the teenage population on all planets would die if Abercombie and Fitch said that it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. If you're one of the 8 percent that would would be laughing your bum off, put this on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

Geeks are smart. Geeks are cool. Geeks make up over 70 percent of the Universe's populace, or this one's, anyway. So geeks overpower all the rich and popular people, anyway. If you are a geek and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certain show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON.. copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you're diagnosed with ADHD, copy and paste this into your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when your stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar to yourself. So if you're crazy, put this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, put this in your profile.

If you've ever done the above on purpose, put this in your profile, also.

If you've ever seen a movie or so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote; put this in your profile.

If you've ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is terrified of you cos of it's effects, put this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have, in fact, argued with yourself and lost, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stared at a computer screen for hours and hours reading stories that people who have no lives whatsoever and have enough obsession with something to write a story about it have written, and you are one of the aforementioned people, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a girl and you don't wear make-up, or if you are a guy and you do, paste this in your profile because you rock.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think homophobia is wrong, copy and place this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hope to write a bestseller someday, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you do not use the typing system as taught and yet your typing system is quite effective, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've met your near twin (in resemblance or personality), copy and paste this in your profile.

If you want to be a writer someday, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your profile is longer than most of the chapters in your stories, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever finished a school report (or something) on the night before and you (magically) got an 'A' on it, then copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're quiet a lot but you're ALSO really loud, copy this into your profile.

If you like David Tennant more than Orlando Bloom, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever memorized something just to freak people out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you utterly loathe and despise Hannah Montana, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list! PorcelainHeart94, Darth KenObi-Wan,JediWolfMaster, montypython203, DrJacksonLake

If you think High School Musical is not a real musical, copy this into your profile.

If you think High School Musical is evil, and brainwashes little kids, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think High School Musical just plain sucked and every copy should be burned, copy and paste this to your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN! ADD YOUR NAME AND COPY AND PASTE! Stephanie Pascal, x Rajah x, Darth KenObi-Wan, JediWolfMaster, montypython203, DrJacksonLake

Copy and paste this into your profile if you have ever called someone "mum" by accident and it isn't your mom.

If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingys, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your friends think you're weird copy and paste into your profile.

If you're a Sci Fi geek (like me) copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are really bad at spelling copy and paste this into your profile.

If you really HAVE to be on Doctor Who when you're older, copy and paste this into your profile.

"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.

If you or your best friend(s) is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! (wooooo!)

If you're hyper, like being hyper, and are hyper all the time, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE! (HYPERS UNITED!)

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE IF YOU LIKE BAGELS.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique,so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you express your feelings, like HATRED for Twilight, and LOVE for Fullmetal Alchemist, in your copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get really good grades and still know nothing at all copy and paste this onto your profile. (Sort of. It's not really good, but still..)

If you make up your own Copy and paste, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate people who are only famous for their looks copy and paste this into your profile and add your name.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.


TRUE STORY

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won't repost it?

Repost this if you truly believe in God.

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.

I’m a Christian and proud of it!! If you are a Christian please copy & paste this and then add your name here: Riku’s Music Lover, libithewolf, Spottedpaw13, Above the Winter Moonlight, DrJacksonLake

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.


This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.


IMPORTANT-Teenage girls who are NOT in love with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black are fast becoming an endangered species. If you are part of this endangered species, copy and paste this in your profile. Quick, we need sponsors!


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: will copy and paste this


Quiz!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? If so, scroll down (don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose: Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.

3. If your initial is: A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in: Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.

5. If you choose... Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose... California: You like adventure. Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose... Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday.

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Changing the Equation by JustStandingHere reviews
Jenna Quigley never imagined her Saturday to end up like this, sealing up a tear in reality and stowing away on the TARDIS. Beats sitting on the couch with a bag of popcorn. Doctor and OC friendship fic.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 202,648 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/17/2012 - 11th Doctor
Weaken the Lock by Julis Caesar reviews
A criminal whose soul was sucked out woke up and escaped. The TARDIS was missing and the Doctor didn't know where or when he was. Voldemort was back, and Sirius Black had a few more secrets left,. To top this all off, there was a watch involved, and a very good reason for Barty Crouch Jr and the Tenth Doctor to look identical. Angst. Oh, so much angst.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 73 - Words: 194,841 - Reviews: 823 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/6/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, TARDIS, N. Tonks, Barty C. Jr. - Complete
You'll Find Out in Thirty Years by ushnuu reviews
He missed the lightning bolt. He missed his only chance. Now Marty McFly - also known as Calvin Klein - is forced to grow up alongside his parents, eventually watching his younger self go through life just as he once had in the 1980s. AU.
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,046 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 4/13/2013 - Published: 6/15/2012 - Marty McFly, Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown
Viva la Vida by Sapphire Schweinsteiger reviews
Masa SMA harusnya menyenangkan. Tapi bagi Naruto, penggemar Coldplay sekaligus pemain baseball gagal, masa SMA-nya semakin terteror sejak ia terpaksa melibatkan diri dengan klub American Football di sekolahnya, Konoha Red Foxes. UPDATED
Crossover - Naruto & Eyeshield 21 - Rated: T - Indonesian - Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,075 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/11/2013 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Naruto U.
Choǔx Éclair by Ritard.S.Quint reviews
Updated: 9 [LAST CHAPTER]. Laki-laki bermata onyx itu mengamati gadis berambut indigo tanpa niat mengajaknya bicara. Hanya… penasaran. Mungkin sepiring eclair bisa mencairkan suasana dan menunjukkan pada gadis itu bahwa ada seseorang di sini yang ingin dekat dengannya.
Naruto - Rated: T - Indonesian - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,563 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Child of the Doctor by Another Writer Who Loves reviews
Being the son of The Doctor and River Song wasn't ever easy. However John Watson never really realized what it meant to be the son of a time lord and a child of the Tardis.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,479 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/22/2012
How John Got The Nickname 'Barbie' by siriuslyholly reviews
A short fic that tells the story of how John's nickname became 'Barbie'. DISCLAIMER: PARODY FIC, I ACTUALLY LOVE BOTH SHOWS AND ALL CHARACTERS, THIS WAS A JOKE WITH A FRIEND. ENJOY.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/22/2012 - Amelia P./Amy, Sherlock H. - Complete
Doctor Who Filk Songbook by Alix Cohen reviews
Doctor Who song parodies, to be hopefully performed someday by my band. When I have a band.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011
Time Lord's Burden by Alix Cohen reviews
Filk of the poem "White Man's Burden" by Rudyard Kipling. The Time Lords never seem to give the Doctor a break. Features Third, Fourth, Fifth, Sixth, Eighth, and Tenth Doctors.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Complete
Biscuit by alphamikefoxtrot reviews
A take on what made the Doctor come back to ask Rose to come with him the second time.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/10/2012 - 9th Doctor - Complete
Hostage by Shnlock reviews
AU: John and Sherlock meet whilst hostages in a bank robbery. Eventual Sherlock/John. Rated M for swearing, torture, and smut. Part 2 in development. Moriarty wants to say hi.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,773 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 5/20/2012 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Back to the Future Part IV by The Adelphian reviews
Doc Brown has safely returned to 1885 after Back to the Future Part III. His sons, Jules and Verne meddle with time travel and chaos follows! Doc is then greeted by an old friend. Will Doc save his kids in time? Unfinished, and unsure of when it will be done, I have lost some of the chapter files.
Back to the Future - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Doc/Dr. Emmet Brown, Marty McFly
Facebook by AryaTyrell reviews
The Doctor gets a Facebook. Hilarity shall ensue.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/22/2011 - Published: 11/19/2011 - 11th Doctor
Regarding Mrs Smith by JunoInferno reviews
Last thing Donna Noble remembers, it was her first day at a new job. She wakes up to find herself married to a strange, skinny man with ridiculous hair and no idea how it happened. Your basic JE fix it because I never got over it.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 73,821 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Donna N., 10th Doctor - Complete
You Never Forget Your First Doctor by Raine44354 reviews
It was supposed to be just a family trip to London. I never expected for me to see that big blue box. Nor did I expect that the Doctor was real. All I know is that I have to save them, even if I kill myself doing so. 9th Doctor x OC
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,250 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 9/9/2011 - 9th Doctor - Complete
The Fairly Oddlock by Deastrumquodvicis reviews
A ten-year-old Sherlock is greeted by Cosmo and Wanda, his new fairy godparents; meanwhile Jim meets Anticosmo and Antiwanda. Written for Tumblr's 2011 Johnlock Party, Team Anthea, prompt "do whatever you want"
Crossover - Fairly OddParents & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Cosmo, Sherlock H. - Complete
time and space jerk squad by finmagik reviews
"You are here because you all slighted me in minor ways. I doubt none of you can remember. But I am the Master. And I'm bored. So I kidnapped you from your respective times and places. And I'm going to have to fight in the arena, possibly to the death..."
Crossover - Doctor Who & Arrested Development - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/30/2011 - The Master
Never Forgotten by Carriex3 reviews
It's the year 2038, and Donna has been under the care of her daughter, Alice, after being diagnosed with Alzheimer's. What happens when the Doctor returns to take her on one last adventure? Will she remember him?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,065 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Published: 11/15/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Bugs Bunny Tactics by Scribe Shiloh reviews
Three/Delgado-Master, Looney Tunes style crossdressing crack: In which the Master resorts to desperate measures in order to escape from UNIT, and gets a bit more than he anticipated.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,784 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Published: 11/13/2011 - 3rd Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Doctor vs Twilight by poetanddidntknowit34 reviews
The Tenth Doctor is bored and looking for Rose. When he finds her, she's reading teen fiction, and asks him to read it too. How will he react to Twilight?
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/7/2011 - 10th Doctor - Complete
Average and Unimportant by MarynMoriarty reviews
I never met the Doctor. This isn't a story about how the Doctor came to my house and whisked an average unimportant girl into time and space. Because I never met the Doctor. reallyquick please R&R
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/2/2011 - 10th Doctor
Warning: High Voltage by Silver-White Wings reviews
An old nightmare; a new murder case. Much to his distaste, Ciel is having problems sleeping. On top of that, the Queen has asked him to solve a new case of disappearances and reappearances. Could the two problems be connected, or is it more misfortune...?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,406 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
What would you do for a Klondike bar? by Kentastic72 reviews
Some people really like Klondike Bars. If the commercial was in the Whoniverse, it might look like this.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 171 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/26/2011 - Complete
Ruby Red Dress by Allons-yEveryone reviews
Someone's been in the Doctor's room and they're wearing a ruby red dress. PWP and the Master and Doctor are kinda OOC. Rated M for a reason!
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Innovation by ellie.hell reviews
While spending the night in a hotel, Sherlock and John find themselves without condoms. Sherlock innovates.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Timeless Seconds Poem by Raine44354 reviews
A poem I wrote in my poetry class that no one seamed to get, and everyone thought it was about the movie AVATAR. So I thought i'd put it here for those who do understand what I'm talking about.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 535 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Complete
Reasons The Doctor Is Superior To Edward Cullen by The New Vampire reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. 100 reasons, to be exact. Written because I felt the need to write it and because it all needed to be said. T for overuse of the word "sexy"
Crossover - Doctor Who & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Deaths in Sanford are No Accident by All-Knowing Alien 2 reviews
An idea, inspired by Jess, which never went away. Hints of 'homoerotic tendencies'. SherlockJohn. Attempted crack that became more serious than intended. Some references to Guy Richie's Sherlock Holmes, which I also do not own.
Crossover - Hot Fuzz & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 39 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
End of the ing World by Malana reviews
It's the end of the world and, much to his chagrin, Malcolm Tucker must call in reinforcements.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Thick of It - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/20/2010 - Amelia P./Amy, Malcolm T.
Never Forgotten by A Mad Man With A Box reviews
"J.K Rowling. You should know just how brilliant you are." The Doctor goes to get his copy of Deathly Hallows signed.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/4/2010 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Many Marriages of the Master by The Winged Lion of Coruscant reviews
By the fourth time, though, he begins to suspect something isn’t quite “accidental” about all these marriages of theirs. Four is, after all, a lot of times to accidentally say “I do” in just two months." Slash - Master/Doctor. CRAAAAAAAAACK. And fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,206 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/1/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Trouble with Sonic by Toramaru reviews
The Doctor 10th and The Master bond during the Harold Saxon escapade. Mild bondage and torture in a way but it's all consensual. And there's a sonic screwdriver? Complete unless ppl want a sequel, let me know.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/7/2010 - Published: 2/8/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Regenerations by Jed Rhodes reviews
The regenerations that were seen on screen, ish, from 1966 to now. Enjoy.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,637 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 12/12/2008 - 1st Doctor, 10th Doctor - Complete
Military Brat by Katty008 reviews
Oneshot. And in an instant, it strikes Captain Haddock how little he really knows about his best friend.
Adventures of Tintin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Complete
Doctor Who by yamiangie reviews
a poem about The Doctor
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 74 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Complete
Doctor Who and the Indonesian Exams of Doom by Dr Azaria reviews
You know there's something wrong when you write Doctor Who fanfiction during your Indonesian exams. Well here are two, in both Indo and English, called Superhero job Interview and There's Nothing To Do Around Here. Can be 9th or 10th Doctor. No spoilers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,093 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/24/2006 - Published: 10/31/2005
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2548 - Favs: 5,852 - Follows: 341 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Oh No, Not Another My Immortal Commentary! reviews
A My Immortal commentary, written by a "fanfiction writer" with no skills. Rated T for tremendous.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/29/2012
Use My Name reviews
An alternative take on the "phone sex" scene in Sound of the Drums. Drabble, dibuat untuk kompetisi fic DWI.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
A Stranger Under My Bed reviews
A girl finds a consulting detective under her bed. Crackfic, T for safe.
Sherlock - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
A Series of Unfortunate OneShots reviews
Seri one-shot Sherlock in Indonesian. T for safe. Genre bisa berubah setiap chapter.
Sherlock - Rated: K - Indonesian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
SpongeLock: A Study in Pink reviews
John Watson hanyalah seekor bintang laut biasa.. sebelum spons itu datang dalam hidupnya. T for safe. Please R&R!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Sherlock - Rated: T - Indonesian - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/5/2012 - SpongeBob
The Secret reviews
Just one of shitloads of theories about how Sherlock faked his death. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 196 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
The Fever reviews
Naruto terkena demam aneh, bahkan Tsunade nggak bisa nyembuhin! Rating K buat jaga-jaga. R&R please!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - Indonesian - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 371 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete