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I LOVE POWER RANGERS.I mean it is a great show.Tommy is the best ever. I started watching Power Ranger

when I was 4 I do not git on Fan Fiction a lot. I am sorry for the bad spelling I write

My name is Lucifer
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren’t ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can’t do a wrong
I can’t speak at all
Or else im locked up
All day long.
When im awake im all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren’t home
When my mommy does come home
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe ill just get
One whipping tonight.
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie’s bar.
I hear him curse
My name is called
I press myself
Against the wall
I try to hide
From his evil eyes
I’m so afraid now
I’m starting to cry
He finds me weeping
Calls me ugly words,
He says its my fault
He suffers at work.
He slaps and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And run to the door
He’s already locked it
And i start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken,
"I’m sorry!", I scream
But its now much to late
His face has been twisted
Into a unimaginable shape
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
O please God, have mercy!
O please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door
While i lay there motionless
Brawled on the floor
My name is Lucifer
I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me
Now i roam the underworld,
to help those in need.
I may seem evil,
but I'm not.
And if you read this
and don’t pass it on
I pray for your forgiveness
Because you would have to be
One heartless person
To not be effected
By this Poem
And because you are effected,
Do something about it!
So all i ask you to do
Is pass this on..

..IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!

I may not be pretty
I may not be smart
I may not have a good family
but that doesn't mean
I don't have a big heart

I could be shy
I could be talented
I could be small, tall
I could be fat or skinny

I don't care about
how I look
I don't care
if you make fun of me

I may be different
but that's okay
it's what makes me me
and I won't have it
any other way

Being different
makes me unique
and no one is the same
and no one is perfect

I may make mistakes
but that doesn't mean
I won't learn from them

Life could be tough
but we all have our troubles
that doesn't mean
we can't help each other along

If only you took
a second to know me
you would see
that it won't bother me
if you insult me
hurt me emotionally
or even hate me

But that's because
I am proud to say
that I love who I am
and that won't change

Take what you want, steal my pride, build me up, or cut me down to size, shut me out, but I'll just scream, I'm only one voice in a million, but you ain't taking that from me

I'm all alone,

You surround me, but you don't care,

You have never tried to look behind the smile,

To see me for who I really am,

How Is it fair?

That I have to walk a thousand miles,

Try a million times harder,

To be given the time of day,

I'm sorry,

I'm sorry, that you don't Care,

I'm not stupid,

Nor idiotic or cruel,

I'm not wicked or evil,

So why do you treat me so?

I'm no worse than anyone

I don't shine light like the stars

Or show Love like a mother

I'm sorry I'm not you,

I am supposed to be courageous,

A good friend,

A miracle maker,

But how can I be this when you don't understand me?

When you don't know who I really am,

It's who I'm supposed to be,

But someone I can't be,

And you wont ever understand,

I'm Sorry I'm not who you want me to be,

I'm sorry I can't live up to my mentors,

That I'm not as brave as a lion,

That I'm not as good a friend as wolf,

But is that any reason to treat me this way?

Why don't I deserve a time of day?

Why do you treat me this way!

I have done nothing but try,

to be your friend, to help you,

To save the day,

To treat you with equality,

To put my live on the line for you,

I'm sorry that it's not good enough for you,

Is it because I fell in Love?

Which is something that I regret,

Is it because of my personality

Who I am

Is it because I'm scared?

That I fear I will fail,

Is it because of the way i try

Is it because I'm me?

Is it that I'm jealous or that I grow green with envy,

because that you all give each other something you refuse to give me,

I'm sorry for my envy,

I'm sorry I'm not a Lion or wolf

That I'm not hopeful like a Painted dog

I'm sorry I'm ugly

I'm sorry that I scavenge

I'm sorry that you never listen,

I'm sorry that I'm you leader

I'm sorry that I ever found you

I'm sorry that I let you down,

I'm sorry that i let you die

But most of all,

I'm sorry that I'm me.

Amber eyes

With amber eyes
he watches.
Over his pack,
his family.
Strong together
as they hunt
for survival.

With angry eyes
he sees.
Fences across land,
men with guns,
and a thrill.
He only kills
to survive.

With sad eyes
he looks.
At sharp traps,
the soft furs
of his pups.
They didn't run
to survive.

So he asks,
why did he
survive?

If you wish that fictional characters were real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile

If you've ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever seen a movie SO many times that you can quote it word for word. And you have at random moments; copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn … we fucked up … but that shit was fun!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you then start making fun of you because your crying.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff and say that a magical pony flew away with it aka never gives it back.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes about you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them the fuck out and then tape their mouth and throw them in the dumpster and blame the president.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kicks everything out of their schedual to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE ASS FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it :D

The girl you just called fat? She's in a coma after ODing on pills.
The girl you just called ugly. She had an allergic reaction after spending hours putting make up on hoping people will like her.
The boy you just tripped? He was abused at home and just commited suiside.
See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country.
You know that gut with one arm? he stood up for a friend.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother has died recently.
You never know what it’s like until you walk a mile in their shoes. Trust me. I bet you won’t repost this. Only 5% do.

1) I am a loyal friend. If my friends are upset I am there for them whenever they need to talk and I will do anything I can for them

2) I use writing as ONE OF MY MANY TOOLS to express my thoughts and ideas. Some stories are literal and others are just told to teach valuable lessons.

3) NEVER insult or be mean to any of my friends. I WILL defend them.

This is part 1 of 11. You can get them all in cronlical order

Dear bullies,

That boy you punched in the hall today

killed himself a few minutes ago

The girls you called a slut

Is still a virgin... bet you didn't know

That boy that you call lame

works every night to supposed his family

That girl you pushed down is abused every day

But you can't see

You think you know them

Guess again you don't

And until you stop your cruelty

You won't

this is my fav song thanks to dandelion657 I read Fire Power and I found my fav song

I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are.I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are.
Got many money honey, I'm a superstar,My life is funny honey, Have you seen my car?I know a lot of people, I'm a superstar,Everybody know me, Right from near to far.
I got a plane (got a plane)I love the fame (love the fame)You know my name (know my name) And I just want you to know.
Chorus:I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are,I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are.
I got a red Ferrari, I'm a superstar,I really like to party, Am I cool or what?I love a lot of women, I'm a superstar,Star's got a freaky living, That's the way we are.
I got a plane (got a plane)I love the fame (love the fame)You know my name (know my name)[ From: ]And I just want you to know.
Chorus:I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are,I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are.
I got fortune, I got fame,Love it when you say my name.Love to party, I am naughty,Prettier than everybody!
I got muscles, I'm a stud,Jealous people kiss my butt,I'm so fly I'll make you cry,Cross my heart and hope to die.
Chorus:I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are,I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are.
I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are,I am a superstar with a big big house and a big big car,I am a superstar and I don't care who you are

It is called Superstar by toybox.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl), Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan), Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.), Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton), Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus), FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!), Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.), MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobias Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder), -Nellie-flipping-Lovett (Klaus Baudalaire, Tobias Ragg, Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Cedric Diggary, Edward Cullen-I still have crushes on all of them!!), JDLuvaSQEE (Sweeney Todd, Captain Jack Sparrow, SamBenny & Joon, Will Turner, Norrington, John Dillinger, Mort Rainey, John Wilmot, Roux, Agent Sheldon Jeffrey Sands, Constable Ichabod Crane, Inspector Frederick Abberline, Gilbert Grape, ErikThe Phantom of The Opera, JM Barrie, Raoul Duke, Tom Hanson, The Joker, Legolas Greenleaf, Wade "Cry-Baby" WalkerCry-Baby, Axel BlackmarArizona Dream, Gene watson, George Jung, Spencer Armacost, CesarThe Man Who Cried, Don Juan DeMarco, BonBonBefore Night Falls, The Mad Hatter, Scott Tucker, Ed Wood, William BlakeDead Man, Edward Cullen, Willy WonkaJD version, Dr. Gregory House, Edward Scissorhands, Glen Lantz, and Dean Corso.), goblinphantomgirl (Jack Sparrow, King Jareth, Erik, Edward Scissorhands, Howl, Batman, Nightcrawler, Willy Wonka, Prince Diamond) The Helping Hands (Jareth from Labyrinth, Spike from Buffy, Draco from Harry Potter. Seeing a pattern here? Bad boy blondes? xD ), xXScream4Xx (Kaoru Shiba from Shinkenger, Kira Ford from Power Rangers DT, Ashley Hammond from Power Rangers In Space, Jasmine Reimon from Dekaranger, Yuri Aso from Kamen Rider Kiva, Natsumi Hikari from Kamen Rider Decade, Shizuka Nomura from Kamen Rider Kiva, Luka Millfy from Gokaiger, Tori Hanson from Power Ranger NS! tommyfan5556205 Dustin Brooks from power rangers NS

If you have a worse memory than Tommy Oliver, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you know who that is and laughed at that joke, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I am not that girl,

The one that is super popular.

The one that is rich.

The one obsessed with Twilight.

The one that will lie to get her way.

The one that doesn't care about your feelings.

The one that wears her Team Edward or Team Jacob shirt proudly.

The one that has a new boyfriend every week.

The one that hates her life because she wears size-two jeans.

The one that would cry over a boy. (Maybe...)

The one that loves Justin Bieber.

The one that will give up because she broke a nail.

The one that started wearing makeup at nine years old.

BUT

I am that girl,

The one who likes books more than boys.

The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy.

The one who reads and writes to escape.

The one who just wants to help.

The one that really wants to make a difference.

The one that sticks to her values.

The one that doesn't look at race or homosexuality.

The one that cries when she feels alone and helpless; it only shows she's strong.

The one that knows she's beautiful, no matter what others say.

The one that refuses to believe that this is it.

The one that doesn't care if she eats too many cinnamon buns...they taste good.

The one that people like, because she's crazy.

The one that doesn't care if she looks like idiot, because if looking like a idiot is what it takes, go for it.

The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow.

The one who won't give in.

The one who won't give up.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...

You talk to yourself a lot.

You talk to yourself about talking to yourself.

When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else.

After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'

You live off of sugar and caffeine.

You'll check your e-mail every day of the week and then disappear off the face of the earth.

You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

When replying to an e-mail, you'll never actually address the point of it.

No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.

The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.

Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.

People think you have A.D.D.

You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.

You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.

You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason

You failed English 101.

People still talk about you letters from camp.

You know more than ten synonyms for "blue."

Writing is the only thing you do that doesn't make you feel as if you should be doing something else.

You record any thoughts you deem publishable.

All your bedspreads have pencil shavings or ink stains on them.

Your mother is writing her own book to set the record straight.

Your pencils outlast their erasers.

(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)

teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with herWhen she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely.

The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been abused in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it?

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you

if you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there! if you believe in GOD put this in your profile

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. (I didn't even know someone could hate reading!!Or books!!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever read past two in the morning, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile.

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy and paste this into your profile

If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy & paste this in your profile.

I believe in Jesus. And guess what? I'm proud to say I do. I'm proud to say I trust God and have faith in Him. If you're proud of that, and are willing to stand up for God, post this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny Jesus, He will deny you in front of His Father in the gates of Heaven. (i don't know if that's nessicarily true, but I'm standing up for Jesus and willing to spread his Word)

There is 1 true God, pass it on!

PLeAsE pUt ThiS iN yOu'Re PrOfiLe:

This is super sad...

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day,

I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go,

but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best Mummy

I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others,

mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late Mummy tell my Chris I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in you're heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care

2) ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart (Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care)

Month One

Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs.

I love the sound of your voice.

Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs.

The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb.

If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby.

I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.

It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy

I'm a boy!!

I hope that makes you happy.

I always want you to be happy.

I don't like it when you cry.

You sound so sad.

It makes me sad too and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy my hair is starting to grow.

It is very short and fine but I will have a lot of it.

I spend a lot of my time exercising.

I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs.

I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.

Mommy, he lied to you.

He said that I'm not a baby.

I am a baby Mommy, your baby.

I think and feel.

Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.

I don't like him.

He seems cold and heartless.

Something is intruding my home.

The doctor called it a needle.

Mommy what is it? It burns!

Please make him stop! I can't get away from it!

Mommy! Help me!

Month Seven

Mommy I am okay.

I am in Jesus's arms.

He is holding me.

He told me about abortion.

Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

If child abuse makes you sick and you think it's horrible re-post this.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same asunique, then weird is good. I am Weird and PROUD OF IT!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away. But if the doctor is cute, screw the fruit!

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 muscles to smile, but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book.

I am the girl that people look through when I say something.

I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal.

I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face.

I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone.

I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year.

I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

BUT

I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is,

doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),

who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more,

who loves and is obsessed with a lot of things,

who can express herself better with words than actions,

who doesn't need a guy to complete her,

and knows the importance of the little things.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.

She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'

His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'

'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'

Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''

'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

'My mommy loves white roses.'

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.

I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.

Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.

And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.

Now you have 2 choices:

1) Repost this message, or
2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart.

93 percent of teens would have an emotianal breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're part of the 7 percent who would say, "What was your first clue?" Copy and paste this into your profile.

95 percent of kids are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivly Bored, Gem-W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, Revanant666, darkflame1516, AirGirlPhantom, Agent of the Divine One, pointless people of Pluto, ZeratheNightDancer, Acegik13, Ryuu-Chiyo, Akmi-Chiyo, Archangel's Requiem, Animegirl92, CSIBeauty, Shining Zephyer, PinkRangerV, Sailor Navy Ranger,tommyfan5556206...

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you know, and want to slug said readers, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you also know the difference between wanting to do something and actually doing it, and wish the rest of the world did, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turky Bird thing should go to rehab, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN, copy and paste this into your profilee

If you'vbeen on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, zElDaPhAnToM-bLiNdBaNdIt-RaVeN, Firehawk, Rainfire, Snowfur, AliuIce0814, PinkRangerV, Sailor Navy Ranger,tommyfan5556206...

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If your family is as dysfunctional as it gets and you are as far from proud as you can be, copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

If you are non-stop on this computer, copy this into your profile

I agree when people say girls rule now and 4ever. Copy & paste this in your profile if you agree.

If you believe that there's no reason Christians should hate people practicing Magyk, copy and paste this into your profile, and add your name to the list if you actually practice it. RavenclawHermione94, PinkRangerV, Sailor Navy Ranger,tommyfan5556206...

If you think you would be locked up by the government and under maximum security if they could read some of your thoughts, copy this and paste it into your profile. If you are proud of that, add your name to this list: PinkRangerV, Sailor Navy Ranger,tommyfan5556206..

When a child kneels down and prays to God

Simply because they want to

Or when another confronts their parents

And says they don’t believe it’s true

When a little girl cries because

She doesn’t know what’s out there

And her brother reassures her

With a Being who cares

Or a person finds peace

In just being free

And saying ‘there’s nothing out there

That could ever control me’

That is their choice

And it’s a beautiful thing

What kind of Lord, gods or spirits

Would dream of clipping their wings?

This is mean, but hilarious:

This is from Pink Crane's profile

Your One and Only Wish

Do it one by one, don't look ahead!

1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.

2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?

3. Your first initial?

4. Your month of birth?

5. Which color do you like more, black or white?

6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.

7. Your favorite number?

8. Do you like California or Florida more?

9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?

10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).

Are you done?

If so, scroll down

(don't cheat--)

THE ANSWERS

1. You are completely in love with this person.

2. If you choose:

Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.

Black: You are conservative and aggressive.

Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.

Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you

love.

Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are

down.

3. If your initial is:

A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.

L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to

blossom.

S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

4. If you were born in:

Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you

fall in love with someone totally unexpected.

Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but

the memories will last forever.

July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life

changing experience for the good.

Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your

soulmate.

5. If you choose...

Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time

but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.

White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do

anything for you, but you may not realize it.

6. This person is your best friend.

7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.

8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laidback person.

9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.

10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!

I LOVE...

Corbin Bleu!(Always and forever hehe)

If you're a girl and get sick and tired of guys assuming that you're weak and can’t fight, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile

1F YOU C4N UND3R574ND 7H15 M355463, COPY 4ND P4573 17 1N70 YOUR PROF1L3.

If you think the human identification thing when you log in to fan fiction is slightly annoying sometimes, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever cried when your favorite character in a book, movie, or TV show died, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what it was like in another dimension, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over nothing, copy this into your profile.

If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.

A guy and girl were speeding over 100 mph on a road...

Girl:"Slow down. Im scared."

Guy:"No, this is fun."

Girl:"No, its not. Please, its too scary."

Guy:"Then tell me you love me."

Girl:"Fine, I love you. Slow down!"

Guy:"Now give me a BIG hug."

Girl hugs him

Guy: "Can you take my helmet off and put it on? Its bugging me."

Paper the next day: motorcycle crashed into a building because of brake failure. Two people riding. Only one survived.

The truth: Halfway down the road, the guy realized the brakes went out, and he didn't want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug him one last time, then had her put on his helmet. So that she would live, even though it meant that he wouldn't...put this on your profile to show you have a heart.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile

Animal Abuse

Hi, my name is Rover,

and I am but one,

I am still a puppy,

who loves to have fun

I'm loyal and I'm friendly,

as cute as can be,

but everyday I ask why,

why I'm not set free,

Did I do something wrong,

am I really all that bad,

did I not wag my tail enough,

and make my master mad,

No, I'm not alone,

there are others you see,

but they all still fight,

their still trapped just like me,

right now I want to cry,

for he will come tonight,

but I am still broken,

from the last fight,

here he comes now,

I pray he lets me be,

but I try not to whimper,

as he kicks me,

I am thrown into the arena,

and drop to the ground,

as the other dog bites me,

I make no sound,

I do not hate the other dog,

I am to blame,

it can't be mans fault,

that my time has finally came,

I watch them walk away,

with not even a goodbye,

I know this is the last I'll see them,

I know I'm going to die,

No, I am not sad,

No, I have not lied,

if there is one truth you sould know,

I am happy I have died.

If your against animal fighting and/or abuse copy this onto your profile! I hope you all do, it may not help, but it may make people aware of how serious this is, you don't beleive me? Go to google and type in animal abuse and/or fighting into images, you'll see what I mean!

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad, follow her.

When she stare's at your mouth kiss her.

When she pushes you or hit's you, grab her and dont let go.

When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her.

When she's quiet, ask her whats wrong.

When she ignores you, give her your attention.

When she pulls away, pull her back.

When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful.

When you see her start crying, just hold her and dont say a word.

When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind.

When she's scared, protect her.

When she lay's her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her.

When she steal's your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night.

When she tease's you, tease her back and make her laugh.

When she doesn't answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay.

When she look's at you with doubt, back yourself up.

When she say's that she like's you, she really does more than you could understand.

When she grab's at your hands, hold her's and play with her fingers.

When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh.

When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold.

When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does.

When she misses you, she's hurting inside.

When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away.

When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers.

When she reposts this bulletin, she wants you to read it.

Stay on the phone with her, even if shes not saying anything.

When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go.

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you.

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her.

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up.

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

Tease her and let her tease you back.

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.

Give her the world.

Let her wear your clothes.

When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

Let her know she's important.

Kiss her in the pouring rain.

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking today babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Call you.
Kiss you.
Love you.
Text you.

Guys post as: "i'd be this boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A true boyfriend" or "what a boyfriend should do"

On February 21, 1989, the most profound birth in the past two millenniums took place. Yes, it's true. This baby was no doubt more important to modern society than George Washington or Kobe Bryant. This baby would grow up to be more talented than Marylin Monroe or Clint Eastwood ever could be. He would be hotter than James Stewart or stupid George Clooney. He was special. As a toddler, he would become a child model. As a high school student he would perform in plays such as 'Footloose' and 'Grease'. As a 16-year-old he would star in what some people consider the greatest musical of all time. On February 21, 1989 in Brooklyn, New York, Corbin Bleu Reivers was born. Paste this in your profile if you think Corbin Bleu is awesome.

If you are addicted to Corbin Bleu then paste this to your profile.

If you're a High School Musical fan and proud, copy this and paste it, or at least show some appreciation.

You know you are obsessed with High School Musical when...

1) You see people and swear they look like characters.

2) You sing the songs and know the dances.

3) Have watched it almost every time it played.

4) Compare people you know to the characters/stars.

5) Wish your life was like the movie.

6) Work on writing stories about it over homework or studying for tests.

7) Think about it more than anything else.

8) You own posters, CDs, DVDs and other products from it.

9) When you watch the movie, you can quote almost every line.

Copy and paste this into your profile if three or more apply to you, because face it, you are obsessed with HSM.

Proud Troyella Fan. Save Troy from the blond-haired witch!

OBITUARY FOR THE LATE MR. COMMON SENSE Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn't always fair; and Maybe it was my fault.Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don't spend more than you can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge). His health began to deteriorate rapidly when well-intentioned but overbearing regulations were set in place. Reports of a 6 year-old boy charged with sexual harassment for kissing a classmate; teens suspended from school for using mouthwash after lunch; and a teacher fired for reprimanding an unruly student, only worsened his condition. Common Sense lost ground when parents attacked teachers for doing the job that they themselves had failed to do in disciplining their unruly children. It declined even further when schools were required to get Parental consent to administer Calpol, sun lotion or a band-aid to a student; but could not inform parents when a student became pregnant and wanted to have an abortion. Common Sense lost the will to live as the Ten Commandments became contraband; churches became businesses; and criminals received better treatment than their victims. Common Sense took a beating when you couldn't defend yourself from a burglar in your own home and the burglar could sue you for assault. Common Sense finally gave up the will to live, after a woman failed to realize that a steaming cup of coffee was hot. She spilled a little in her lap, and was promptly awarded a huge settlement. Common Sense was preceded in death by his parents, Truth and Trust; his wife, Discretion; his daughter, Responsibility; and his son, Reason. He is survived by his 3 stepbrothers; I Know My Rights, Someone Else Is To Blame, and I'm A Victim. Not many attended his funeral because so few realized he was gone. If you still remember him, pass this on. If not, join the majority and do nothing.

NORMAL PEOPLE, Vs. MBAV Fans! Post this if you are a fan!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Think geeks are ugly and weird.

MBAV FANS: Will hang out with every geek around, knowing they could find a geek like Benny, Ethan, or Rory!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Aren't afraid of Vampires.

MBAV FANS: Will scream if they ever saw a person that looks like Jesse.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Love Twilight!

MBAV Fans: Will be afraid to ever go to a Twilight Premiere at The Movies, afraid Jesse and his crew will feast on our blood.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't even know what, "Seer" means.

MBAV FANS: Wish they were a "Seer" like Ethan!

NORMAL PEOPLE: Will think of telling an adult if they're having problems.

MBAV FANS: Will think of biting and turning the bully as revenge.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Have no problem if they saw a guy with fake fangs in their mouth

MBAV FANS: Will scream and take out a holy water gun, right before everyone calls you a weirdo.

NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't really need a babysitter.

MBAV FANS: Don't really need a babysitter at their age, but still hire one, hoping they'll find a babysitter like Sarah.

Sweetness

This is really sweet...

When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.

When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.

When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.

When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.

When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.

When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.

When a girl says "I love you." she means it.

When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.

Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.

The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,

Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.

The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.

The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her."

If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.

If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.

Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.

Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.

So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Just scroll down to the end, but
while you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
number of minutes it will take for your
wish to come true. ex.you are 25 years
old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
to come true).

Go for it!

SCROLL DOWN!

STOP!

Congratulations! Your wish will
now come true in your age minutes.

Now follow this carefully...it
can be very rewarding!

If you repost this within the next 5 min.
something major that you've been wanting
will happen.

This is scary!

The phone will ring right after you repost!

IF YOU IGNORE THAT WITHOUT READING IT YOU HAVE NO HEART...BUT IF YOU FIND YOU CANNOT STOP UNTIL YOU REACH THE END THEN YOU MUST HAVE A VERY BIG HEART.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that "If you deny Me, I will deny you in front of My Father and the glory of Heaven"

When u carry a Bible, the devil gets a headache. When u open it, he collapses. When he see's u reading it, he faints. When he see's u living it, he flees. And just when your about 2 re-post this, he will try & discourage u. I just defeated him. Like, Copy, & Paste this if your in God's Army :)

ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE GUN ON HIMSELF. HIS LITTLE GIRL SITS BEHIND THE COUCH CRYING. THE POLICE CAME AND TOOK THE LITTLE GIRL TO A NEW FAMILY. HER FIRST DAY TO SUNDAY SCHOOL SHE WALKS INTO THE BUILDING AND SEES A PICTURE OF JESUS ON THE CROSS.

THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get off the cross?

THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did.

THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy and daddy fought he sat next to me behind the couch telling me everything was gonna be alright...

66 of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WILL DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER."Repost this IF YOUR NOT ASHAMED. Let God's love spread

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say, "Come on! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say “Run, bitch, run!”

FRIENDS: Bail you outa prison.
BEST FRIENDS: Are the reason you’re in there.

FRIENDS:Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS:Are offend when you make fun of them.
BEST FRIENDS:Kick your ass and all's forgiven.

FRIENDS:Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Will be next to you singing a jail song.

FRIENDS:Will tell you forget it when you want to vandalize somebody's house.
BEST FRIENDS:Are the one's getting fined by the police with you.

FRIENDS:Think your insane for jumping off a roof onto a trampoline.
BEST FRIENDS:Are jumping right after you.

FRIENDS:Will look at you like your crazy when you tell them your an alien from outer space.
BEST FRIEND:Will break you out of the loony bin and drive you to New Mexico to meet the mothership.

FRIENDS:Will crack under interrogation.
BEST FRIENDS:Will keep their mouth shut, and help you hide the body.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

libra101 is the kind of best friend that, if my house was on fire, she'd be making s'mores and hitting on the firemen.(She'd most likely be the one that started it.)

Music is my life. Put this if you listen to real music
(o) To REAL music.

I'm not crazy.I'm psychotic.There's a difference.

When you're little, toys are colorful chunks of plastic. When you're older, they're something that's potentially dangerous.

I reject your reality and substitute it with my own.

Women go into marriage expecting men to change, and they don't. Men go into marriages expecting women to stay the same, but they don't.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it.

To the world, you are just one person, but to one person, you are the world

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

There's nothing that can't be fixed by:A)duct tape B)chocolate or C)running it over.I prefer option C.

The reason I'm still here is because Heaven doesn't want me,and Hell's afriad I'll take over.

Never argue with an idiot. They'll just drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The statistics on insanity are that 1 of every 4 people has some kind of mental illness. Look at your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.

I'd tell you to go to hell, but I work there and really don't want to see you everyday.

Don't get mad;Get sadistic.

My mind isn't twisted, it's sprained.

Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright.

If your name is Mr.Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

If the left side of the brain controls the right side of the body, then only left handed people are in their right minds.

Your weirdness is creeping my imaginary friend out.

Common sense is the enemy of comedy.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

Sarcasm isn't an attitude, it's an ART

My attention span is just short enough to annoy you and ignore you at the same time.

Knowledge is power;Power is the root of all evil.Therefore study evil and excel at it.

What is this 'kindness speak of?

Why don't you slip into something comfortable;like a coma.I will gladly help you.

Define 'normal'

When in doubt...throw a chair.

If you're gonna be two faced at least make one of them pretty.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?'Hold my purse.'

If the opposite of pro is con, what's the opposite of Progress?

Only two things are infinite:1)The universe.2)Human stupidity

There are few problems that can not be solved with large amounts of explosives.

Boys don't fall for me; I trip them.

It's always darkest before dawn...so if your gonna steal your neighbor's news paper that's the time to do it.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Keep smiling;It makes people wonder what your up to.

Catch a man a fish, and you sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

Art, like morality, consists in drawing the line somewhere.

A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until she's in hot water.

Anyone can write. But to capture an audience with so much power, spirit and feeling that they forget everything around them - that is a true gift.

I can forgive, and I can forget, but I want you to know, you've lost my respect.

Man is the only animal that laughs and weeps, for he is the only animal that is struck with the difference between how things are and how they ought to be.

I'd rather be hated for who I am than be loved for who I'm not.

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

Reeses Pieces, Coco Puff, mess with me; I’ll fuck you up.

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

Robbers stab you in the stomach. Boyfriends stab you in the heart. Friends stab you in the back. Best friends don't carry knives.

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie!

Got a problem with me? Solve it. Think I’m trippin’? Tie my shoes. Can’t stand me? Sit down. Can’t face me? Then turn the fuck around!

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes

If I were trapped in a single room with two tigers, you, and a gun with two bullets I'd shoot you twice.

Someone call Toys R Us, they want their Barbie back

If you go down the wrong lane in reverse, is it still legal?

Why is vanilla ice cream white and vanilla extract brown?

Suicide is our way of saying to God "You can't fire me! I quit!"

When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.

It looks like you fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.

Mirrors can't talk and you're lucky they can't laugh.

I know water doesn't bite! What a stupid thing to say! Water doesn't have to bite you! You drown in it you moron!

Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the heck happened to you?

I refuse to engage in a battle of wits! I will not take advantage of the handicapped!

You sit and listen while I talk about fictional characters like they actually exist.

Yes I am insane, but sometimes I have these periods of boredom where I have to act normal like you.

They say murderers are loners...OF COURSE THEY'RE LONERS! THEY'VE BEEN KILLING PEOPLE!!

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

Animals were created to love those that nobody else wants.

Why kill them with kindness when using a chainsaw is a lot cooler?

When I start killing off the human race, you'll be sorry you weren't nicer to me

Neither guns, nor knives, nor axes kill people. The people living just next door or sitting next to you at work are the ones that kill people.

PALE is the new TAN.

I'm not the kind of girl who makes threats to scare you: I plan my revenge silently.

The world is going to Hell. And I am driving the bus.

I realise that humour isn't for everyone: It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.

Love is like Heaven, but it can hurt like Hell.

If you dug a hole straight through the Earth and jumped in, would you stay at the center because of gravity?

It's safer waiting in line behind a serial killer than waiting in front of one.

Roses are red, violets are blue,
St. Valentine was beheaded, and you should be too.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

If you hear voices in you head, copy this to your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever sung a song you hated so much, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you are over the age of 12 and still watch cartoon network, disney channel ect., and are proud of it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone (Or more than one someone!) who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked/sang to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If your weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar copy this into your profile.

If your crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If there are times when you just want to annoy people for the hell of it... copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird... Copy and paste this into your profile if you agree.

If you have your own little world copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you've ever gone into a laughing fit for no reason, copy this onto your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever seen a movie so many time you can quote it word for word, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever burst out laughing at something in a book, copy this to your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone.Wierd is the same as different, which means the same as unique, then weird is good.If you are weird and proud copy and paste this to your profile.

There's nothing wrong arguing with yourself.It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.If you agree, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Willowfae, SxAmethyst, Sia Bakura, Balmung's Angel, Ash 2112, XDVanilla, Little Prue, GhostAuthor,tommyfan5556205

If you've been on the computer for hours on end,reading numerous fanfictions,copy and paste this onto your profile,and add your name to this list: danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411, Witchdoctor42, crocgirl2815, mewmewice,daisukezgirl13,Magnatron's Crazy Sister,Jewel and Koal,GhostAuthor,tommyfan5556205

If..
You say Princess, I say Serial Killer.
You say Pink, I say Black.
You say Justin Bieber, I say Three Days Grace.
You say Miley Cyrus, I say Pink.
You say litter, I say blood.
You say Bunnies, I say Psychopaths.
You say Cheerleader, I say whore.
You say High School Musical, I say X-Men:Evolution.
You say why am I laughing so much, I say why so serious with a sharp pencil.
You say Twilight, I say X-Men.
You say Edward, I say Spike.
You say Jacob, I say Wolfman.
You say Popular girl ,I say future stripper/prostitute.
You say Pop, I say Rock.
You say I am a freak, I say what the hell else is new, dumbass?
You say castle, I say Arkham Asylum.
You say Los Angeles, I say Gotham City.

7 Ways to Scare your roommates

7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While you're doing so, look at your roommate and mutter, "Soon, soon..."

6) Collect hundreds of pens and pile them on one side of the room. Keep one pencil on the other side of the room. Laugh at the pencil.

5) Tell your roommate, "I've got an important message for you." Then pretend to faint. When you recover, say you can't remember what the message was. Later on, say, "Oh, yeah, I remember!" Pretend to faint again. Keep this up for several weeks.

4) While your roommate is out, glue your shoes to the ceiling. When your roommate walks in, sit on the floor, hold your head, and moan.

3) Make a sandwich. Don't eat it, leave it on the floor. Ignore the sandwich. Wait until your roommate gets rid of it, and then say, "Hey, where the heck is my sandwich?" Complain loudly that you are hungry.

2) Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as you can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards, keep looking at your watch and saying, "Shouldn't you be going somewhere?"

1) Talk back to your Rice Krispies. All of a sudden, act offended, throw the bowl on the floor and kick it. Refuse to clean it up, explaining, "No, I want to watch them suffer."

Reasons why girls are the best

1.We got off the Titanic first

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry/flirt and get out of a speeding ticket. If a guy did either it would be creepy...since most cops are guys.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in.

22. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

27. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

30. We give birth, if your mom died when she was pregnant, you would have died too. If your father died, you would still be born.

31. We have style

32. There's the saying, "Ladies First"

33. Yes PMS sucks, but at least we have an excuse to lay around eating chocolate once a month

34. At least one girl always survives in horror movies

35. We can put cotton between our toes and paint our nails without feeling the least bit silly

36. Our magazines have horiscopes

37. Girls with guy first names like Taylor sound cool, but it doesn't work the other way around

38. Girl Talk... you know, the way we all just understand each other without having to explain a thing

39. We have ways of getting what we want easily

7 Reasons Not to Mess with Small Children.

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.
As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.
The girl replied, "I'm drawing God."
The teacher paused and said, "But no one knows what God looks like."
Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.
After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.
She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, "Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?"
Her mother replied, "Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white."
The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, "Momma, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?"

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, "Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face."
"Yes," the class said.
"Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?"
A little fellow shouted,
"Cause your feet ain't empty."

The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:
"Take only ONE. God is watching."
Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples."

Ten things to see before you die

1. A vegetarian be eaten by an animal.

2. An emo kid talk about happy bunnies.

3. Homer say something intelligent.

4. Taxes disappear.

5. Voldemort destroy one of his Horcruxes.

6. Michael Jackson be stalked by children.

7. Children take over class and teach teacher in child subjects, such as: armpit farts, skate-boarding, real music, ect.

8. Wrestling people forget their moves.

9. The coyote catch the road runner.

10. The reaction of the teen population if abercombie was closed and it was illegal to wear their clothing

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal, they laid down for the night and went to sleep. Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend. Holmes said: "Watson, look up and tell me what you see.”

Watson said: "I see a fantastic panorama of countless stars".

Holmes: "And what does that tell you?"

Watson pondered for a moment: "Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Why? - What does it tell you, Holmes?"

Holmes was silent for a moment then spoke: "Someone has stolen our tent." (This is for those of us who think so hard that we miss the simple things in life. I'm guilty!! Are you?)

Go ahead and call me retarded. Then everybody will have sympathy for me when I beat you into a bloody pulp.

Anybody can fight a killer. To love him and not fight him takes a special kind of person.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

Live every day as if it were your last, and then some day you'll be right.

When you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares into you.

Laughing is something you do while torturing somebody, slow and painfully

Blood is red, bruises are blue, my dear sweet arch nemesis; a violent death is the only death for you

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice. Then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it.

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

If at first you don't succeed,destroy all evidence you tried.

Sometimes a road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

If it's sent by ship then it's a cargo, if it's sent by road then it's a shipment.

Life was so simple when boys had cooties!

Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young.

When you cry, I'll cry,you laugh, I'll laugh,you fall down a ski slope, I'll laugh even harder.

Forgive your enemies,but remember their names.

Don't piss off an Anger Management Class, drop-out.

Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?

Apparently 1 in 5 people are Chinese; there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. it's ether my mom or dad, or my older brother Collin, or my younger brother Ho-chan-chu, but I think it's Colin.

If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side.

Everybody is somebody else weirdo.

Just when I think you've said the stupidest thing ever you just keep on talking.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police.

If you want to look young and thin, hang around with old fat people.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it every time I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?

Some people are like slinkies. They seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

Keep smiling; it makes people wonder what you're up to.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

If ignorance is bliss, then why is there school?

The solution to skin cancer…become nocturnal.

The next time someone says "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me " HIT THEM WITH A DICTIONARY!

Normal people scare me...but not as much as I scare them

I'm not a complete idiot.Some parts are missing.

Fun flies when your doing time.

I don't suffer from stress. I'm a carrier.

My reality check bounced.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Stress: The condition brought on by overriding the body's desire to kick someone's ass.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

If my music’s too LOUD, then you’re too OLD.(That's for you MOM!)

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 muscles to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone across the face.

I met some crazy people. They made me their leader!

I'm crazy enough to kill,but that's not your problem. The problem is that I'm also smart enough to get away with it.

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Being mature is overrated.

Being weird is like being normal, only better.

I'm not clumsy! The floor just hates me.

Life isn't passing me by, its trying to run me over.

Girls want a lot of things from one guy, yet guys only want one thing from many girls. No wonder so many relationships go up in flames.

Most people are alive because it's illegal to shoot them.

We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person perfectly.

Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends", is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

Live a little. Because you can't be old and wise if you were never young and crazy.

When people don't laugh at our jokes we don't think of it as a "You had to be there." type of thing. But more like a "You have to be mentally retarded like us." type of thing.

Live for the moments you can't put into words.

"Be Yourself" is just about the worst advice you can give some people.

Crazy doesn't even BEGIN to cover it.

Cute but psycho. It evens itself out.

Facebook it like a jail; You sit around, waste time, have a profile picture, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't actually know.

A fact of life: after Monday and Tuesday, even the calender says W T F . ..

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, life is short, so party we must!

Chaos, panic and disorder... Well, my work here is done.

Children in frontseats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused, I will use little words.
7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.
8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.
This is my oath. I pledge it until the end. "Why?" you may ask. Because you are my friend. Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can truly feel its warmth.

1. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

3. My mother taught me LOGIC. "Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

6. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA. "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY. "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

17. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

18. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me SHAPE-SHIFTING. "You'll turn into a sausage if you eat any more.

25. My mother taught me CONSEQUENCES. "If you don't tidy your room, there'll be hell to pay."

26. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

TIME FOR A MATH LESSON

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint What makes 100 percent? What does it mean to give MORE than 100 percent? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100 percent? We all have been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over one hundred percent. How about acheiving 103 percent? What makes up 100 percent in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions;

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26

Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8118423151811= 98 percent

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11141523125475= 96 percent

but

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 120209202145 =100 percent

and,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2211212198920= 103 percent

and look how far this one will take you,

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1191911919199147= 118 percent!

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while HARDWORK and KNOWLEDGE will get you close, and ATTITUDE will get you there, its really the BULLSHIT and ASSKISSING that will put you over the top.

T-shirt: PMS - Possible Murder Suspect

13 things PMS Stands for:

13. Pass My Shotgun
12. Psychotic Mood Swing
11. Perpetual Munching Spree
10. Puffy Mid-Section
9. People Make me Sick
8. Provide Me with Sweets
7. Pardon My Sobbing
6. Pimples May Surface
5. Pass My Sweats
4. Pissy Mood Syndrome
3. Poor Men Suck
2. Pack My Stuff
1. Potential Murder Suspect

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with X-Men, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Tigress5674, sistersgrimmaddict,gothicgirl101, Lupa Dracolis,GhostAuthor,tommyfan5556205

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phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,

it deosn't mttaer in what oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is that the fsirt and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

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you can raed this psas it on !!

Pick the month you were born:

January--I kicked

February--I loved

March--I karate chopped

April--I licked

May--I jumped

June--I smelled

July--I did the Macarena With

August--I had lunch with

September--I danced with

October--I sang to

November--I yelled at

December--I ran over

Pick the day you were born on:

1--a birdbath

2--a monster

3--a phone

4--a fork

5--a snowman

6--a gangster

7--my mobile phone

8-- --my dog

9--my best friends' boyfriend

10--my neighbor

11--my science teacher

12--a banana

13--a fireman

14--a stuffed animal

15--a goat

16--a pickle

17--your mom

18--a spoon

19-- - a smurf

20--a baseball bat

21--a ninja

22--Chuck Norris

23--a noodle

24--a squirrel

25--a football player

26--my sister

27--my brother

28--an ipod

29--a surfer

30--a llama

31--A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White--because I'm cool like that

Black--because that's how I roll.

Pink--because I'm crazy...

Red--because the voices told me to.

Blue--because I'm amazing and I do what I want

Green--because I think I need some serious help.

Purple--because I'm AWESOME!

Gray--because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.

Yellow--because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars

Orange --because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.

Brown--because I can.

Now type out the sentence you made, and post it on your profile

Mine is . . . I sang to a fork because I'm amazing and I do what I want

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree. The
boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

I just found this PLEASE READ:

A little girl was sitting on the bus heading to her first day of Pre-School

The girl sitting next to her asks "What's wrong with your eye?"

The little girl replies "It's crossed"

The girl thinks for a moment and then says "Fix it"

The little girl says back "I can't it's crossed forever"

"Then you're a freak and I'm going to tell everyone you are" the girl responds then turns and says

"She's a freak"

All throughout school she hears the taunts

One night she commits suicide leaving a note that says:

I didn't want to leave

But they left me no choice

I couldn't take the taunts any more

No one from school goes to her funeral except a boy

The boy had been her only friend and he had also wanted to be her boyfriend

and one day . . . her husband.

I don't know if this story is true but if you hate bullying and you want stuff like this to stop the copy this story and put it into your profile.

They Hurt Her

About six years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by five girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge, the police were called. They went down and brought up 17-year-old Carmen Winstead's body, with her neck broken from hitting the ladder, then the concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them.

If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep, you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you.

Better safe than sorry :3

I am the girl who doesn't go to public events, and when I do, I hunch in a corner reading a book, or laughing with my friends. I am the girl who walks in the rain, because she doesn't mind getting wet. I'm the girl who will care aout you passionately. I am the girl whois ignored by strangers, because I'm shy. I am the girl who will bw forgotten. I like to write because I feel safer in my Imagination.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or MySpace.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6. Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7. As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9. And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10. You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. --

Scary-a.. thing..
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

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Finding Our Way Back by Mags reviews
After the red ranger moon mission Kim decides to tell Tommy the truth behind the letter and gets a second chance at love. REWRITTEN AND FINALLY UPDATED!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 31,813 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 6/27/2011
Switched Again by pinkpunkpower reviews
Billy and Kimberly have decided to Retest the mind reading machine he built in Episode 16 Switched.But as usual Rita and Zedd won't let that happen peacefully. 1st chapter is K but i have story as T just in case. Billy x Aisha and Tommy x Kim
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Kim H., Billy C.
Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: Next Generation by DriveRed reviews
Thrax has returned, bringing forth pervious monsters that the older Power Rangers have faced. To help stop this, Ninjor has combined the Dino, Thunder, and Ninja Powers together, picking six teenagers to fight. See inside for more details
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,575 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/7/2014 - Published: 5/10/2011
Power Team Generation by Kellybird reviews
Kimberly leaves her husband and attempts to start over again with her daughter in Angel Grove and she runs into some old friends, some not too happy to see her. And her daughter and her new friends... well, it's Angel Grove; what do you think will happen? Idea by SoaringCrane. NEXT UPDATE: END OF JULY 2015
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,539 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/6/2014 - Published: 4/16/2011 - [Kim H., Tommy O.] Adam P., Jason L. S.
Different Destinies by SydneyDrew59 reviews
Power Rangers SPD takes a different turn when Syd is captured by Grumm when she was a little kid. Syd is destined to finish what Astronema started, becoming Princess of evil. Will she fulfill this destiny or will she turn to the side of good. Review!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 38 - Words: 128,710 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/25/2014 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Syd D., Sky T.
The Turtles' Friend by CowabungaChick reviews
Do you ever wonder what meeting the turtles would be like? Ever wanted to go on one of their adventures with them? Meet Casey, April, Master Splinter and the others? Well here's your chance because in this story, YOU'RE the star!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 67,612 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 138 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Donatello
Mind Messages by StarfirenTerrarocks reviews
What if Mia gets a new power. What if this power could lead her to the former red ranger. What will Jayden think about all this? Will Jayden and Mia discover their love along the way as well? Read and find out! Jia and Memily
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,037 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/6/2013 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Jayden, Mia
Power Rangers Ninja Storm: With a shade of pink by Miyu101 reviews
What happened if the wind ninja acadmeny and the thunder ninja school weren't the only two schools with students that weren't captured by Lothor. Enter Allie. A Young spontaneous ninja, what happens when she helps the others fight Lothor.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,927 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 10/9/2013 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Dustin B., Cameron W.
Power Rangers: Olympian Force by StarWriter0303 reviews
Within each of us lies the spirit of a god. Every 5,000 years Hades spirit chooses a host to take over to seek revenge against his brothers, who banished him to the underworld. Now 6 teens must work together to defeat him.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,863 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 11/11/2011
Silver Samurai by sweetredranger reviews
Tracy Burlew the new girl in town saves a bunch a children from a nighlok. Now the nighlok is out for revenge. meanwhile at the Shiba house the rangers find a package outside the front gate who is it from and what is inside? (Takes place after The Master Returns)
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 68,363 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
Power Rangers: Global Corps by StarWriter0303 reviews
When sudden attacks around the world to come to the attention of the nations, eight individuals are summoned to leave behind their old lives and protect the world. They must choose where their loyalties lie; teammates, country, or family.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/11/2013 - Published: 6/5/2012
Green with Hope by heavyneos reviews
not all powers are lost forever not all stay destroyed there's no candle this time to stop him
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,496 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 1/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Tommy O.
Power Rangers Samuri The Black Ranger by H2O Pokemon FAN reviews
Antonio meets a strange girl at the docks who turn out to be the Black Samuri Ranger. Mike/Emily Antonio/OC
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,268 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 4/24/2012 - Antonio
Behind the Mask by Sonata Ann reviews
The Sky Ninja Academy. A school that teaches only a selected few how to hold the power to manipulate all the elements. But after the school was destroyed, there was only one lone survivor who went to seek for help. With secrets to keep, they find the rangers in hopes that they'll help them especially now that Lothor is out to get them.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,682 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 6/13/2012
Darkness Overwhelming by Wild Force Ranger reviews
Somewhere, all wishes come true. A Dark Wish AU, written for the PR AU 100 community on Livejournal. Rated for some off screen death and general dark themes. WARNING: Chapter 32 features onscreen, though not graphic, death.
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 97 - Words: 55,276 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/18/2012 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Xander - Complete
Jungle Sisters by dandelion657 reviews
AU. Sequel to "Knee Deep." Just when they thought life could be normal, the triplets are once again thrown into the ranger business. However, when a face of the past appears, their time as rangers doesn't last long and with complications arising, were they even really meant to take on this power? Rated M for a couple later chapters.
Power Rangers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 76,900 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 6/30/2012 - Hunter B., Jarrod - Complete
Keep Me in Mind by dandelion657 reviews
AU. Sequel to "Hold Me Tight." When Sephie is seventeen, something happens to cause her to run away from home and into her uncle, who just so happens to be mentoring the current ranger team. What exactly is her problem?
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,950 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/20/2012 - Published: 5/18/2012 - R.J./Robert J., Casey R. - Complete
Transported by pinkrangersforever reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to travel to another universe? maybe the ranger universe? Well I have and surprise I'm in it right now. I don't know how i ended up in the town of Ocean bluff. I just hope i find a way home - Liz
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 87,102 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Lily C., Casey R.
Before the Year by NightWatcher666 reviews
Prequel to The Next Year. Kim takes a coaching at Reefside High. What will happen when she meets a certain science teacher from her past? Rated teen for some language and situations.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Tommy O., Kim H.
Just Another Abnormal Girl by mikeysgirl99 reviews
Alex is normal-for the most part. She's a ninja with powers, is April O'Niels younger sister. She meets people and falls for an unusual character. Dows not follow episodes. My own storyline. Turtles/Ocs.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,346 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Michelangelo, Leonardo
Crossroads by PinkRangerV reviews
A war ending. Paths colliding. A cosmic crossroads. AU. Formerly titled 'Black and White'.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Poetry - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,849 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Tommy O., Andros
Old fashion Power Ranger beating by McflyNiffDaveFrancoFan reviews
Casey's parents come into town and Casey tries to hide the fact that he's a ranger, but it's kind of hard when your parents were the greatest power rangers that ever lived. Slash! Rasey! And a supirse slash pairing as Casey's parents!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Casey R., R.J./Robert J. - Complete
Knee Deep by dandelion657 reviews
AU. Now that her sisters are living their own lives, what does that leave Sarah to do? Sequel to "One Left Alone." Will new ranger adventures bring more drama, or a life of peace for once? Fourth in my "Legendary Trio" series.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,039 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Hunter B. - Complete
the return by alara l reviews
jayden feels like nobody cares about him who will suprise him and comfort him.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 376 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/29/2012 - Published: 6/23/2012
Surprise! by floating dog reviews
When Rikki comes home from her trip, she is reuinted with her Cleo and Rikki. Unfourtunetly for her, she also meets up with her worst enemy, Bella. Secrets of Emma's past are revealed as well as Emma's. How will this all work out?
H2O: Just Add Water - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 348 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Emma G., Bella H.
The Weakest Link by PinkRangerV reviews
Kimberly knew she didn't belong. Oneshot, Movie!Canon.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Kim H. - Complete
Bridge to Terabithia 2: The Dark Ruler by Digiboy1 reviews
Fisrt story! Cant wait for reviews!
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/16/2012
The Witch Ranger by Pauline07 reviews
When Irene Halliwell becomes a teen mother, she has to move in order to protect herself and her child. To a little place called Angel Grove.
Crossover - Power Rangers & Charmed - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,868 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/13/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kim H., Piper H.
janice poetry by tweetygirl0402 reviews
a poem i wrote at school
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/22/2012 - Complete
Dino Ninja by DemonicAngelGREED reviews
After defeating Lothor Dustin leaves the academy and meets a stranger by the name of Tommy. Deciding to leave Blue Bay with his new friend Dustin's life is changed, bringing him back into the world of the power rangers. Slash Multi-parings.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,507 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Dustin B.
PRLR Kelsey vs Dana by Clarky the Epic reviews
Kelsey and Dana met while they were kids, will they be able to get over what happened? Will Kelsey and Dana benfiet from liking or disliking eachother? Find out, because I won't tell you!
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Kelsey W., Dana M.
Don't show, Don't tell by TeamEthanMorgan reviews
Ethan gets biten by Erica. Ethan doesn't want to tell his friends, but he also doesn't want to live a lie; so he tries to do whatever he can to keep this a secret until the time has come. PLZ review. EthanxSarah BennyxErica RoryxDella
My Babysitter's a Vampire - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 22,595 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 10/15/2011 - Ethan M., Sarah - Complete
Prophecy of Phaedos by Cairella reviews
UPDATED! A Strange new power has been found on earth, and no one knows where its coming from. Then enters Sharon, a mysterious new girl in Angel Grove. What happens when love gets in the way of responsibility? Billy x OC Slight 'Tales of' references.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,860 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Billy C.
Saved From Between Rocky And A Hard Place by Kylia Skydancer reviews
Adam and Rocky are fighting over who Aisha will go with to the dance. Takes place in the third season around The Potion Notion.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,784 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 2/7/2012 - Aisha C., Billy C. - Complete
Power Rangers: Generation X by Purplepockypandabears reviews
Ever wish that you could be a Power Ranger? Now is your chance! Generation X is the next chapter in the long legacy of Power Rangers! Submit your characters today! *Must have a valid account to enter* ALL APPS ARE NOW CLOSED
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,772 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 8/4/2011
The Muttman by Lindsay12866 reviews
I do not own charmed or full house or any of the characters. The full house part of this story was inspired by the "nice guys finish first" episode
Crossover - Charmed & Full House - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Michelle T.
Stephanie the Vampire Slayer aka a Lazy Town story by HonorSkywalker reviews
Stephanie the Vampire Slayer returns to Lazytown after a long absence
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Lazytown - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,029 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Stephanie
McKenna Halliwell by Pauline07 reviews
Hi, Phoebe? I guess you wouldn't recognize me, I was so little when you last saw me," she took a deep breath, "I'm McKenna. McKenna Brooks. I'm your daughter,"
Crossover - Charmed & American Girl - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2012 - Phoebe H.
A Poem By Maybell by wild moon princess reviews
Maybell reads a poem she wrote in front of English class about Leslie dieing.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2011 - Complete
Together We Are One by wild moon princess reviews
A Request was to write a story where Leslie doesn't die so I did yay hope you all enjoy it. Songs were written by Me.
Bridge to Terabithia - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Complete
The Green Rider by DemonicAngelGREED reviews
A Day at the only Motor-Cross track n Cornith opens a certain blue Rangers eyes to the mystery that is Ziggy. Slash: Flynn/Ziggy
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,165 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2011 - Flynn M., Ziggy G. - Complete
You're A Fanfic Author If by PinkRangerV reviews
The classic story-slash-drinking game. Now with Power Rangers!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/13/2011 - Complete
Spark of Fire by OrianPrime92 reviews
FutAU/ After graduating early Billy joined the army with two others from Angel Grove. Now after seven years, he's returned with a love interest. But with so many things that's changed, his lover has to calm him and re-spark their fire./ SlashMpreg HIATUS
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,679 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/31/2011 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Skull, Billy C.
House Call by Michelle the Editor reviews
When Fire Heart becomes mysteriously ill, Clare calls up an old ally to help. Second of the Letters Between Rangers spinoffs, but no special order of reading required. Oneshot.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2011 - Clare, Aisha C. - Complete
The Next Year by NightWatcher666 reviews
What goes on the following school year after the rangers defeat Messagog. Tommy/Kim, Conner/Kira, Jason/Kat. Story is finally complete.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 49,791 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
The Dangers Of Long Comas by PinkRangerV reviews
Taylor and Alyssa discuss the mildly brain-damaged Princess. AU. Oneshot.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 354 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Taylor E., Alyssa E. - Complete
You'll Always Be My Best Friend by Marie S Zachary reviews
Kristy is feeling jealous of all of the time Mary-Ann is spending with Dawn. Can Mary-Ann make Kristy feel better?
Baby Sitters Club - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 302 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Mary Anne S., Kristin A. T./Kristy - Complete
You're Beautiful by Crimson-Curved reviews
Shane/Tori. One-shot. One sided. Beauty and the Beach. What they showed on TV...and then some.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Shane C., Tori H. - Complete
Just Say It by Crimson-Curved reviews
Nicky/Max. R.L. Stine's Mostly Ghostly. One-Shot. One-sided. Nicky has feelings he just can't tell his living friend.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/29/2008 - Complete
A Weird Day by Pink Crane reviews
Sequel to Tommy and Kimbelry's Suprise
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,224 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/30/2008 - Published: 8/9/2006
One Friend by Meloda26 reviews
Aisha talks about her past with one of her friend.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 788 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Billy C., Aisha C. - Complete
Catch 22 by PunkPinkPower reviews
His one and only goal was now avoiding Theo. The only problem with avoiding Theo was that Theo was everywhere, and suddenly Casey found himself with an unsolvable problem.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Casey R., Theo M. - Complete
Me, Mom, And Lizzie by Ghostwriter reviews
For Father's Day, Casey reveals why she's grateful for the Venturis.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
All girls mission by pinkrangersforever reviews
Evil has reared it's ugly head and the girls decide to take matters into their own hands without the help of the guys.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,093 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
They'd Never Guess by spoodle monkey reviews
No one knew that Hunter was seeing someone, but they'd never seen him this...cheerful before. CAMHUNTER slash
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Cameron W., Hunter B. - Complete
It's All Relative by Ghostwriter reviews
Casey knows more about pranking than she's let on.
Life With Derek - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 461 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Christmas Wrapped and Performed by JuseaPeterson reviews
A Billy and Aisha Christmas. One shot.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Billy C., Aisha C. - Complete
Rose's Wish by Pink Crane reviews
Set after 'Things Not Said'. MackRose
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/1/2007 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Rose O., Mack H.
Can't Change The Past by M.L. Shards reviews
Adam arrives home from the team up with a bruised hand, a robot companion, and a full answering machine. Slight AdamTanya
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,704 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Adam P., Tanya S. - Complete
Christmas Time by Jasmine Shigeru reviews
A whole year has passed. What has changed? The Rangers meet again to spend Christmas together in Reefside. Tommy and Kim become closer.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,627 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/23/2007 - Published: 12/23/2006 - Tommy O., Kim H. - Complete
Cyber Hunter by PunkPinkPower reviews
As if one doppelganger walking around Ninja Ops wasn’t enough, CyberCam’s gone and made himself a friend. One Shot
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,795 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Cameron W., Hunter B. - Complete
Porcelain Mask by M.L. Shards reviews
He just wants someone to understand... PRiS referenced .Oneshot.
Big Bad Beetleborgs Metallix - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,351 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Complete
Four Messages Hunter Never Answered and One He Did by MzDany reviews
Hunter has five secret admirers, but only one of them HE is interested in...slash
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,640 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Hunter B., Cameron W. - Complete
Some See Better Than Others by PunkPinkPower reviews
When Tori chases Hunter into the water in “Shane’s Karma” she notices something strange on his shoulder. One Shot
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Cameron W., Hunter B. - Complete
Secret Tradition by Ghostwriter reviews
Casey has her own special way of celebrating Halloween.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/1/2006 - Complete
When You Look at Me by theunknownvoice reviews
Hunter has always had issues but now he doubts himself. When the others look at him do they see a traitor? Tori has the answer.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Hunter B., Tori H. - Complete
Hidden Relationship by theunknownvoice reviews
PRDT Two rangers hide their romance.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 946 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Conner M., Kira F. - Complete
To Help a Friend by theunknownvoice reviews
Tori notices that Shane is depressed following Skyla's death. Will she be able to help him?
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,996 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2006 - Shane C., Tori H. - Complete
Eavesdropping by Rangerfan1994 reviews
Just what do the Wind Rangers over hear? Slash HunterCam
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 691 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/1/2006 - Cameron W., Hunter B. - Complete
CinderCam by Kat R. Fair reviews
It's and AU Cinderella slash story with Ninja Storm Rangers. HunterCam, ToriBlake. Cam's Evil Uncle Lothor has forced him to be a servant in his own household and now he plans to gain more power by having his daughters marry Prince Hunter. All Beta'd
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,548 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/17/2005 - Published: 8/19/2005 - Cameron W., Hunter B.
TimeStorm by Dany Cmar reviews
When long forgotten enemies join forces to seek revenge upon the former Ninja Storm Rangers, only Cam and Hunter escape their trap. To save their friends they set out to ask for help from the Time Force Rangers, Wes and Eric. Slash WE, CH. Complete!
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,292 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/5/2005 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Eric M., Hunter B.
Turbo: A Power Rangers Movie with a Twist by hollytiger reviews
Completed! The third part of this so called trillogy, maybe a fourth story sfter is now up
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/10/2005 - Published: 4/15/2002 - [Rocky D., OC] - Complete
Power Rangers by juzblue reviews
Yap. Power Rangers. That's who they are.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,436 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/19/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004
Jessie's Story by hollytiger reviews
Rocky's old girlfriend returns to Angel Grove with a surprise for him.
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/19/1999 - [Rocky D., OC] - Complete
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