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Joined 08-02-11, id: 3124199, Profile Updated: 01-22-15
Author has written 4 stories for Aliens/Predator, Harry Potter, and Naruto.

Okay people I'm not going to tell you anything about me because it's not like you care anyways so on with the funny saying and other stuff that I like to write/paste.


My Quotes/Sayings:

If you have ever cut open a pineapple saying "Spongebob, I know you're in there..." copy and paste this onto your profile.

"If you love something, don't let it go, that's just so fucking dumb. And if it loves you and you let it go, then it will hate you for leaving it. DUH!"

If you love it when the villain wins and gets the girl copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever felt like the world hates you for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you fuckin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you know someone who is fighting, has survived, or died of cancer.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love rain, the wind, and the cold copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy copy this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered what the afterlife is like, copy this into your profile.

If you are insanely weird, copy this into your profile.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever wondered why someone decided to milk a cow, copy/paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered why monkeys like bananas, copy/paste this in your profile.

If random songs just pop into your head at any given moment, from 'I've Been Working On the Railroad', to the Animorph version of the Barney song (I hate you, you hate me, we're an alien family ect. Personally, I like this version better) to your most favorite song ever, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm BLACK so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenience store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED WOMAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.

I'm a GOTH so I must be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick. (HARRY POTTER FTW!)
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELLED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake.


my email address is NathanDoyle1997@yahoo.com

I would appreciate it if anyone with ideas specifically (for stories or otherwise) would send me an email instead of a review this way I can keep track of what is what and whose ideas are whose.

Also, I have a poll of my newest story, Yes Master. A Bet Gone Wrong... Or is it Right? A Forum is also now up but I won't start giving out moderator positions until the third chapter of Yes Master is posted (07/27/12-07/30/12)

Thanks,

EveningShades

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Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 1,093,850 - Reviews: 5346 - Favs: 5,453 - Follows: 4,954 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto: A Better Life part I by Black Flame of Destruction reviews
What would happen if one night on his 6th birthday a Mysterious Missing ninja comes across naruto being almost killed...what if that man saved him and became his first friend? well you'll have to read to find out. My first fic. rated M for future lemons. NarutoXFemHakuXslight Harem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 248,511 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 6/30 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Naruto U., Haku - Complete
Equinox Redux by snickerslv100 reviews
There are things far worse than death, though this fact eluded Voldemort. Harry, on the other hand, walked in tandem with misery, for he still could feel things even after everything he'd been through. This key distinction could mean the difference between life and death. Harry/Harem; eventual Super!Harry. MASSIVE CROSSOVER.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 84,422 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 594 - Updated: 3/13 - Published: 11/18/2014 - Harry P., Fleur D., N. Tonks
Sengoku Naruto by Tachman reviews
Naruto is a young Lord with dreams of conquest and glory unheard of! Follow him as he makes the Land rumble with the fire of his passion! NaruSaku/NaruHarem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 317,559 - Reviews: 766 - Favs: 829 - Follows: 718 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Fate of One: The Elements by ShadowLightDark reviews
Based off of nubsauce13's "Fate of the Two". Naruto learns that he holds the Kyuubi at a young age and when he does, he trains to surpass the Hokages, facing new more powerful enemies that were considered mythical legends. Naruto X FemKyuu X Harem Strong, godlike Naruto Sasuke/Sakura/Civilian Council Bashing. Elements of several games and shows. Alternate Universe. Really.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 142,158 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 1,514 - Follows: 1,473 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
A Leaf Amongst the Fire by A Common Naruto Fan reviews
As he lies at the feet of a god, Naruto begins to accept the fate that was foretold. However, Kyuubi will have none of that. Kyuubi gives up everything so Naruto can finally have the power to change the world. "Become the Greatest That Ever Was, Uzumaki Naruto." Hokage Naruto. Strong Naruto. Eventual God-like Naruto. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 173,303 - Reviews: 281 - Favs: 949 - Follows: 1,050 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 3/10/2014 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Harry Crow by robst reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 24771 - Favs: 12,852 - Follows: 11,354 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Taste Of Your Magic by Annoy mouse reviews
[HIATUS!]Deliciously Dark. Evil too. Bellatrix finds baby Harry left with the muggles & discovers his unusual accidental magical trait, one that she finds... Very Appealing. She decides to keep and groom him to be their next Dark Lord, and enlists the aid of Narcissa. Harry/Bellatrix, quasi-harem for a reason but H/B/N overall. M for a reason. THESE CHARACTERS ARE EVIL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 2,988 - Updated: 5/1/2014 - Published: 8/26/2013 - [Bellatrix L., Harry P., Narcissa M.]
The Shinobi way by Lincoln859 reviews
Naruto did not become an idiot whos stupidity defies description from his childhood. Instead he became what a Shinobi should be, changing the entire way his world winds up.-Grey Naruto- strong Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 145,190 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 1,356 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 7/5/2012 - Naruto U.
Secret arousal by 187checkplease reviews
Ino and Naruto have "fun" in secret. Sakura is just about ready to give up on Sasuke; can a certain blonde speed up the process? Just letting you know This story skips many cannon parts. Naru/Ino. Saku/Naru/Ino Much later in the story.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 41,309 - Reviews: 350 - Favs: 709 - Follows: 768 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
Everlasting Promises by Starblade176 reviews
Percy, betrayed by who he thought was his soulmate, takes a daring act and swears himself by the oldest Primordial. Now, he has to deal with the consequences, both good and bad. Eventual Percy/Artemis
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 329,767 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 3,665 - Follows: 3,360 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Percy J., Artemis
LemonyPedia: Naruto and his Girls! by ShinkuSenkou reviews
the name sucks... anyway this is a gather of A LOT LEMONS! all of them are naruto centric and with all the girls you can imagine... thx to all the authors who made this possible.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 183,816 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,570 - Follows: 743 - Updated: 11/17/2011 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Naruto U.
Love of a Spartan by AshleyBudrick reviews
She's just a marine. He's a Spartan. Love has no place in a war, but it forms whether you like it or not, whether it makes you or breaks you. And in this case, it could be lethal. John-117 x OC. Updated & Edited 07/11
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 258,582 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Complete
Submission King by VFSNAKE reviews
Humor based harem fic you'll love. I hope anyway. Name may change.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,987 - Reviews: 416 - Favs: 1,667 - Follows: 1,328 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Naruto U.
Establishing Dominance by VFSNAKE reviews
You know the drill. READ AND REVIEW!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 73,928 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 1,102 - Follows: 415 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Naruto has a new 'pet' by ares88 reviews
Naruto returns Konoha after his training with Jiraiya. Now three years older is something that all females of the village would love to get their hands onto. And what about that little fox who is riding on his shoulder. NaruHarem. Full summary inside.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 197,097 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 924 - Updated: 3/31/2010 - Published: 7/23/2008 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
The Dark Witch and the Necromancer ENGLISH by Heiko2003 reviews
Well... Harry is pissed, his relatives tipped his inner balance, so he snapped and turned dark. Yes, this is a very dark!Harry story. This is also going to be HarryBellatrix. So if you don't like it, don't read it. Contains also some graphic violence.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 23 - Words: 113,439 - Reviews: 1219 - Favs: 3,103 - Follows: 1,239 - Updated: 1/1/2007 - Published: 5/1/2005 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
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Yes Master reviews
When Sakura and Naruto make a bet, the outcome surprises almost everyone. WARNING: THIS WILL CONTAIN LEMONS if you don't like it don't read it. Turned into a harem story, more girls will be added.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,660 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 389 - Updated: 7/17/2012 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Alien Vs Predator Lex's Romance reviews
Lex goes through with the pyramid expedition like planned but what happens while she's in there? Can romance sprout in the worst of war zones? Why if I say it can well then of course it can. Duh! LexXScar. Up for Adoption. PM me for details.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,503 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Lex, Scar
DemonRedemption reviews
Hello people. This is a Poem about Naruto finding happiness through his hard life.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/29/2011 - Ayame, Naruto U. - Complete
My Life Without Her
What if Hermione died? What would Harry do now? This is a poem about what he would do and feel after his loss of her. Please R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Favs: 2 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P. - Complete