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Joined 08-02-11, id: 3124247, Profile Updated: 07-11-13
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.

I am so a guy! Just putting that there! My gender is indeed recognizable in person, though not over the internet... Oh, angst!

Hmmm... I have green hair! :D And nine pets! Here, let me name them for you, even though you probably don't care, like, at all! X)

Parakeet: Linoleum, Rubber, Paper, and Plastic.

Cats: Voldemort, Geosynchronous, and Hannibal

Dogs: Meridian and Lola

Aren't you so much happier, knowing all of that information? No? Oh, okay...

Bisexualbisexualbisexualbisexualbisexualbisexual

(Previously UnknownLep13)


If the enemy is in range, so are you.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself 'where the heck is my ceiling?'

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to push down stairs.

I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.

You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.

I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
If ya can't join 'em, bribe 'em.
If ya can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em.
If ya can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em.
If ya can't kill 'em, you're screwed


Jay:

It's not cheating, it's taking advantage of your resources.

Why be patient when you don't have to be?

Sometimes it will get worse before it gets better. And sometimes it gets worse and then gets even more horrible.

How well you know someone directly relates to how well you can manipulate them.

Chocolate. Where is my chocolate?

What, exactly, is your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan?

Robin:

It's all subtle mind control. (Sort of sarcastic)

Sarah:

What's the use of being awesome if there's nobody there to be awesome for? ... That sounded really emo.

I think our birds are on crack.

That snowman makes me think of terrible things.

Elizabeth:


Don't ask. Just... don't ask.

I'm sorry, you must have mistaken my silence for uncertainty. I was just shocked at your stupidity, that's all. (Someone had just honestly asked her if she knew someone who could sell them weed. Haha, this moment was so funny!)

Fine then, we'll be stylish mobsters on our own!

Let me tell you why you're wrong...

Your childish insecurities and outlandish fears are enough to make me laugh.

Oh my GOD, I've told you, I didn't try to POISON Santa Claus, I tried to give him a heart attack! My word!

No, don't poke it! Good God, man!

(And those are just a few direct quotes from the a couple of people in my life! I seriously needed to write them down somewhere... I am totally going to write some stories, and work those in there, somewhere!)


In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
On NytolSleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)


Does anybody out there need anybody to talk to? Because I do! Who wants to be friendzies? :D Message me, yo!


My best friend made me sign up on some site called Wattpad, and I am now on there under the username of ShamrockMagic! If you have an account, please message me! Then I won't be awkwardly alone, haha! Also, my friend's username is Kaskamak, so if you would like to check her out as well, there ya go! :)

http://www.wattpad.com/user/ShamrockMagic


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Session Transcripts by lastcrazyhorn reviews
What happens when a brain damaged Harry and a transgender Hermione both get sorted into Slytherin? Snape's not sure, but he thinks it's likely to be an interesting term. This story follows various first years through the trials of their first year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 126,295 - Reviews: 1995 - Favs: 2,392 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 5/31 - Published: 10/30/2011 - Severus S., Harry P.
Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews
How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 218,098 - Reviews: 3488 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 5/25 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.
Crestfallen by Lionna reviews
When Harry lands on Asgard, he doesn't expect to be besieged almost immediately by two gods and a giant wolf. But he's always been the adaptable sort. (No pairing.)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 31 - Words: 65,077 - Reviews: 3834 - Favs: 6,471 - Follows: 8,425 - Updated: 5/1 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Harry P., Thor
Hell is Other People by amitai reviews
After a series of attacks, Alex's entire class is sent to be trained at the SAS training camp, to give them a degree of self sufficiency to help them defend themselves. Unfortunately for Alex, he has to go with them... and not get noticed as different.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 169,938 - Reviews: 3252 - Favs: 2,663 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Alex R./Cub
Alex Rider Slip-Ups by AWriteratHeart reviews
A series of short stories/drabbles of slip-ups in Alex's life. NOTE: Stories are post Scorpia Rising.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 19,643 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 3/10/2013 - Alex R./Cub
In Care Of by Fang's Fawn reviews
During the summer before sixth year, Harry finds an injured bat in the garden and decides to try to heal it...and an unwilling Snape learns just what kind of a person Harry Potter really is. No slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 46,787 - Reviews: 1595 - Favs: 5,524 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 2/3 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
31 Facts of December by Sick Twisted Mind reviews
For each day of December (starting late), the Guardians will learn something new about the youngest member of their group. No matter what it may be, Toothina, North, Sandy and Bunnymund will discover all there is to know about Jack Frost and his past life. *One-shots *implied Bunny/Jack in some chapters, not a major thing though *Ratings for each will change
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 35,769 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 1,262 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012 - Jack Frost
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 225,484 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,185 - Follows: 2,056 - Updated: 12/18/2014 - Published: 9/19/2005
The Apocalypse Can Wait by LadyNyxRavus reviews
An angel, a demon, and a wizard walk into a burlesque house... Oh, Death's killed the cook. Looks like the apocalypse isn't Harry's fault this time - is it? No, it isn't - and sometimes being a hero means your retirement just doesn't get to be normal.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,873 - Reviews: 371 - Favs: 1,574 - Follows: 2,150 - Updated: 12/8/2014 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Crowley
Mortem Cantor by Kyandua reviews
After losing everything he holds dear, Harry Potter is thrust into a new world; one with Superheroes and evil Villains that make Voldemort look like a kitten. Struggling to survive in this new world - and, meanwhile, gaining the attention of S.H.I.E.L.D. - he attempts to live a NORMAL life. But, he is Harry Potter after all... what could possibly go wrong? Possible Slash!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,915 - Reviews: 2071 - Favs: 3,910 - Follows: 6,090 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 6/21/2012 - Harry P.
Unhealed Scars by Aneeta Potter reviews
After a horrific ordeal, Alex must return to normal life as though nothing has happened. Back at Brookland (and avoiding MI6) Alex finds that keeping his past in the shadows may be impossible with both his friends and teachers on his case. Plus his past isn't done with him yet. There's only thing for it; he needs to take down MI6. Please leave a review!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 26,240 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 373 - Updated: 11/9/2014 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Sabina P., Tom H.
Something's Weird at Breacon Beacons (ADOPTED) by alphawolf96 reviews
Adopted from double-oh-nothing and re writen What if Alex was part cat? Naturally being part cat is going to arise some questions. Why is Alex so agile? Why is he so stubborn? And what happens when Snake tries to give him a physical? When K-Unit discovers what Alex really is, will they be able to accept him into their unit like before?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,365 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 9/6/2014 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Eagle, Snake, Wolf
Dirge of Emerald by Negative8Zero reviews
Severitus, year five. Upon receiving a letter to inform them that Harry Potter will no longer be in their neglectful care, the Dursleys are elated. So is Harry - until he finds out that Snape is to be his new guardian. HP/DM SLASH! Abuse! AU! TOTALLY ABANDONED IT MAKES ME CRINGE SORRY. It's been two years, time for me to let go.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,349 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
Leaving it all behind by Amira Devant reviews
Harry knew about the horcruxes when he is faced with betrayal. Fleeing, he enters a new school. If he has to die then he will drag the SOB Voldemort with him. Facing death, Harry leaves it all behind. HPxOMC AU!4567!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 111,586 - Reviews: 1103 - Favs: 2,210 - Follows: 2,688 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Harry P., Albus D., OC
Stranger Happenings by Felicity Dream reviews
The books happened. Then Harry decided to happen. So he did, living his life and traveling the world. Then Teddy comes into his care and he decides to settle down in Forks, somehow drawing attention even when he doesn't want it. He then proceeds to take over Forks, corrupt Bella, win over vampire kings and romancing one, and fry vampire brains. Chaos is just part of his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 55,236 - Reviews: 849 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 6/20/2014 - Published: 6/23/2009 - [Harry P., Marcus] Bella
The Price of a Collar by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Everyone wants to be wanted. Back from America, Alex has to battle with the unwanted attentions of World Intelligence agencies, memories that won't lay to rest, a maybe not-so-new enemy and an old unit who think they can give Alex the family he's always wanted. Battling against so many wants, Alex will have to choose his place fast- before others choose it for him.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 233,122 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013 - Alex R./Cub
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Changeling by romantiscue reviews
Feeling like he and his friends have drifted apart, Harry makes the choice to start over somewhere new. He should have known that even in another world, trouble would still find him; this time in the form of a strange detective. Deaged!Genius!ESP!Harry
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,183 - Reviews: 1939 - Favs: 3,897 - Follows: 4,684 - Updated: 2/28/2014 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Harry P., L
Lost by the hotpocket hunter reviews
Jack's death was the last straw. Age 16, Alex has finally escaped MI6. He enters the SAS under an assumed identity. How will he get along with his new unit?
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,545 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 2/19/2014 - Published: 11/7/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Effects of a Rider by Brown hair and eyes reviews
Alex affects lots of people, and not always in the most obvious ways. A series of one-shots.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 20,552 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 2/16/2014 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Frozen Fields by Scorpia710 reviews
On the verge of giving up, because how much more can he really give to a world that won't give back? Alex resigns himself to healing in a safe-house with Wolf as his guard. But maybe, through this wary friendship, Alex can find another reason to live.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,552 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf
Ephemeral Time by Mystical Magician reviews
With nothing left to lose, Harry sends himself as far back into the past as his death will allow him. Tom Riddle is easy enough to take care of, but there are more threats than just the teenage Dark Lord. HP/AD slash. Time Travel
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,001 - Reviews: 1038 - Favs: 1,952 - Follows: 2,490 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
The Boy Next Door by Nacomah reviews
Slash Harry/Pyro. Magneto receives a tip that a powerful young mutant lives on Privet Drive. Posing as a family, Magneto, Mystique, and Pyro become convinced that their neighbor, Harry Potter, is the mutant they're looking for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,638 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 1,676 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Harry P., Pyro - Complete
A Difficult Future by psychedout9 reviews
John, Ian, and Helen receive a mysterious set of books. The Alex Rider series.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,602 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 11/24/2013 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Helen R., John R.
Eyes Tell (Mostly) All by Apple in the Ocean reviews
Hiding secrets has always been one of Alex's strengths. But this time, perhaps his secret is too big to hide. Cast into the glittery world of showbiz for a new mission, will it be too hard to hide his secret amongst the flashing lights and ever curious K-Unit? After all- it's not a secret easily hidden. They do say lies start with the eyes. (Not related to The Price of a Collar)
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 27,409 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 261 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 4/12/2013 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox, Snake, Wolf
Death's Door by Sincerely from Anonymous reviews
Death was more than just a vague idea, an inevitable end to every story. Death was a tall figure draped in black robes that stood a silent vigil above every casket lowered into the earth. Death was what watched him in life, never too far behind his back, always at the edge of his vision. Death was real and Harry knew he could never escape it - not even through a new world of magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,842 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Harry P.
Insane Asylum Escapees by RuneWitchSakura reviews
This is a series of oneshots that involve Harry believing that everyone in the 'magical' world is insane. Starts with Dumbledore, Snape, and McGonagall getting Harry, instead of Hagrid, and goes in random order from there. Involves much sarcasm from Harry. Feel free to adopt.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,074 - Follows: 2,529 - Updated: 10/11/2013 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P.
Harry Potter and the Wrath of Jashin by MegaKiraraLover reviews
After his defeat, Hidan is confident Jashin will come rescue him and make the world a better place. Too bad no one would have believed him if he were to tell. More importantly...too bad he's right. Not!Romance!Centered Super!Godlike(literally)!Harry!is!Jashin HAITUS
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 86,029 - Reviews: 1452 - Favs: 2,476 - Follows: 2,797 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Harry P., Hidan, Jashin
Phantom of Truth by HaiJu reviews
Locked away in a secret government lab with Phantom as her subject, nothing stands between Maddie and the truth... except, perhaps, herself. Complete! Sequel now posted.
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 22 - Words: 65,495 - Reviews: 2160 - Favs: 1,924 - Follows: 1,170 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 10/19/2011 - Danny F., Maddie F. - Complete
Shadow of the Day by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Alex has been adopted. No, seriously. And his new guardian is not Eagle, Wolf, Snake, or Ben. In fact, his new guardian has never had anything to do with MI6 or any other secretive agency. His guardian is NORMAL...this should be interesting...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,509 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/21/2013 - Published: 2/3/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Monotonous Days by Dark Akuma Hunter reviews
A tale of love born through monotony, endless London Mondays, and cheeky yet apologetic angels in witness protection. Inspired by Balthazar, late night tv and SPN 3.11 "Mystery Spot". Slash. Now a Two-Shot, aka, new chapter added.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,744 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 5/25/2013 - Published: 5/10/2013 - [Harry P., Gabriel] - Complete
Edge of the Shadows by helpmethinkofausername reviews
There's an unknown threat, and all Alex knows is that Scorpia is involved. When they start targeting people at Alex's school, Blunt comes up with a plan. Unfortunately, Alex doesn't appreciate it. Neither do the SAS soldiers at Brecon Beacons. When things get personal, Alex has to choose: go after Scorpia himself or sit quietly? If he trusted MI6, this choice would be much easier.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 81,005 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 576 - Updated: 3/23/2013 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Rebellion by TatraMegami reviews
Harry starts up a Rebellion after Dumbledore is forced to flee Hogwarts and his two targets are Dolores Umbridge and Severus Snape. He has a foolproof plan: to drive them insane by acting insane himself. Complete and sequel, Rising, is up!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 121,979 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 2,167 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 3/1/2013 - Published: 3/1/2004 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Pitch Black Feathers by Phantom Lightning reviews
Alex has come back from a mission, but he's different, in more ways than one... NOT A MAXIMUM RIDE CROSSOVER. 25/2/13 UPDATE: Still hate you.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,022 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/2/2011 - Alex R./Cub
So Much for Peace by littletreetopper reviews
After doing his due diligence after the war Harry moves to the US for a bit of peace. Obviously that can't happen and he stumbles into the lives of America's most notorious hunting family. He may have left one war behind to jump in the middle of one even bigger. LOTS of pre-series. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 79,368 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 1,094 - Follows: 1,641 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 5/31/2012 - Harry P., Dean W.
A Life Reconstructed by Kat3418 reviews
Harry finds his life to be a lie and sets off to redo it the right way.Armed with the memories and powers of his once future, Harry is determined to seek revenge, and in true Harry Potter fashion, save the world.SmartXPowerfulXAnimagusHarry.Bashing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,937 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 1,224 - Follows: 1,786 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Harry P., Severus S.
Dogs of War by thanatogratus reviews
Harry did it. Voldemort is dead. Now all that's left to do is celebrate, the only problem is that everyones dead. In order to make things right, Harry goes back in time. Only Harry's secret might just destroy his entire future. And the wizarding world's.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,658 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 1/29/2013 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Harry P., Remus L.
Heavy Metal Man by novusluna reviews
Or the 101 worst things about Tony Stark. Or how he and Bruce Banner are not the same, but they are similar. Or how Tony's bots are bipolar, neurotic, attention seeking, hyperactive nutjobs on crack. Science Bros. Pre- Science Boyfriends. Mentions of JARVIS, Dummy, You & Butterfingers
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,223 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/13/2013 - Published: 12/21/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Live and Let Live by Monster Mads reviews
Grace Dearborn is vying to earn herself a permanent fixture at the prestigious Brookland School - but first, she'll have to get to know the more… colorful students. Enter Alex Rider, school enigma. Oneshot, T for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Tom H. - Complete
Hoover Dam! by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry makes friends with a giant, alien, robot. Who happens to be frozen and hidden inside the Hoover Dam. But don't worry, Harry doesn't mind the lack of response. And Megatron only seems to mind the annoying little flesh bag a little bit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Transformers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,697 - Reviews: 1115 - Favs: 1,855 - Follows: 2,323 - Updated: 11/21/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Harry P., Megatron
Deltora's Protector by Ravenclaw-Girl28 reviews
Broken and near death 15-year-old Harry James Potter stumbles upon the land of Deltora during the time of the Shadow Lord's rule. Taken in by a familiar peddler, Harry creates a new identity and becomes what Deltora needs the most...a Protector.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deltora Quest - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 101,379 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Harry P.
Alex Rider's Life Now by Rider Rules reviews
Changes the end of Scorpia Rising. Alex Rider's life- school, Yassen back from the dead, and Alex bossing his class around with K-Unit! And will Snake be teaching Alex's English class? Rated T for occasional swearing & to be safe!
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 36,328 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Alex R./Cub
Tom Riddle and the Snorelacks by Everlasting Purple reviews
Harry becomes the Divination teacher in the 1940s and takes Tom on a field trip. This is crack. Nuff said.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,720 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 389 - Follows: 460 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
Stages of Hope by kayly silverstorm reviews
Professor Sirius Black, Head of Slytherin house, is confused. Who are these two strangers found at Hogwarts, and why does one of them claim to be the son of Lily Lupin and that git James Potter? Dimension travel AU, no pairings so far. Dark humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 94,563 - Reviews: 3244 - Favs: 3,918 - Follows: 2,251 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 4/10/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Coincidental Relative by Marie Elaine Cullen reviews
Jack has a brother, who has stumbled into some financial trouble and is coming to live with Alex and Jack. Alex is nervous about meeting the man, but it turns out... he's already met him...
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,848 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 7/14/2012 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Complete
The Twelve Secrets of Timothy McGee by Rhiw reviews
This was the second time he'd almost died from being buried alive. Not that he said anything. Because that was a secret and Tim didn't share his secrets. Honestly, most of his others were worse.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,470 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Tony D., Tim M.
Simply Observation by 42Saloni reviews
Being sent to a camp for troubled youths was certainly not something Alex had wished for. Especially if a supposedly easy and not life-threatening mission to simply train his observation skills, turns out to not only test his survival-skills but also their limit. May contain slash later on.
Alex Rider - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,006 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Alex R./Cub
Watching A Very Potter Sequel by SerpentWinged reviews
Order of the Phoenix and Dumbledore's Army watch A Very Potter Sequel. Rated T for Language! Read it, or Mama Umbridge will pull out her LOVE Handel! Edit: I HAVE RETURNED WITH FRESH INSPIRATION!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,421 - Reviews: 387 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 6/21/2012 - Published: 5/31/2011 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Jinchuuriki by WizardsGirl reviews
Harry makes a deal with a Shinigami, and is now Mitarashi Midori, the adopted Jinchuuriki brother of Anko. His best friend is Naruto. This is all about his adventure. M for Ninja-ness... R&R ! READ A/N!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 44,936 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 863 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 10/16/2011 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Master Of Death, What A Joke by Yuval25 reviews
Harry finally discovers who's been killing all of those criminals. Curse the muggle who did this to hell for giving him so much paperwork. OneShot. Please R&R!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 141 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
It Goes On by Monster Mads reviews
Alex moves in with Wolf. It's a different sort of "family". Oneshot, no pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,493 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 20 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Rebirth by Athey reviews
Two boys grow up together in an orphanage, grow powerful at school, are torn apart by death and brought back together by rebirth. Horcruxes aren't the only way to live forever. Necromancy, reincarnation, TR/HP Slash dark!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Supernatural - Chapters: 28 - Words: 230,294 - Reviews: 2418 - Favs: 4,563 - Follows: 2,622 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 11/18/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Black Mythos and a Spoonful of Sugar by Alzipher reviews
A new family has arrived in the very unmagical Lima, knocking everything off balance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,299 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 451 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Harry P., Puck
I Need A Drink by Sarah1281 reviews
Carth goes in search of Revan, intending to once again give him grief for that whole 'never mentioning he was a Sith' thing. Of course, this scene has played out before but Revan being Revan ensures that this time things get strange. Mild Carth/Male Revan
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,953 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Revan, Carth O. - Complete
Hell in a Handbasket by Mikami Kouseki-Sama reviews
Harry Potter was anything but a normal child, he realizes this as the years progress. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry Chapter 6: Chasing Rainbows
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,436 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Harry P.
Gangland by Bloody Fox reviews
Harry was exactly what Petunia and Vernon had said, a criminal. Vastly AU. M for language. Crack-ish
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,244 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 752 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 1/5/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Harry P.
Planet's Eyes by Twin Kats reviews
Reno has a secret, one that has decided to now bite him in the ass. The eyes of his Mother were more than just a family trait, they were a sign of his destiny, a destiny coming to collect // FF7HP crossover // Reno/Rufus/Cloud? // AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 44,906 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Sirius B., Reno
Lemon Drops and Blood Pops by Toki Mirage reviews
Harry wasn't expecting romance or a fresh start, not after all the people he's killed. Then he gets thrown into a dimension with a certain Headmaster who coudln't possibly be flirting with him... right? Warnings: SLASH, MATURE, VIOLENCE, AU, ADHP. No underage relationships.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 89,316 - Reviews: 1068 - Favs: 2,074 - Follows: 2,428 - Updated: 12/9/2011 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Harry P., Albus D.
Through The Veil by Leelu's skittles reviews
Harry jumped after Sirius and now...and now...Harry really, really wishes he hadn't. Stupid Sirius and his stupid delusions.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,737 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010
Witticisms by Sarruby reviews
Alex is sarcastic. A collection of drabbles.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/11/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Alex R./Cub
Accidental Companions by Windschild8178 reviews
Guruko, 1 of Kakashi's dogs, ends up staying with Naruto because of an injury. However, along the way he discovers it's Naruto who really needs the help. But what can a dog do? Keywords: Neglect.Rape.SlightEatingDisorder.Cutting.Hurt.Friendship.Dark.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 156,322 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 2,993 - Follows: 2,958 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Naruto U., Dark Naruto/Yami Naruto
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Those Guys We Forgot About? by Doppler Effect reviews
After a review of what happened after the unpublished chapter about RTI in Stormbreaker, Alex is called back to Breacon Beacons to the despair of the K-Unit. Due to a request for a new teacher on terrorist organizations, MI6 sends their specialist in.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,584 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Alex R./Cub - Complete
Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews
L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,588 - Follows: 1,460 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete
Xerosis by Batsutousai reviews
Harry's world ends at the hands of those he'd once fought to save. An adult-Harry goes back to his younger self fic. Semi-super!Harry, Voldemort/Harry, SLASH-for the idiots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 145,018 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 5,271 - Follows: 2,526 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - [Harry P., Voldemort] Hermione G., Barty C. Jr. - Complete
Saying No by Bobmin356 reviews
Post OOTP, Harry is fed up and won't take it anymore. Dumbledore's worst nightmare!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 122,301 - Reviews: 1401 - Favs: 3,760 - Follows: 1,368 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Time Warp by Kittenn1011 reviews
Harry Potter wakes up one morning in the body of his ten-year-old self. This time around, he declares, no way anyone's going to die! -And it's gonna be totally awesome- "People shouldn't meddle with time, Potter." Little did they know...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 116,434 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 2,128 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Crazy by GreenandPurpleMonkeys reviews
It was official. Sirius thought. The stress had finally gotten to his godson, he'd gone crazy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,999 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Harry P., Ron W.
You cry? by TalksToMirrors reviews
When the Room of Requirement decides to play a trick on two students, locking them in together with no means to escape, how will they cope with each other s precence? Oneshot, M/M... sorry guys, no lemon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,640 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Of Hunters and Agents by night flame miko reviews
When Tony, Gibbs and Dean are trapped in an underground survival course by a copy-cat serial killer, what will they do to survive? Will two Agents work with a wanted murderer in order to escape? And is everything as it seems?
Crossover - NCIS & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,600 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 821 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Tony D.
Of Childhood Traumas and Fire Extinguishers by DreamingALife reviews
Wolf tells K-Unit a story from when he was younger. Alex realises it sounds familiar.
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,257 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 48 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Do You Believe in Magic? by Aria Stargazer reviews
Harry Potter wishes himself away and happens to land in Middle-Earth. A place he can start anew—the only catch being if he can survive another war, this time on a much grander scale. Slash Legolas/Harry. Please Review and NO FLAMES. NOW EDITED!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,830 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 545 - Follows: 873 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/18/2008 - Harry P.
Who I Am by TwinTrouble reviews
Naruto has been keeping dangerous secrets for years. A long-forgotten dream that just won’t die, an ally he shouldn’t know and a friend no one thought he had are what keep him going. Graduating is the least of his problems…
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 113,164 - Reviews: 2167 - Favs: 3,863 - Follows: 3,726 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
The Start of a Beautiful Friendship by ObsessivelyOdd reviews
Alex could be crying because his uncle's just died. Or he could be crying because his entire life has just fallen apart. He didn't expect to be found by a soldier of the unit who hates him. One-shot. Rated for language.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,112 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 42 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox - Complete
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Cannon to Epilogue, then not so much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 556 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Skin Deep by Monster Mads reviews
When Wolf takes a walk at three A.M. on a Tuesday night, the last person he expects to stumble upon is Alex - especially when the kid's drunk out of his mind. No pairings.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 58 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Wolf - Complete
Darkly Dreaming Harry by Lineape reviews
Five minutes pass before the neighbors decide to call triple nine; another ten before the fire-engine arrives. The Dursleys were dead long before that. Psychopath!Intelligent!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,801 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 1,602 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Harry P.
Genius Does What It Must by smrt1 reviews
Growing up, Harry Potter became a smartass. Now he's starting Hogwarts, with trusty sidekick Millicent Bulstrode, a question for everything, and a cheerfully sarcastic demeanor that makes everyone want to smack him.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,086 - Reviews: 348 - Favs: 1,097 - Follows: 1,269 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1513 - Favs: 3,454 - Follows: 3,723 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Never Play Truth or Dare in the SAS by Fearlee reviews
Eagle is bored, so K-unit and Cub decide to play Truth or Dare. Sort of related to 'Never Play Pranks in the SAS'
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Alex R./Cub, Ben D./Fox
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5835 - Favs: 9,000 - Follows: 3,405 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10299 - Favs: 12,629 - Follows: 5,178 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Creators by Batsutousai reviews
When their Creators return, their world shall be remade.' Four children hold the fate of the Wizarding World in their un-tried hands. FOUNDERS FIC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,949 - Reviews: 629 - Favs: 1,234 - Follows: 1,358 - Updated: 12/9/2009 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Salazar S.
So I Just Smile by Chada reviews
He looked at Naruto and saw the blonde-haired boy stand up as he wiped away any evidence of tears and tried to toughen himself up to block out the ridicule that he seemed to expect Iruka to lob his way. So Iruka decided to prove him wrong. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
A Prisoners Silence by Windschild8178 reviews
Modern Konoha: The Soccer team rookie 12 soon find out that Naruto is far more than the loud loser he appears to be. Naruto starts to panic as they get closer to his secret. As the group searches through the past Naruto fights to protect the present.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 118,728 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 832 - Follows: 810 - Updated: 11/12/2009 - Published: 9/25/2008 - Naruto U.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 5,047 - Follows: 939 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Nemesis by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
After the DoM fiasco, Harry’s friends abandon him. Goddess Nemesis appears and poses the question: if you have nothing left to fight for, why fight? Harry vanishes, leaving a big ol’ mess back in wizarding Britain. Bet they're sorry now. Rewritten. AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,397 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 691 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Harry P.
Searching for Disaster by Shadow Rebirth reviews
ABANDONED. Owls, cauldrons, and pointed hats? Harry Potter was not amused. And he still wasn't entirely sure that his human trafficking theory had been wrong. Warning! Features a very cynical Harry. [AU, no pairings.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 40,849 - Reviews: 1010 - Favs: 2,452 - Follows: 2,740 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P.
Just Too Loud by night flame miko reviews
One-shot. What if there was a reason Naruto was so loud?...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Things We're Blind To by CunningMascara reviews
Year 10 is going to be a long one, for sure. Being rewritten, pending deletion and new name.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,299 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 2/18/2009 - Published: 8/5/2008
One Summer Day by dimestoredramatic reviews
Harry bashes Hermione's favourite muggle band and a heated discussion commences. Ron is lost and contributes little to the conversation.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,604 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Too Late to Correct Your Mistake by Corwalch reviews
This is my take on the highly cliched Harry has a twin who is mistakenly declared the BWL and Harry subsequently is ignored by his parents until the truth comes out. Right now this is a one shot though that may change. Rated T just to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,427 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 2,345 - Follows: 878 - Published: 8/16/2008 - Harry P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Prank Lord Potter by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Harry was dumb enough to swear a magical oath to replace Voldemort as Dark Lord. Thus, Veridans Lucis, Dark Lord of Chaos, is born. WIP Part 2 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,027 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,024 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Harry P.
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 5347 - Favs: 9,763 - Follows: 2,932 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Interpretations of Fate by Sil'vinya reviews
This is wrong, only one soul was to be taken, not both. The balance has been thrown into disarray. You can go back to make things right.The choice has been made, a new game begins. Harry's soul is sent back after fate decides to roll the dice again.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 57,684 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 12/30/2005
In Perpetua by amitai reviews
MARY SUE PARODY. Jessica Emerald LumleyPartington is a very special girl. And poor, poor Alex Rider is about to find out just how special she is. ON TEMPORARY HIATUS
Alex Rider - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 12/13/2007 - Published: 10/26/2007
I didn't steal them! I liberated them! by lunakatrina reviews
"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,519 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 178 - Published: 7/17/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dead Embarrassing by amitai reviews
For the people who wanted to see Alex sit through The Talk. Alex and Wolf are about to be executed, and Wolf, being quite nervous, starts on a rather embarrassing subject. Enjoy! COMPLETE
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,472 - Reviews: 299 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 92 - Published: 3/29/2007 - Complete
Flames of Betrayal by marietsy2 reviews
Harry was sent to Azkaban and was later found to be innocent. With the help of Ron, he will find out who his true friends are. Will he forgive those who betrayed him? Will he be able to let the world know what kind of man Dumbledore really is? Who
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 200,869 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 1,659 - Updated: 3/23/2007 - Published: 1/9/2006 - Harry P., Ron W.
So Sue Me by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2201 - Favs: 3,532 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
Make A Wish by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry has learned the prophesy and he does not believe that a schoolboy can defeat Voldemort, so he decides that if he is going to die then he is first going to live.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 187,589 - Reviews: 9674 - Favs: 12,548 - Follows: 3,605 - Updated: 6/17/2006 - Published: 3/23/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
It Always Happens Under the Mistletoe by His Spectacles reviews
Ginny finally kisses Harry under the mistletoe! She’s ecstatic. Until Draco Malfoy intrudes and shows her the proper way to kiss Harry. My belatedChristmas 05 fic! HD SLASH
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 619 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 285 - Published: 12/29/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
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Entropy reviews
Alex Rider makes a friend of the strange, sarcastic Harry Potter on his plane trip to America. He just never expects to see him again. But in a twist of fate, it turns out that he is headed exactly where he is: the top secret government meeting that proposes the crazy idea of a seven man team dedicated to taking down dark lords and annoying crime syndicates. Yeah. Chaos, anyone?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,278 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 7/18/2013 - Published: 6/21/2013
Crisis Alert reviews
We all have predicaments, but the Gryffindors have more than most. They try to keep them hidden from the rest of the school, of course, but every once in a while something will leak out... They juggle trying to keep their House secrets and their personal lives intact and apart, but it's getting harder and harder for them to do so... Slytherin!Harry, Smart!Ron, and Scary!Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,804 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Harry P., Ron W.