Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Alex Rider.
I am so a guy! Just putting that there! My gender is indeed recognizable in person, though not over the internet... Oh, angst!
Hmmm... I have green hair! :D And nine pets! Here, let me name them for you, even though you probably don't care, like, at all! X)
Parakeet: Linoleum, Rubber, Paper, and Plastic.
Cats: Voldemort, Geosynchronous, and Hannibal
Dogs: Meridian and Lola
Aren't you so much happier, knowing all of that information? No? Oh, okay...
If the enemy is in range, so are you.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky, and I thought to myself 'where the heck is my ceiling?'
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to push down stairs.
I'm not insensitive, I just don't care.
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
I'm not so good with advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
If ya can't beat 'em, join 'em.
It's not cheating, it's taking advantage of your resources.
Why be patient when you don't have to be?
Sometimes it will get worse before it gets better. And sometimes it gets worse and then gets even more horrible.
How well you know someone directly relates to how well you can manipulate them.
Chocolate. Where is my chocolate?
What, exactly, is your Zombie Apocalypse Survival Plan?
It's all subtle mind control. (Sort of sarcastic)
What's the use of being awesome if there's nobody there to be awesome for? ... That sounded really emo.
I think our birds are on crack.
That snowman makes me think of terrible things.
I'm sorry, you must have mistaken my silence for uncertainty. I was just shocked at your stupidity, that's all. (Someone had just honestly asked her if she knew someone who could sell them weed. Haha, this moment was so funny!)
Fine then, we'll be stylish mobsters on our own!
Let me tell you why you're wrong...
Your childish insecurities and outlandish fears are enough to make me laugh.
Oh my GOD, I've told you, I didn't try to POISON Santa Claus, I tried to give him a heart attack! My word!
No, don't poke it! Good God, man!
(And those are just a few direct quotes from the a couple of people in my life! I seriously needed to write them down somewhere... I am totally going to write some stories, and work those in there, somewhere!)
In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:
On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
Does anybody out there need anybody to talk to? Because I do! Who wants to be friendzies? :D Message me, yo!
My best friend made me sign up on some site called Wattpad, and I am now on there under the username of ShamrockMagic! If you have an account, please message me! Then I won't be awkwardly alone, haha! Also, my friend's username is Kaskamak, so if you would like to check her out as well, there ya go! :)
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