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Joined 08-02-11, id: 3124393, Profile Updated: 08-13-13
Author has written 6 stories for Pokémon, Oliver & Company, Digimon, My Little Pony, Minecraft, and Halo.


Oliver & Company:

New Understanding: After Dodger tells the group to split into teams of 2, Oliver and Rita are paired up. When they accidently get lost when trying to find shelter after a storm hits, a strong wind sends a glass shard into the air. Oliver saves Rita from the glass missile, but he gets a terrible laceration across his back. Now Rita has to nurse Oliver back to health, find shelter from the storm, and find a way back home. Boundaries will vanish and the two will soon gain a new understanding of each other.

Stories In-Progress


Friendship and Love Run Deep: Follow Zane, a Zoroark Pokemorph, as he goes from being a philosophical Zorua to an easily embarrassed and shy University student. What'll happen when he winds up sharing a home with his old friend Nina and 4 other girls who don't know the meaning of "personal space"? Hopefully the training and guidance of Sawyer, A Sawsbuck who is his beloved uncle and current guardian, along with the love and friendship of his friends: Xander, a laidback Luxray, Nina, a determined yet carefree Ninetales, Brandon, a powehouse and "big brother" in the shape of a Floatzel, Maria, a fast and agile yet emotional Mightyena, and Flora, a caring and fragile Flygon, will be able to help him survive the out of control rollercoaster he calls his life.

Halo/Pokemon Crossover:

Halo: New Journey: After drifting in space for almost a year, Master Chief is soon located by the Arbiter, but something goes wrong with the small rescue ship and now they have no choice but to crash land on the unknown planet below them. When Team Galactic discovers the crash site, they try to take Master Chief and Arbiter prisoner, but both of them are quickly saved by a young Pokemon explorer named Nolan Charleston. Now the trainer must protect the soldier and the warrior until he can find a way to get them off the planet before Team Galactic decides to retaliate and destroy everything in order to find the Sangheili and Spartan.


The Lost Warrior: After waking up in Shinjuku Park, an AssassinRenamon wakes up with only the memory that he was once human and that he is in what he thought was a cartoon he used to watch. Hopefully, he can survive getting chased by the Tamers and somehow convince them he is friendly. But this Digimon harbors a past filled with blood, guns, and death, and that past just might catch back up to him. New friends will be made, new enemies will be made, and Hatch Striker, the only known AssassinRenamon, will have to rely on his wits to keep himself alive.

My Little Pony:

Hunter of the Passion: His name is Revenant Hunter, an Alicorn that was once destined to be royalty, but he instead became an explorer, running away from home and Canterlot in the process. He was determined to visit the best known locations, trying to keep his distance from Princess Celestia when she tries to look for him to convince the young colt to come back home. A few years later, he now lives outside of Ponyville in a two-story home with his pegasus daughter Passion Spirit. They both harbor a terrible and painful secret that nopony has ever known. They are determined to keep their pasts hidden from prying eyes. That is, until they met the Mane 6.

Story Ideas:

My Little Pony/Fallout 3 crossover:

Guard Dog: It was supposed to have been a simple teleportation experiment for Twilight. All she needed to do was see if a little science and magic would allow her to teleport herself, her friends, and a few supplies over a long distance. Instead, it lead to disaster. Now they find themselves in the ruins of Washington D.C., being chased by murderous, irradiated freaks called Super Mutants, only to be saved by a stranger calling himself Down Range, who was on his way to his hidden sniper's nest located in an office building next to Galaxy News Radio. Can they get back to their home? Can Down Range keep the innocent ponies from losing their virtues in the Capital Wasteland? And what will happen when the sweet little ponies meet the Voice in the darkness?

Ghost Rider:

We're the Angels of Life: Zatharos isn't the only angel in our world. That is exactly what Aiden Lee found out when he came in contact with Saint Raphael the Archangel in his dreams. At first, he thought it was just that, a dream. But when he learns about a paramilitary group that is moving through the Rocky Mountains, the angel within him begins to manifest and give him powers. Not only that, but he feels as though someone is following him, just outside his field of vision. He needs to learn how to control his powers and find out what it is that Saint Raphael is trying to tell him.

My Little Pony/World of Tanks crossover:

Ponies of Tanks: It was supposed to be just another day of doing gladiatorial battles in tanks, but near the end of a match, six tanks and their crews are somehow dragged into a world of ponies and friendship. Tanks and ponies just don't seem to mix in an existence devoted to love and tolerance. But unknown to them all, The Nightmare is making its return, and it will do anything to take the throne.

World of Tanks:

AFK: Why is so hard to simply enjoy a nice round of World of Tanks without something happening? This was Leo Knight's last thought before a white flash and the sense of falling knocked him out. Now he wakes up with a group of men looking down at him. Is that Sgt. Bunyon? that Cpl. Puddephat? THAT A TANK?!

Our Finest Hour: I have grown tired of these 'games'. They think they can use us like little playthings, use us to amuse their investors and those rabid mongrels that pose as fans of our battles. We are the modern gladiators, fighting with lions of steel and arrows of fire. But like the Roman Empire, Wargaming Incorporated will fall. We are the gladiators of the Goliath Clan, conquerors of over half of the battle arenas in Europe. We are also the trustful allies of the Lucky 7's and the Pandemonium Clan who we have split the claims of our lands with. My team numbers in the 80s, my crews ever loyal to me. But this never ending battle of tank vs. tank must stop! I have grown sick and weary of watching my brothers die, all for the sake of entertainment. But it is about time the creations betray their master. We have these tanks, these supplies, and these piles of gold and silver. We may be in the modern world, but we have fallen into the Dark Ages. We must fight for our freedom! And I will lead us all into our finest our.


Collecting the Whole Set: I am but one of many others, scrapped. A failure because I had 'free will' as those scientists called it. I was once Elwood Bergson, a known weapons designer, despite being only 23. I didn't really care for it all. Especially for that stupid ADAM that people were throwing their money away for just so that they could be slimmer or attract girls. Bullshit if you ask me. I thought Rapture would've been a good place to stay in seclusion, but nooooo, I attract the attention of Andrew Ryan, likely the person I would rather throw out the window into the ocean instead of being in the same district. He simply asks if I could help him with some project involving a creation called 'Big Daddy', I tell him where he can go shove it, and now I find myself a glorified Big Daddy, part of the Alpha Series apparently. I was now known as 'Subject Epsilon', a secondary prototype after Subject Delta, the first real Big Daddy to bond with a Little Sister. I was nicknamed 'Grand Daddy', because the other Alpha Series were supposedly my 'children' or whatever the hell they claimed. The other Big Daddies actually LISTENED to me like a frickin' Little Sister wanting to play! I wasn't the first Grand Daddy either. I was placed beside the other Alpha Series, who also seemed to be sentient like me. I was usually beside Subject Iota, Subject Theta, and Subject Phi.

I am now awake from a coma in a rundown hospital, alone, with only my drill and suit that I've been placed in. I can't stand the pain, the thoughts of rescuing the others that were the closest to family that I've ever had. I must find the others, and we must get to the surface and let the ocean take back this accursed place of nothing but bloodshed and insanity. I keep hearing someone named 'Holloway' over the PA system. Maybe it would be best to take her too, I don't want to leave such a sweet lady in this hellhole. After all, my pappy taught me better before someone bashed his brains in with a wrench because he had a case of ADAM on him. I want to wake up from this fucking nightmare, but only arousing the others from their sleep, rescuing the rest of the Little Sisters, and retrieving any survivors will save our souls from the cold and unforgiving hands that is Rapture. May God have mercy on whoever tries to get in my way.

Polar Express:

A New Engineer: What can I say? That I was an 18 year old young man that didn't believe in Santa Claus? Of course it was all I could say, because, sure, I didn't believe in all the Santa Claus-being-real stuff, but I could believe in the Christmas spirit that everyone carries. It would seem that that was the reason why they came to me. The two Engineers and the Conductor. I could never tell if it was just dreams, but ever since last Christmas, I've dreamt of seeing a large black locomotive pulling behind it beautifully painted passenger cars through the Arctic snow on a moonlit night. But on Christmas Eve of the next year, I'm awoken by hissing steam, bright lights, and the musical sound of steel wheels clinking and clanking together. They're here for me now. I' become the new engineer of the Polar Express. I can control the locomotive's powers and shape the train how I see fit. When you meet me on the streets, I'm Mason Jackson, but on the Polar me 'Jack'.

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy:

Across the Plains: When Double D's favorite cousin, Grigori Zolnerowich, a Russian speaking man of age 25, comes by for a visit, he announces that he will be taking his favorite cousin Double D and his two friends, Eddy and Ed, on a road trip across the country. He promises sights that not even a great painter can put on a canvas. Grigori even invites Nazz and Kevin along, since they both also seem interested in the idea. Grigori will also bring his best friend, Alexzandera Aldwin, a girl of 23, and his German Shepherd, Razor. How long will it take until the Eds have successfully spread their mayhem across the plains? My guess: in the next 15 miles.

My Little Pony:

Watching Over Them: When Twilight Sparkle attempts to demonstrate a long distance teleportation spell with her best friends and the two Princesses spectating, something goes wrong and they are all teleported to planet Earth. Specifically, Glendive, Montana. Even more specifically, into the home of 19 year old Chase Cruz, a recent high school graduate and major Brony. Now he has to keep an eye on the ponies until they find a way back. The only problem is that his parents and younger brother will be back in two weeks from a trip to Minneapolis and his older brother will be back home from working on the rigs in only a couple of days. Unless his older brother can keep a secret, then things are definitely going to get FUBAR really fast for Chase, the Mane 6, and the Princesses.

The Beat of a Heart: Beat Mix was supposed to be the next big thing, the next main event, but now, she feels like nothing. No home, no money, no nothing. All because she was sued by a rich bastard who went to the nightclub she was performing at and got his eardrums blown out by her music, despite her warnings to stay clear of the speakers. He made it his destiny to ruin her life, and now, he has succeeded and then some. Cold, malnourished, sick, homeless, Beat Mix just wants to die on the streets of Canterlot. But during a terrible storm, in a moment of final weakness, she is finally given a view of the light in the darkness. Now, she wants everything back, and she WILL strive to get it all back. And no one will stop her. And perhaps a little help from local hotshot DJ-Pon3 wouldn't be too bad either.

Modern Wafare 3:

Chasing a Poltergeist: They only went by the codename 'The Paranormal', because nobody knew who they were, nobody could catch them, and when someone got close, they only seemed to disappear at the last minute. They followed behind the path of destruction left by any military, picking up the pieces and the leftovers. Guns, ammunition, body armor, vehicles, equipment, even wounded personal. If they could get their hands on it, they would use it. They would say "It's amazing how many UGV's the military leaves behind instead of fixing it.". The Paranormal were loyal to no one, but only attacked those that were enemies to them. They were there when New York was attacked by the Russians, they were on board the Ilyushin Il-96-300PU, codename Command Point, when the Russian President Boris Vorshevsky was kidnapped, they were there during the gas bombing of London, they navigated the sandstorm in Bosaso, Somalia in order to aid Task Force 141, they were the ones to defend Delta Squad as they made their stand at the mine in Eastern Siberia, and they were even the ones to help Captain Price and Yuri as they made their way through the Hotel Oasis to kill Makarov. They are the shadow you see in the corner of your eye, they are that dead body you thought you saw moving, they are that one bullet that saves your life, they are the second gunman on the grassy knoll, they are The Paranormal. And they will make sure the job gets done. You can only hope that they are your guardian angel, and not your grim reaper.

Get in the Game!: Jack 'Jackie' Dusan simply wanted to play Modern Warfare 3 in order to blow off some steam, chat with friends, and maybe beat some noobs at their own noob tubin' game. But when a lightning bolt strikes Infinity Ward HQ and hits the servers, Jackie and some of his friends are yanked into the game itself! Now they are stuck in the game, with 5 other players, with no idea of what to do. Only with the clothes on their backs and the equipment their soldiers were using, they must try to find a way back out of the game.


They're Looking for Us: A young 1982 GMC Caballero by the name of Keith Messiah lived a pretty normal life in a pretty normal neighborhood. That is, until he got into a fight with an aggressive Corvette named Jason. Now, Jason wants to do nothing else but get rid of Keith. The Caballero is now on the run from Jason and his goons. At least Jackie, a female 2010 Dodge Charger, Lloyd, a male 2000 GMC Sierra with dual rear wheels, old-timer Darl, a 1964 Jeep Wagoneer, and finally, Coty, a rare Local Motors Rally Fighter, have his back. He will run, and they will run with him. Soon, the trip and chase take him to the well known town of Radiator Springs. Maybe they can help the group of misfits get away from the insane Corvette named Jason.

Saints Row: The Third:

My New Life With The Saints: He was young, almost too innocent to join the Third Street Saints, but they let him join anyway on the account that he was Johnny Gat's nephew. He was quiet and timid to the point that he wouldn't even go into rooms with more than a few people, but he made it up by being the best shot with a high powered rifle and pistol that they had ever seen. His parents were killed by ex-Ronins and the experience had left him somewhat traumatized and gave him bad trust issues. The way Pierce and Shaundi see it, The Boss let this kid join out of pity more than anything else. He didn't even tell them his name, but after writing it down, they find out he goes by Jax. Now that the army and a few smaller gangs had joined together to try to eliminate the Saints, The Boss is gonna need all of the help he can get.

This kid may be good with a gun, but will he use it?


The Renegades: A somewhat normal family in the town of Glendive, Montana are in for a suprise of their lives when an Allspark fragment, that broke off from the original Allspark and was previously floating in space, crash lands on their street and explodes, bringing electronics and vehicles to life, including: a 2004 Harley Davidson Sportster named Road Runner, a 1982 GMC Caballero named Longshot, a 1981 Dodge Ram named Silver Claw, a 2006 Honda ATV named Long Arm, and even a Barnes and Noble Nook Color named Razor. Can the Whitmans survive being involved in the Transformer's conspiracy? Hopefully the assistance from the thought-to-be-dead Autobot Hot Shot, along with some new friends who may come along the journey, can help them survive a massive road trip all the way from Eastern Montana, through the Rocky Mountains, around the large forests of Oregon, across the dry deserts of Nevada, avoiding the obsessed UFO conspiracy theorists around Las Vegas, surviving the almost impossible heat and dryness of Death Valley, navigating the bustling highways of California, fighting off Decepticons on the historic path of Route 66, meeting a group of neutral Transformers in Baja California during the Baja 1000, and stealing an oil tanker and sailing the Pacific Ocean to Diego Garcia. The journey will be long and excruciating for the group, lets hope they don't kill each other before they get to Autobot base.

Actions, Not Words: The Autobots didn't know what to do about their two new allies. They had all thought that Kup had died sometime during the war, another victim of the endless fighting. But the human and canine companion that he cares for are another thing. The dog is not really anything new, but the human is something else. He's a mute, unable to make any form of vocal sound. But those scars on his neck show that he wasn't born mute. And that him becoming mute wasn't an accident either. What are his secrets? What is he running from? None of them are sure, and Kup won't talk about it, saying that they are not his secrets to share. The young man is distant, preferring to be alone than be in the presence of others. Could it be true that actions speak louder than words?

Death Race:

Same Race, Different Drivers: Even after the death of Warden Hennessey and the closure of Terminal Island Penitentiary, the spirit of Death Race will never die, it will just evolve. After being framed for a double homicide, ex-street racer and ex-car theif 17 year old Mark Lawson and his 15 year old brother and ex-mechanic Lucas Lawson are arrested and transferred to Phoenix Island Penitentiary, the new home of Death Race. After enduring the torment of Phoenix Island's prisoners, Mark and Lucas are soon placed under protection by former Terminal Island prisoner and and lead pit crew mechanic Coach and former Terminal Island prisoner and ex-Death Racer 14K. Soon, though, their records catch up to them and gain the attention of the island's warden, who is looking for new talent for the next Death Race. With the promise of freedom after winning 5 races for the Lawson brothers, along with anyone who is on their pit crew, Mark and Lucas will try to survive the 8 round race and win their freedom. With Coach and 14K being their respective crew chiefs, the brothers will have to bend their own morals just to survive the other drivers of Death Race. As long as they both win a combined amount of 5 races, they will finally see the sunlight again. But will the warden, or the racers, make it that easy for them?

Ed, Edd, n' Eddy/Pokemon Crossover:

The Eds and The Legends: After a fight breaks out between Dialga and Palkia, their combined attacks create a portal that leads to The Eds' dimension. The resulting aftershocks soon suck The Eds and the neighborhood kids into the Hall of Origin during one of the Legends' Meetings. With both Dialga and Palkia weakened after their argument, the kids of the cul-de-sac are now stuck in the Pokemon world until the Legends of Time and Space fully recover. What resulting chaos will ensue when you have great and powerful Legends and a bunch of kids in the same room? We can only hope The Eds don't drive Arceus to destroy the world.


Red vs Blue: Release: He didn't want anything to do with Project Freelancer. He didn't want to do their missions, do their simulations, or do the killing for them. He thought he could trust Agent Texas and Agent Washington, but they betrayed him in the end. Now he has no one. Now he could only trust his two AI's and himself. Well, he could trust his own team, that he knew without a doubt, but...well, the Alpha team that Washington was a part of never liked competition when it came to the leaderboards. With only an old and non-standard issue Webley Mk IV Revolver, a combat knife, his armor, and a stolen Warthog, he runs from Freelancer and only hopes that they never find him. He soon finds an outpost called Valhalla. He's heard many things from this particular band of Red and Blue soldiers. Maybe they can help him. His name is Agent Montana, and with Eta and Mu watching over him, he may just survive being AWOL. And maybe, just maybe, he'll find his missing team members. Only then, will he be released from the grip hate has on him.

Left Behind: They always say that a Spartan never dies, that they are only Missing In Action. I guess I can agree with that when they are talking about a Spartan that was lost in combat, but what about a Spartan that was left behind? What do they say for a Spartan that was simply left behind? I don't think I will ever know. But maybe the fellow Spartan I found would know. What he carried with him marked him as SPARTAN-B312, or 'Noble Six'. I've never heard of such a Spartan before. His files carry so much black ink on them. At least I've found a fellow Spartan, because it's so lonely where I'm at. But the Elite I've found has kept me company, since he's just as lost as I am. Maybe all three of us can strive to survive until we find some help. Besides, help would be good, since Noble Six doesn't look so good. I am Dillon (Andromeda)-101. My rank never mattered anyway, since I don't quite remember what it was. A blow to the head tends to do that to you. We were all left behind, but we at least have each other. Brothers. These two are my brothers, and I'll protect like a real brother should.

Cats & Dogs/The Lion King crossover:

Lost, But Not Alone: When a cargo plane carrying a group of military trained dogs and D.O.G. field agents, that were gathered from different law enforcement and anti-terrorist organizations, called XC Company goes down over Africa, they become seperated from each other and a Blue Heeler named Max, a German Shepard named Delilah, and a large Gray wolf named Kliment are rescued by the rulers of the Pride Lands. Can the group reunite before something bad happens to themselves and their comrades? Only with the help from Simba and his pride can they survive in unknown territory.
(I got the idea from a dream I had when I got done reading Lion King: Of Lions and Dogs by Fan Boy 101. Some of the credit goes to those who deserve it. Even if the story looks like it is highly improbable, just try and go with it, since animals portrayed in those kind of movies are shown to be very intelligent. I will also loosely base the wolf off of Viktor Reznov from Black Ops. He will act a little differently, but try to imagine Kliment the Gray Wolf having Viktor Reznov's accent and voice.)


I am currently looking for vehicle designs and models for my Transformers story. I plan on introducing over 15 different transformers into the story. If you have any vehicle ideas, I'm all ears. That includes: cars, trucks, motorcycles, tanks, trains, and aircraft. There will also be triple changers.

These are the Transformers:

Wreckage: Trophy Truck
Landmine: Sand Rail
Trigger: Baja Bug
Sparkplug: Willys Jeep
Overhaul: Humvee
Top Gear: 2010 Pagani Zonda R
Sky Lynx: modified Space Shuttle with under-sling cargo pod (design is similar to a Boeing Sonic Cruiser)
Astrotrain: modified Union Pacific Big Boy 4-8-8-4
Runamuck: 1990 Pontiac Firebird
Runabout: 2013 Lotus Esprit
Warpath: modified M1A2 Abrams
Wreck-Gar: modified Cybertronian 'junk' Sports Bike (similar to Yamaha VMAX)
Trypticon: Bagger 288
Mindwipe: Cybertronian Bat
War Head: modified Russian T-80
Brainstorm: Fairchild Republic A-10 Thunderbolt II
Crosshairs: modified racing Dune Buggy
Fastlane: large Dragster (Top Fuel class-style)
Cloudraker: Mikoyan-Gurevich MiG-23
Oval: 2004 Saleen S7
Wreckage: modified Israeli M3 Half-track (has a short-barreled 155mm G5 howitzer mounted on it)
Knock Out: Pindad APS-3 "Anoa"
Cluster Bomb: Hughes H-4 Hercules (weaponized and militarized prototype)
Afterburner: Antonov An-225 (No relation to the G1 character. In fact, they are 2 different people.)

That's how far I've gotten in the last couple of months. If you think you have better vehicle form ideas, I'm open to suggestions. Spread the word and PM me if you have any ideas.

OC Biographies and Information:

The Lost Warrior:

Hatch Striker (AssassinRenamon):

Name: AssassinRenamon AKA Hatch Striker
Gender: Male
Age: 21
Species: Former Human, now AssassinRenamon(sub-species of Renamon)
Build and skin: Athletic; slightly tanned with burn marks on the hands
Eye color: Hazel
Hair: Medium length, curly, brown
Attire: usually wears dark blue jeans, tan combat boots, a Stars and Straps belt, random T-shirt, a gray zip-up, fur lined hoodie, black baseball cap with an orange Harley-Davidson Motorcycles logo on the front
- .45 Colt M1911 with a black finish, ivory grip with a bald eagle on it, and gold patterns on it
- black .408 CheyTac Intervention with a silver scope
- adrenaline shot
- black, fingerless gloves with metallic mesh in the knuckles
Build: Athletic
Eye color: Hazel
Fur color: fur is mostly silver with black on the underbelly, tips of the ears and tail, on the forearms, and on the lower half of his legs, lacks all Renamon markings
Attire: White cowl with a large hood and a cape that drapes down the side, black utility belt with dozens of pouches, a pair of plain black, elbow length gloves coverd by a pair of metal, fur lined, black and silver vambraces
- Nine shot .44 cartridge and one shot 16 gauge LeMat Revolver with a black finish and ivory
handle with a maroon crescent moon
- Reproduction .700 Nitro Express, double barrel rifle with manually cocked hammers, a black finish,
silver metal on the actions, and images of kitsunes on it
- black bladed Bowie knife with a black and silver handle and silver sheath
- deep silver colored, cylindrical, WWII era lanter with a shutter opening, and small lever to open
it, maroon crescent moon on shutter, and a clip to hook it onto a belt
- a Kusarigama with a black chain, black 5 pound weighted ball on one end, a black handled and silver bladed scythe on the other

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even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bastard.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bastard.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bastard.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my dick.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I like marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST be hairy, smell bad, and think everyone else sucks. (Added that one myself XP)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I'm Sorry

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you
I'm sorry
That I was raised with respect and not to sleep with you when you were drunk
I'm sorry
That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants
I'm sorry
that I open your car door and pull out your chair like I was raised
I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy"
I'm sorry
That I am actually nice and not a jerk
I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things
I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club
I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy.
I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date
I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy
I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend
I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around
I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work
I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.
I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this but you just don't fucking care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore
I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am
I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world.
I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...
I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.
I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.
I'm sorry
That I cared
I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Ladies/ always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things'

If you are a person who values the QUALITY of your freinds over the QUANTITY of them, copy and paste to your profile.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life
Boy: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.


It's the same story everyday: A girl in dark colors gets off the worst bus you can imagine, you know, the one with all the dumber-than-dirt country kids who are swearing every five words, listening to a punk rock/gothic rock/heavy metal/or any other dark music. She shuts off the cd player/MP3/ipod and walks into the school. You and your friends are standing inside because you're too wussy to stand outside in LATE MAY in you pretty new Capri pants and new Hollister t-shirt.

You point at her and whisper to your friends about how out-of-touch she is because she's dressed in a baggy hooded sweatshirt and frayed old jeans and she's maintaining a 3.785-4.0 GPA on a 4.0 scale while you're boardline failing. You loudly insult her and talk to her in an obnoxious voice. She just keeps her head down and shuffles right by.

You laugh loudly and say, "How could you have gotten that one wrong? Even a fifth grader knows that!" when she answers a question wrong in class. You and friends push her around in the hallways and trip her in the stairwells. You think she should start drooling over the boys at school and should wear the same clothes you do.

And yet, no matter what you do, she doesn't say anything.

Isn't it hilarious that she can be quiet all week, but still have to put up with more shit than the whore giving out free blowjobs on the bus? ISN'T IT FUNNY that you don't mind fucking a random guy every night, but you go around ripping on her just because she studies in the library every night? Isn't it just bloody fucking hilarious that she needs to sign a pass to the bathroom just to run into an empty classroom to cry at least once a week?

Are you laughing yet?



This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyones nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it.

That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head.

If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list.
Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, demon-in-training, NRZWolf 13, Nigella00, Chubs34, Black Tribal

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds can

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

I Have A Few Questions . . .
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Do stairs go up or down?
Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?
When French people swear do they say “Pardon my English?”
Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup?
Why do they put Braille on the drive through bank machines?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
If a person with Multiple Personality Disorder threatens to kill themselves, is it considered a hostage situation?
(My own add-ons)
If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches?
Why do alarm clocks "go off" when they start to make noise?
Instead of "All things in moderation", shouldn't it be "Some things in moderation"?
Why do you yell "Heads up!" when you should be yelling "Heads down!"?
Why is it so hard to remember how to spell "mnemonic"?
Why is it called quicksand when it sucks you down very, very slowly?
Why is it called the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why are they called marbles if they're made out of glass?
If everyone lost five pounds at the same time, would it throw the Earth out of it's orbit?
What color hair do bald men put on their driver's license?
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?
If practice makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, then why practice?
How do you throw away a garbage can?
Why do we put our suits in a garment bag and our garments in a suitcase?
When two airplanes almost collide, why is it a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be a "near hit"?
How can something be both "new" and "improved"?
Why do we shut up, but quiet down?
How did the "Keep Off of the Grass" sign get there in the first place?

Funny Bumper Stickers

I'm still hot. It just come in flashes.

My other vehicle is in orbit.

Remember: It's pillage first, then burn.

It's my cat's world. I'm just here to open cans.

Just keep staring - I may do a trick.

Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.

Coffee makes it possible to get out of bed; chocolate makes it worth it.

My dog is smarter than your honor student.


If all else fails, stop using all else.

Don't drink and derive, alcohol and calculus don't mix.

What would Scooby do?

Bottomless pit of wants and needs.

I'm so old that "getting lucky" means finding my car in the parking lot.

Buckle up - it makes it harder for the aliens to snatch you from your car.

A PBS mind trapped in an MTV world.

Welcome to Middle Earth. Now go home.

Officer, will this bumper sticker saying Support Law Enforcement save me from getting a ticket?

The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.

Dangerously under-medicated.

If I had a life, I wouldn't need a bumper sticker.

These are actual instruction labels from certain comsumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping
(Gee, that's the only time I have to fix my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap
(And that would
On some Swann TV dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost
(But that's just a suggestion, of course)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert:
(printed on bottom of box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late; you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Seriously? Let's experiment!)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save time? And whose body, exactly?)
On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine:
Do not drive or operate machinery.
(We could really do a lot to reduce construction accidents if we would keep the 5-year-olds off the fork lifts)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: May cause drowsiness
(One can only hope)
On Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: Keep out of children.
(Hmmm, something must have gotten lost in the translation...)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(Yeah, as opposed to using it in outer space)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm really curious)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: Contains nuts
(But no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts.
(I wonder who thought that one up)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garmet does not enable flight.
(Oh, go ahead! That's right, destroying a universal childhood belief!)

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"If you think that nothing is impossible, then you've obviously never tried slamming a revolving door."
"2 wrongs don't make a right; 3 wrongs do."
"I don’t suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
"I'm a paranoid apathiest. I know someones out to get me and I just don't care."
"If the world was a stage, I'd want to be the one operating the trap door."
"I wonder why people say 'life is so short?' when life is the longest thing that you will ever experience?"
"An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, 'So far so good!' "
"You can't have everything... where would you put it?"
"Travel to exotic places, see new things, meet more people and make more friends... then kill them."
"A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and make it sound confusing."
"Never go to sleep with a grudge... plot your revenge!"
"If curiosity killed the cat, then what about it's other lives?"
"Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of the people I killed because they were annoying."
"Here's to you and here's to me, and I hope we never disagree. But, if we do, then to HELL with you, here's to ME!"
"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them, and you have their shoes."
"I've not failed. I've just found thousand ways that don't work."
"According to the latest figures, 43 percent of all statistics are utterly worthless."
"Don't steal. The government hates the competition."
"Tell the truth and run."
"Smile! It makes them wonder what you're up to."
"Friends come, and friends go, but enemies accumulate."
"Truth is stranger than fiction, because fiction has to make sense.."
"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat."
"Generally, generalizations are wrong."
"Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make ye mad."
"All things considered, insanity may be the only reasonable alternative."
"If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be research."
"The Truth is out there. So what are you doing here?"
"If you can't beat them, join them. Then take over."
"Whatever you are, be a good one."
"You cannot shake hands with a clenched fist."
"You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public."
"Freedom is the right to be wrong, not the right to do wrong."
"The difficulty is not so great as to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for."
"If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?"
"Enjoy every minute of life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
"And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years."
"We don't live in the world of reality, we live in the world of how we percieve reality."
"If God had intended Man to smoke, he would have set him on fire."
"A single death is a tragedy. A million deaths is a statistic."
"Have the courage to live. Anyone can die."
"Education is important. School, however, is another matter."
"When a finger points at the moon, the imbecile looks at the finger."
"Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to change it every 2 months."

Friends vs best friends (Dedicated to Chubs34's bro, K-Z)

Friend: Will help me find my way when I'm lost
Best Friend: Will be the one messing with my compass, stealing my map and giving me bad directions
Friend: Will help me learn to drive
Best Friend: Will help me roll the car into the lake so I can collect insurance
Friend: Will watch my pets when I go away
Best Friend: Won't let me go away
Friend: Will go to a concert with me
Best Friend: Will kidnap the band with me
Friend: Calls my parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Best Friend: Calls my parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend: Asks me for my number
Best friend: Asks me for his number
Friend: Hides me from the cops
Best Friend: is probably the reason they are after me in the first place
Friend: lets me make an idiot of myself in public
Best Friend: Is up there with me making an idiot out of himself too.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when she rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're a lesbian, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when she breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call her up and whisper, "Seven days, bitch..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run BITCH Run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Dude! Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste! CHUG, CHUG, CHUG!"
Friends: Will ask you to be their wingman.
Best friends:Will get your ass laid, TONIGHT.

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".\
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".\
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity.

Your One and Only Wish
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite gender. Jordan
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? Green
3. Your first initial? D
4. Your month of birth? August
5. Which color do you like more, black or white? Black
6. Name of a person of the same gender as yours. Regan
7. Your favorite number? 7
8. Do you like California or Florida more? Florida
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? Lake
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). I want to show people that I can be very creative.
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
(don't cheat--)
1. You are completely in love with this person. Uhh, I Actually only think of her as a friend.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back. So true.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life. I guess that's somewhat true.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good. I hope.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time Again, I hope so
but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do
anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend. Very true
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. Whoa! Seriously?
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid-back person. Yep
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved. Also because I love fishing.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday! But my Birthday is August 19 and that's a long ways away

(Yes, all of the above was from Nigella00(Who keeps it as "nigella00", but out of respect I capitalize. Or just my standards.))

1 - YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first three letters of your name and 'izzle')

Dilizzle (that's kinda weird)

2 - YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favourite colour and favourite animal)

Silver Coyote (cooooollll!)

3 - YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and the street you live on)

Lee Nowlan (again, cooooollll!)

4 - YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first)

Kaddi (that's actually my actual nickname, except that the 'i' should be a 'y'.)

5 - YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (your second favorite colour, and favourite drink)

Silver Coke (What?! That could be taken the wrong way.)

6 - YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (your parents' middle names)

Lee Darcel (I could work with that.)

7 - YOUR GOTH NAME: (bloody and your pet's name)

Bloody Skeeter (Most skeeters [mosquitos] are bloody when you squish them.)

(From nigella00)

Here's the rules: Get your Ipod or Mp3, put it on shuffle and hit next to get the answer to each question, just put the title of the song, and no cheating, put whatever comes up.

What's your name?

So Far Away-Crossfade

I have no way to respond to that.

What do you like to do for fun?

Keep Away-Godsmack

I just want to stay away from people.

What are you afraid of?

Side of a Bullet-Nickelback

Because who isn't afraid of getting shot.

What kind of people are you attracted to?

Pain-Three Days Grace

I am not attracted to those kind of people.

What's your style?

Girl's Eyes-Eve 6

I can't even respond correctly to that one.

What do you think about?

Kashmir-Led Zeppelin

I can't help but wonder how long the empty road is.

What's your goal in life?

Joker and The Thief-Wolfmother

I just want to joke around and steal things (NOT!)

What do you dream about?

Next 2 You-Buckcherry

I just want to be next to my girl, no matter what she puts me through.

What kind of food do you like?

Hanging by a Moment-Lifehouse

Is the answer claiming that I like food that is close to either dying or spoiling.

Where do you live?

"Highway Blues"-composer Marc Seales

I just can't resist adventure.

What do you do when you wake up in the morning?

St. Anger-Metallica

I wake up thankful that I'm not in jail.

What do you do on vacation?


I think of ways I can apologize to people I have wronged.

What is your job?

Apple Tree-Wolfmother

I pick out apple trees for later.

If Obama called you on the phone what would you talk about?

This Afternoon-Nickelback

I talk about what kind of freakin' awesome party we'll have this afternoon.

If you were the president of the United States?

Permanent-David Cook

I would pass a law that would make me a permanent president.

What's your motto?

Crazy Bitch-Buckcherry

I always say that motto when I walk away from a girl who won't leave me the hell alone.

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out
of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART.

Never take your dad for granted, you have no idea what you are missing. Love him

and thank him while he's alive.

(From nigella00)

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a
wealthy family.

The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the
mansion’s guest room. Instead the angels were given a small
space in the cold basement.

As they made their bed on the hard floor, the older angel saw a hole in
the wall and repaired it. When the younger angel asked why, the older
angel replied, “
Things aren’t always what they seem.”

The next night the pair came to rest at the house of a very poor,
but very hospitable farmer and his wife. After sharing what little food
they had the couple let the angel sleep in their bed where they could
have a good night’s rest.

When the sun came up the next morning the angels found the farmer and his
wife in tears. Their only cow, whose milk had been their sole income, lay
dead in the field. The younger angel was infuriated and asked the older
angel how could you have let this happen? The
first man had everything,
yet you
helped him, she accused. The second family had little but was
willing to share everything, and you let the cow die.

“Things aren’t always what they seem,” the older angel replied.
“When we stayed in the basement of the mansion, I noticed there was
stored in that hole in the wall. Since the owner was so obsessed
with greed and unwilling to share his good fortune, I sealed the wall
so he wouldn’t find it.” Then last night as we slept in the farmers bed,
the angel of death came for his wife. I gave him the cow instead. Things
aren’t always what they seem.”

Sometimes that is exactly what happens when things don’t turn out
the way they should. If you have faith, you just need to trust that
every outcome is always to your advantage. You might not know it until
time later…

Repost this if you agree with it.
I don't care if you're gay or straight; everybody needs love.
I don't care if you're diseased with an incurable sickness; everybody deserves a chance.
I don't care if you're ugly or pretty; everybody has flaws.
I don't care if you're black or white; everybody has the same capabilities.
I don't care if you're weird; everybody needs to change.
I don't care if you're rich or poor; everybody needs warmth.
I don't care if you're different; everybody is.


One Nation, 'Under Allah.'
One day a 6 year old girl was sitting in a
classroom. The teacher was going to explain
evolution to the children. The teacher asked
a little boy: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes..
TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside?
TEACHER: Go outside and look up and see
if you can see the sky.
TOMMY: Okay (He returned a few minutes later)
Yes, I saw the sky.
TEACHER: Did you see God up there?
TEACHER: That's my point. We can't see
God because he isn't there. Possibly he just
doesn't exist.
A little girl spoke up and wanted to ask the boy some questions.
The teacher agreed and the little girl
asked the boy: Tommy, do you see the tree outside?
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy do you see the grass outside?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Did you see the sky?
TOMMY: Yessssss!
LITTLE GIRL: Tommy, do you see the teacher?
LITTLE GIRL: Do you see her brain?
LITTLE GIRL: Then according to what we
were taught today in school, she possibly
may not even have one!
(Woot! You tell her!)


Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

My Favorite and Most Used Threat: "If you don't shut the hell up, I swear from Heaven to High Hell that I will shove my boot so far up your ass that the heel will be touching the back of your frickin' teeth!!!!"

(From nigella00, had to change a few things to match me.)

If you think the following story is sad copy and paste it in your profile

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge .

Mommy, I was a good , I did what I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye.

I'm sorry that I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zoey; my girlfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my brothers; That they are the only ones now,

And tell my dear sweet grandfather; I'll be waiting for him now

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one, though. deserves this.

But mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest

When I heard that great, big , I ran as fast as I could

please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actor, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zoey, I'm sorry to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know its true

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you"

Random things you can do IN WALMART!

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

(From nigella00)

1.Put your iTunes (or iPod) on shuffle
2.For each question, press the next button to get your answer


Down With the Sickness-Disturbed (My sickness causes me pain.)


Drown You Out-Crossfade (I would go back and choose to ignore that stupid idea you had.)


Beth (1977)-Kiss (Even though I barely know her, she is a good friend)


Welcome Home (Sanitarium)-Metallica (Waking up in a sanitarium and realizing that the first 17 years of my life is a lie and was just a crazy dream wouldn't only scare me, but it would make me go clinically insane.)


Simple Man-Shinedown (I just want to keep things simple and easy.)


Here Without You-Three Doors Down (Being all alone without companionship would definitely make me cry.)


I'm Burning For You-Blue Oyster Cult (I don't know why someone lighting themself on fire to prove their love is so funny to me.)


My Name is Jonas-Weezer (Naming my kid 'Jonas'.)


Life Wasted-Pearl Jam (I will die with no accomplishments in my life?! BULLSHIT!!)


Bliss (I Don't Wanna Know)-Hinder (I just want to enjoy the blissful sensation of being with you and not knowing what the worst thing that could happen to me is.)


I'd Come for You-Nickelback (I would do anything to for my friends.)


Promise-Eve 6 (Sorry, I promised that I wouldn't tell what my biggest secret is.)


Bring the Night On-Eve 6 (I love to go out and party.)


Wild-Eyed Southern Boy-38 Special (I may have been quiet, but I could really go crazy whenever I wanted to.)


Don't Fear the Reaper-Blue Oyster Cult (I may be crazy, but please don't be afraid of having an untimely death by being with me.)


Breathing-Lifehouse (They're just happy that I'm still alive.)


Just to Get High-Nickelback (Seeing the person I like is like being high on the strongest of drugs.)


Are You Ready-Three Days Grace (I don't think I'm ready to know what I'll be.)


Heres to the Night-Eve 6 (I just like to bring things to a closing and look back on the greatest of achivements that everyone has accomplished.)


Rockstar-Nickelback (I think that the person should be as great as a rockstar.)


Crazy on You-Heart (I can't really answer that question.)

4.WHAT IS 22?

Sweet Amber-Metallica (I freakin' suck at math.)


Gotta Be Somebody-Nickelback (I always think that there is someone out there that is perfect for me and will do anything to make me happy.)


Hero-Skillet (They think that I'm the embodiment of good in the world.)


Where Eagles Have Been-Wolfmother (Soar as high as the eagles have in order to achieve your dreams.)

(This and below from Kain Sinner) Say the word "cow" before each word:


Now say the word "cow" after each word:


Now read it from the bottom up:


Put that on your profile if you're currently laughing at yourself for falling for that.

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The Raptor and I by Arikishi.Cloud reviews
What if when the storm hit Jurassic Park and the dinosaurs were are released from their enclosures, the raptors grabbed one of Hammond's workers. What will happen to her? Read on to find out. Spoilers.
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 53,504 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/26/2013 - Published: 12/23/2010
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Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 123,846 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 1/18/2012 - Published: 6/29/2009
Lightning by D-Rad reviews
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Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 14,255 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/30/2011 - Published: 5/13/2011 - Espeon/Eifie, Zangoose
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As the Arbiter looks back at the battle of Reach, he begins to realize the importance of one Spartan who stayed behind. One-shot, but may be extended to a series if people like it.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 320 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Arbiter, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six - Complete
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After the incident in Crown City, Zorua is willing to do anything to show his mother how happy he makes her. When she goes into heat and there's not a male around, he realizes how he can make it all up to her. Incest One-shot. A project with WolfietheLion.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 55 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Zorua, Zoroark - Complete
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Master Chief and the Arbiter learn what it truly is to be one's own enemy from the inside out.
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DL and Legendary Friends by The Dragon Lover reviews
'So, with all of my familiarity with my favorite subject in school, Pokemon, it's not surprising that I would be one to study the Legendaries that everyone talks about so much.' Story about girl who meets the Legends and gets in way over her head. DISCONTINUED.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,067 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 8/23/2008
Nine in the Afternoon by Glory For Sleep reviews
He was stressed out completely. He now had to keep Mew company for the next set of hours. And it was only nine in the morning. Somehow, Arceus was certain that this was going to be a very long day… Mew/Arceus
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,975 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Arceus, Mew - Complete
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Adventures on a FTB Server reviews
What do you think happens on an average private Feed the Beast multiplayer server? This collection of oneshots is guaranteed to give you a glimpse of the hijinks that follow the players, from messing with newbies to going on a short-lived adventure. Rated T for language and somewhat cartoonish violence. Contains a well-modded version of Minecraft.
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The Lost Warrior reviews
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Digimon - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 41,462 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/3/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Renamon
Halo: New Journey reviews
After a rescue attempt goes wrong, John and Arbiter crash land on the planet below them and discover strange creatures. Now avoiding Team Galactic, they are helped by an explorer named Nolan, who is friends with Legendaries. What adventure will ensue?
Crossover - Pokémon & Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,520 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Master Chief/John-117
Hunter of the Passion reviews
He just wanted to leave his past in the past, but it just keeps coming back. Revenant Hunter, a black Alicorn, tries to meld into Ponyville's community. But maybe even the Mane 6 can't heal his aching heart and hide his painful secret
My Little Pony - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,194 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/24/2012 - Published: 12/10/2011
Friendship and Love Run Deep reviews
"Why did you talk me into this Nina?" "Quit being such a baby." "But I'm sharing a home with you and 4 other girls!" Follow Zane, A Zoroark Pokemorph, as he goes from being a philosophical Zorua to an easily embarrassed and shy University student.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,152 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/4/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011
New Understanding reviews
After a storm hits New York City, Oliver and Rita get caught in the middle. When a shard of glass hurts Oliver, Rita now has to find shelter and nurse Oliver back to health. Boundaries will disappear and a stronger friendship will be formed. M for safety
Oliver & Company - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,325 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Oliver, Rita - Complete