parkitcharlie
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Joined 08-02-11, id: 3124399, Profile Updated: 07-17-13
Author has written 6 stories for Warehouse 13.

Well I'm assuming you either clicked on me by mistake or you really wondered what else I do.

I write.

In my reviews I often have these

(Whatever. I'm Allison! The cool one who knows what's up!-A)

(Neil, I like fruit.-N)

two people bothering me. They have apparently made it their mission to never let me introduce them.

Anyways, I watch a bunch of TV. Warehouse 13, Fringe, Eureka, Middleman, Orphan Black, Psych, Sherlock, bla bla bla. I enjoy short walks to the fridge and long reviews on my stories. I like toast and respect the rights of others. I often start things, I don't often. I'm a maker of bad puns, an improviser of sorts, baker of pizza rolls, so-so philosopher, comer-upper of character last names. I also think that they give you way to many characters for a review. (But secretly want someone to use all of them for a review of one of my stories)

My friends call me Thunderbird. Why? Because they can. Not really. I simply tend to respond to it better sometimes.

Here's my Tweeter: https://twitter.com/parkitcharlie

And Here's the place where I actually write stuff: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/797548/parkitcharlie


(HEY! Guess what I just learned? -A)

What?

(You've chatted with Neil and I since August 27, 2010. -A)

Serious?

(As a dead guy on a slab. -A)

Wow.

(But we haven't been joining you on reviews for that long. -N)

No you guys haven't, but still...it feels longer.

(Yep. -N)


(This isn't fair! -A)

What isn't fair?

(Neil and I use this account just as much as you do! Don't we get to have a chunk of the profile? -A)

You do. The part where you introduce yourselves.

(Well frankly I want more. -A)

...Serious?

(Yep. -A)

Okay fine. You get your own sections. Clearly I am insane for agreeing to this...okay.

(QUESTION! Do I have to put it all in parentheses? -A)

Al you use Bold and Neil use Italics. Now go write your own Bio just...don't embarrass me.

(Wouldn't dream of it! -A)

I'm regretting this already...


HEY! It's Allison!

parkit finally agreed that I could have my own section in the biography. Which is perfectly reasonable because um...have you ever LOOKED at one of parkit's reviews? Who turns that awkward thing into gold? That would be me.

I bet you are wondering how I came to be. Some of you misguided folk probably think I'm one of parkit's friends who co-runs the same account.

You're close. Ish.

Naw, I'm actually a character of one of parkit's stories...technically. See she happened to make me so awesome and real that I kind of just decided to stick around in her head and bug her. Or she did. Um...the whole thing is kind of confusing really. We may or may not be the same person. Well...I guess technically we are but...never mind.

Anyways, about me. For one, DO NOT call me Ali. I HATE that. I prefer Al. My main hobby is teasing parkit. I know it looks cruel but seriously, she loves it. I know because we are sorta kinda the same person. Ish. Ugh. I said I wasn't going to talk about that...What else? I like watching TV, video games are pretty sweet. I play as pyro on TF2.

That's all for now I guess! -A


Hey! Neil here!

So Al pulled some strings and somehow convinced parkitcharlie to give us our own bio's which is...so twisted honestly.

I'm really more of a quiet kind of guy. I like fruit. Except melons. I am not a fan of melons. Like seriously. You know how The Doctor hates pears? That's me, but with melons instead of pears. I do like pears. But enough about fruit. More about me, if Allison got us a bio I might as well use it. I guess you could say out of the two of us (Allison and I that is. We are a packaged deal, forever and always.) I'm probably the more grounded one. Not that Allison isn't grounded, but if there was a risk that needed taking I would gladly point you over to Al. I would rather stay and think things through than plunge into danger.

I think that maybe some of you might be a bit confused about how exactly Allison and I fit in with parkit.

Okay...In Wizard of Oz, each of the characters in Oz represent someone back in Kansas. But they also represent a character trait that Dorothy will gain in her Journey through Oz. Courage, Brains, Heart, and Loyalty (That's Toto by the way). I guess you could say that Al and I represent different elements in parkit. Polar opposite elements some might say, and I'd have to agree, but parts of her all the same. Some of them she shows in herself, and others that have yet to surface.

I hope that cleared things up. I don't really have much else to say about me. I don't really like to talk about myself much.


Great. I give you Bio space and you write about fruit, Wizard of Oz, and Team Fortress 2...

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Surfacing by Julie Verne reviews
Kate finds it hard to reconcile who she is with who she was. Slightly dark. Starts at S02E01.
Bomb Girls - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 45,214 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/25 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Kate A., Betty M.
Test Tubes & Pom-Poms by clones-and-thrones reviews
An Orphan Black high school AU focusing mainly on Cophine. And when I say "mainly" I mean HELLA! Cosima is a junior at Sheldon High who faces sudden popularity after her success in an international science competition. She also faces attraction to Delphine, the French transfer student, cheerleader, and all-around Miss Hottie Popular.
Orphan Black - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,001 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 12/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - [Cosima, Delphine] Sarah M., Felix
Paper Planes & Fireflies by DevilsThunder reviews
Tori's mind was filled with blanket forts. Her fingers felt paper folding. Her skin hummed with the warmth of summer. But, it couldn't be the same Jade, could it? Jori/slightly AU
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 141,581 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 4/10/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Eight ways to say I love you by seaunicorn reviews
Beth tries to tell Alison how she feels
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,241 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/20/2014 - Published: 3/8/2014 - Elizabeth C., Alison H. - Complete
Expanded Reality (Connections in a Changing World) by DreamLogic
Alison Hendrix had never wanted or expected anything other than a normal life until Beth Childs showed up, but now that she has, she wouldn't want it any other way.
Orphan Black - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,898 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/22/2014 - [Alison H., Elizabeth C.] - Complete
Hesitation by skasis reviews
Beth's perspective at the train station, AU from there.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 595 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2014 - Sarah M., Elizabeth C.
Impressions by Tajjas reviews
Steve had never been one for more than casual friendships, but in this place everything else was different so maybe that would be too. Steve's impressions of the Warehouse team and his place on it over the course of the season.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,056 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 9/11/2011 - Steve J., Claudia D.
Tightrope by dontyouwannadance reviews
The sad fact of the matter was that the music industry had morphed into something that was more about image than actual talent. That was the root of Tori's problem, and the reason that she needed Jade.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 95,027 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 387 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 3/1/2012 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
Lovers by seaunicorn reviews
We're not friends. We're not enemies. We're not allies. I'm not sure what we are. I think the best word to describe us would be lovers.
Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,751 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Johanna M., Katniss E. - Complete
Instead Of Home by timelording reviews
You are lost.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 517 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Elizabeth C., Alison H. - Complete
Maybe We Could Be Friends by thescissoring reviews
Tori and Jade are becoming closer. They're even friends, now, though that friendship seems to be evolving into something else entirely. A set of one shots, but each takes place after the one before it. Was friendship at first but now it's romantic. Rating subject to change.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 13,702 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 10/10/2013 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Behind Mirrors by mickeydubs reviews
Beth and Alison had a complicated relationship, each with their own demons. They did what they could to save each other. Soccer cop.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2013 - Elizabeth C., Alison H. - Complete
The Candyland Chronicles by Ty Ty Tydrich reviews
If Plumpy had known what adventure he would be getting himself into when he discovered three children shipwrecked on the beach, and the great prophecy that would lead them across Candyland, from the heights of the Gumdrop Mountains to the darkest parts of the Lollipop Woods, he never would have rolled out of bed.
Candyland - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,544 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 2/4/2013 - King Kandy, Plumpy, Mr. Mint, Lord Licorice
Down the Rabbit Hole by oncejustadream reviews
Beth's story, pre-Pilot. Begins with Katja's phone call and ends at the train station.
Orphan Black - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 6/10/2013 - Elizabeth C. - Complete
Mortality by amberpire reviews
The moon put its faith in you. Vampire!AU. ;Tori/Jade; Rated M for future chapters.
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 29,391 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/26/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Singers and Superheroes by griggles reviews
AU. Just your average Bechloe story. With one significant exception: Batman is heavily involved. How will Beca's Gotham upbringing affect her in her new college environment? Can the former superhero move into a normal college life with a not so normal redhead as her new sidekick?
Pitch Perfect - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,004 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Unchanging pattern by Jinxgirl reviews
Vlad usually knows what to do after he and Cassie have completed a slash-fest; he usually knows how to feel when Cassie is upset. Today is different.
Hack/Slash - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,208 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Vlad, Cassie H. - Complete
Repercussions by Jinxgirl reviews
After Buffy stabs Faith, she doesn't fling herself off the roof, but rather falls unconscious at Buffy's feet. The choice Buffy must then make is considerably more difficult than she had anticipated.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,004 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Buffy S., Faith L. - Complete
No Trivia by WellWishes reviews
"Would you be depressed, if I attend that wedding, but only as a guest?" Can Tori watch Jade walk down the aisle and let her slip away? Future fic. Based on the song No Trivia by From Autumn to Ashes
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 47,277 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Tori V., Jade W.
Cups! by x-backtoblack-x reviews
Chloe hears the soft melody from across the quad and can't help but investigate, leading to a rather interesting evening. Really this is just fluff.
Pitch Perfect - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,498 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Beca M., Chloe B. - Complete
Reverse by dontyouwannadance reviews
Now don't you wish you could go back?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,240 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 11/5/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Jade W., Tori V.
Dear Claudia by Swamp Fairy reviews
"Dear Claudia, I'm sorry you're dead." Letters to Claudia from her replacement as the new girl deals with the team's reactions to losing their tech genius and tries to find her own place at the Warehouse.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,448 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2012 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Claudia D.
Road Trip by TheNutcase reviews
Beck is still really depressed about the whole break up thing. Like, three months later. Sooo, spontaneously deciding to go on a road trip to cheer him up sounded like a good idea! It ended up not being about him at all, though.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,895 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Streetlights by amberpire reviews
I'd sooner swallow razor blades soaked in acid before I ever admitted out loud that I need Tori, but that wouldn't make it any less true. ;Jade/Tori;
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 109,942 - Reviews: 1648 - Favs: 1,342 - Follows: 589 - Updated: 5/9/2012 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
The Words On Her Skin by I Have My Reasons Why reviews
"Tori allows herself a faint smile as she sees the blood pour out of her wound like a beautiful melody. Because, really, if blood were a melody it would be her favorite song." Tori-centric, multiple pairings and chapters. Rated T for rape and cutting.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,715 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - Tori V. - Complete
A Black Rose by TheNutcase reviews
After skipping school on Valentine's Day, Jade visits a flower shop with the intent of picking something out for a certain someone. No. Don't laugh. I'm serious.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/26/2012 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Catching Up To You by Dunhamnator reviews
After years you meet again and you finally recognize that weird feeling from your youth as love. - Show her what we could be like together.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,860 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Jade W., Tori V.
Catch Up In The End by imlaughingnow reviews
"So you're staying here with me?" Tori's watery eyes shone brightly & Jade rolled her eyes. "Unfortunately" "Maybe we can help each other find ourselves" "Maybe" /\ She thought they would leave & forget her. She thought wrong. Jori Friendship, Bade drabbe
Victorious - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,809 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/28/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Alone by geekgrl113 reviews
The dust settles, the score is tallied. The results are not in their favor. Follow-up to Season 3 Finale.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,784 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Claudia D., Leena
All Over Again by Knightales reviews
What happens when Jade and Tori finally find contentment together,then theres a little twist that could change everything. Will it be for the better or for the worse? JORI... COMPLETE!
Victorious - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,319 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 460 - Follows: 182 - Updated: 12/6/2011 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
Just a Stage Kiss by WellWishes reviews
There's a fine line between love and hate. What happens when Jade and Tori are partnered together for another class at Hollywood Arts, only this time it's not stage fighting, it's stage kissing. Will that line be crossed, or redrawn thicker than before?
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 73,841 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 11/9/2011 - Published: 5/9/2011 - Tori V., Jade W. - Complete
In My Life by Dunhamnator reviews
And really, you can come up with a hundred reasons right now why you two wouldn't work out as a couple, yet you shared the best six months of your life with her. JORI
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,280 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
The Boy Scout With No Sense Of Humor by KeepFaith-SmellApples reviews
Steve's thoughts as he lays dying, during "Emily Lake".
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 589 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Steve J., Claudia D. - Complete
Running Up That Hill by Fox Scarlen reviews
There is a moment in time, when you know what has happened, but it hasn't been confirmed, and so you vainly hope that you are wrong. You never are. Major spoiler for season 3 finale.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/5/2011 - Claudia D., Steve J. - Complete
The Gatekeeper by TheNutcase reviews
I was barely saved. Everyone thinks I tried to commit suicide and I don't think I did but I just don't know anymore. And now I'm stuck in some clinic with a bunch of psychos and Tori Vega trying to 'help' me.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 28,586 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 8/10/2011 - Jade W., Tori V. - Complete
In Which She Was Ten for Three Years by Tajjas reviews
Sixteen birthdays in Claudia's life, mostly pre-Warehouse.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,554 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Claudia D. - Complete
By Definition by enajharas90 reviews
Everybody else agrees that this is how it should be. But some things just couldn't be based on normalcy or even humor, especially if they begin evolving from one stage to the other. Jade/Tori. Don't like? Don't read.
Victorious - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,039 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Tori V., Jade W.
The Noncommital Numinous Nonappearance by The Blue Fenix reviews
Some problems have nothing to do with world-saving.
Middleman - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 521 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Middleman
ONE and TWO Got a Clue by uno-lover reviews
ONE and TWO join forces to create the Guess Who Private Detective Agency. A few months later a rich businessman from Guessville is murdered. Can ONE and TWO uncover the sinister plot behind the murder? All Guess Who characters included
Guess Who? - Rated: T - English - Crime/Mystery - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/11/2009 - Published: 10/27/2008
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Welcome to Storage Space 6 reviews
Totally AU. Staring Claudia, Mr. Keeler The regent from Emily Lake, A New Hope, and most recently Endless Wonder , and Bran the crow as they try and save the world from mildly inconvenient objects.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,147 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/15/2012 - Claudia D.
Perfect Nightmare reviews
Claudia had faced her worst fears before, but never like this.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Claudia D., Myka B. - Complete
Lies and Daggers reviews
Claudia can't shake the feeling that she's not the only one who isn't telling the truth.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Claudia D., Artie N. - Complete
Downside reviews
Claudia had broken several rules to bring him back from the dead. Now Steve wondered at what cost.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 985 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Steve J., Claudia D. - Complete
4320 reviews
4320 minutes. That's how long Steve had been dead. That's how long it had been since her best friend and partner was alive. That's how long it had been since Claudia had felt okay.
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 405 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Claudia D., Steve J. - Complete
Faith reviews
"Claudia was well aware that she wasn't going to make it." SPOILERS FOR "A New Hope" ONE SHOT
Warehouse 13 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Claudia D. - Complete