Author has written 6 stories for Warehouse 13.
Well I'm assuming you either clicked on me by mistake or you really wondered what else I do.
In my reviews I often have these
(Whatever. I'm Allison! The cool one who knows what's up!-A)
(Neil, I like fruit.-N)
two people bothering me. They have apparently made it their mission to never let me introduce them.
Anyways, I watch a bunch of TV. Warehouse 13, Fringe, Eureka, Middleman, Orphan Black, Psych, Sherlock, bla bla bla. I enjoy short walks to the fridge and long reviews on my stories. I like toast and respect the rights of others. I often start things, I don't often. I'm a maker of bad puns, an improviser of sorts, baker of pizza rolls, so-so philosopher, comer-upper of character last names. I also think that they give you way to many characters for a review. (But secretly want someone to use all of them for a review of one of my stories)
My friends call me Thunderbird. Why? Because they can. Not really. I simply tend to respond to it better sometimes.
Here's my Tweeter: https://twitter.com/parkitcharlie
And Here's the place where I actually write stuff: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/797548/parkitcharlie
(HEY! Guess what I just learned? -A)
(You've chatted with Neil and I since August 27, 2010. -A)
(As a dead guy on a slab. -A)
(But we haven't been joining you on reviews for that long. -N)
No you guys haven't, but still...it feels longer.
(This isn't fair! -A)
What isn't fair?
(Neil and I use this account just as much as you do! Don't we get to have a chunk of the profile? -A)
You do. The part where you introduce yourselves.
(Well frankly I want more. -A)
Okay fine. You get your own sections. Clearly I am insane for agreeing to this...okay.
(QUESTION! Do I have to put it all in parentheses? -A)
Al you use Bold and Neil use Italics. Now go write your own Bio just...don't embarrass me.
(Wouldn't dream of it! -A)
I'm regretting this already...
HEY! It's Allison!
parkit finally agreed that I could have my own section in the biography. Which is perfectly reasonable because um...have you ever LOOKED at one of parkit's reviews? Who turns that awkward thing into gold? That would be me.
I bet you are wondering how I came to be. Some of you misguided folk probably think I'm one of parkit's friends who co-runs the same account.
You're close. Ish.
Naw, I'm actually a character of one of parkit's stories...technically. See she happened to make me so awesome and real that I kind of just decided to stick around in her head and bug her. Or she did. Um...the whole thing is kind of confusing really. We may or may not be the same person. Well...I guess technically we are but...never mind.
Anyways, about me. For one, DO NOT call me Ali. I HATE that. I prefer Al. My main hobby is teasing parkit. I know it looks cruel but seriously, she loves it. I know because we are sorta kinda the same person. Ish. Ugh. I said I wasn't going to talk about that...What else? I like watching TV, video games are pretty sweet. I play as pyro on TF2.
That's all for now I guess! -A
Hey! Neil here!
So Al pulled some strings and somehow convinced parkitcharlie to give us our own bio's which is...so twisted honestly.
I'm really more of a quiet kind of guy. I like fruit. Except melons. I am not a fan of melons. Like seriously. You know how The Doctor hates pears? That's me, but with melons instead of pears. I do like pears. But enough about fruit. More about me, if Allison got us a bio I might as well use it. I guess you could say out of the two of us (Allison and I that is. We are a packaged deal, forever and always.) I'm probably the more grounded one. Not that Allison isn't grounded, but if there was a risk that needed taking I would gladly point you over to Al. I would rather stay and think things through than plunge into danger.
I think that maybe some of you might be a bit confused about how exactly Allison and I fit in with parkit.
Okay...In Wizard of Oz, each of the characters in Oz represent someone back in Kansas. But they also represent a character trait that Dorothy will gain in her Journey through Oz. Courage, Brains, Heart, and Loyalty (That's Toto by the way). I guess you could say that Al and I represent different elements in parkit. Polar opposite elements some might say, and I'd have to agree, but parts of her all the same. Some of them she shows in herself, and others that have yet to surface.
I hope that cleared things up. I don't really have much else to say about me. I don't really like to talk about myself much.
Great. I give you Bio space and you write about fruit, Wizard of Oz, and Team Fortress 2...