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Joined 12-19-02, id: 312468, Profile Updated: 12-20-14
Author has written 40 stories for Power Rangers, Yu-Gi-Oh, Lord of the Rings, South Park, High School Musical, and Harry Potter.

Hi.

I'm Brandon, I'm 26, I'm a guy, working behind the scenes in local TV News in middle America.

Fanfic-wise, I usually only work on one thing at a time, unless I get struck by inspiration to gin up a oneshot. Then again, most oneshots I write aren't exactly suitable for this site.

ALSO-Check me out at deviantART. I don't do much there anymore, but it's where you can find extra content from some of my stories, as well as bits and pieces of original stories and content. Link was above, but is apparently not anymore, because ffn is mean and incredibly insular. You can find my deviantART at kylestanfan dot deviantart dot com, once you translate that into proper Internet.

Current Projects:

The Balance: An DM/HP/HG story, with Grey!Harry, Powerful!Harry, slightly manipulative!Dumbledore, and loads of euphemisms and innuendos. Ch. 10 Posted 12/12/2013, Ch. 11: Being written, 33% complete. Trying to wind this one down, as I've lost almost all of my interest in it.

The Forgotten Twin: Another cliche!fic. Harry has a twin brother, Danny, who is the false!Boy-Who-Lived, and gets all the attention from alive!Lily and James. Harry lives alone in the far end of the Potter House, with only his Godfather Sirius acknowledging his existence. Hufflepuff!Harry, pureblood(kinda)!Harry, evil!Lily. WiP, 6 chapters currently written, won't post until it's done.

Untitled Twinfic Mega Oneshot: Started on a lark, currently at 14,000 words, much darker than TFT (at least it is in my head/will be when I finish it). I expect it to end up somewhere between 20-25,000 words, by far the longest oneshot I've ever written/posted.

Untitled HP/DG fic: I've actually written about three pages worth of this. It would feature a lot of sexuality and politics, should I ever post it.

On the topic of HP shipping, let me say that while I prefer Harry/Hermione, I am not insanely picky. I know there's a reason JKR put Harry with Ginny. I don't see it, and it seems rather Oedipan to me, but maybe Potter men just have a thing for redheads. That said, I will read Harry/Ginny, if it is well written. I will also read Harry/Draco, because as you can see from some of my past stuff, I like slash. I also have a soft spot for Harry/Daphne Greengrass, because the potential for those fics is astounding and you don't often see a bad one.

My favourite types of HP fics I like to read involve Harry becoming powerful/independent and getting a shite-ton of money. As a consequence, I love fics where Harry distances himself from manipulative!Dumbledore and evil!Weasleys.

Finally, I'd like to issue a challenge to any HP author reading this: write me an explanation as to why Voldemort is the way he is: why didn't he try to use his (seemingly limitless) guile and persuasive powers to take power in the Wizarding world legitimately. If you decide to take this challenge, please send me a private message, because it'll probably slip through my filters otherwise.

Thanks.

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The Boys Who Lived by Shara Lunison reviews
COMPLETE! The Potter twins are attacked by Voldemort as children and somehow defeat him. But the Dark Lord is not dead and when he returns they will have to choose between light and dark. Or will they choose themselves? SLASH, soul-bonded twincest, threesome, rated M for later chapters. HP/OC, RW/DM/HG, SS/LV, SS/BC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 163,995 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 998 - Follows: 812 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Harry P., Severus S., Voldemort - Complete
Breaking Forwards by lastcrazyhorn reviews
HP&OP. The professors no longer can scare Harry with talk of lost points, detentions or Quidditch suspensions. He's been beaten down for far too long, and he finally has reached his limit. Severus mentors, maybe guardian. Abuse, non-con, AU, evil!Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 118,869 - Reviews: 873 - Favs: 1,465 - Follows: 1,013 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Celebration for the Claret and Blue by salty-sarah reviews
On the way to Hogwarts for his Sixth-Year, Dean finds himself in unexpected company. Warnings for slash. Harry/Dean. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,051 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 66 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Dean T. - Complete
Brothers by Lovefremione reviews
Harry and his twin brother Evan defeat the Dark Lord when they are 15 months old, only Dumbledore makes a mistake thinking Evan is the only one who did, and most people seem to just forget about Harry. Crazy Dumbledore, Veela Draco, HP/DM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 29 - Words: 74,460 - Reviews: 789 - Favs: 2,308 - Follows: 943 - Updated: 5/29/2010 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Who by VINcredable reviews
Harry is dieing, to save himself he uses an ability that has passed to him through his mothers side of the family, an ability that will lead him into a whole new life, a life filed with monsters, aliens, other worlds, and running, lots and lots of running
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,211 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 668 - Published: 4/5/2010 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 5,048 - Follows: 939 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
The Universe is so Much Bigger by Dancing Darkness reviews
It isn't every day the TARDIS throws a hissy and for the life of him he's going to figure out whats got her in a tizzy this time! Battlestar or no! **10th Doctor, post Donna finale, crossover with BSG2003**
Crossover - Doctor Who & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,750 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/5/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - 10th Doctor - Complete
The Prince Of Gryffindor by potter8668 reviews
Harry suffers from several betrayals and comes into several new gifts, including a title to the Wizarding throne.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 36,885 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 3,009 - Follows: 1,311 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Truth or Dare by Athena1999 reviews
Most people assumed Truth or Dare was for girls at sleepovers. Then again, most people didn't play for money or have Eric Cartman organise it. Just a bit of silly fun- I'm still a bit rusty at writing and I'll take this off if this has been done before.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,238 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1314 - Favs: 764 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
Come Home by chibichibi k reviews
After a case went wrong, Shawn left Santa Barbra. Now three months later, he gets a text saying that Lassiter was shot. Shawn races back to Santa Barbra but does he make it in time? Shawn/Lassiter. Slash.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,645 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Carlton L., Shawn S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Marriage Contracts by Clell65619 reviews
The War is Over, Harry has won. But at what cost? At odds with Dumbledore, estranged from the Weasleys, betrayed by Lupin, Harry tries to carry on for his 7th year. Harry/Daphne. There will be Humor, there will be Romance, also Drama and Angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,198 - Reviews: 2040 - Favs: 4,870 - Follows: 2,124 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 5,072 - Follows: 1,002 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and The Acts of Betrayal by Clell65619 reviews
The Semiclassic 'everyone has been lying to Harry about everything' plot. Very AU. Bashing of pretty much everyone. Mind Control Sex. Language. Dumbledore decides the Old Families won't tolerate the Chosen One being with a mudblood. Sucks to be Ron Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,977 - Reviews: 1686 - Favs: 3,496 - Follows: 1,388 - Updated: 5/7/2008 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Short Stories with Tragic Endings by Faery Goddyss reviews
Kenny's final death brings Kyle back to South Park after 11 years of living in California. Little does he or Stan know, but even in death Kenny has plans for his two estranged friends. StanBebe ending in StanKyle. COMPLETE w/ EPI.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 276,896 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 448 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 7/13/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
stan & kyle play with dolls by kyleisgod reviews
Stan and Kyle play with dolls, and each other. Need I say more? Cowritten with BratChild3.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,850 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Those Damn Pink Hats by degrassichick reviews
Chad Danforth is not gay. And he does not have a Chia Pet festering on his head. And Ryan Evans has horrible taste in hats. [Chyan!] [OneShot!] [Slight Troypay]
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
You Are the Music In Me by comet80 reviews
one shot, Stan and Kyle have a playful fight oneday while watching Kenny's sister.
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Garden by Genis Aurion reviews
[StanKyle]. It had always been a garden. . . .
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
The Bitter End by Genis Aurion reviews
[StanKyle, oneshot, dedication fic]. What do you do when you’re at the end? When you’ve lived the best you could, when you’ve sought all the opportunities life has given you... What do you do when you've reached the bitter end?
South Park - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Trelawney's Teacups by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco, Harry, and Hermione are trapped in Trelawney's tower on a hot afternoon. Draco convinces them to play cards to pass the time. Too bad they don't allow three character selections, because... yeah. Mature adult content like whoa.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,473 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 106 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Faith by Genis Aurion reviews
[slash: StanKyle] Three things endure in this world: Hope, love, and... faith. COMPLETED! TW: Somewhat Graphic.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 85,361 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/17/2007 - Published: 9/9/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Overcoming Obstacles by BroflovskiFan reviews
Ch. 10 up. Mounting pressure puts strain on Stan and Kyle's relationship. Between parents, deception and shrinks, only one question remains: will Kyle risk losing his family, or lose Stan? Sequel to AESAD.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 57,150 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/16/2007 - Published: 8/19/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M.
Hit The Showers by geekgirl01 reviews
stankyle slash PWP Just a bit of smut that I felt inclined to share with the world. It's after soccer practice and you know what that means! Hit the Showers! Fairly graphic. Please review! Oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/30/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Analyzing Kyle by Ben Barrett reviews
Kyle must come to terms with his relationship with Stan. StanxKyle. Mild slash.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/20/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
I Do Not Love You by Ben Barrett reviews
Stan deals with losing his best friend and his last experience with him. Oneshot. StanXKyle SLASH
South Park - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,434 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Slow Poison by dontcryMasha reviews
StanKyle SLASH. Stan decides to make some changes, and makes some more...and makes some more...and more........Parents, cars, boy love, cigarettes, booze, and lust, all bundled up in a whole lotta crap, and some t.A.T.u. 13 is now up, and of course going
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 2/17/2007 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Insanity of a Talking, Moving Puppet by Brat-Child3 reviews
Cartman and Wendy want revenge. On Stan and Kyle, on each other, on everyone who gets in their way. See Cartman yell. See Wendy scream. See Artemus Clyde Frog take the upper hand. CxW SxK SxW
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,609 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Sugar Cookies and Smirnoff by BubblyMoocows reviews
First SP fanfic! KennyxButters. Huh...Who knew they'd end up like this? Chapter 11 Up! Please REVIEW!
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,119 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/3/2007 - Published: 11/25/2006
Giving to the Greater Good by style xx reviews
In a botched attempt to get back together with Stan, Wendy gives him ideas about what his best friend's weird new habit really means. [StanKyle]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,694 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Kyle's Anatomy by Cszemis reviews
Courtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/16/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Futureshock by LuffyKun3695 reviews
IMPLIED SLASH! Eric Cartman is alone in his room after he is unfrozen in the future. He asks K-10 to access the data on his friends. One-Shot. Cartman/Kyle Implications.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,259 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/10/2007 - Eric Cartman, Kyle B. - Complete
A Little Bit of Seasonal Style by BroflovskiFan reviews
StanKyle. Cold weather, interrupting mothers, frozen bangs and of course a little hot seasonal action. Happy holiday of your choice readers. [ONESHOT]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Not Necessarily Romantic by Seaouryou reviews
Wendy’s wanted to be the head of the school newspaper for years. She just never thought she’d have to deal with anonymous love letters, an increasingly distant boyfriend, and Cartman. [het and slash]
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 54,158 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Eric Cartman, Wendy Testaburger - Complete
Lets do the Time Warp Again by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A potions accident throws Harry back in time into his younger self's body, he decides to go nuts and do everything he's ever wanted to do . . . and get revenge on everyone.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,402 - Reviews: 1849 - Favs: 3,709 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 5/3/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Under the influence by haru's reviews
SeamusDean slash fic. Seamus makes a love potion for a practical joke,but when Dean drinks it and tries to seduce him, Seamus doesn’t know whether he can resist. boyonboy sex.you have been warned.Remember R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,786 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2006 - Seamus F., Dean T. - Complete
A Little Birdie told me by Hyuuga Mikashi reviews
Kyle thinks Stan hates him after he said that he couldn’t go to the Movies with him. Stan gets upset because he feels guilty about ditching him. Kenny is sure to fix this problem. StanKyle
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 921 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
The Chamber Strike by evansentranced reviews
Harry is sick of Umbridge and everyone pushing him around. Halfway through fifth year, he decides to Do Something about it. Warning: Contains nuts. And cults, falling sugar bowls, terrible handwriting, and beleaguered caretakers. Crack!fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,110 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 137 - Published: 3/5/2006 - Harry P., Argus F. - Complete
Eight years later by Mahpotpie reviews
Not a very good title. Slash. Kyle is remembering the war with Canada, and the day he finally confessed his true feelings to Stan. Rated mostly for language that was in the movie, and some cuddling But mostly language. ONE SHOT.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Published: 12/7/2005 - Complete
No Thanks by old-crow reviews
Complete. Harry makes a decision at the train platform at the end of year 5. Two little words change lives forever. Revised 606.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,688 - Reviews: 2771 - Favs: 4,684 - Follows: 1,109 - Updated: 5/26/2005 - Published: 2/21/2005 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
No! It's Snow! by Hitomie reviews
Yugi, Yami, Seto, Bakura, Yami Bakura, Marik, Yami Marik, Joey, Tristin, Tea and Mai, where all at the Kaiba mansion working on a HUGE school project... and get snowed in! What will happen! Well... You will have to read and find out! (My first going-to-be
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,073 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/25/2004 - Published: 5/23/2004
The Princess Unknown by Seylin reviews
Aragorn must give up all he loves for duty to his kingdom. He and Legolas make a promise to never see each other again until Arwen has passed and have one last night together. Poor Aragorn can never know. SLASH, MPREG!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,352 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/21/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Gollum's poem by crazyartistchar reviews
a poem about gollum in his caves. plz review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 170 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/29/2004 - Gollum
No Living Man by Elana reviews
In which the Witch King realizes that, for an inhabitant of Middle Earth, the knowledge that you cannot be harmed by any living man is no reason to get cocky.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/17/2004 - Complete
Being Dead Ain't Easy by D. Draggy reviews
Tragedy strikes. Joey Wheeler is gone forever. Or is he? Joey POV. Post Duelist Kingdom AU. Will eventually be sort of Seto/Joey. *Complete*
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 37 - Words: 68,106 - Reviews: 1718 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 5/15/2003 - Published: 4/2/2003 - K. Jounouchi, S. Kaiba - Complete
Star Wars & Wing Commander : The Imperial March by Andrew NDB reviews
When an Imperial remnant calling itself the Third Imperium arrives from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away in our very own galaxy, just a couple months before WC:P, ConFleet must mobilize immediate fleet action against an Imperial Kilrathi alliance
Wing Commander - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 91,617 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/20/2003 - Published: 7/19/2002 - Complete
Second Chances Saga by cobalt-blue reviews
The MMPR get a second chance after dying in a battle they can't win. Romantic slash fic in AU. Power Rangers/StormQuest xover. Loosely based on Karen Davis' BLUE YONDER. Epilog.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 96,707 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2002 - Published: 10/26/2002
Renard D'Or by Jade Daniels reviews
In this universe, Andros and Zhane are gone, Karone is evil, so who's left to save the world? *COMPLETE!*
Power Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 83,886 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/18/2002 - Published: 4/11/2000 - Complete
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The Balance reviews
AU, Sixth Year. Harry, Draco, and Hermione are chosen to fix the Wizarding World. Featuring an H/H/D ship, manipulative!Dumbledore, super!Harry, and some weird, funky magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 38,228 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/12/2013 - Published: 2/25/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M.
The Challenge reviews
Crack! Harry decides he doesn't want to skip his seventh year and hatches a plot to destroy the Dark Lord before September 1st.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,510 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/24/2011 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Harry Potter and the Legacy of Gryffindor reviews
AU post-OOTP. Harry becomes leader of an anti-Dark group. But who are the Scarlet Knights, and will they lead to the downfall of the Dark Lord? Lord Harry, supportive Dumbledore, Weasleys.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 134,618 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 522 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Perchance to Dream reviews
After losing everything, one boy must decide what’s worth having in life. Slash, Kyan.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 74,292 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 10/21/2009 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stanley's Mom reviews
When the boys turn 13, they figure out what the sixth graders meant about Stan's Mom. Stan is horrified. Boys being boys fic, no pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,032 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Stan M. - Complete
A Real Man reviews
Kyle thought his life was over after getting caught…until someone stepped up to defend him. Oneshot, giftfic, Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 977 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Aunque Mi Vida Me Cuesta reviews
The longawaited sequel to Rescue Me. Title comes from a strange Spanish song I found myself singing one night called La Llorona. Translates to Although It Costs Me My Life. Style, KennyBebe, ButtersLexus, OMCOMC, OMCOFC
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 68,148 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/19/2007 - Published: 3/22/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Enchanted reviews
Troy watches Ryan do a show. Tryan, oneshot
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Complete
Sapphires and Morning Glory reviews
A new dailyupdate fic from Phoenix II. A monthlong series of oneshots about Stan and Kyle, prompted by the Word of the Day of MerriamWebster.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 21,289 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 9/30/2007 - Published: 9/1/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
My Everything reviews
Is it still a relationship if one of the participants doesn’t know it’s a relationship? Tryan slash.
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,261 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Complete
Of Fantasies and Friendship reviews
Challengefic, StanxWendy, onesided StanxKyle. Stan doesn't like his girlfriend. ONESHOT
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,759 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/25/2007 - Complete
Sunsets at Stark's reviews
What do you believe? Style, oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Revelations reviews
When Kyle accidentally reveals his attractions, will a strange accident reveal that Stan feels the same way, or drive the Super Best Friends apart? Style.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,363 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/20/2007 - Published: 7/14/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Misinterpret reviews
MerriamWebster says to misinterpret is “to understand wrongly.” Maybe I shouldn’t have skipped that definition…
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,429 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Stand By Me reviews
Style, AU. 8 years ago, the boyband Fingerbang became a national sensation. Now, on tour, lovers Stan Marsh and Kyle Broflovski have to deal with screaming fans, stupid Fatasses, and Kyle’s Back, which is by far the greater evil.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,683 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B.
Oblivious reviews
Everybody apparently knows Kyle is hot as hell...except Kyle. Set as HS Seniors. Style. Oneshot. Stan's POV. Rated for language and mild sexuality.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Gift Giving reviews
Stan sucks at giving presents...Style, PWP, oneshot
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Much Ado about Mormons reviews
Stan hangs out again with Gary. Kyle isn’t thrilled. Takes place at Kyle’s house, in Kyle’s room. Style oneshot. Stan’s POV.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Mastery reviews
Result of inexplicable boredom combined with dread regarding my upcoming Spanish final that I don’t want to study for. Style oneshot. Kyle should lay off the tequila XD
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
A Day for Gayeness reviews
Kyle has an…interesting taste in music. Yes, the title is both a hint and a very bad pun that I couldn't resist. Style. Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Published: 5/2/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
From The Northshire Vale reviews
Stylefic set in World of Warcraft. A spell goes wrong, and Stan develops unhealthy dichotomous views towards errant mice.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 670 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Conversion reviews
See Title. It explains in a general sense... Style. MSN convo fic.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 659 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 4/21/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Things I'll Never Say reviews
Songfic to Avril’s “Things I’ll Never Say.” Style, of course. Kyle’s POV. Oneshot
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Reassurance reviews
Style oneshot. Cowritten, kinda, with Flabz. MSN randomness for the win!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/5/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
War, What Is It Good For? reviews
Slight AU from the movie. Instead of Cartman and Kyle in the trench at the end, it's Stan and Kyle, and they've both got something to say. SLASH: Styleboys. Written for Flabz and SouthParkateer.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 916 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Reaching Out reviews
A oneshot. Inspired by an MSN conversation. Open pairing, but it IS slash. Just read it, please. Make me feel better than I do right now...
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2007 - Complete
Rescue Me reviews
Kyle needs someone to save him: from the world, from his enemies, from himself. Kyle needs someone to rescue him. SLASH, StanKyle, minor StanWendy.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 39,335 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/1/2007 - Published: 1/18/2007 - Kyle B., Stan M.
All American Rejection reviews
COMPLETE! Chapter 13, The Epilogue, is up! StanxKyle, CartmanxWendy, KennyxBebe. A big thank you to everyone who read and reviewed, and even to those who just read. I appreciate it a lot!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,521 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 12/24/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Move Along reviews
Songfic to the song by The AllAmerican Rejects. Style. Stan's POV. Not really as depressing as the title might make it seem. Read and Review, por favor.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Picture reviews
Songfic to the Kid RockSheryl Crow duet Picture. Stylecentric. StanKyle, KyleChristophe [implied], Stanvarious girls. ONESHOT! Please read and leave a review, like nice Style fans!
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,444 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
Goodbye, My Lover reviews
StanKyle darkfic. Language, implied character death. Sonfic to the song of the same name by James Blunt. Please RR, I promise my inbox can handle it. In progress because if I get enough reviews, I might write a reaction chapter.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,250 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 12/7/2006 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
20 Ways of Killing Yugi reviews
We kill Yugi 20 times. 'Nuff said. Coauthored by Yugi H8rPhoenix III. Yugi lvrs and flamahs stay back!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,286 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Published: 11/24/2005 - Yūgi M., S. Kaiba
Haldir Would Have Died Anyway! reviews
See title. Four ways in which our beloved Elf could die in the Bookverse. Pick your favorite.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/17/2004 - Haldir
The Fellowship Orders Pizza reviews
The fellowship orders Pizza. It's funny
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/21/2004 - Published: 3/20/2004
Some Very Odd Things Happen to Pippin reviews
Some Very Odd Things Happen to Pippin
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,365 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/20/2004 - Published: 3/15/2004 - Peregrin T., Meriadoc B.
Power Rangers Storm Force reviews
A new team of Rangers goes up against Greek Gods and Ancient Warriors
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,906 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 8/1/2003 - Published: 3/27/2003
Duelist Kingdom II reviews
33 years after Deulist Kingdom, another tournament starts and 3 couples, their kids, the Kaibas and an 5,000 year old Egyptian must duel to beat Mako Tsunami's son in...DEULIST KINGDOM II!!!!!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/2/2003 - Published: 6/15/2003
Some More Ooze reviews
When Ivan Ooze mysteriously returns to Earth, all the Rangers must unite to stop him.
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,199 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Complete
One More Time reviews
Yugi has to duel Marik to stay out of the Shadow Realm. Will he succeed?
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/4/2003 - Complete
The Power will heal you reviews
PRTF: My take on what Mr. Collins feels during the part of ‘Dawn of Destiny’ when Alex uses that ball thing to heal him.
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 265 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Complete