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Joined 12-19-02, id: 312516, Profile Updated: 04-14-15
Author has written 13 stories for Sonic the Hedgehog, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Rainbow Brite, She-Ra, Princess of Power, DC Universe Online, Star Wars, Mass Effect, DC Superheroes, Frozen, Avengers, Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., NCIS, Marvel, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

Hi! I'm John Burkhart, and this profile was published by the inhabitants of Gnomeregan at great expense and at the last minute.

I've a great proclivity for crossover fictions, as I find it a great challenge to keep two sets of characters in character while having them deal with one, or both, different environments.

I've also self-published a full length fantasy novel! Support your fan-fiction writer by taking a look at "Redeemer's Oath" available now on E-Book and hard copy at Amazon.Com.

Things I'm currently working on, in rough order of importance to me:

Frozen Assets, A Continuation of the Frozen/Marvel Cinematic Universe
HELP! Wanted, an NCIS, Fight Nights at Freddy's crossover
The Eclipse Queen, a Persona/Sailor Moon crossover
"Rogue's Mark", a sequel to Redeemer's Oath
The Acceleration Multiplier (I refuse to call it dead. I'm really hoping Mass Effect 4 becomes "The Search for Shepard".)
Cats Paws (This one... we'll see on)

I love talking to people. Please feel free to send me a Private Message, and I can guarantee I'll reply back. :)

I'm very much a 'Troper'. If you're one too, think about leaving me a nice Fan-Fic recommendation on the appropriate pages.

When not writing, or even when I am, I'm a resident of Chicago's North Shore, and am attempting to make a living helping out people who can no longer get to things like Doctor Appointments, or even the Grocery store, keep their independence. I work for Faith in Action (of Southeastern Lake County) to do this.

Order of Frozen/MCU stories:

Cryomancy
Stark Wars (One shot, Humor)
Icy Venom
Frozen Assets (Coming soon!)

-TZ

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Forever Frozen by Cryoshade reviews
When an Evil Queen's curse reaches the small kingdom of Arendelle, two sisters find themselves transported to a different world, completely unaware of the life and magic they left behind.
Crossover - Once Upon a Time & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,183 - Reviews: 435 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 2/4 - Published: 2/22/2014 - Anna, Elsa - Complete
The Ice Sorceress Awakens by Owl Writer reviews
Power is often feared. Elsa, thrust into the 21st century, must learn to control her abilities or be treated as a threat to global security. A Frozen/Avengers crossover. No pairings.
Crossover - Avengers & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,143 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 4/2/2014 - Published: 12/13/2013 - Elsa
Sleeping With The Girls, Vol II: Chaos Theory by Admiral-Tigerclaw reviews
The experiment continues. What are the side effects of one's pressence if you give it a little time to percolate? Think you can call the shots?
Crossover - X-overs & Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 252,989 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 969 - Follows: 944 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Cat Chaser by Marcus Rowland reviews
Supergirl Returns #12. It's surprising how much chaos a cat can bring into your life. Especially one that appears out of nowhere, and comes with its own dimensional portal... DC Movieverse / Avengers crossover - now with added Stargate, Young Wizards!
Crossover - Supergirl & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,631 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Linda L., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Return by Marcus Rowland reviews
Supergirl Returns series #1. A strange visitor drops in unnannounced, with unfortunate consequences. DC Universe movieverse / NCIS / West Wing / Bones crossover. Previously in the "superman" movies category.
Crossover - NCIS & Supergirl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 41,131 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Kara/Kara-El - Complete
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Help Wanted reviews
When a Navy Admiral's son disappears, NCIS is called into investigate. The last known whereabouts? Freddy Fazbear's Pizza.
Crossover - NCIS & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,078 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 4/8
Icy Venom reviews
After a harrowing mission in Peru, Phil Coulson's team seeks to resolve the personal quest of one of the Avengers: The restoration of life to Elsa's sister Anna. But the enemies from the past have a way of biting back... (Sequel to Cryomancy and Stark Wars, found in Avengers/Frozen. No Parings)
Crossover - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. & Frozen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,304 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 10/4/2014
Stark Wars reviews
To acclimate Steve Rodgers and Elsa further into the 21th century, Tony Stark invites them to join him, Pepper Potts, and Bruce Banner for one of his favorite pieces of Pop Culture: Star Wars. One shot follow up to Cryomancy. (No Parings)
Crossover - Avengers & Frozen - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Published: 9/14/2014
Cryomancy reviews
With a single sword strike, Anna's life is ended in front of Elsa, sending the whole realm into a frozen tomb for over one hundred and fifty years. But is SHIELD really desperate for answers in case a true alien invasion comes? "You have made me very desperate." Spoilers for Frozen and Avengers. Forked from "The Ice Sorceress Awakens" with permission of the Author. No parings.
Crossover - Frozen & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,572 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 53 - Published: 8/20/2014 - Complete
Run for Justice reviews
Sixteen people. Heroes. Brought to a world that is not their own. But for what purpose? Who are these men in black that pursue them? If they seek to help others, they must first... Run For Justice
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Marvel - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,960 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/5/2014 - Published: 3/4/2013
The Acceleration Multiplier reviews
An unknown event knocks the Normandy SR2 from the Mass Effect field, causing it to arrive in a new, strange part of the universe. Now new enemies - and allies - stand between Shepard and her crew.
Crossover - Star Wars & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,921 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 5/20/2013 - Published: 1/23/2012
Cat's Paws reviews
When Catwoman has stumbled on activated magical statues, there's only one person the Justice League can send in to right the disaster. Someone already a cat. Sequel to Enforced Heroics
DC Universe Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,810 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 7/26/2012
The Space Between reviews
Shepard and Legion ? after the destruction of the Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Complete
Enforced Heroics reviews
When the exobytes fall, heroes and villains rise. Some from desire, others by necessity.
DC Universe Online - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,701 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 2/17/2011
Shadows over Etheria reviews
New lands with new problems lead to new adventure. Brian is along to help, but war is something neither Rainbow nor Brian could have prepared for.
Crossover - She-Ra, Princess of Power & Rainbow Brite - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,372 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2006 - Complete
Dark Chaos reviews
Murky's after the Chaos Emeralds. Will he be stopped in time?
Rainbow Brite - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,558 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/4/2004 - Published: 8/24/2003
The Others: Jennifer Rathe reviews
When Buffy unlocked the other potential slayers, perhaps she didn't realize the danger for girls around the world...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,115 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 8/24/2003 - Published: 5/30/2003
Shadow in Silhouette reviews
Finished Murky has decided he needs help to conquer Rainbowland, so he calls in the mad Dr. Robotnik...
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Rainbow Brite - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,411 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/1/2003 - Published: 12/31/2002 - Complete