GothicDJ
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Joined 12-20-02, id: 312603
Author has written 8 stories for Sailor Moon, Yu-Gi-Oh, and Final Fantasy VII.

Again with the long time before I come back.

Loong time. I can't believe I set this account up so long ago. I was such a youngin'.

Sweet deal.

My writing style has changed. If you're into a lot of action and meaning, but not as much dialogue (people that do useless fucking with their mouths aggrivate me), then you're in the right place.

If you're looking for an intergalactic funk mechanic, you're also in the right place. Yes, I'm here, and there, and everywhere, to repair your funk.

Anyway, I don't like describing myself, so that's where these come in handy.

Name:Brittany the Intergalactic Funk Mechanic aka: Madame K aka: GothicDJ

Birthdate:3-23-90

Birthplace:New York, New York

Current Location:Connecticut

Eye Color:Pretty much black

Hair Color:Dark brown

Height:5' 7

Weight:128

Piercings:Two in each ear

Tatoos:None yet

Boyfriend/Girlfriend:Single... but not for long, methinks.

Overused Phraze:Fuckin' umm...

FAVORITES

Food:Pizza, methinks.

Candy:Reeses unt anything sour

Number:13

Color:Black

Animal:Cat

Drink:Cranberry juice

Alcohol Drink:Tossup between whisky sours and raspberry kamikazees

Bagel:Everything

Letter:Q

Body Part on Opposite sex:Teeth

This or That

Pepsi or Coke:Coke

McDonalds or BurgerKing:Burger King. They have veggie burgers there.

Strawberry or Watermelon:Strawberry candy, watermelon the fruit

Hot tea or Ice tea:Iced

Chocolate or VanillaVanilla

Hot Chocolate or Coffee:Coffee

Kiss or Hug:Kiss

Dog or Cat:Cat

Rap or Punk:Punk

Summer or Winter:Summer. Spring, really.

Scary Movies or Funny Movies:Funny

Love or Money:Love

YOUR...

Bedtime:Whenever I fall asleep

Most Missed Memory:Being a kid in a world that was pretty damn carefree.

Best phyiscal feature:My eyes

First Thought Waking Up:Aww, fuck...

Goal for this year:Pass geometry

Best Friends:Lindsay, Daniel, and Christopher.

Weakness:I can think things through but I never act on them.

Fears:Becoming another cog in the machine of society.

Heritage:Jamaican, Irish, and Egyptian.

Longest relationship:Seven months

HAVE YOU...

Ever Drank:Yup.

Ever Smoked:Yup.

Pot:Yup.

Ever been Drunk:Hell yes.

Ever been beaten up:Yup.

Ever beaten someone up:Not really.

Ever Shoplifted:Probably.

Ever Skinny Dipped:Yup.

Ever Kissed Opposite sex:Just earlier today I did.

Been Dumped Lately:Nope.

IN A GUY/GIRL

Favorite Eye Color:Anything out of the ordinary. Especially pale blues.

Favorite Hair Color:All of them.

Short or Long:Both.

Height:shrugs

Style:Gothicly centered with a flair of originality.

Looks or Personality:Personality.

Hot or Cute: Cute

Drugs and Alcohol:Whatever they wanna do

Muscular or Really Skinny:Really skinny

RANDOMS

Number of Regrets in the Past:Life's too short to regret things

What country do you want to Visit:Asia.

How do you want to Die: Young with something to live for.

Been to the Mall Lately:Of course.

Do you like Thunderstorms:Hell yes.

Get along with your Parents:Not really.

Health Freak:Poor health freak. I love to know I'm taking shitty care of myself sometimes. It lets me know there's always
room for improvement.

Do you think your Attractive:Sometimes.

Believe in Yourself:I have to. I'm in theater.

Want to go to College:Of course.

Do you Smoke:Yup.

Do you Drink:Yup.

Shower Daily:Yup.

Been in Love:Deeply.

Do you Sing: I'm planning on making a profession of it.

Want to get Married:Eventually, maybe.

Do you want Children:That really really depends.

Have your future kids names planned out: If it's a boy I'll name him Vincent and if it's a girl I'll name her Ryan.

Age you wanna lose your Virginity:Done and gone.

Hate anyone: Hate is a wasted emotion.

Peace and love, rock on, good drinks, good thrills, good hits, good trills. Live like you want to, touch like you need to, be who you need to be.

Xanga - /OneMinute_Disaster

Myspace - /funkmechanic

Story progress

Bleeding Roses is the only one I'm working on right now. Expect some new stuff, though.

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Always Smiling by Ezzie Valentine reviews
After the defeat of Hojo, Vincent pays a final visit to Lucrecia who makes him promise her that he will start living life to its fullest. He finds the support he needs from a young ninja who is more like him than he thinks. Yuffentine, some CloTi others
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Romance - Chapters: 65 - Words: 258,563 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 2/19/2020 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Light can be Dark Too by Captain Cutlas reviews
Scorched sands and unwavering blue skies. Seto finds himself dreaming of ancient lands and revenge on his Pharaoh. Battle Kingdom only brought painful memories...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,326 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/27/2007 - Published: 5/5/2003
Head Over Heels by Shinsei-Kokoro reviews
SS. AU. She was a nice family girl who went for nice polite boys. But when she falls for the bad boy druggie with police records, Syaoran Li...resisting him becomes the last thing she wants. [Rated for language]
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 185,995 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 925 - Follows: 545 - Updated: 9/13/2006 - Published: 1/21/2004 - Syaoran L., Sakura K.
The Mission by MrsPopo reviews
So sorry for the long wait...here are two chapters, the last chapter is in the works. Cid and Vincent are looking for the answer to the question on everyone's mind: Are Tifa's endowments real? Please read and review!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,479 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 5/27/2005 - Published: 7/20/2003
Patiently Waiting by Vincent Noble Valentine reviews
(updated)Renamed patiently waiting because in life that is what most of us are doing. A Vincent & Yuffie sort of fic about how the team disbands but more importantly what path wil vincent take? Return the coffin? Or start life anew? Review!GRR
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,879 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2005 - Published: 8/11/2002
Party City: Midgar by Morrigan the Nightmare Queen reviews
Once a karaoke fic, now a series. Episode two, the long-awaited Halloween party, is here! Warning: gratuitous sarcasm and no plot to speak of.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 17,535 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/29/2005 - Published: 9/12/2002
Spawn by Borath Pachelbel reviews
Chapter 11 We've combined forces and created a sequel to 'Game Queen'. We've doomed a character to M-Preg. We chose the character who'd hate it most. We chose Bakura. (Evil laughs)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,609 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/26/2004 - Published: 4/6/2003
Vincent's Last Birthday Escapade by Darknightdestiny reviews
The gang discovers an old tape and sees a side to Vincent that they never knew existed. One of them is curious, but will he let her inside the walls he's built up? [VT]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,758 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/16/2003 - Published: 10/13/2003 - Complete
Celebrations by Saesama reviews
After a drunken one night stand, Cid reveals how he feels, but Vincent doesn't feel the same. Drunk people, implied sex, swearing and pure heart break.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2003 - Cid H., Vincent V.
A hyper story about Cloud and some hair gell! by Torn Angel reviews
The name says it all! (Warning: Tifa Bashing!)
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Published: 8/3/2003
The Truth by Water Mage reviews
Shingo Tsukino has always been Usagi's annoying little brother. What if he knows more about his sister than he's ever let on. This is a one shot fic of his thoughts and feelings about his sister and her destiny.
Sailor Moon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,020 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 32 - Published: 7/1/2003 - Complete
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Bleeding Roses reviews
AU: Yuffie is a happily depressed, gothic authoress. Vincent is her biggest fan. When they meet at a book signing, love blossoms. Chapter Nine is up after an eternity and a half.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,818 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/13/2006 - Published: 8/10/2003 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
The Eighth Period Bell reviews
Based off the horrors of Algebra and knowing that the bell will ring in seven minutes... except those are the longest seven minutes of your life.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/9/2004
Dining Hall Trial And Tribulations reviews
A wierd little AU that I did. It's just a hour fic about a strange occurence going on in a college dining hall concerning our favorite FFVII cast.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10/3/2003
The Game Queen and Then Some: Sequel reviews
I don't even know what chapter this is because I'm ZONED OUT! I haven't written in over a MONTH and I'm REALLY SORRY for making ANYONE who was reading this wait such an absurd amount of time. Well, I'm back with whatever chapter this is.....
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,773 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/25/2003 - Published: 3/19/2003
Protection reviews
I only rated it PG-13 because of the strong references. I thought this up during Lang. Arts class and it's a little story that is irrelivent to my life but I decided to write it anyway because I was bored. Enjoy ^^
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 387 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/21/2003
A Memory of Within reviews
Just a small story on my POV of the falling of the tower in the Sector Seven slums. A Cloud and Jessie coupling that's I'll probably never elaborate on but it was fun to write.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2003
The Kareoke Party of MADNESS reviews
*UPDATED* Joey's chapter is revised....AGAIN. Hope you like.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,955 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 2/4/2003 - Published: 1/31/2003
Stray Thunder reviews
Makoto is ready to leave and she knows she's got friends that will back her up. Good-bye with the old, and hello to the new^^ New Chapter Up!!
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/20/2002 - Makoto K./Lita/Sailor Jupiter