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Joined 08-03-11, id: 3127072, Profile Updated: 04-10-12
Author has written 7 stories for Sherlock.

But in calling Moriarty a criminal you are uttering libel in the eyes of the law — and there lie the glory and the wonder of it! The greatest schemer of all time, the organizer of every deviltry, the controlling brain of the underworld, a brain which might have made or marred the destiny of nations — that’s the man! But so aloof is he from general suspicion, so immune from criticism, so admirable in his management and self-effacement, that for those very words that you have uttered he could hale you to a court and emerge with your year’s pension as a solatium for his wounded character. Is he not the celebrated author of The Dynamics of an Asteroid a book which ascends to such rarefied heights of pure mathematics that it is said that there was no man in the scientific press capable of criticizing it? Is this a man to traduce? Foulmouthed doctor and slandered professor — such would be your respective roles! That’s genius, Watson."

-- Sherlock Holmes, "the Valley of Fear"

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"He was aware that she belonged to his life like a room or a chair: she was something which completed him. What was most evil in him needed her; it couldn't get along without goodness. He smirked at the pair of them, nostalgia driven out by a surge of sad sensuality. She was good, he'd discovered that, and he was damned : they were made for each other."

--Pinkie ["Lou's-ultimate-sociopath"] Brown; Graham Greene; Brighton Rock.


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Similar to the television Channel "Dave" - Lou's head is also [coincidentally] the home of witty banter.

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My name is Lou. I love big words. I use, commas too often. I got a "D" in my English GCSEs. I spend my time marrying fictional men. I have a stamp collection. I want to grow up and study the human brain. I read Conan Doyle's Holmes' stories far too often. I quote the books too often. I think about Andrew Scott too often. I have a book specific to lists. I overthink everything. I am lackadaisical. I have a really horrendous sweet-tooth. I talk too much. I hate not knowing how to spell things. Prawns will kill me. Other allergies include soya and work.

Anyway. Hello!

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"If you [had nothing better to do &] hacked my computer, you will find": Lana Del Rey & Poetry from the English-romantic movement & Big Bang Theory & Mr Cavill & Mr Fassbender & various other gorgeous men. & Virginia Woolf & Arthur Miller & polymers in chemistry & the B's [Brahms, Beethoven & Bach] & Queen [a lot of it.] & Plath & Hughes & musicals [a ridiculous amount ; especially Phantom of the Opera - personal favourite!]& unpostable fanfiction [equally, a ludicrous amount; my muse chugs out crack!fics in a daily basis.] & Dean + Sinatra + Goodman & Lord of the Rings[taters?] & a fair amount from Agatha Christie as well [ the first book I ever read was The Murder of Roger Ackroyd ] & multiple essays on "Jane Eyre" [the second book that I've read through the most; second to Brighton Rock] & lots and lots and looooots of Conan Doyle. Lots. I can recite stuff from The Final Problem & The Valley of Fear almost to-the-word. [yes; the Moriarty bits. I'm a huge fan of old, scary Professor Moriarty! He's just - class. ]

[as you can tell, this is why I never get work done.]

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"All science is either physics or stamp collecting."
- Ernest Rutherford (1871-1937)


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"Happiness is good health and a bad memory."
- Ingrid Bergman (1917-1982)

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"Don’t let it end like this. Tell them I said something."
- Pancho Villa (1877-1923), last words


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The Demon I Cling To reviews
Post1x03!AU. J/M. Molly is abducted and recruited into the House of "M". A/N: ON HIATUS/06.12 Apologies. Be back in business shortly.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 72,321 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Molly Hooper, J. Moriarty
Law Is Boring reviews
Jim's rambly, overly-bored thoughts as he stands in court. !mildspoiler!cussing!arseyjim
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2012 - J. Moriarty - Complete
A Little Fall Of Rain reviews
Molly was dying. Sherlock can't help. grief!rainfall
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H., Molly Hooper - Complete
Memory reviews
"John had always known that it was the littlest things that he would remember most." J!S friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,144 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/14/2012 - John W. - Complete
Chemistry reviews
spoiler!01x02!oneshot. Irene's thoughts as her and Sherlock part ways.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 719 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Caring is Not An Advantage reviews
Spoilers!01x02!oneshot. Mycroft thinks about the concept of caring as he makes a thoughtful decision.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Mycroft H. - Complete
Best Nativity Ever! reviews
Lestrade has to watch his daughter's nativity. He invites everyone to come watch - well, almost everyone. Certainly, no-one invited the foreign assasins. happyxmaseveryone!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,658 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/24/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete